Even the security door can’t stop it

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 326 Even the security door can’t stop it

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu quickly laughed and said: Hey, don't get me wrong! I mean, do you see any normal man who spends all his time shopping in women's clothing stores? If a person is good-looking, he will look good no matter what he wears.

Otherwise, even if you don’t wear anything, no one will want to see you! Can you still not understand this? Whether a person is good-looking or not has nothing to do with whether he is fat or thin, and it has little to do with whether he wears clothes or not!

As soon as Yan Tingting heard this, she said with authority: Hey, you are getting more and more energetic, right? You want to be beaten, right? You stinking gangster!

Cao Yu hurriedly laughed and said: Hehe, didn't I tell you to torture yourself all the time when you have nothing to do? If you are looking for death like Carpenter, you won't be able to eat enough to support yourself! Don't follow her footsteps and lose weight.

It's like the old society. Can you still see it? You can slip in and out along the crack of the door. Who dares to let you out on the street after dark! Either steal something or scare people. The security door

I can't stop you!

See, what he said was damaging enough, right? But there was deep love between the lines! If she hadn't read this shabby book, she wouldn't have been able to see the kindness in it! She would have just thought it was a hooliganism!

So he smiled and rushed over, beating and cursing: "Get the hell out of here! You bastard! If I become like that, the first thing I will do is sneak into your house when it's dark and tear it apart."

your mouth!

Cao Yu is showing his love to her in the most hooligan way! So the form of expression is naturally very special, that is, pretending to be a hooligan to act like a hooligan. It's not like some people who like to be serious.

Acting like a hooligan has made your politeness fall to the ground! Now everyone is embarrassed to say that they are a cultured person, because now everyone knows that a cultured person is the best at playing hooliganism!

Seeing his ruffian look, he smiled evilly and said: Oh my god! Stop fighting, stop fighting, why don't I surrender? Stop fighting, it hurts! Listen to me explain to you!

Yan Tingting knew as soon as she heard that he was holding back his evil, and it was definitely not good! He had made her angry over and over again, but now that he had an opportunity, how could he let it go so easily? The tightening spell she asked for from Sister Guanyin, plus

Zhang Haiyan was helping her understand, and now she has finally understood it. If you are a monkey, you must beat him! Otherwise, he will dare to go to the house to reveal the tiles!

Besides, this dead monkey seemed to like being beaten! His skin was so itchy that she felt her hands were itching too! It was just the right time to help him loosen his muscles and bones! Once she thought about this, she no longer hesitated and let go of her hands and feet.

He hit hard, and the hits became smoother and smoother. No wonder everyone said that the feel was due to the hits! Do you think he was afraid of pain? I really don’t know, but hitting hurts, everyone seems to understand this!

There are many language barriers in this world, which can be solved with a wave of the hand, leaving people speechless. Are these words useful anymore? Is this invention of language just for wrangling? Many things really do not require words.

He can understand in just two clicks; many things really cannot be explained in words, because if he doesn't want to understand you, even if you talk a lot, it's useless!

If you understand, you understand, if you don’t understand, you don’t understand! It’s useless no matter what you say! I don’t need to bother to explain it to you! That’s what Yan Tingting thinks now. She doesn’t have the patience to explain it to him.

I just want to be happy first and then talk about it! So all the entanglements that have been pent up in my heart seem to be solved at this moment, and the small universe in my heart is inspired in this way...

Ren Caoyu couldn't stand her cosmic explosion, so he quickly reached out to grab the pink fist she swung over and said: Hey, it's almost done. Are you happy now?

Yan Tingting was exhausted and panting repeatedly: What? Are you scared? Do you know how powerful I am now? Let’s see if your skin will be itchy again in the future! Can you speak properly now? Pay attention to your words! Think carefully.

Then speak again.

When Cao Yu saw her stop, he started to explain to her seriously: Let me tell you the truth, it is actually better for girls to be fatter, and I like the feeling of big breasts and fat buttocks.

The two girls blushed again when he said what he said, and Yan Tingting spat: Bah! Stop being so sentimental! Who told you that I lost weight just to show you boys?!

Cao Yu laughed loudly and said: Look at what you said and how stubborn you are! If you don't show it to me, do you still want to show it to the dog?

Zhang Haiyan frowned and complained: Look, what you are saying still sounds like human language? What do you mean she wants to show it to a dog?

Cao Yu said slyly: That's right! I'm not a dog, so only a dog likes those bones...

Before Cao Yu could finish saying this, Yan Tingting's fists rained down on her pocket again, followed by her sweet shout: Cao Yu, you bastard! Do you still want to show off your face? This is not the case.

Isn’t that disgusting?!

Cao Yu parried with a smile, while continuing to provoke: Now, let me ask you, can eating walnuts strengthen your brain?

Yan Tingting was stunned when he asked her question. She couldn't help but stop and asked: What do you mean? Is there any need to ask?!

Cao Yu looked at her evilly and continued to joke: Then let me ask you again, if this is a walnut that has been pinched by the door frame, can it still replenish the brain?

Yan Tingting immediately said angrily: You Cao Yu, how dare you scold me in a roundabout way! I think your brain was caught by the door!

As he was about to call again, Cao Yu quickly stopped and said: Hey, stop calling now and listen to what I have to say. I didn’t mean what you said!

Zhang Haiyan asked curiously: What do you mean?

Cao Yu said slyly: "I mean the walnut pinched by the door frame is the same as the woman who is as thin as a mantis. Although the walnut is still the same walnut, it has been pinched by the door and is broken."

A walnut that has been deformed can no longer be considered a complete good walnut, don’t you think?

Zhang Haiyan also had a strange mind, frowned and said: If the walnuts are not damaged, how can they be eaten?

Cao Yu immediately said with a bad smile: Hey, that's a good question! After all, walnuts are just for people to eat! They are held in the palm of the hand and played with every day. They are not serious walnuts, they have no meat.

can not eat!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she became angry again. She rushed forward and shouted: Damn! Who is going to be toyed with by you!

Cao Yu held her hands again, smiled and teased: Hey, you are overthinking again! We are not talking about walnuts!

Yan Tingting tried desperately to free her hands, while she cursed: Are you telling me again? Who leads people to the wrong place?

Cao Yu smiled evilly and said: Hey, don't worry! Can this woman with no flesh on her body be considered a normal woman?

Yan Tingting said angrily: Why is it abnormal? I think you have a disease in your mind, you think in all the wrong ways, and you also say that others are abnormal!

Cao Yu said with a smile: "How come I have a brain disease? Don't think about it. If these girls can't tell the difference between good and bad like us, then is it necessary to distinguish between men and women? Just touch it and let it go."

If people feel that they have recovered, do they still have the heart to go see it? But that’s fine, if everyone can call each other brothers, the world will be cleaner! Then why do you still object to us having a meeting there?

The two women's faces turned red when they heard this. It's not like enemies don't meet! Yan Tingting rushed forward and beat Cao Yu as hard as she could. If she didn't really have no strength, then she must have planned to beat him to the ground.

You're here! Isn't that what girls are like? They never admit defeat and insist on fighting with you for everything! But if you really don't treat her as a woman, then she will still call you a bastard and even

I'm in a hurry!

What do you think her logic is? Well, actually her logic is very simple. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is mine! So what you have to do is very simple, that is, don’t argue with her!

What's mine is yours, what's yours is yours, it's all yours! If you can understand this, then you won't have to worry about not getting a wife!

What? Are men and women different? Don’t be ridiculous! There is no distinction between men and women in this world, so how can there be any difference between men and women?

Cao Yu finally grabbed her little hand again. Seeing that there was no hope of breaking free, she gradually calmed down. He saw her chest rising and falling, panting and scolding: Cao Yu, I find that you are getting more and more presumptuous now.

Ah! If you don’t fight for three days, you have to go to your room to uncover the tiles! Just wait, let me take a breath, and I’ll take care of you later!

Cao Yu smiled evilly and comforted him: "I'm trying to enlighten you with all my sincerity! Can't you still hear this?"

Yan Tingting immediately gave him a roll of her eyes, gasping and scolding: Come on! Look at that wretched look, are you here to enlighten people like this? Who told you that I lost weight just to please you? It’s your own fault.

Passionate! Oh, am I losing weight without eating or drinking just to make you, a damn monkey, look comfortable? Then am I tired? Isn’t this being a bitch! Don’t you think so?

Until now, Cao Yu still doesn't understand why this girl lost weight? You said she did it all for herself, but have you ever seen anyone who would be as cruel to herself as she is? She tortures herself, but she still insists on taking it.

Are you going to do it yourself? You said she did it all for others, but when you see someone else on the street, who would check whether she is fat or thin?

You said she was doing it to please her, but do you really know what the monkey who pleases you is thinking? Anyway, Cao Yu couldn't figure it out, so he was very interested and wanted to discuss this topic with her.

So he said: That's right! Then why are you clamoring to lose weight all day long?

Yan Tingting rolled her eyes at him again. This was entirely because her stomach was filled with anger, which made her roll her eyes, so she said with disdain: "Tch, what do you know? What we call weight loss is a kind of treatment."

The attitude towards life and the unwillingness to give up the self-pursuit of beautiful things are self-restraint and self-requirements. It is a kind of self-cultivation! Do you understand?

Cao Yu laughed dumbly and said: Haha, it seems like if you don't lose weight with me, you are not pursuing it! What do you know? There are so many beautiful things in this world! Why do you have to just torture yourself for seeking it?

Take it as an attitude towards life?

Yan Tingting snorted coldly when she heard this: Oh, who wants to be like you! Do you know what happiness is? If you only smoke, drink and play beans all day long, then it is beautiful? This is giving up on yourself, even coveting.

Enjoyment doesn’t even count, because you don’t understand what happiness is at all! What is worth pursuing? Hey, by the way, do you understand what enjoyment is?

Of course Cao Yu didn't understand. It wasn't that he didn't understand enjoyment, but he didn't understand her! So he said: I don't understand, what does enjoyment mean? Is it the legendary thing about wanting to make yourself thinner and thinner?

Yan Tingting immediately looked disgusted and said: Look at your uneducated look! You just know how to talk! Enjoyment is to find the goal that can make you happy in your life, and then pursue it, then you can enjoy the whole pursuit process.

It can bring you all the happiness. This is called enjoyment, do you understand?

Cao Yu suddenly realized it and nodded quickly: Oh, then I understand! Aren't you talking about eating? Eating makes people happy, and everyone can strive for it throughout their lives, don't you think so?!

Yan Tingting almost got mad at him when she heard this. She couldn't help frowning and said: You just know how to eat! Is there anything else? Oh, by the way, do you have faith?

Cao Yu was shocked when he heard this. He really didn't have this! So he had to bite the bullet and pretend to be disdainful and said: Don't talk to me about that harmful thing! Okay? What's wrong? Isn't it still different?

Do you want to eat? If people don’t have faith, then even eating won’t taste good, right?

When Zhang Haiyan saw what he was thinking about, she immediately ate it, so she hurriedly stood aside and scolded her: "Don't talk nonsense! Faith is a good thing that teaches people to be good. How can you say it is a harmful thing?"

Cao Yu was naturally dissatisfied and said: "Don't be ridiculous. Why am I talking nonsense? Are there still few people who have died for their beliefs in this world? Why don't we see that the world is becoming more and more peaceful? Which of today's wars is not the same?"

A battle of beliefs? Oh, just because what he believes is different from what you believe, you have to kill him. Is that any different from someone who does evil?

Zhang Haiyan couldn't help but glance at her, and said dumbly: She told you nicely, but you just didn't listen! If not you, who would she mess with?

Cao Yu immediately understood and said: Is this the reason why you want to kill others? What exactly do you believe in? Is it any different from what those animals believe?

After Zhang Haiyan heard this, she was immediately embarrassed and didn't know what to say. When Yan Tingting saw it, she jumped out and yelled: That's not what I'm talking about. Don't talk nonsense like that. It's not that evil to scare people!

Upon seeing this, Cao Yu immediately said proudly: Then what are you talking about?

Yan Tingting said without any nonsense: What I am talking about is sublimating ordinary hobbies in self-cultivation into faith. Do you understand this kind of faith?

Cao Yu continued to mess around: I don’t understand. I only know that hobbies and beliefs are different. Fitness is a hobby, and losing weight is a belief. These are two different things.

Yan Tingting ignored his nonsense and continued her train of thought: Faith is a very noble thing. Having faith means that you still have requirements for yourself and are unwilling to indulge yourself and follow the crowd. That is a unique kind of persistence and pursuit.

, only then can living have fun, only then can life have meaning, and that is called enjoyment!

Cao Yu laughed disapprovingly and said: You can pull it down! That's the same thing! All I know is that once something rises to the level of belief, it will become very scary! Remember Carpenter? She

Isn’t it just about losing weight? Have you ever heard that hobbies can kill people? Oh, you can die just by playing basketball? Never heard of it?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but follow him and said: "You will die if you play anything? Even if you sneeze, you may die. What's new about this!"
Chapter completed!