Chapter 342? You have to be reasonable when eating raw

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 342 You have to be reasonable when eating it raw

Yan Tingting deliberately said with disdain: Tsk, do you have anything else to be dissatisfied with? You were born to be eaten, and I didn't let you die. Is there anything else you can't accept?

Cao Yu immediately protested: Even if I deserve to die, then you can't eat it alive! Even if you don't care about my feelings, then you still have to take care of your own image! Look at your bloody appearance when you eat.

Isn’t it too ugly?

Yan Tingting's smile made her flowers tremble and she said: Hey, I wonder if you are annoying! You look like a big man, he is long and strong, why are you so squirming like a girl? Isn't that right?

A piece of flesh fell off from the body! People can’t die, and they will grow back sooner or later anyway. Just let me take a bite, okay?!

When Cao Yu saw that she was giving birth to a baby, it was not called giving birth. It was totally scary! So he didn’t want to discuss the issue of dropping a piece of meat with her at all, because it was really incomparable to her! He could only ask for trouble.

, he collapsed and said: What the hell? Do you want to eat me alive? You even said you are not a devil! I don’t think devils are as cruel as you! Who did you learn this from? I’m so convinced!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately straightened her face and calmly threatened: "What are you doing? Look at how scared you are! You won't die if you take one bite! Come here, obediently stretch out your arm and let me take a bite."

I'll spare you!

After saying that, he reached out to pull his arm. Cao Yu couldn't give her his arm at all. Although he knew that she wouldn't bite him to death, she would really bite him, and it must be the kind of death that would require a cruel bite.

Bite! I’m not afraid of sacrifice, but I can’t make unnecessary sacrifices! If she bites her hard, where can he go to reason? He won’t do something that has no benefit at all!

So he quickly retracted his arms behind his back and hid them, and then he put on a miserable face and said, "What are you doing?! Just bite me, are you really planning to do it? Make me miserable."

If you have to die and suffer the consequences, then it is really better to die!

When Yan Tingting saw that he was retreating from the battle, she immediately got angry and said: Oh! I know you are a fool! Just now you said you would agree to me even if you die! Now you won't even let me take a bite. You are just kidding.

me?

Cao Yu saw her messing around, so he smiled and said: Hehe, that's not nonsense! I was speechless when I met such an unruly princess like you. Who are we kidding? I promised you just now because I knew you

You refused to let me die. Now I don’t agree because I know you can really bite! Do you know how painful this bite is?!

Yan Tingting let go as soon as she heard this, and said with jealousy: Humph! Did you let it slip? How did you know how painful it was? You must have been bitten by someone, right? Tell me, who else have you been bitten by? Where were the bites?

?Let me see if it leaves any mark!

How could Cao Yu recognize him at this time? He quickly countered with a false accusation: Tsk, you are always the one who bites others, of course you don’t know the pain!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting quickly defended herself angrily: Bah, bah, bah! Who told you that I was dating someone else?!

Seeing that she was angry, Cao Yu immediately said slyly: "My teeth are itching every now and then. Do you dare to say that you have never bitten anyone else?!"

Yan Tingting even said angrily: "Of course I haven't bitten you yet?! Who is like you, so unscrupulous? You can bite anyone you catch!"

Cao Yu could only smile awkwardly and said: Haha, where did I get it? I'm not talking to you properly! I didn't open my mouth to bite, how could you see that I was excited?

Yan Tingting couldn't help but chuckle, stretched out her hand to poke his cheek and said with a smile: Look at your big face! It's red and black, and you're not excited! Otherwise, I wouldn't have the heart to bite you now!

How about you write another bad poem to express the excitement of surviving the catastrophe? It also saves you from going around the gate of hell in vain and wasting the hard-won inspiration. What a pity!

Cao Yu saw her heartfelt joy at a glance, and couldn't help but said angrily: Are you afraid of wasting my feelings? You are obviously afraid of wasting my fat body, so you don't take the opportunity to fry and cook it.

With the fragrance overflowing, I don’t know how fragrant the greasy taste is and how good it is with rice! Right?

Yan Tingting loved chatting with him in such a nonchalant manner! When she heard this, she couldn't help but laugh and said: Hahaha, how greasy and delicious it is! I think you are just a greasy uncle, with thick skin and thick flesh, you are not afraid of anything.

Where is the frying, right? You are actually called treacherous! You are also talented, don't mistake being boring for being subtle, you are shameless!

Cao Yu was naturally thick-skinned and didn't blush when he heard this. Hey, don't say that. Now some people just want this bite! Even if you can't eat it, it's good to smell it! If

If possible, I would also like to take some back with me. Wouldn’t that be quite delicious, don’t you think?

Yan Tingting couldn't help snorting after hearing this: Oh, you still smell it! Your bad poem scared people to the point of peeing, what kind of smell is it? You still insist on sending some back, what are your plans?

Do you want to keep it for yourself and enjoy it? Or do you want to give it away to others? Do you think you are the King of Hell? Even your farts taste good?

Cao Yu quickly expressed his dissatisfaction and said: Hey, don't say that! There are just some people who don't mind being dirty and are willing to flatter your dirty feet!

Yan Tingting said in confusion: Is it true? If my nose is blind, does it mean that no one in the world has a nose? I am also surprised!

Cao Yu said slyly: What are you thinking about? I'm talking about burning incense! Burning incense, do you understand? Why did the Buddha jump over the wall? Isn't it just for smelling the fragrance? Everyone knows that Bodhisattva and the kings of hell want to eat,

He couldn't eat it, so he came to the temple to burn incense for him like you did!

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Haha, so this is what you are talking about!

Cao Yu said slyly, "Yes, that's what I've been saying all along! What do you think?"

Yan Tingting covered her mouth and giggled: Hahaha, I thought you were talking about the person who claims to be talented, but the result is that the poems are all full of shit, which makes people laugh and cry! I really never thought about the Buddha jumping over the wall you mentioned, burning incense

After burning the fragrance and sending it to the Bodhisattva, do you want them to imitate the Bodhisattva in climbing the wall to meet the King of Hell? Or do you think they can become a Buddha by climbing over the wall? But you really are there, I never thought about it.

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Cao Yu was also excited and said: You can think of this! Who is the King of Hell? He takes care of people after they die. Maybe he will be used in the future. Let me use my body to make friends with him first, and then I can find him later.

It’s easy to say that when he does things, it’s called making things convenient for others, which means making things convenient for oneself. If everyone makes it easier for everyone, then it will be convenient for everyone, don’t you think so?!

Yan Tingting saw that he was giving her advice seriously, and he looked even more handsome than helping her count money! She quickly lowered her head and said shyly: Look, what you said is even better than what Ge'er sang! Since you can sing so well

, who doesn’t listen to it? Just like the fragrance, it doesn’t matter where it floats! Do you think the poems and songs everyone sings are all for you?!

Cao Yu was puzzled and asked: What do you mean?

Seeing his confused look, Yan Tingting couldn't help but laugh and said: Hehe, recite sutras to the Buddha and talk about ghosts to fool people! Everyone knows that what he said is all lies to ghosts, but why do they still listen? You are not a ghost,

Why do you want to listen to him tell lies? Are you just being sentimental, or do you just want to see ghosts? Why are so many people willing to tell lies? Aren't there more people who are willing to listen?

Look at what she said. Is there anything wrong with what she said? Cao Yu could only secretly raise his thumb and admire him: That's amazing, my sister!

Yan Tingting ignored him and continued: Who can you blame? There are so many people who are willing to listen and can taste the taste with relish. Either they have ghosts in their hearts or they really hope to live to see ghosts!

Cao Yu quickly wiped his face and said with great solemnity: Haha, it is a blessing to be able to see so many ghosts in my lifetime! Fortunately, I have no nutrition like a book.

What does it smell like! It’s environmentally friendly and pollution-free, so I won’t bother you with cooking! It’s too much trouble, and I really can’t bear it, so just let me go! Can you please? Please!

Yan Tingting quit as soon as she heard this. The cooked duck not only had its mouth intact, but also fluttered its wings and wanted to fly away from the pot. Didn't she want to waste her emoticons in vain? So she immediately became anxious.

Said: Hey! What a good Cao Yu you are! Before I did anything to you, you were flapping your wings and trying to run away, right? I am wholeheartedly doing it for your own good, is there anything wrong with that?

Cao Yu looked like a liberated serf, shaking his head and saying triumphantly: Hey! If you are so humble again, then I will really get angry with you! What could be wrong with you? You are always right, and you will always be right.

It can't be wrong! The fault is all my fault. It's because I'm not lucky enough to be your picky pig's trotters. It's my fault. It's my fault. Please forgive me, okay?!

Yan Tingting glanced at him and coldly snorted: Humph, look at your virtues. You are stubborn and stubborn. Do you know where you went wrong?

Cao Yu was photographed by her power and quickly begged for mercy: Yes, yes, I know, including God. The biggest mistake we all made was to let you find out that you were right before you died. As a result, everyone

They all feel that they are wrong! You said, how can you die? Are you going to die or not? How can you die? Even if you die, it will not be a peaceful death, and you will not die in peace, right?

You see, he throws out such a lot of philosophical questions in one breath. He seems to be calm, but the power is no worse than a nuclear explosion. Now do you know that the explosion is equally powerful as the decomposition? In fact, it is

There is not much difference between the two. Whether she is angry or not depends entirely on whether you are afraid. If you are not worried, then it doesn't matter if she explodes. Isn't that what it means to hold it in your hand and fear it will melt away?

Yan Tingting saw that he was clearly trying to counterattack! He threw out such abstruse philosophical questions in one breath. It was obvious that she was desperate and immediately launched her big move. Was she trying to decide between life and death by hitting him backwards? Hum hum.

, what a childish idea! Only a pig would think like this! I couldn’t help but sigh: Hey, look at your dead look! Do you know why you can’t amuse me?

Cao Yu opened his posture, flexed his arms, and was about to have a big fight with her, but she suddenly destroyed his power in such an understatement, without even giving him a chance to vent his anger. How could he have any other thoughts?

Go discuss life with her! He wants to skip the questions now, carry forward the bachelor spirit of never being boring, and go directly to the standard answer after reading the teaching aid materials: I don’t know! Why?
Chapter completed!