Chapter 322: All gangsters in the world are one family

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 322 The gangsters in the world are one family

(As a side note, do you think it’s easy to make up lies to defraud money? It’s really not easy for someone like me who makes up lies to defraud money all day long! What are you worried about? Are you afraid that someone will read it?

Will you learn to be bad? Or are you afraid that I will tell lies? Let me reiterate, I was just making up lies. Aren’t all the stories made up? Why should you take them seriously? How come no one is worried about those stories about murder and arson?

It can be seen that lies must be made up so that even ghosts do not believe them, so that people can feel at ease! No wonder everyone is willing to tell serious nonsense now! Because not only can you make a lot of money, but you don’t have to worry about whether you will believe it or not! That’s why

With a world where reality is more exciting than stories, it makes people look like idiots. Even a person like me who specializes in making up lies doesn’t dare to make up such nonsense!

First, you can’t make it up. Even if you can, you probably won’t be able to see it, so let alone making money! You can see the blood everywhere when you open your eyes. If you close your eyes and listen to me tell a story without a plot, it won’t work.

Does it smell good? What can't you get used to? You've got used to it just by looking at the bloody shit running around here! On the contrary, can't you stand the excitement of reading a crappy book full of lies?

What do you think?

All the bullshit in the world can’t make you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable. How can I make you feel uncomfortable just by telling lies? Aren’t you making me feel more guilty? The most difficult thing to understand in the world is the human heart, the most ugly thing.

What's more, it's human nature! If you don't realize this, you'll be stuck in the chess game without knowing the chess moves! What I wanted to write about was this mind-reading skill, but it would inevitably involve two-faced people! What do you think I should write about?

I solemnly state again that what I wrote is all nonsense! Just to earn a living, I think even my rags are brainless. What I say is well-founded! He connected the dots

Do you think he can learn to be bad even if he can't even give praise and reward? He doesn't even learn how to give praise and reward. Do you think there is anything worse than him who just wants to look away in vain? On the contrary, it's those who have defrauded a lot of money.

It’s nonsense, I advise you to pay more attention!

Because if something goes wrong, has side effects or something, you may not be able to afford the compensation with the little money you earn! If you don’t believe it, I can’t do anything to you! Don’t take it seriously, everyone.

! Just like when you are joking, you are the best, but once you get serious, it doesn’t necessarily mean who is more powerful. It’s the same reason! I’m just joking with you! You’re still the best

No?

If you really want to learn well and plan to go to heaven when you get the chance in the future, then go out and turn left and go see an expert! Not only is this shabby book full of lies not suitable for you, but it may also lead to misunderstandings.

It’s your life-long event! If you don’t see it, I’ll feel less guilty!)

Zhang Haiyan laughed loudly when she heard this and said: Hahaha, if you say this, then the progress of the world is all driven by us?!

In order to please them, Cao Yu naturally admitted frankly: Yes! I said it all! This world is yours and ours, but in the final analysis, it is all for rogues! Oh, no, this world

It’s all yours! If you don’t push it, who will take the initiative to push it?! Believe it or not, there will come a day when you will rule the entire world?!

Zhang Haiyan laughed loudly when she heard this and said: Hahaha, you praise us all to the sky. What are you doing?

Cao Yu looked at her and said: Don't underestimate yourself! Aren't you all fairies? Aren't fairies supposed to fly in the sky?

Zhang Haiyan looked at his dumbfounded look and said with a sweet smile: "Shut up! Besides, I'm really going to float! Huh? Why don't I look at you like a good person? Are you looking forward to us?"

Falling from the sky?

Seeing that she was also knowledgeable, Cao Yu couldn't help but sigh: Hey, what this person is most afraid of is that he can't see others clearly, and he can't recognize himself! It would be easier if he couldn't see others clearly.

, at least you can afford to hide if you can’t offend me?! But if you can’t recognize yourself, there’s no way you can be saved, don’t you think?

Zhang Haiyan became depressed when she heard this, so she quickly sneered defensively: But most people think they can see others clearly, but they can't recognize themselves! What if you talk about a person who doesn't even recognize yourself?

How can you get to know others? If you don’t even know who you are, how can others recognize who you are? Do you think that’s right?

Do you think her question is heartbreaking? When Cao Yu heard this, he said blankly: Why did you say that?

Zhang Haiyan pretended to be naughty and said: If you don't believe it, just ask everyone! Don't everyone think that as long as you get promoted and make money, it must be yours and no one else's! As long as you are killed in a disaster, it must be someone else who is unlucky.

I have nothing to do with it! Otherwise, reality wouldn’t be like this! Are you right?

Before Cao Yu could answer, Yan Tingting interjected: Hey, you're absolutely right! That's the way he is. He dreams about getting rich and can't stop him!

Cao Yu said disapprovingly: "Look what you said, isn't it good to want to make money? Which worker doesn't dream of becoming a boss?"

Yan Tingting immediately sneered: But people must be self-aware! Didn't you say this yourself? Look at you, you are just idle all day long, but you know how to flirt with little girls, do you look like you want to be the boss?!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: What should a boss be like? Is there any boss who doesn’t flirt with girls nowadays? Just like you!

Yan Tingting's face turned red when she heard this, and she became angry and said: What's wrong with me? Don't you dare say anything again!

Cao Yu didn't expect that she would become anxious. He quickly changed his words and said with a smile: Hehe, I mean, aren't you also a human being? If you are a human being, then aren't we all the same?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she said angrily: Damn! Who is the same as you! You bastard, tell me clearly, who is the same as you? Where am I like you?

Without thinking, Cao Yu made up a lie and said: You see, we always want to marry a fairy and go home, thinking that if we do that, we can live a life like a fairy! But once we get home, look again, my God!

Why did you come back with another mother?! She is even more annoying than your mother!

Yan Tingting burst into laughter when she heard this. She quickly covered her mouth and laughed and said: Hahaha, we are not the same! I wanted to find a hero to protect you, but unexpectedly, I adopted a son back! And he also

He is not as obedient and sensible as his own son!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu could only laugh awkwardly and said: Hahahaha, look, everyone is the same! You want to find a hero to fight gangsters for you, but you are not satisfied with the result of bringing a son back! I

To tell you the truth, stop being such a slut! If you can bring a son back, that will be your blessing. It’s a beautiful thought! You should go burn some incense instead of complaining insatiably!

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she couldn't help but said curiously: Hey, what you said is really funny, what do you mean?

Cao Yu glanced at her and said frankly: What do you think? If you want to find a hero to come back, do you want him to fight gangsters for you? Let's not talk about it. As long as you don't go to places you shouldn't go,

What are the chances of meeting a gangster? Besides, if you work all day long, what are the chances of being with him? What are the chances of you two meeting a gangster together?

Zhang Haiyan was immediately dumbfounded, because what she was looking for was a man like what he said, who could protect her! She was so insecure! Now her face turned green after what he said, and she was at a loss and said: What should I do?

Then what's the use of you?

Seeing how depressed she was, Cao Yu immediately acted like a gangster and said: Of course it is useful! Think about it, are you just afraid of gangsters? You want a hero, isn't that because you are afraid of meeting gangsters?

If you really meet a gangster, do you have to decide whether he can protect you?

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she frowned and said: You just do whatever you're afraid of. It's really annoying! What on earth do you want to say?

How would Cao Yu know what she was really afraid of? So he deliberately said calmly: Hey, whatever you are afraid of, then come, that's right! The hero is just a cover that you and I understand, but in fact, what you really want in your heart

Yes, that gangster! Ask yourself, are you thinking of a hero or a gangster? Just like drinking, do you like the wine or the feeling of drinking?

How can Zhang Haiyan bother to go wine tasting with him now? She said worriedly: But I am really afraid of gangsters!

Cao Yu smiled proudly and said: Come on! Stop fooling yourself! If you are really afraid of gangsters, then you won't miss him! If you don't pay attention to him, why would he come to play gangster with you? Isn't that a gangster?

You came up with it all! Just like you were doing well as a fairy, but you still wanted to bring a son home. Do you think you can stop people from playing tricks on you?!

As he spoke, he swallowed subconsciously, and took a peek at Yan Tingting before continuing: You originally wanted to raise a dog to guard against thieves, but it turned out that it ate more than the thieves could steal.

Are you depressed? If you are afraid of a gangster, then invite a gangster home. But if he really stops playing gangster with you, then you will be even more depressed! Do you still have to worry about him playing gangster with others?!

After hearing what he said, Yan Tingting thought of the way her father slumped down on the sofa when he came home. She was really worse than a gangster! There are as many gangsters as there are gangsters! Then she got angry and said: Then why do I need you?

Yeah? You feel sleepy when you're full, and you're still in a daze when you're hungry. What else can I expect from you? Do you just want you to show me how to act like a hooligan?!

Yan Tingting's entrance into the scene immediately awakened Zhang Haiyan. She quickly jumped out of the scene, smiled and comforted: Haha, we can't be so absolute, can we?! There are still many things in this world that need them to do.

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Yan Tingting was so angry that she couldn't even think about random things! She immediately said with disdain: Tsk, what else can he do? If he wants to do it, then you have to instruct him to do it! It's like the abacus beads, if you don't go

If you pull it, it will stay there and will never take the initiative to move it! Cao Yu, am I right?

Cao Yu was scolded by her so much that he had no choice but to turn around and smile awkwardly at Zhang Haiyan: Hey, have you seen that? She is like this. She always loses her temper for no reason, and she also has unsatisfied desires. You

What can I do?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she said angrily: What? Who is so horny? Say it again!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu quickly begged for mercy and said: Haha, don't get me wrong! Isn't it a good thing to have desires? This is called actively demanding progress! Regardless of whether it is society or an individual, if you want to make progress, it is a good thing! As long as it is you

If you want to make progress, you have endogenous driving force! It's like a child studying. Unless he wants to do it himself, no one else can worry about it for him! If you don't believe it, just wait and see!

When the two women heard this, they both laughed again. Zhang Haiyan did not forget to praise him a few words: Haha, aren't you very good at reading? Is this all what you want to read?

Yan Tingting laughed loudly when she heard this and said: Hahaha, what does he want to read?! Hearing what Aunt Zhou meant, he is pretty cool, right?!

When Cao Yu heard that his mother was mentioned again, he immediately said humbly and without hesitation: That's mainly because I am born smart! In terms of diligence, I can't compare to you! God can tell you, in no time can society make less progress.

Is it okay with you? Start from a young age, start from a baby! Run quickly in small steps and never stop! People who rush and hurry can't keep up with your pace. I don't understand what else you are dissatisfied with?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she smiled evilly and said: Haha, when I see how you always want to go to the women's restroom, I feel awkward and of course I'm not satisfied!

As soon as Cao Yu heard this, he said slyly: Hey, after talking for a long time, you just think that I am not a good person! Do you think you are a good person? Didn’t I tell you that what this person is most afraid of is not being able to recognize him clearly?

Myself!

Yan Tingting retorted unceremoniously: It depends on who I am comparing with! If I want to compare with you, then I must be considered a good person! And he is the kind of good person who can't be better! Is there any doubt about this?

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Cao Yu looked at her arrogant look and wished he could swallow it in one gulp. He smacked his mouth quickly and sucked back all the saliva that was about to flow out. Then he said with unfinished resentment: Hey, you are such a person.

That’s how it is, you can’t see others clearly, and you don’t recognize yourself!

Yan Tingting immediately said coldly: What? Say it again?

Cao Yu said lightly: You are so self-righteous! Saying important things three times has no other meaning! Do you know? Anyone who thinks they are self-righteous is just playing hooligans!

Yan Tingting gave up as soon as she heard this. She turned around and asked Zhang Haiyan to testify: Haiyan, look at him! He still has the nerve to criticize me! Which one of us do you think is a gangster?!

Cao Yu didn't wait for her answer, and quickly went to rally the united front and said: Haiyan, is it difficult for you to answer this question? Because what she asked was wrong in the first place! You shouldn't ask like this! You are right.
To be continued...