Chapter 300: Don’t let other people’s money be spent

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 300 Don’t let other people’s money be spent

When Yan Tingting heard this, she almost sprayed him with pearl cream! She quickly covered her mouth and said: Haha, who told you that I want to raise a mistress?! Why do you suddenly think so?!

Cao Yu said leisurely and contentedly: Look, no matter if you are a pig or a liar, don’t you already have me? Do you still want to get a dog? Isn’t that a mistress! What do you think it is after? Psychological comfort

, or do you want to use it to scare me? Don't be ridiculous! Do you think it can help you worry? If it doesn't get you into trouble, then you'll be lucky!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting immediately asked with interest: Hey, why do you say that? How can you get into trouble if you raise a dog to protect the home?

Cao Yu knew that she was teasing him on purpose! He quickly pretended to be upright and said with disdain: That was all in the past! Who still has a yard that needs to be taken care of now? Most of today’s cats don’t catch mice. You

You still want a dog to come and look after your home? Isn’t that just thinking too much! It will only eat and drink from you, and you will have to worry about it all day long, which will make you suffer!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she was even more happy and said: Are you talking nonsense again? How annoying! Even if it doesn't know how to look after a home, it should know how to call it a nurse, right? Wouldn't that also remind you to stay away from danger?

Why do you say it will make you more worried? Isn’t this nonsense!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Tsk, you don’t understand this, do you? Where do you encounter so many dangers in your daily life?! Most of the times they call at home are either because they are hungry or because they are lonely.

I want you to get up quickly, earn money for it, and buy dog ​​food! Most of the dogs you take out for barking are jealous of other dogs, steal girlfriends, disturb the people, and cause trouble. Can you not be afraid?

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Hahaha, look at what you told it, why is it the same as you? Doesn't it still bite people!

Cao Yu said slyly: If you want to talk about this, wouldn’t it be more troublesome? No matter if it bites a person or is bitten by another dog, you are the one who is worried about paying for it! If you want to know how to count, you will know how to raise a dog.

You are more likely to be bitten by a dog than someone who doesn’t own a dog! Most of today’s dogs are more timid than people. When encountering real danger, they will run faster than you, and they will point and hide behind you to protect you? You

Is this shit shovel thinking too much?

Yan Tingting laughed even more when she heard this and said: Hahaha, the more I talk about it, the more I look like you! So what does it have to do with the mistress?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately thought of sacrificing himself to entertain everyone, and said: Haha, I knew you would ask this! In today's world, cats are not like cats, and dogs are not like dogs, so the mistress will naturally follow those

Cats and dogs look alike, they no longer look like the concubines they once were!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she became even more interested and said: Concubine? You compare mistress to concubine? Why do you say that?

Cao Yu said calmly: Yes, the mistresses now are just the concubines of the past! They are just like those cats and dogs. They eat and drink from you but don’t listen to you. In addition to asking you to spend money to raise them

, I want to make you suffer! If you meet someone who is ignorant and barks and bites as soon as you go out, you will get into trouble sooner or later! Hey, there are so many heroes like you.

Let him destroy it!

Yan Tingting just laughed and said: Haha, get out of here! I want you to take care of it? This girl has money but she has to be willful! What's going on?

You see, the most unserious person in the world is talking to others seriously! Isn’t it funny? This is called a miracle of cross-dressing! If it were in a play, everyone would think this is funny, but if this is

In reality, why does everyone think this is normal? Because you fell into the drama intentionally or unintentionally, took the wrong lines and played the wrong role...

If the character you play in a play is made laugh by someone else's character, that's called a laugh scene! It's not funny at all, so everyone is happy to dress themselves up to look like crazy, intentionally or unintentionally, so that they can play those roles.

In a scene where the characters are confused, let yourself not look so funny...

As time goes by, everyone has become accustomed to it, and you forget whether you are acting or living, mispronounce the lines and forget the role. Fortunately, no one will think this is funny, because everyone of us recognizes it.

Seriously, I'm really acting...

It’s going to rain. Mother is getting married, and you have to watch her show carefully. She’s going to be willful, and Cao Yu can’t do anything about her! He can only laugh and say: Hehe, why are you so angry? We are not outsiders, the people

Internal conflicts can be solved with a meal! If not, then have another drink. As long as everyone is willing to sit down and have a drink, there is no big problem that cannot be solved, right? After all, the wine table is

The best place to build consensus, don’t you think?

Yan Tingting was not happy when she heard this, and said angrily: Look at you, you haven't finished eating yet, and you are about to drink again. Who did you learn this from? I asked you, can you still be successful?

Cao Yu also said slyly: Hehe, didn't I learn this from our father? He said that if you want to do business, you have to eat! If he is not even willing to eat with you, then this business will

There is definitely no discussion!

Yan Tingting felt happy when she heard it, but she said deliberately: Oh! What nonsense logic, who are you kidding?! I don't believe that Uncle Cao said this!

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed awkwardly and said: Haha, you did this on purpose, right? Didn't your dad say that? How could an old man like my dad know business!

Yan Tingting deliberately pretended to understand, and said in surprise: Oh, so that's it! That's not surprising! Hey, didn't I tell you to stay away from him! He's always rude.

Yes, if you stay with him for a long time, he will lead you into trouble sooner or later!

When Cao Yu heard this, he smiled evilly and said: Hey, I said this is too outrageous, right?!

Yan Tingting pretended to be puzzled and said: What's wrong?

Cao Yu said slyly: Haha, this is my first time seeing a biological daughter like you! Have you ever said that about your biological father?

Yan Tingting immediately understood and said: So what's wrong?! Please find out first, that's my dad! I can say whatever I want! Do you care?!

Naturally, Cao Yu had nothing to do with her, so he could only mutter: Hehe, I can't control that! It's your fault if you don't let me learn business from my dad! Besides, I learned a lot from my dad.

My dad helped me a lot, didn’t he? I don’t think there’s anything wrong with my dad!

Yan Tingting couldn't bear it anymore, so she directly said: Hey, I said you should stop calling me daddy, okay? How unpleasant! Do I know you very well? Damn it, Lao Yan said

Have you ever said this? I don’t remember it for any reason? Could it be that you just made it up for nothing? Besides, he let you eat and didn’t ask you to drink. It was you who made your own decision and insisted on adding it.

What a joke!

Cao Yu directly ignored the important point and said in a clever way: Hey, let's not care who said it. Learning makes people progress, and experience is very important! Rice can fill you up, wine can cheer you up, one can fill your stomach, and the other can soothe your soul. Eat

As for wine, the more you eat, the better it will be! The two have different effects, and one is indispensable. Combining the two into one can concentrate your energy and concentration, and directly lead you to the madness of life! Don’t you think so?

Yan Tingting was offended by his scene, and she immediately said with joy: Damn! You are making excuses for eating and drinking here again! Right? Water can carry a boat or capsize it, wine can add to the fun or have sex, and in the end, you can't escape the end.

Demoralizing! It’s not like eating, when you’re full you’ll be energetic! If you mix these two counterproductive things together, do you want them to mutually reinforcing each other, causing the forces to wax and wane, and the effect to be zero?!

Seeing that she was so chatty, Cao Yu hurriedly added: "Then you don't understand its mechanism of action, and that's why it can be entertaining or chaotic. Just like watching a movie, it's your own physical needs, and wine only has

Only through the physical body can it play its due role! Wine is just for fun. If you don't use it in the right place, it would be strange if the result is not messy!

Yan Tingting frowned when she heard this and said: What are you talking about? It makes people feel really disappointed!

Cao Yu said slyly: What I'm saying is that wine can comfort your lonely soul, but it can't control your lustful body! It's like driving under the influence, so how can you blame the wine? Eat and drink without separation, one drink can solve a thousand worries.

!Wine can help you get rid of all the mental shackles that are bound to the physical body, allowing you to let yourself go. The feeling, the taste, as for what you use it for, that is your business, you know!

Yan Tingting saw the intoxicated lustful look on his face and couldn't help but said with a smile: Hey, he is still physically restrained! What kind of bullshit feels like, I don't understand! Only a person like you can behave like a despicable person after drinking and having sex.

It's so fresh and pleasant! Get out of here! I'm warning you, don't go out and drink randomly. It's not good for your health. Do you hear me?

When Cao Yu heard what she said, he was naturally so intoxicated that he refused to wake up! He said with a playful smile: Who said drinking alcohol is bad for your health? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Money can't buy you. If you can't wake up, drink some wine to sleep.

One night! Drinking can make you completely immersed in the pleasure of liberation and forget your worries and unhappiness. Isn’t this bad for your health? If you don’t believe it, I will take you to drink it one day and see if it is good!

Yan Tingting saw that he looked mean and didn't look like he was trying to persuade her to drink. She clearly wanted to make her have sex! She immediately said angrily: "What's so good! Stop being so mean here! Drinking helps people to be happy, and people take advantage of drinking, so the next thing is

Having sex after drinking, and then starting to compete with each other after having sex. Nothing you say counts, and you don't acknowledge anything you do. You also put all the responsibility for it on the wine. If you want to blame it, you can only blame the wine.

Yes, right?

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately lost his interest and said in disappointment: Well, it seems that what I have been talking about for a long time is all in vain! You haven't changed anything, how disappointing it is!

Yan Tingting was not polite and said directly: "Tsk, didn't you say that a person should have a bottom line? Do you know why people need to have spirit? It's because it is used to help you keep the bottom line! In the end, you were bad, and you used wine as a shield so that others could

Material desires can flow freely in your body, and you can claim that it is because you were in a trance and lost your mind due to alcohol, that your spirit took advantage of it! Right?

Cao Yu was so ashamed of her nose that he didn't know what to say. He could only stand there stupidly and continued to listen to her words: It was all the mind that made mistakes, and the body benefited.

, isn’t this just trying to find excuses for one’s physical crimes! So that the punishment can also punish the spirit. Don’t destroy the physical body, write a profound self-reflection and just try to muddle through?

Do you see how heartbreaking her words were? Cao Yu could only smile awkwardly and said: Well... Hey, I told you not to be so strict! Anyway, we have never planned to go back alive after we were born, so we should eat and drink.

Have a drink, don't take things to heart, relax once in a while, find some fun for yourself, add some color, and make your life colorful, colorful and exciting, how interesting it is!

Yan Tingting knew as soon as she heard that he had no good intentions, so she coldly snorted: Haha, are you speaking from the bottom of your heart?

Cao Yu didn't know why, so he nodded and said: Yes! Every sentence is what I say from the bottom of my heart! How about it? Do you think what I said is good? Do you feel moved?

As soon as Yan Tingting saw that he was about to take the bait, she immediately seduced her excitedly: Of course it's right! Every sentence is full of color, just like what the thick eyebrows and big eyes said on the stage! Hey,

Don't tell me, if I closed my eyes and listened carefully, I would really think that you two are the same family!

When Cao Yu heard this, he said proudly: Of course! We are a family. If one family doesn't speak of two families, it wouldn't be surprising if you can't tell them apart!

Seeing that he was serious, Yan Tingting wiped her face and said in a cold voice: Haha, it's so good that one family doesn't talk about the two families! Sure enough, they are all carved from the same mold. They are exactly the same.

You can't even tell them apart!

Cao Yu felt embarrassed when he heard it, and said with a smile: Hehe, why don't my words sound like good things? This water sound is a bit loud!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately laughed and said: Hahaha, you can still hear the good and bad words? You are talking about people and not about people's business, isn't it you! It was you who said it wonderfully, and every word was full of color.

Yes! It shows how lustful you are! Do you still have a lot of lust buried in your heart, but you are not embarrassed to say it out yet?

Seeing that she had seen through it, Cao Yu no longer tried to hide it. He showed his dissolute behavior after his success and said with a lewd smile: Hey, you can see this at a glance? It seems that you are not simple either! A fellow-minded person.

, I understand, I admire, I admire! No wonder we have a lot to talk about! We have the same ideas, the same hobbies, coincidentally, coincidentally, it is simply a perfect match, a perfect match!

You see, Cao Yu knows how to praise people, right? But Yan Tingting didn't grow up as a vegetarian! She saw through his trick at a glance, how could this be a compliment to her? He clearly wanted to drag her into the water, and also wanted to wipe away the dirty paint on his body.

Smear that shit on her! So, if someone comes up to you out of the blue and tells you that we are the same! Then be careful. Are you familiar with him? Why would he want to get close to you?

Yan Tingting was always wary of "we". When she saw him mentioning the old words again, she immediately refuted: Who is the same as you? You have already said that we are not old, so why don't I know how petty you are?

? As soon as I tell you that you are dirty and mean, you will pull me into your gang with a smile, right? You want me to join you in the gang? Tell me what kind of intentions you have!

When Cao Yu saw that she suspected that he had bad intentions, he immediately sneered at her kindness and said: Hehe, everyone thinks that they are the most fuel-efficient lamp in the world. This is the moon in the mirror, the flower in the water, and the money in other people's pockets.

Don’t spend money in a hurry! The most difficult thing for people to see clearly is themselves. Everyone thinks they can have good things and should have them. In fact, you really don’t have them...
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