Follow me like a shadow

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Follow me like a shadow

At this time, He Zhensheng said: How can I please girls if I have no talent at all?

Kang Zhongcheng said: There are a few boys in our school who can be like these two. When it comes to chasing girls, as long as they stalk and show their attentiveness, there is no one they cannot win.

Ma Zhiguodao: No, if you are handsome, you don’t need these tricks, just tricks.

Yang Xiaowei said: What if you are not handsome? There will be no way to survive?

Kang Zhongcheng said: Then just strike up a conversation shamelessly.

Yang Xiaowei became interested and said: Tell me, how to strike up a conversation. I don’t know what to say when I see a girl.

Kang Zhongcheng said: "It's very simple to strike up a conversation, right? For example, you catch up with a girl and ask, "Excuse me, this classmate, what time is it now?" She answers, "10:35." You answer, "Hey, it's so magical! My watch is too."

10:35, do you think we two are destined?!

Everyone laughed, and He Zhensheng said: This is too ridiculous.

Kang Zhongcheng: Or you pick up a brick from the ground, catch up with the girl in front of you and ask: Classmate, did you drop this brick?

He Zhensheng despises: Do you still need to be so polite when holding a brick? How good is it to go straight to the topic?

Yang Xiaowei: What?

He Zhensheng gestured with a brick in his hand, grabbed Yang Xiaowei's collar, and threatened him: "This classmate, can we be friends?"

Yang Xiaowei said: This method of yours will definitely not work against a girl like Zhang Haiyan.

Kang Zhongcheng said: Yes, I will definitely give you a black eye.

As soon as Zhang Haiyan and her daughter heard that they were talking about her, they listened attentively.

Sun Xiaobo interjected at this time: Doesn't she have "two lives"? Why are you flirting with her when you have nothing to do?

When Zhang Haiyan heard that Sun Xiaobo said she had "two lives," she immediately became so angry that she almost lost her temper. She knew that in her school, many girls were nicknamed "two lives" by boys, which meant far away.

Looking at her back from a distance, her long hair is fluttering, the willows are swaying in the wind, and you are fascinated by her grace and elegance. But when you walk up to her and see her face, you are frightened to death. Such a description of a girl, no matter who you put it on.

Don't be angry! Sun Xiaobo dared to say that she had "two lives". Can you not make her angry?

Yang Xiaowei wondered: Although Zhang Haiyan is a country girl, she is also as beautiful as a fairy. How can she have "two lives"?

Sun Xiaobo said: Look at her appearance of sweeping away all the evil forces, making all the boys look like castrated dogs when they come in front of her, with low eyebrows and tails hanging on the ground, without any evil thoughts at all.

And the courage to flirt with her, what is it if it's not "two lives"?

When everyone heard this explanation, they burst into laughter. Zhang Haiyan couldn't help laughing out loud, and secretly cursed: You Sun Xiaobo, how dare you come to amuse me behind my back, just wait and see!

As expected, retribution came just in time. The final exam was approaching. After class that day, Zhang Haiyan returned to the dormitory with her books in her arms. She met Sun Xiaobo walking towards her. Zhang Haiyan remembered that Sun Xiaobo said that she had "two lives" and became angry.

He came here, lowered his head, and was ready to pass by without a word.

But Sun Xiaobo was completely unaware that the situation had changed, because he often skipped classes to code, so it was common for him to borrow notes from Zhang Haiyan, who was perfect in class. Today, he still came up to him with a playful smile as usual and said: Haiyan, lend me your notes to read.

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Zhang Haiyan did not greet Sun Xiaobo as enthusiastically as usual, but rolled her eyes at him and said coldly: I won't borrow it.

After that, he walked past Sun Xiaobo. Sun Xiaobo quickly turned over and caught up and said: Oh, I just asked you to borrow a note. What is your attitude?

Zhang Haiyan said as she walked: That's my attitude, I won't borrow it.

Sun Xiaobo followed closely and asked: What happened to you today?

Zhang Haiyan did not answer and continued walking.

Sun Xiaobo continued: If you are so angry, who recruited you?

Zhang Haiyan stopped, glared at Sun Xiaobo and said: You are the only one who recruited me, I am very angry.

Sun Xiaobo touched his nose and smiled awkwardly: How did I offend you?

Zhang Haiyan said solemnly: You have offended me and you don’t know it? Think about it for yourself.

Sun Xiaobo thought for a while and said: I don't have it, why don't you remind me?

Zhang Haiyan said with a straight face: Did you say bad things about me behind my back?

Sun Xiaobo immediately retorted: I didn’t.

Zhang Haiyan said: How dare you deny it! You don’t admit it, right?

When Sun Xiaobo saw the seriousness of the situation, he immediately became serious and said: It's really not true, I assure you.

This is what women are like. Once they are interested in you, they will start to have high standards and strict requirements, and say bad things behind your back. This is a capital crime against heaven. Of course, it cannot be tolerated. You must discipline it well and nip such signs of rebellion in the cradle.

Zhang Haiyan: If you think about it carefully, if you can't remember it, then you won't be able to borrow my notes in the future.

Sun Xiaobo thought about it for a while, but still had no impression, so he had to beg for mercy: I don't remember, I really don't.

Seeing his serious look, Zhang Haiyan felt angry and funny, but she still said with a straight face: Did you give me a nickname secretly?

Sun Xiaobo suddenly realized: Oh, so that's what happened. I didn't mean that, I meant...

Zhang Haiyan quickly stopped her and said: Okay, stop talking, it's so annoying. Remember, don't say bad things about me behind my back in the future!

Sun Xiaobo then breathed a sigh of relief and said: What do I think is wrong? Who is so arrogant to sow discord between us?

When Zhang Haiyan heard that Sun Xiaobo attributed the matter to other people's bad words to sow discord, she didn't realize that it was her who gave the nickname. This deviation in ideological understanding was quite serious and must be seriously corrected, so she was annoyed.

He said: What is the provocation between the two of us? Tell me, what is the relationship between the two of us?

When Sun Xiaobo saw Zhang Haiyan sweeping all evil forces, he immediately thought of "two lives" in his heart, and couldn't help but smile and beg for mercy: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, we have nothing to do.

Zhang Haiyan also realized that Sun Xiaobo was laughing at her "two lives" and said even more angrily: You still say that! You still laugh! Ignore you.

After saying that, he left. Sun Xiaobo quickly followed and explained: No, no, we have a relationship, a classmate relationship, a pure classmate friendship, the kind where we borrow notes.

Zhang Haiyan was amused by Sun Xiaobo's panic and laughed out loud: Why are you skipping class again? Can't you use your spare time to code?

Seeing Zhang Haiyan smile, Sun Xiaobo immediately relaxed his nervousness and said: It's not as simple as you think. It requires debugging on a computer. I don't have a computer, so I have to go to the company to do it.

Zhang Haiyan handed the notes in her hand to Sun Xiaobo and said: Don't delay your studies while making money. Remember, you are not allowed to speak ill of me behind my back in the future. I have very long ears.

Sun Xiaobo took the notes, looked at Zhang Haiyan's retreating back and muttered: Weird, the traitor is around.

When Sun Xiaobo returned to the dormitory, he naturally wanted to strictly investigate the traitor, but no one would admit it, so the matter became one of the many unsolved cases among classmates, and nothing happened.

A banner for the final exam room was hung on the teaching building. Sun Xiaobo, Cao Yu, Zhang Haiyan and their classmates walked out of the exam room and checked their answers as they walked.

Sun Xiaobo said: Why is a 5-point question on the paper so difficult?

Cao Yudao: Which question are you talking about?

Sun Xiaobo said: Regarding the proof of wavelength reflection of light, it took me a whole piece of draft paper to deduce it.

Cao Yu said quietly: There is a theorem for light wave reflection. You can solve it by bringing it in!

Sun Xiaobo said: Huh?

Zhang Haiyan stared at Sun Xiaobo and said with an "I understand you" look on her face: "It turns out that you not only skipped class, but you haven't reviewed it yet, and you don't even know that there is such a theorem."

Sun Xiaobo touched his nose and smiled innocently. Zhang Haiyan said seriously: "Tell me, what were you doing these days?"

Sun Xiaobo said: "I'm working for a computer company. I just don't have to work day and night those days."

Zhang Haiyan said, "Didn't I lend you my notes? I didn't even have time to read them. You are so short of money that you will die."

Cao Yu mocked and said: Alas, so many brothers have to eat late night snacks, it’s very expensive.

Zhang Haiyan burst into laughter.

All the students in the classroom were listening to the teacher explaining the final exam papers. The teacher said: How many times have I told you that the exam is not about who is smarter, but about who has studied well.

It’s not a pity, it’s a pity if you know how to do it wrong. You are all college students, why don’t you understand this principle? The previous 60-point question was still completely wrong. What can I say? Who is Sun Xiaobo?

Sun Xiaobo said: I am.

The teacher said: Stand up.

Sun Xiaobo stood up.

The teacher said: Have you heard of the wavelength reflection theorem of light?

Sun Xiaobo remained silent.

The teacher said: Didn’t you come to class when I taught this chapter? Why did you go? You didn’t come to the review class? You didn’t come to the self-study class either?

Sun Xiaobo felt ashamed, touched his nose and said with a smile: I'm sorry, teacher, I have something to do these days.

The teacher said: Although Sun Xiaobo was absent from class for some reason to explain the key theorem, he was able to completely re-derive the theorem using the previous knowledge he had learned in such a short time during the exam. This is called solid and basic skills.

Solid, of course, and his outstanding talent, so I gave him full marks.

This is a student in college. Has anyone seen someone get full marks in a major subject in college?! The class was shocked, and then there was thunderous applause.

The teacher said: By the way, classmate Sun Xiaobo, I didn’t see you drawing a picture on your calculation paper. How did you derive the refraction theorem without drawing a picture?

Sun Xiaobo said: I looked at the glass of the blackboard on the podium and imagined the light going back and forth between me and the glass, and then I deduced it.

All the students present and the teacher gave a precious knee-kneg to Sun Xiaobo. He touched his nose with his hand slightly embarrassed, and showed his signature silly smile, which made all the girls present unforgettable and swallowed their saliva.

Zhang Haiyan listened to the discussion between Kang Zhongcheng and Yang Xiaowei in the back row. Kang Zhongcheng said: I heard that Sun Xiaobo was very good when he was in middle school. He was a god-level killer.

Yang Xiaowei said: What do you mean?

Kang Zhongcheng said: Don't you understand this? The god of learning is the kind who is more powerful than the top student, and he is a big killer with arms crossed.

He Zhensheng said: Really? What kind of performance?

Kang Zhongcheng said: During class, he usually folds his hands on his chest and closes his eyes.
To be continued...