Chapter 513 The road paved with flowers

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 513 The road paved with flowers

Look, how shameless can an upright person be? In order to get rid of the thought of "treating her to dinner", he actually admitted that he had no money in his pocket? As a big boy, he still

Can I have some shame? All the books I have read over the years have been read like a dog's head. I only know how to speak harshly and quack like a duck, but I don't know what shame means. It makes people really speechless!

Just staring blankly at him pretending to be dead with full confidence, I suddenly remembered something: Who said that the road to hell is filled with roaring winds and screams? Would you go to that kind of place? It must be flowers.

Paving the road, bursts of laughter and laughter can be heard from time to time on both sides! This perfectly explains what seeking death means: letting everyone unconsciously chat and laugh together to seek death...

She really wanted to ask, did she know that it was dangerous to go on like this? People would die! But before she could open her mouth to reveal all the doubts in her heart, she saw him raise his head in his signature way and use his hand to brush it away.

He had a hairy head, and then he smiled at her very freely, with that expression, he thought he was so handsome! In her opinion, that meant he didn't know how to die, and he insisted on seeking death!

Then I saw him confessing shamelessly: You don’t believe it, do you? If you don’t believe it, ask her! Where is the money in my pocket?

As she spoke, she directed her eyes towards the master. When Yan Tingting saw him looking over, she laughed so much that she almost spit out the tea. Because she wanted to hold back, the tea went directly down her nose. She quickly lowered her head to cover it.

He choked and coughed. He waved his hands and said vaguely: Hey, no, no, no, don’t ask me! Who knows if you have money in your pocket? Don’t ask me!

When Cao Yu saw that she was obviously shirking responsibility! As the saying goes, say all the good things and never do the bad things! Keep half of your words and do everything to the end! He immediately decided to put the show through! When he saw him

He straightened up and was about to stand up, but he still said helplessly: Hey, I would like to invite you! Unfortunately, there is no such thing! Look at my pocket, the warehouse is empty, the well is empty, the left and right sides are empty...

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Who can't show off his acting skills? As he said this, tears almost rolled out of his eyes. As he stood up straight, he spread his hands and turned the two trouser pockets inside out.

The outside, together with his hands, were all spread out in front of the public. Sure enough, just as he said, they were all Kurai Sora! It was so miserable to see it! The people on the left and right were sighing and helpless, full of sadness and sorrow...

As an indomitable person, what does this pain mean? Anyway, I am thick-skinned! Now that my heart has found its home, then the money will naturally belong to it, understand? If you want to blame it, blame God! Then

It's all God's will. This is how God arranged it. You can't blame others! You understand, right? So all this can only be left in silence! How can it be done with just one tragic word?

Suddenly the wind blew again, but my hair didn't move, only my hands were shaking! The debris in my pocket fell down again, swaying in the air, dancing up and down with my hands, shaking and shaking, falling leisurely, unlike

It was a steel ball, and it fell to the ground with a swish. When everyone took a closer look, it turned out that not even a steel ball had fallen! That scene was really overwhelming, and after thinking about it, I felt a lot of emotion! It was so sad and beautiful.

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Look at how awesome his performance is, right? He didn't even give him a chance to ask questions, and just expressed it clearly with body language. Wang Xiaoling's face turned green when she saw it, and she was even uglier than before! This

What's that? Just saying "I'm joking with you" makes you want to vomit all over your wife? What do you think of this person? What about her previous sacrifices? She didn't even listen to a sound, is it all over in one fell swoop?

You promised not to try to tease girls? You just said "I won't play anymore" and turned around and wanted to run away? Is this still a human being? It took a lot of effort to develop sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, but suddenly it lost its use.

, don’t even give a chance to grind your teeth, do you think that can make people hate it? All efforts are in vain, including serious attitude, grand blueprint, careful planning, self-intoxication...

Is it over after saying that? It’s like I have stayed up for countless days and nights, worked hard, revised it again and again, and never got tired of it even after a thousand revisions. In the end, I was even able to get rid of my narcissistic state of mind, holding my own hands in my hand.

I think the spirit islanders will be satisfied with the prepared report materials for Carrying the Cauldron, right? Maybe I would like to praise you: Look at how rigorously the materials are written! You are really talented!

She was still secretly proud of herself: Am I the one who is the outstanding talent now? As a result, the supervisor came up and snatched the materials from her hand, and she instinctively reached out to grab them back.

, he was about to say: Hey, are you trying to steal the credit? But the supervisor casually threw the material into the trash can, and then said without caring: Hey, forget about that! Here comes a new task.

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What does that feel like? The chickens that were caught earlier are now useless! Fortunately, they still have wages, so for the sake of money, if you can bear it, just bear it! But how can she bear it? She doesn’t even have any hair, she just has one.

Bad reputation! So I quickly recalled what I did just now to see if my reputation was ruined? Needless to say, it turned out that they were joking, but you took it seriously, so the next actions will naturally be inappropriate?

Just thinking about it, she realized that everything was worthy of her being depressed for most of the day! So looking at Cao Yu, she couldn't bear it anymore! It was all his fault! She fell in love with Yan Tingting when she came up. She originally wanted to be with him

Playing an oboe ended up being a one-man show! When you wanted to joke with him, you found that he was serious about it! When you wanted to have a serious chat with him, he said he was joking with you!

Can you still not understand this? Anyway, he just wants to make you feel comfortable no matter what, just wants to make you unhappy! How can people bear this? Especially now, she is determined to expose his despicable behavior in public.

You have shameless and nasty intentions, but in the end he plays a rogue role with you and wants to laugh it off. Isn’t this a joke? My uncle can bear it, but she can’t! But she doesn’t know what to do!

She knew that something big and serious was going on here! But she had to go, which was very difficult to handle. She didn’t know what to do! If she was fighting for reputation, she couldn’t admit defeat! She had to do it.

She was just kidding him! But now it suddenly became a joke, which made her a little dissatisfied with the loss, but she couldn't seem too stingy! If she used the excuse that the situation was too small after losing, wouldn't she have suffered a big loss?

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He faced numerous difficulties and dangers, and was almost exhausted before he finally reached the finish line. In the end, he excitedly said: If you run wrong, try again!

This is how she feels now. Was all her seriousness just now in vain? It's like the world played a little joke on her. She came inexplicably and left in a daze, as if it was a dream. Don't take it seriously! It's like this life.

, who can not be serious? Who can not be serious?

No matter how hard you work and how seriously you live! In the eyes of others, it all looks like a joke! Just like Cao Yu, when I see her struggling there seriously, I want to laugh! Do you think she is still a human being?

?Yes, God thinks so too. No matter whether you like it or not, he can wipe everyone out while talking and laughing, and clear them all! Go back where they came from. Do you think this is a joke?

So now she just wants to ask him, what is he doing? Just to prove that he is really joking. As for turning his pocket over and letting others see it? Does teasing people need to be so realistic?

It makes you look like you are such a real person! This is great, everyone is smiling, seemingly paying attention to his joke, but in their hearts, they still don’t know who he is laughing at!

As soon as she saw Yan Tingting smiling brighter than the flowers, she couldn't laugh at all! Her face was like a steel ball, and it fell to the ground with a swipe. But her heart was like debris, hanging in the air.

He was holding it, swaying leisurely with the wind, and refused to fall down for a long time! I was joking with you, but you took it seriously! This is even more embarrassing than when he just forgot about saying yes, isn't it?

Unexpectedly, the matter has come to this, and it is not over yet! Unwilling to accept it, she naturally rushed to try to get the bad luck and said: Cao Yu, are you serious about what you said? You said you wanted to invite me to dinner, it was all a joke.

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When Cao Yu heard this, what did she mean? He had already told her that it was a joke and told her not to take it too seriously! Unexpectedly, she got into the bull's head and became more and more serious. Wouldn't this be troublesome!

Do you really want to follow him? He was so frightened that he quickly nodded in affirmation and tried to dissuade her: Yes! Hey, don’t be like this! Why are you so angry with me? If you want to blame her, then you have to blame her! Do you understand?

Do you see? When people are deeply resentful, the best comfort is to clear themselves up first. The responsibility lies entirely with her. If you want to hate you, then hate her. Don't bother me! Do you understand? Say

Then he pointed his finger at Yan Tingting, and everyone followed suit and looked over...

Yan Tingting saw that he wanted to commit suicide! Isn't it enough to torture him alone? He had to drag her in, so they could torture her together. That's not how to change the target, right? Isn't this what it is?

She wanted to get herself into trouble! But she didn't want to get into trouble right now, she just wanted to watch the excitement. When she saw everyone looking at her, she quickly stopped and said without laughing: Hey, don't come here to see me!

Then he accused: Hey, I said Cao Yu, why do you blame me? You two are just kidding, why are you trying to blame me?!

Cao Yu was naturally disdainful of her behavior of wanting to watch the fire from afar! So he wanted to drag her into the water, so he made it clear: Hey, didn't you joke with me first?! No wonder

Who do you blame?

When Yan Tingting heard that he was playing rogue, he could create something out of nothing for you, with a rogue look on his face! She didn't know what to say, so she naturally said with disdain: What? I

Are you kidding me? Are you blaming me for what happened between you two? So many people are watching, but I didn’t say a word! I’m not even joking with you!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately pretended to be very sincere and said seriously: Oh, really? Then you just came to ask me who I wanted to invite to dinner, were you all serious?

Look, how do people answer this? Some news cannot be said clearly: yes! It can only be: heard! This is understandable, right? So she had no choice but to smile and nod like a chicken pecking rice and admit: Oh,

Yes, yes! I am indeed joking with you! Don’t take it seriously!

After hearing this, Cao Yu was satisfied and said: Look, everyone heard it, right? She was the one joking with me first, so I thought it was all a joke! But I didn't expect you to take it seriously. This is really

It’s surprising. I don’t even know what to say. I can only express my most sincere apology to you again. I’m sorry! Sister, I sincerely apologize to you here, hehehe...

Look at what he said, there was something in it, it couldn't be called sincerity! He dismissed her with the sentence "I'm joking with you". Those most sincere apologies suddenly seemed like a joke.

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Now Wang Xiaoling is also a mute eating Coptis chinensis, unable to express her suffering. Since the cause was a joke, and after tracing the source for a long time, she found that she was the one who made the joke first, and she actually took it seriously! It was a joke.

Isn’t it a bit big? The responsibility lies entirely with yourself. If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself! You can’t blame others...

Who made her say half-jokingly in the first place: Cao Yu wanted to invite her to dinner, but she ruthlessly refused? Now everyone was irritated! Only in the end did she realize that the one who was most irritated was herself!

Who can she ask to reason with? This really makes people cry, annoyed, and can't laugh or cry at all! You can't even use this to issue bids. How irritating can this be?

It is in line with that sentence: these days, everything is the same, don’t take anything seriously! Don’t take anything seriously! Think too much, waste your energy, drink too much, and talk too much to hurt your feelings! Just remember that everyone is following you

You’re just kidding! It can solve most of your worries, believe it or not? Leave the rest to God that really can’t be solved! Just treat it as a little joke on you, will it feel better?

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If this all works, then just pretend that I didn’t say anything! Or just think that I’m joking with you! If it doesn’t work, just take my words as shit! Anyway, if everything works, it’s just a thousand

Don't take it seriously. If you take it seriously, you will lose! Do you understand? You will be like Wang Xiaoling. You will be so angry that you almost roll your eyes and say: Cao Yu, you bastard! I never want to deal with you again!

You see, this is probably the "most cruel" thing that girls say most often that I can think of now, right? If you sacrifice it at the critical moment, it will really kill the Buddha when the Buddha blocks it, and the God blocks the slaughter.

God, no matter who tries to persuade you, it won't work. It's really a killing weapon that cuts off righteousness and severs friendship! No, this is usually used for ruthlessness, how can it be used on him? Things in the world are unpredictable, and the intestines are wrapped in it.

Small intestine...

But shouldn't she be happy after venting? Why didn't she almost cry? And Yan Tingting was hiding there by herself, just laughing and not saying anything to persuade her! Cao Yu did the same

I didn’t understand, and I didn’t know how to persuade him! So I could only spread all this evil energy on Yang Xiaowei, and said disgustedly: Hey, why are you laughing? Why don’t you explain to me honestly!

Yang Xiaowei originally thought about going over to comfort Wang Xiaoling, because they were in the same boat, so they were destined to be together! But when he was so frightened, he swallowed it back and quickly said with a smile: Haha, boss, what do you want me to explain?

Yeah? I really knew you would come, so I waited here in advance. I was just a little hungry just now, so I couldn’t help but put something on the table first...
Chapter completed!