Chapter 399 ?
Chapter 399? It’s always a loss if you don’t get tired of eating.
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 399: It’s always a loss if you don’t get tired of it
When the two women heard this, they immediately became anxious and shouted in unison: Okay, stop it! Stop talking, I almost made you vomit!
Yan Tingting scolded: Are you opening a restaurant? Or are you letting everyone watch the sideshow? We don't specialize in ramen, pulled noodles, shaved noodles, and hand-thrown pancakes. Who wants to watch the cooking?
?The Chinese kitchen is the greasy one, and it’s particularly troublesome to clean. It’s full of fireworks. It’s just a two-day stunt and it’s gone! Do you know any Ming chef who can stay popular for a long time?
Zhang Haiyan smiled and said: Haha, Tingting, don't rush to talk about him! Listen to what he has to say, he is really funny! We might as well listen to what other evil ideas he has!
When Cao Yu saw someone complimenting him, he immediately racked his brains and thought about it. He said thoughtfully: "Then there's the mood, singing and dancing performances, etc. But that can only be done in the lobby. The place needs to be big. I'm afraid it won't be fun in a private room."
Don’t open it! Oh, by the way, you can also create a little romance or something for those couples who come here specifically for dinner, that would probably be pretty good too!
Yan Tingting was excited when she heard it: Hey, this is a great idea! Let me hear first, what kind of romantic method do you plan to use?
Cao Yu naturally understood what she was thinking! So he glanced at her with disdain and deliberately teased: Haha, you get excited when you hear it, right? Look at your potential! You look like you have never seen the world.
Look! Think about it, what do boys and girls want to do most when they come here to eat? Isn’t it just to take the opportunity to get to know each other, or to take the opportunity to enhance their relationship?
When the two women heard this, they both burst into laughter. Yan Tingting took the opportunity to scold her and said: Haha, what's the opportunity to get to know each other and to enhance their relationship? It sounds so nice and high-sounding, but you just want to take the opportunity to get her! You guys
These people don't know what they are thinking about all day long. How can they have the dignity to say that I have no future? I think you don't know how to write the word "progress" at all?
Upon hearing this, Zhang Haiyan quickly smiled and persuaded: Tingting, don't dampen his enthusiasm so much! Aren't some of what he said quite inspiring! Let's let him talk about it first, Cao Yu, you
Tell me quickly! How can you attract young people?
Cao Yu didn't even think about it, so he just blurted out: among the young people, there is no shortage of all kinds of second-generation people. They come here just to have fun and meet new people. We can come to it regularly for young people's special events or something.
There is a flower delivery service in the lobby, and you can also request songs. We can hire a singer or player with a magnetic voice like me, so that tables can communicate with each other!
Yan Tingting laughed excitedly when she heard this and said: Haha, what is this mess? You can think of it?! Do you want to open a restaurant or a bar?
Cao Yu said disdainfully: What kind of restaurant or bar is that? Can’t you listen to music while eating? Haven’t you seen in the movies that foreigners light candles and play music when eating? Occasionally they even send roses or something, which creates a lot of atmosphere.
Romantic! Don’t you want it?
Yan Tingting had a hundred wishes in her heart, she smiled and said: Haha, you can do this too? I really underestimated you before!
Cao Yu glanced at her and said with disdain: What the hell, I haven't said anything more romantic yet!
Yan Tingting was so excited that little stars popped out of her eyes, and she said coquettishly: Ah? Turns out there is more! Why don’t you tell me quickly?
Cao Yu couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw her charming posture! He quickly swallowed, calmed down the beating deer in his heart, and took advantage of the situation and said: What else do you want to do if this young couple comes to eat?
Don’t we just need a private space to talk! So we can save the waiters in our private rooms. Just like a fast food restaurant, let them order food at the door and then take it in to eat!
When the two girls heard that their beautiful faces were even more charming, Zhang Haiyan was so frightened that she waved her hands and said: How can this happen? If they are caught in a secular place later, then they will be with you forever?
When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed loudly and said: What do you mean by the three vulgar places? Who stipulates that young people are not allowed to have promiscuous love and make new friends? That is called a normal social place, okay?! Let’s go to the restaurant again
Put a ring or something in it as a surprise. When the time comes to check out, we don’t want nine-nine-eight or two-nine-eight, we want eighteen thousand and eight! This is called true gold to judge the true heart. Let’s see who can do it.
I'm sorry to refuse the bill!
Yan Tingting was so amused by him that she laughed loudly and said: Haha, what kind of ghosts are you doing! If you don't make two drawers of human meat buns, I'm afraid you won't be able to live up to the name of your black shop? Hahaha...
This time, it was Cao Yu's turn to say proudly and seriously: What is a black shop? Do you know why you would do something dirty when you see young lovers? Because patience means being afraid of the light! Especially those who do ulterior motives,
What’s important is privacy! If you don’t criticize us, who will we criticize? Right?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately sneered and said: Haha, you know quite a lot! You can see that you are doing nothing less! Right?
Cao Yu was very disdainful and puzzled: What do you mean I know a lot! If you think about it, you can understand it. Why do you think people always like to run into the woods when they have sex? They like to crawl into haystacks.
Isn’t it human nature to go out for activities when it’s dark and windy that night? Oh, by the way, lights, those who light wax will get an extra fifty, and those who turn off the lights and eat blindly will get an extra one hundred...
When the two women heard this, their faces turned red. Yan Tingting immediately spat and said: "Fuck you," she said, and then she got off! Ignore you!
Zhang Haiyan laughed so hard that her stomach ached and said: Ouch, I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t bear it anymore, this is a good idea for a couple.
Yan Tingting was surprised and said: Ah? So you are a gangster like him?!
Zhang Haiyan smiled and waved her hands: No, no, that’s not what I meant. I just think that the customer base of this couple is a huge market. Dining and watching movies are definitely indispensable for two people to talk about friends. We can think about it carefully in the future.
, As for the restaurant we are going to open now, its positioning is definitely inappropriate, so let’s leave it alone! Cao Yu, do you have any other ideas?
Cao Yu saw that he was satisfied after teasing Yan Tingting again, so he turned off the power and prepared to close the business: "No, isn't this enough?!"
Zhang Haiyan turned to look at Yan Tingting and said: Tingting, it's your turn now, do you have any good suggestions?
Yan Tingting was so violently bombarded by him just now that she felt itchy in her heart. Her little heart was beating loudly. How could she have any more intelligence to output? She saw her face was red and pretty,
He shook his head quickly and said: I basically understand your ideas, and I think they are all good, not as outrageous as his! As for the specific details, we will discuss them again when you really want to open a store.
Zhang Haiyan nodded and said: That's okay. How about the board of directors meet here first? Let's move on to the next topic...
Unexpectedly, before she could finish her words, Cao Yu said anxiously: "No, we haven't even finished talking about the real thing yet! How can we end it?"
Yan Tingting was very dissatisfied with how ignorant this alternate director was. She glared and said, "What's the matter with you? Do I have to ask you to say a few more words to end it?"
Cao Yu said unhappily: Just now you were examining whether I am qualified to be this director. Now that you have recognized that I am qualified, can you please ask the chairman to introduce the characteristics of this beef just now? It will also help me grow up.
gain knowledge.
When Yan Tingting heard that he was so open-minded and eager to learn and asked for progress, she lost her opinion and stopped talking. Zhang Haiyan quickly smiled and said: If you want to ask me, just ask me, don't make a fuss here! Okay? This business must be my mother's in the future.
When I am the chairman, I am just like you, just a Bodhisattva running errands.
Cao Yu immediately understood and interjected very dissatisfied: Oh, after a long time of quarrel, it turns out that the co-author is the chairman of Aunt Zhang! Then if you didn't tell me earlier, I would have wasted most of the time with you two.
, what a fool’s errand!
Yan Tingting glared at him and said: What's wrong? Can't we check for Aunt Zhang?!
Cao Yu said disdainfully: Tsk, if we had known earlier that she was the chairman, then wouldn’t I, as a director, have a hand in controlling her? Do you still need you two to check things for her? Do you know what my relationship is with her?
Zhang Haiyan was startled by these words and quickly asked: What is the relationship between you two?
Cao Yu said confidently and arrogantly: What does that have to do with it? Of course he is the son-in-law! Don’t you know this?
Yan Tingting became angry when she heard this and sneered: Haha, what the hell? Say it again.
Cao Yu turned around and said with a smile: Haiyan is my sister and she is my godmother, doesn’t everyone know this?
Both women breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Yan Tingting sneered and said: That's just what you said! I guess she doesn't even recognize you!
Cao Yu retorted: Who told you that she doesn’t recognize me? Let me tell you! She is very good to me. Every time I sing in the food stall, she sits there quietly by herself.
Listen, if you don’t believe me, go ask her!
Zhang Haiyan quickly changed her words and said: Hey, yes, yes, I know! Let’s not talk about this, let’s talk about how to make this beef! Tingting, what you just said is right, the ingredients are definitely carefully selected.
Yes, the so-called selection of the best means to select ingredients with high cost performance while ensuring quality. After all, the purpose of opening a restaurant is to make money. The key is that the cost performance should be high! Right?
As she spoke, she couldn't help but glance at Cao Yu and said: So we must try our best to reduce costs to the lowest on the premise of ensuring customer satisfaction! We are doing repeat business, so we must clearly state the actual price. Never do this.
Like you said, you always want to rip off customers, right?
After hearing this, Yan Tingting glared at Cao Yu and said: Do you hear that? People these days are not stupid, especially those rich people who are smarter than monkeys when they grow hair. Their money is not as easy to make as you think!
Cao Yu was naturally dissatisfied: How could he still make money without lying to others?!
When Yan Tingting heard this, she rolled her eyes at him and said: There is a cost to lying to people, and you have to pay a corresponding price! You can fool people for a while, but you can't fool them for a lifetime, right? The price you pay for lying is
If you deceive others once or twice, you may be successful in trusting others, but if you want to deceive people for a lifetime, it may not be that easy.
Cao Yu smiled disapprovingly and said: Huh? How could it be? Just like taking opium, no one should be aware of its dangers now, right? Why do you think so many people still think about it regardless of life and death?
Want to try it?
Zhang Haiyan frowned and interjected: Isn't that because it can bring temporary happiness to people? In order to enjoy this temporary happiness, everyone does not care about other things! Is this the legendary desire at work? Hey, you
Which creature in this world can truly escape the temptation of desire? Is this the meaning of life?!
Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting hurriedly sighed and said: Hey, who says it's not the case? Especially this person, he is probably the only animal in the world who has all kinds of messy desires that need to be satisfied in addition to food and clothing, right?!
Cao Yu smiled disapprovingly and said: Haha, that doesn't just refer to animals, right? Keeping warm and lustful are the instincts of all living things! It's no exception, no one can escape!
Yan Tingting rolled her eyes at him and said resentfully: But this person is even worse! When those desires are not satisfied, he will fall into madness! This is probably a trait of humans that is more despicable than other creatures, right?
When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: Haha, happiness is needed everywhere, which prompts people to constantly strive to find substitutes for happiness! Whether it is plants or animals, whether rich or poor, everyone needs it
Hallucinations, so any hallucination that can make people feel happy, anything that can make people numb themselves and escape reality, is a good thing!
As he spoke, he pretended to glance at her casually, and then continued: There is a market for things that can make people happy in an instant! For example, opium, singing and dancing, games, etc.
Including those Chinese words and beautiful words, which can make people hallucinate! Do you know what the spiritual victory method is?
Yan Tingting rolled her eyes at him, then smiled and said: Haha, talking about it, she got excited, and she was dreaming! You?
Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! If the joy of victory cannot be satisfied in reality, then I will have to find the feeling in dreams! Everyone is willing to listen to those white lies, those chicken soups for the soul.
As soon as a person drinks it, she feels refreshed, immune to all poisons, and full of strength, just like a shot of chicken blood. Isn't that better than telling her some unwelcome truths?!
He paused for a moment, and when he saw no response from her, he continued: What's more, she's addicted to this, so I don't have to force you to make up lies every day to coax her! You're such an old person, how can you not hear it?
Are they just some lying lies? She keeps saying that the thing she doesn't want to hear the most is lies, but she really enjoys the pleasure the lies bring to her, as if she's on drugs and can't stop, right?
Upon hearing this, Zhang Haiyan looked at Yan Tingting, then turned to Cao Yu and frowned: Haha, those are all very superficial stimulations. Are people as superficial as you say?!
Cao Yu retorted as soon as he heard this: Hey, stimulation is stimulation, there is no difference between appearance and interior! Whether it is seeing, hearing, touching or eating, even if it is just sensory stimulation, it can make you happy.
It makes you worry! Right? Everyone relies on this to perceive the world and touch the real existence of life. This is called excitement! It makes people feel numb instantly and feels indescribably comfortable. Am I right? Tingting.
Yan Tingting trembled after hearing this, and she felt so happy that she kept scrolling up. Do you think she likes his cleverness? Or does she just like his coquettishness? She really doesn't know.
Anyway, I felt very happy after hearing this, so I couldn't help biting my lip again, and said bitterly: Hey, who told you that I don't do that? You should tell me some flattering truth.
!
Cao Yu agreed happily and said: OK! Hey, I said I like this mother-in-law tofu very much and never get tired of eating it. Are you happy?
Chapter completed!