Chapter 511 Be serious about lying

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 511 Be serious about lying

After saying that, she turned to Cao Yu and assured her: What she said is true. She did say a lot of good things about you just now! You really have wronged her!

After hearing this, Cao Yu felt a little annoyed. After all, people praised you behind their backs, but you were so kind to them! So the look in her eyes became a little weird, and he quickly raised his hand to scratch his eyes with his fingers, and said:

Said: Oh, really? That’s really embarrassing, I’m sorry! This is really rare and impressive, thank you!

Wang Xiaoling saw this and was secretly happy in her heart. This time it was better, the misunderstanding between them was resolved, and their relationship in the future would naturally be very different! But when she saw Yan Tingting again, she was still enjoying herself! She couldn't help but

Then he said to her angrily: Hey, what are you enjoying? Didn't I say that? It's really annoying! Forget it, I won't eat this meal and go back! I'm full of anger!

After saying that, she turned around and pretended to leave. Zhang Haiyan quickly stretched out her hand to stop her and said: Hey, we're all here, what are you doing!

Yan Tingting quickly stopped laughing and apologized: Hey, no, no! You misunderstood. I just remembered the story of the farmer and the snake, so I couldn't help but want to laugh! Hahaha...

Wang Xiaoling understood it as soon as she heard it, and immediately said coquettishly: Oh, you mean, I am that farmer! I shouldn't say nice things to him! Really? So he deserves it when he bullies me! Right?

After hearing this, the three girls all laughed loudly, hahaha...

Cao Yu, who was laughing, could only scratch his scalp and said: Hey, why does your laughter sound so scary? It makes my heart tremble...

All the girls said in unison: You deserve it! Let’s see if you dare to bully others in the future!…

After saying that, they all rushed into the food stall, and Cao Yu had no choice but to follow them in. He saw a familiar figure from the back, eating sullenly there. His instinct was to reach out to pull them, so that they could go first.

Don't laugh! Then he quietly leaned forward and gave him a loud slap on the back of his neck! Unfortunately, the laughter was too penetrating. He had already heard it and was turning his head...

Hey, why is it you? Coming here to eat alone?

When that wretched smiling face came into everyone's eyes, the three girls all exclaimed at the same time!

With a mouthful of wontons in his mouth, Yang Xiaowei said nonchalantly: Haha, why are you here? I've been waiting for a long time!

Cao Yu immediately responded with disgust: Tsk, you must have been eating for a long time! What a boy! You already know that you have to eat alone!

Yang Xiaowei hurriedly swallowed the wontons and then said: No, no, I knew you would come here to eat, so I ordered two things in advance and am waiting for you here!

Cao Yu looked at the dishes on the table and kept nodding: Well, not bad! You just left us these two empty plates and the half bowl of wonton soup. You are really interesting!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he quickly explained: Haha, I'm not afraid that it will get cold if I eat it early! I'll order it when you guys come and eat it while it's hot!

Cao Yu conveniently picked up one of his chopsticks and swiped it back and forth in the remaining soup on the plate, mumbling: Afraid of the cold? How much did you order? I don’t even know what was served just now.

Are you still afraid of the cold? You are really serious! Say, what is going on?

Yang Xiaowei was sweating from his question. He didn't know whether it was because the wonton soup just now was too hot or the weather was already hot. He hurriedly stood up and grabbed the toilet paper on the table to wipe his mouth.

At the same time, he didn't forget to smile awkwardly and said: Come on, sit down quickly, you are standing up, it makes people uncomfortable!

Cao Yu was not polite to him, pulled up a stool and sat down, and said impatiently: There is so much nonsense! Why don't you hurry up!

Yang Xiaowei was so frightened by him that he trembled and quickly wiped the sweat on his head with the toilet paper he had just wiped his mouth with. He said, "Hey, no, boss, I don't understand what you're asking. I'm confused."

, what's going on?...

As soon as Zhang Haiyan saw it, she quickly said: Oh, don't talk to people like that! It scares people and makes them sweat!

Cao Yu glared at him with squinting eyes and said: He has a guilty conscience! A man wants to come here to eat, tell me quickly, what is going on?

Yan Tingting also followed suit and said in disgust: What's wrong with people coming here to eat alone? Do you want to take care of them? You know how to bully others! Disgusting!

After hearing this, Cao Yu went to look at the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and it turned out to be the same pair! He couldn't help but suddenly laughed and said: Haha, I'm doing this for his own good! I went out to date with someone early in the morning, and I didn't see him until I came back in the evening.

If you don't treat someone to a meal, you will be punished. How can you talk about a girlfriend like this?

As soon as everyone heard that he had this idea, they wanted to bluff him to find out whether he was in love. Their tense nerves relaxed again, and the corners of their mouths also had smiles that made them excited when they heard gossip.

He turned his attention to Yang Xiaowei again, as if to say, say it! Let us be happy too...

Who can believe that someone who can't even handle a girl's sex will do business? So Yan Tingting could probably guess what he was doing, but she couldn't point it out in public. As soon as she rolled her eyes, she immediately

He took the opportunity to make a bid and said: What's wrong with being poor? Who is like you? As soon as you have two stinky money in your pocket, you want to invite people out for dinner! It's a pity that people don't look down on you at all, so you touch them.

Is the nose gray?

You see, she is smart, right? She borrowed the question as a joke, and she performed it very well! I thought it was just an insinuating point, do you understand what it means? Unexpectedly, it actually worked! It really sounded like

The hammer is not heavy, so you just hit the mountain ridge, and a few big insects came out to bite you! It is really surprising. As for whether it is a surprise or a shock, it depends on who you are!

Guess, for the same thing, could everyone be concerned about the same problem? Anyway, Cao Yu was the first to deal with it as soon as he came up. He was anxious to prove his innocence and yelled at her: Hey

, what do you mean? You can’t talk nonsense! When did I say that I wanted to invite people to dinner? That’s nonsense!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately smiled slyly and said: Oh, really? Did I hear wrongly? Why did I hear that you still want to invite people to dinner?

Look, now everyone’s shortcomings will be the same, right?

As soon as Wang Xiaoling heard this, she immediately felt that something was wrong, and then she understood what it meant to really get burned! In comparison, the little injury just now might not be a big deal at all! In her heart,

I began to secretly regret it, why did you come to this muddy water? I really have nothing to do, I am looking for something to do!

But Cao Yu was still unconscious in this whirlpool of muddy water. Because he didn't know what was going on here, he didn't take it seriously and explained: I will go and invite people to dinner? You didn't do it.

Is that wrong? Anyone who wants to treat me to dinner has to queue up. Do you think I still need to be embarrassed and invite them? They are all rushing to treat me! Okay?

Look, can you see where everyone's shortcomings are? In his opinion, it doesn't matter who you go out to eat with! What matters is who invites whom! The order cannot be messed up, just like this hairstyle, even if

It is overgrown with grass, so it must not be messed up! You know? As he said that, he even used his hand to help his proud head, just like a strong wind blowing through the stubble field after harvesting.

…

Although there is nothing left of the short ones, they are still standing proudly upright, with an unyielding look, as if they are showing off: Hey, look, let me pull you? If you can come out to dinner with me, that is

Just enjoy the blessings you gained in your previous life!

Yan Tingting looked at his tugging look and couldn't bear it anymore. She reached out and wanted to rub it on his head to see how hard it would be, but she suddenly realized that this was in public.

Next, her move was not reserved enough and might cause discomfort to some people. She immediately blushed with embarrassment and was about to change her words to ridicule him for his bad luck...

Then she discovered that Wang Xiaoling might be even more intolerable than she was! So she quickly shut her mouth and stared at him blankly, waiting for the show to begin. She knew that there was a battle over reputation.

, it’s all a big drama! Just like that sentence, fighting for reputation is all about life and death! She just needs to sit and wait to see who is lying...

Regarding reputation, there are still some things to pay attention to! First of all, you cannot talk about humility. You can give in to anything, but reputation cannot be compromised! Only non-mainstream crosstalk actors dare to admit that they are not good people, let alone masters!

Others will only say that if you can recognize me as a master, then I will also recognize you as a master! Otherwise, who would be interested in listening to you bragging here again? Right?

Naturally, Wang Xiaoling was well versed in this, but when she looked at him, he was so boastful, and it immediately blew away her previous boast! What's the point? What else will she use to fool around in the future? Now

She finally understood why she felt so bad about getting angry just now, and why she laughed when she heard this! It turned out that she, like her, didn't believe in her bones that he would invite her to dinner!

Look, there's no way for people to leave! It's true to eat, the key is who invites whom! If he refuses to admit it, doesn't that mean she's being a bitch! Her expression suddenly becomes worse than death.

It’s ugly! You have to leave a way for people, right? If you don’t give a way, is it too bad? If you are not a good person, then don’t blame her for not practicing martial arts! You bastard, you can just win with a toad’s swing.

,you are vicious!

So when she heard him say, "I never have the habit of inviting people out to eat," she immediately became anxious! So who is she? Is she still a human being? Is she a fairy? So she quickly spoke softly, half jokingly

Seriously reminded: What? Didn’t you say you wanted to invite me out for dinner at noon today? What? Did you forget it so quickly? Do you still remember?

Look, is her reminder kind enough? Coupled with her soft tone, she didn't forget to blink her eyes as she spoke, and her two big eyes forced her to look charming and charming.

With his pretty look, one can tell at a glance that he is looking forward to it: Do you remember? Come and respond to me!

She even thought up his lines for him, so he could jokingly say: Oh, you don't count! Just based on our relationship, whoever invites whomever, it's still the same! Is it necessary to distinguish it so clearly?

You see, this was just fooled! She took care of everything, and she even wanted to take advantage of the situation to act coquettishly, in order to enhance the pure revolutionary friendship between them! Oh my God, it was so wonderful.

The more she thought about it, the more perfect it became. It was really beautiful! It was so beautiful that she wanted to blow bubbles right now and fly with it. Hey, how beautiful that would be! It was so beautiful!

Hey, it's a pity that Cao Yu really didn't think that way! After hearing this, he looked confused, wondering why her business is here again? He's addicted to blindly participating, isn't he? But when he thought about misunderstanding her before,

, I couldn't help but feel a little guilty in my heart. So it didn't seem like I was questioning her, but more like I was doubting myself and said: Do I have it? When did I tell you? Why don't I remember it? It's impossible, right?

The previous invitation to invite her to dinner was just a joke! He said it casually, but he didn't really mean it. So he had forgotten it a long time ago, which is not surprising! But the question is, didn't he see her blink?

People feel a little strange! What are his two big eyes staring at? What are he talking about when he lies with his eyes open? Is there something wrong with him, different from ordinary people, and he can't lie with his eyes open?

?

Rather than waiting for him to remember, what she hopes more is that he can cooperate with her in lying! Because those who can do bad things together are called their own people! To be honest, they will offend their own people because of it! Like him

Shouldn't this passer-by never tell the truth? To be honest, it doesn't look like him, because he is not a human being at all! At least, he cannot be considered a good person!

So she thought it would be more interesting to go do evil things with him! Even if she forgets, she still has to pretend to remember it! Isn’t it? Then she makes up a bunch of lame love words, that’s what it’s like.

!What's wrong with him now? At first glance, he looks like a coward with a low EQ and an overdue IQ. It doesn't look like he's faking it at all! Is it because she's blind, or is her two big eyes fake?

place?

He couldn't take the words as she wanted, which was so disappointing! So naturally, I wanted to take another look at him to further confirm whether he was really stupid or just being stupid.

She was pretending to be stupid! But when she looked at it, she could see something was wrong, and her eyes became more and more blurred, mainly because she was still thinking about good things and wanted to awaken his long-lost memories as soon as possible...

Then something went wrong! Who could stand being stared at by her scorching eyes? Not even men could stand it! But Cao Yu happened to be a serious man, so he had to dodge her breathtaking gaze.

He looked at me with a forced smile and murmured: Hey, I told you to stop looking at me like that, okay? It’s like you’re trying to eat someone, it makes my heart tremble!

When Wang Xiaoling heard what he said, her smile immediately froze on her face, and she grinned awkwardly. She tried her best to squeeze out the frozen smile and said: Haha, do I have it? This is not what I want to do.

I’m reminding you! I’m afraid you forgot!

When Cao Yu saw it, he didn't take it seriously anymore. Thinking that since he wanted to please her, he simply admitted: Oh, forget it! Since you said yes, then just assume it is yes! I'm afraid of you, okay? Hurry up and stop it.

Get that magical power! Even if I am begging you!

Look, this isn't a fight! Even if it's a lie, can you please act more seriously? What does it mean that there is something? What's the difference between that and not having it? Then it's better to just insist that it's not there.

Oh! People can still think that you have really forgotten! This is good, everyone will think that you are deliberately covering up for her! This makes her old face even more difficult to show off!...
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