Chapter 305: Don’t worry if you don’t owe each other

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 305 Don’t worry if you don’t owe each other

Yan Tingting sneered when she heard this: Humph! You really don’t understand what Confucius and Mencius taught you, do you? You talk about the law of the jungle so straightforwardly, don’t you blush at all?! Who are you afraid of if you are like this? I really don’t know you

What are you afraid of!

At his core, Cao Yu is actually the same as those people who talk about benevolence, justice and morality. He will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, and he doesn't care whether it is really in line with the Tao of Confucius and Mencius. The way he follows the world is that whatever works for me is called the king's way.

Otherwise, we have to talk about it!

So I heard him complain: Hey, I said, can you use your brain more in everything? Don't always want to have sex, it's not embarrassing at all, it makes people feel ashamed!

Yan Tingting is so innocent, and naturally she can't get his advantage! As soon as she heard this, she said coquettishly: Tsk, don't come here anymore! Don't think I don't know what you mean! How annoying!

Seeing that she didn't even blush, Cao Yu immediately said with interest and surprise: Really? Do you really know what I mean?

Yan Tingting replied without thinking: Of course! Anyone who advises you to use your brain when you have nothing to do is either saying that you don’t understand, or they think you have no brain! Right? Why can’t I understand if you don’t think about it?

?!

Cao Yu was disappointed when he heard this and said: "It's true, we always can't get along. Why is that?"

Yan Tingting didn't look at him, turned her head and looked around and said: Of course! Because you never know that a person should speak people's words and do people's things!

As he was talking, he found a local dog wagging its tail and begging for food from passers-by. He quickly took out a handful of snacks from his bag, squatted down, and started teasing the dog while muttering: "Look at you."

It's inappropriate to leave a good person alone, insist on coming here to imitate other people's dogs, and want to harm people like that beast, right?

Of course Gouzi couldn't understand people's words, so he kept his head buried in eating the food from her hand with relish. Cao Yu couldn't help but said dumbly: Haha, what do you want me to say about you? I'm obviously trying to please you by wagging my tail.

, but you insist that it is trying to harm you? Who did you learn this ability to tell lies with your eyes open? Do you think everyone is blind?!

Yan Tingting retorted without thinking: Didn't I learn this all from you? Aren't you just that person who tells people things with your eyes closed! As a result, the more you point at people, the more confused they become. You are really no better than a dog.

Oh! If you don’t speak human language, just don’t say anything, and you’ll pretend to be cute and understandable. Who can misunderstand that you are begging for food?

Cao Yu stood by her and grinned: Hehe, that's true! Even beasts now know how to dress themselves up like humans, knowing that they can only eat if they mix in a crowd of people! How come people don't?

Do you understand? It’s okay to leave a good person alone and hang out with the beasts so that everyone knows that I’m different from you? I’m not a human being at all?

Yan Tingting became angry when she heard this. She turned around and glared at him and said: Who are you talking about? Will you ever talk properly again?!

Cao Yu was so frightened that he quickly flattered him and said: I didn't mean you! I mean those people nowadays, who even dream of becoming a saint and flying into the sky, don't they just want to prove to you, look, I have extraordinary abilities, right? I have extraordinary talents.

Gentleman, he has extraordinary sentiments, and he also comes with a cheating device and a lightning rod! Do you think he is still a human being? If not an animal, then what is he?

Yan Tingting squatted there and laughed so much that her stomach ached. She had no choice but to get up, patted the food residue on her hands, and sighed: Hey, you, you, you are just talking nonsense again, right? What can I say? You are like that

Damn beast, he keeps talking without surprising you, and he wants to take you into the ditch just because you can't understand! Right? If you don't pay attention, you can get what you want, then you will get what you want, right?

wrong?

Cao Yu laughed and said: Haha, this has made you think of this? You said you are so smart, how can I dare to say that you have no brains?!

Yan Tingting showed off proudly: Tsk, that's not all because of you! What? Do you know how powerful I am? I can figure it out without using my brain. You are just afraid! Right? Say

Tell me, what are you afraid of?

Cao Yu was stunned after hearing this, with no fighting spirit at all. He quickly lowered his eyebrows and flattered me and said: I want to know why you are so sure?

Yan Tingting was not polite to him and said: This is nonsense! If you are not afraid, why do you have to make yourself an imaginary enemy out of thin air? Who are you trying to scare? You still have to force me to be careful.

, are you afraid of him? Or are you afraid of me?!

Yan Tingting's intelligence is indeed beyond doubt! Cao Yu understood as soon as he heard that the routine was the same as his, and it was really only the routine that won people's hearts! He used other people's tricks to trick others, which made him feel deeply while suffering from the tricks.

, I gained another three points of goodwill, five points of fear, and a lot of respect for her! I had so many mixed feelings and it was hard to explain, so I had no choice but to mutter: I'm also afraid that you will change your taste!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she laughed proudly and said: Haha, I guessed you would say that, what now? Did I say it right? I was right, you are still afraid, right? Then

Tell me, what are you afraid of? Why am I like you? The taste is always changing from east to west, always changing?!

You said she was just making noodles! If there is too much noodles, add water, if there is too much water, add noodles. Anyway, as long as she remembers to mix Cao Yu with the bad ones, that’s right! This is what she calls

He is well versed in the teachings of Confucius and Mencius! It is like resurrecting the skills of his ancestors. The result is that he has returned to the broad road of reading people's hearts in his own way. Using it, he can explain that others have ulterior motives. Perfect!

Cao Yu hurriedly explained: People's spiritual needs will change with changes in material conditions! In the past, the ideal was that when one person was full, the whole family would not be hungry, but the result was that once full, people began to want a family.

, when you have a family, you start to want a baby, and you will have endless children and grandchildren! But when you have children and grandchildren around your knees, and you have both wealth and wealth, you are still thinking nonsense and talking nonsense...

When Yan Tingting heard this, she quickly straightened her face and said: "Talk like a human being! Don't just talk about those useless things!"

Cao Yu was stunned and quickly said: I'm just explaining that this man's mind will change! In the past, we used man because we depended on him for hunting. You like man because you have meat to eat with him! Now society is progressing

Yes, men and women are the same! Without the interdependence relationship, it doesn’t matter whether a man is a man or not. No one will use a man for food anymore. Do you think I can’t be afraid?!

Yan Tingting immediately understood what he meant. Although it was a cliché, she still couldn't help but happily tease him and said: Oh? Even if society progresses, it can't change my interests! You have

What's there to worry about?

Cao Yu looked at her with burning eyes, full of slyness that he couldn't hide, and said: Hehe, I'm afraid you are so interesting! Like you, who has no worries about food and clothing, but you don't want to do anything, you can get whatever you want!

If you want to be dependent, then find someone who is manly. If you want to be pampered, then go get a mother-in-law. Do you think I am right?

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Hahaha, do you think I like my mother? Or do I like someone more manly?

Cao Yu looked at her and said slyly: Hehe, do you need to say that? Look at your attitude towards that bitch just now, it will be clear! For a prostitute like you and a caring person, you must want to raise a little fresh meat in your heart.

You are doted on, right? If you say that you have bad tastes, can you not make people worry?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she couldn't help laughing and said: Haha, I knew you would think so! How did you know that I just like my mother? Is this a guess? You must have no brain to think about it!

Seeing that she was happy, Cao Yu immediately smiled evilly and said: Hehe, you tell me first, am I right? I told you not to guess in everything! How could I rely on guessing? I must be thinking with my brain!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she curled her lips and said: Tsk, that's too wrong! Is there something wrong with your brain? Why is this?

Cao Yu also said disdainfully: "Don't be so harsh! I really thought about it seriously! Do you understand that people of the same sex attract each other, and people of the same sex sympathize with each other? Do you know why there are husbands and wives like each other? Only when sesame seeds look at mung beans can they meet each other's eyes. It's not like a family cannot be together."

It's a door! After removing all the additional conditions, people will become more and more interested in returning to their true nature. Who doesn't want to find someone who has the same temperament as a companion? Don't you think so?

Yan Tingting knew that this was a cliché, but she still couldn't help blooming with joy like a flower. She trembled with laughter and cursed: Get out of here! Who has the same bad taste as you? Damn you! According to what you said, what will happen if you come out as gay?

Don’t you want to be very popular? Can that person be saved? If they are all extinct, then that’s called Biaohan! I don’t want to be in the same boat as you, but that doesn’t mean I have to find a mother!

As soon as Cao Yu heard that there was an opportunity, he immediately started to plot and said: Don't you want to find a mother to come back to provide for you? What else do you want?

Yan Tingting immediately felt as if she had eaten a fly, her face was extremely ugly, and she frowned and said: Bah bah bah! Who told you that I have to look for it? Even if I am looking for it, it must be because I want to be a mother! What the hell?

?This girl is such a arrogant person! Do you accept it?!

As he spoke, he glared at him hatefully, and then said, "Now I finally understand how this pig died!"

Cao Yu was shocked by her trembling and heroic aura, and his mouth watered with greed. In addition, her idea of ​​becoming a mother hit a sore point. No matter how hard he thought, he couldn't understand that she wanted to be a mother.

Whose mother? My brain was exhausted thinking about it. I didn’t dare to ask any more questions. I just shut down my computer and died! I also forgot where the pig’s stubble was before, so I blurted out without thinking:

How did the pig die?

Yan Tingting saw him looking at her in a daze, with saliva lingering in the corner of her mouth, and her face turned red. She wished she could pounce on him and bite him twice! Her eyes were full of cunning, and she quickly said coquettishly: What are you looking at! Look at how stupid you are.

!The pigs have followed you. They are so smart and know a lot of things, but they are still equally ignorant. You think they are looking for death! Are you right?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he came back to his senses and said: What I just meant is don't guess at everything, rely on your brain! Otherwise, even if you guessed the result correctly, you still don't know the reason for it! Why did you bring it up again?

What happened to this pig? What do you think of this?!

Yan Tingting looked at him and said calmly: So what? Aren’t the results the same? You deserve to die. If I want to eat you, you should die immediately. This is right and proper! Otherwise, it is called ignorance. This requires a reason.

? If you don’t die, then who should I eat? You know clearly that I’ve already decided to eat you, but you still refuse to die! This is your fault, do you understand?

Yan Tingting is talking about clenching her silver teeth, spitting out lotus flowers, writing every word with pearls, and not forgetting to swallow her saliva.

After hearing this, Cao Yu couldn't help but tighten his anus, his buttocks trembled, and his heart was pounding. He quickly wiped his face, put on the pain of a generous death, and said: Oh, what you said makes sense! As long as you can feel at ease, then

Let's just settle down with our destiny! If we don't owe each other, then stop talking about missing each other. If everyone can treat each other honestly like this and stop giving in to others, wouldn't things be much simpler?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately released a murderous aura! Then she said coldly: What do you want to say?

Cao Yu was so cold that he shivered when he caught it, and he quickly said flatteringly: Isn't that what I said? If you want me to die, then I will die! I will die right away, without you having to do anything.

Don’t bother trying to persuade me! Isn’t this what you want?

Yan Tingting saw that he was pretending to be stupid again, and his cute look was really funny! So she quickly used the teachings of Confucius and Mencius, and happily urged: Haha, you said all this, I didn't force you! Look

Your lost look seems to be very reluctant, right? Then I will tell you more!

Cao Yu quickly waved his hand and said: No! I have figured it out now. Your teachings of Confucius and Mencius have deeply moved me. I have felt the deep love from you, just like a mouse loves rice.

Same, it's all for my own good! It's my fault, okay? It's my fault that I can't help you, it's my fault, I deserve to die! You should be satisfied now, right?

Seeing him lowering his head and confessing his crime, Yan Tingting couldn't help laughing and said: Hahaha, that's right! It's just that you're not good. If you were good, how could you always make me angry? Are you right? If you really can

If you understand me, then come over and let me take a bite!

As soon as these words came out, Cao Yu was frightened and said hurriedly: What are you going to do? You really want to eat sashimi? Do you want me to prepare some wasabi for you?

Yan Tingting knew he was on the right track as soon as she heard it, and she happily poked his chest with her fingers and said: Haha, you are so smart, how can you not understand this? How could someone be willing to let you die! If you are like this

If I die, what will I do in the future? Do you think that’s right?

Cao Yu wondered: What do you mean? Are you afraid that after I die, you won’t have anything to eat?

When Yan Tingting heard this, her teeth itched with hatred! She quickly raised her hand to wipe the saliva that overflowed between her teeth, and said bitterly: Hahaha, you're right! If not, who are you going to eat? Who told you to be so strong and fat?

Yes! Just take a bite when you are greedy and it is very satisfying. Just thinking about it makes you so beautiful! With all the fat on your body, I can’t possibly let you die? Do you think that’s right?

Cao Yu's face collapsed when he heard this, and he smiled bitterly and said: Oh my god, do you still call this a human thing? I always want to pounce on you and take a bite. The only purpose of living with me is to make you eat it.

?Have you ever asked me how I feel?!
Chapter completed!