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Chapter 302 ?

Chapter 302? Sui Sui Nian Hua is different

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 302 Thoughts about flowers are different

When Cao Yu heard this, he said with disdain: What are you thinking? I mean, he neither understands flowers nor people. He can't even figure out who is similar to a flower and who is different from a flower. How can he compare this person to a flower?

If the difference is screwed up, then it would be weird if he didn’t die! Do you think that’s right?

Yan Tingting became interested as soon as she heard it and said: Why do you insist that people are similar but flowers are different? It sounds fresh to people, why exactly? Tell me quickly!

Cao Yu said calmly: Men spend flowers for women, and women spend flowers for men. We are all the same people, but the patterns are different! Women spend flowers for men, they are all flowers, no one is a flower, this flower is not that flower, someone is watching.

Flowers are flowers. Flowers on the other side are not flowers. You can’t spend them if you want. Others can’t spend them all, but you don’t get them. If women don’t have flowers, how can they be as beautiful as flowers? If men are not lustful, how can they be heroic?

His true nature? Are you right?

Yan Tingting looked at his smug look and said with disdain: Tsk, what's wrong is wrong! What do you want to say? Is it because he has no eyesight? Ignorant of current affairs and want to grab flowers with his uncle? You really are

Everything is related to flowers! You are always talking to me here about whether you should spend flowers, and if so, how to spend them. Isn’t this just being a hooligan?

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu quickly exclaimed: Hey, where can I find it? I just want to discuss with you what kind of man is more interesting. Why do you always like to accuse me wrongly? It makes me feel so wronged!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she laughed and said: Oh, you are still aggrieved?! Then what kind of man do you think is more palatable? Is it possible that someone like you, who thinks about going to have fun all day long, is masculine?!

Cao Yu immediately said confidently: Hey, don’t mention this. Heroes are inseparable from wine. After a small drink, you can tell who is a hero and who is a bastard. This is called talking about heroes with wine! Women are like books. The more you read, the more you think about them.

, Men are like wine, they become more fragrant as they age. If you don’t try it, how can you know how beautiful it is when you take the time to read a book and worry about the taste of a whole glass of wine?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she rolled her eyes at him and said with disdain: Oh, if you smell of alcohol all over your body, does that mean you are manly? Shouldn't you be a man first? According to your statement, I want to drink.

Doesn't it make you more feminine? I see you have all kinds of smells on your body, except that you are not human! Just like those beasts with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you still smell like a man! Bah!

As soon as Cao Yu heard this, he immediately argued: Hey, masculinity and femininity are different. People have their own taste, and everyone has their own taste. Men should have masculinity, and women should have femininity.

; If a man has a feminine touch, it’s called a stale one; if a woman has a masculine touch, it’s called a really good one! If you don’t believe me, let’s go have a drink and see if you are good enough!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately disliked it and said: Oh, I won't go drinking with you! Even if you drink and smell of alcohol all over your body, it can't cover up the musty smell of you who never takes a shower! I don't want it.

What! What kind of manliness is that? Get out of here! I don’t care what kind of smell you have, but at least it should be humane! Isn’t this too demanding? Is it difficult for you?

When Cao Yu heard that she was clearly here to cause trouble, he also said anxiously: Oh! When I talk about the front door building, you have to talk about the carrot head! Material and spiritual are two different things. We use our stomachs to think about the needs of the physical body and our brains.

To fill the empty soul, and then mix the two together with wine, blending them together to create an imaginary and invisible taste. This is the origin of the taste. What are you talking about with me?

Yan Tingting also laughed and said: Haha, you drank too much, right? You started talking nonsense again! It's even mixed up! It makes people want to vomit. Why is wine mixed in? Is it for fun? People

Taking advantage of wine to make people happy, and then start thinking about spending money?

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Hehe, I'm just talking nonsense because I haven't drunk! Didn't I tell you not to just rely on alcohol for nothing? When you see those people who talk nonsense all day long,

How many of them did it because they really drank too much? When no one believes what they say, don’t they all swear that they didn’t drink? Don’t you understand the truth behind speaking the truth after drinking?

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Haha, you smell so much of alcohol even if you haven’t drunk? One moment you can’t believe what you say while drunk, and the next moment you tell the truth after drinking, which one is true and which one is just drunk talk? You

What should I believe in you? How can I trust you?!

Cao Yu was not in a hurry and argued slowly: Wine is very special. You say it is food, but you don’t feel full after drinking it. You say it has no nutrition, but some people can’t live without it. They all say that wine is food.

Grain spirit, the more you drink, the younger you become! In fact, he is using wine to show off to others! Do you think this wine is like a soul attached to the body? He wants to have an effect on the soul through the body!

Yan Tingting knew that he was trying to make a fuss over wine again, so she frowned and said: What do you want to say?

Cao Yu explained calmly: Wine makes people brave! While wine comforts the soul, it also makes excuses for people. Drinking too much can make people happy, and drinking too much can lead to sexual disorder. It is all stimulating people's subconscious.

, allowing you deep in the soul to control the physical body beyond the ordinary you, and do some extraordinary things that you would never dare to think about. It plays a supporting role in the middle, doing things for the physical body through the soul!

As he spoke, he glanced at her unconsciously. Seeing that she was listening raptly, he swallowed and continued: Only when you really drink too much can it transcend the soul and control the body and soul.

You are completely in your own hands. At that time, you give people the impression that you are really drunk. At that time, you are the original you. What your true self says is naturally the truth!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting immediately praised excitedly: What a true self! Then there are selflessness, selflessness, drunkenness, love, and death, which respectively represent the three critical states that people are in.

At that time, you were both a mortal body and a Bodhisattva in this world; you had both physical eyes and wisdom eyes; you could see everything clearly and you could not understand anything clearly. Are you right?!

Cao Yu's eyes were also sparkling and he said: Good-looking skin ages easily, and interesting souls are the hardest to find! The harmony of water and milk is wine, and the fusion of soul and body is adult!

Yan Tingting also praised sincerely: This statement is very interesting! No wonder people use taste to describe it when they can’t explain it! Because when you smell the taste, you think of eating, and when you eat, you feel like eating again.

I started thinking about taste. Anything that is indescribable can be expressed vividly once it is expressed by taste! When people have a human taste, their memories can be divided into bitter and sweet...

Cao Yu nodded quickly and said: Yes, yes, that's it! People should have a sense of flavor, that's what I mean! Being cold and ruthless and not recognizing one's relatives are not called human beings! You summed it up really well! I'm impressed!

Yan Tingting ignored his praise and continued to think thoughtfully: This person has lived his whole life on the taste of being a human being. They say that the spirit will never die. In fact, what kind of spirit can really be left behind?

It’s the taste of a person! To be a person, you need to have the taste of a person. Even if he is a scumbag, he can’t be such a scumbag that he has no taste at all, don’t you think?

Cao Yu knew there was something in her words as soon as he heard it. He nodded quickly and said: Yes, yes, your mouth is amazing! You can taste all kinds of flavors in the world. There is a saying that misfortunes come from the mouth, and diseases come from the mouth. This mouth can not only suck food.

It can produce the unique taste of each person, and also know what you should eat, what should be vomited, and what is it if you don’t eat or vomit it? Do you think it is powerful or not?!

Yan Tingting was stunned after hearing this. She couldn't help but smile and try to trip him up and said: Hahaha, no wonder your mouth is so smelly! Could it be because you keep vomiting after drinking too much?! Huh? Then I won't

Got it, it’s normal for this person to vomit after eating. I’ve also heard of Pixiu who only ate but didn’t vomit. If he vomited but didn’t eat, that’s because he met you during the day. What the hell is this guy who doesn’t eat and doesn’t vomit?

Cao Yu felt very comfortable being teased by her. He couldn't help but laugh and said: Hehe, you are so smart, why don't you know this?!

Yan Tingting ignored his flattery and continued to talk to herself: All I know now is that what I eat is for my own good, and what I vomit is for the good of others. Except you, what you vomit is all for

It makes me sick! But what’s the point of not eating and not vomiting? Whose good is it for?

After hearing this, Cao Yu had no choice but to use a weird smile to cover up his inner embarrassment. Yan Tingting looked at him and said with a blank expression: What are you laughing at? I really don't know! Stop laughing, tell me!

Don't laugh! Isn't that a lie?! You're still laughing! Come on! Don't laugh!

As she spoke, even she laughed too. Under her urging, Cao Yu gathered his energy and said seriously: Think about it! Is it really good if you are good to me and everyone is good?

?! If you eat it, it’s for my own good. If you vomit it, it’s for your own good. Only if you don’t eat it and don’t vomit it, it’s really for everyone’s good! You can also use it to treat others, have you figured it out? I don’t know yet.

What is it?!

When Yan Tingting saw the bad look on his face, she knew it was better not to hold anything back! But she still couldn't figure out what it was, so she had to beg: I don't know! I can't figure out what the hell it is, why don't you tell me quickly! Stop!

Laughing, looking at your virtuous behavior, I know you are not a good bird! Why don't you say it? Believe it or not, I will suffocate you to death in my stomach! Stop laughing, tell me quickly!

Only then did Cao Yu stop laughing, and said calmly: Do you know what holding a plate in your mouth means? Holding it in your mouth without eating or spitting it out is purely for showing off to others! Doing a pretentious thing,

Isn’t it just to go to the master to please?!

Yan Tingting almost burst out laughing when she heard this, and she spat: It's annoying! I don't know if he is a human or not, but you are really a dog! Is someone trying to mess with you? Your mouth is so mean that you bite everywhere! All the time.

Don't you forget to go looking for death? No wonder you are so hated! Even I want to pounce on you and bite you twice. Do you think you are a bitch? When the time comes, I won't know who to blame if someone eats me!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately said sadly: Haha, that's great! Not only did I die without any resentment, but it was also voluntary! Not only did it fulfill your wish, but there was no resentment in my body, so you can rest assured.

Eat, no wonder you don't feel distressed! My body was sacrificed by you in a grand manner. People say that it is safe to leave it in the bag, but it's good for you. It is true only when you eat it in your belly, and you can feel at ease...

After hearing this, Yan Tingting just laughed and said: Haha, look at your unwillingness to die. It's none of my business! Why don't I just let you die once? I don't force you to die once every day.

Forbearance is over, but what about such a sad face? Your body has no use value in the first place. Why did you get put in the pot because of your bad mouth? What does it have to do with me? Why should I be uneasy?

Cao Yu wiped his face and snorted: Haha, it’s a good thing that we are so familiar with each other. If you were a stranger, they would think you were a man-eating goblin! To put it bluntly, no matter how I die, I won’t die.

It’s none of your business, it doesn’t stop you from eating meat! How scary does this sound? I don’t want to risk my life to play with you!

Yan Tingting liked how he was so noisy, and she liked that he didn't treat her as an outsider, and she didn't treat him as an outsider, so she deliberately acted coquettishly and said: What's the matter? As he said that, he fell out and screamed like a fairy, which made everyone laugh.

You're so old! What's wrong with eating two of you? With such a big resentment, do you think you'd eat anyone's flesh?! I'm just jealous of you, you look like a fat pig with big ears, what's wrong?!

Look at this quirky little goblin, Cao Yu was so surprised after hearing this! He couldn't help laughing and said: Haha, just eat it if you want! What other excuses are you looking for? You are clearly following the way of Confucius and Mencius, just to make people feel at ease.

Meat, you still have to give me all these reasons, is that to save me? If I sacrifice my body in exchange for the salvation of your soul, then my death is worth it! You can eat it with confidence!

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Hahaha, you said I was looking for reasons? You also have a lot of reasons! What is the way of Confucius and Mencius? Do you have other ways? Tell them all and listen, it will make me happy too!

Cao Yu became excited when he heard this and said: When it comes to seeking knowledge, you have found the right person. This is my strength! Humanity, kingship and domineering are all other people's evil ways. Only this deceitful way

The Tao of Confucius and Mencius is the avenue we often use to talk about things!

Yan Tingting immediately became interested and said: Haha, I didn’t expect it to be so complicated? It sounds advanced! You know so much, it’s amazing!

Cao Yu immediately put on a secretive look and said in a conspiratorial manner: Of course! How about this book being nutritious! People have humane nature, and horses follow their own paths. Everyone has his own way. Don't cross paths, just follow his own way.

Then you won’t run into each other! Each of these middle-road games is complex, profound, and profound. If you don’t know how to navigate, sooner or later you will accidentally fall into someone else’s way!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting hurriedly urged: Then what are you waiting for? Come on, tell me what other secrets are hidden here, so that I can touch the doorways to avoid being twisted around and accidentally accidentally

Just follow the path set by others!

Cao Yu didn't hesitate and said directly: Haha, you know this way of humanity, so I won't talk about it. If you are a pig, you deserve to be eaten. This is the kingly way. It doesn't matter if you are a pig or not, I will eat you anyway.

This is called domineering; if you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you have to practice deceit; the rest is the way of Confucius and Mencius. I have already said it before, do I need to explain it to you again?
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