Chapter 538 Love is so real that it turns into saliva

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 538 Love is so real that it turns into saliva

Cao Yu immediately smiled and said: Haha, that’s good! You go on, I’ll listen!

Yan Tingting thought about it and felt that her anger had not been completely vented! So she immediately got angry and said: What should I say? I said, you damn monkey! I am so angry that you are so annoying!

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly laughed and said: Hehe, how about I give you a heads up first? Next, I want to talk about those poignant and patient stories. Are you very interested?

When Yan Tingting heard about patience, she immediately became interested, but then she thought about it, frowned again, and said warily: Poignant? Why do you have to add these two daunting words?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Because in the end, all the pure and beautiful stories were turned into saliva, which made people look sour and feel bad in their hearts!

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Haha, what's so sour? Don't you just hate seeing other people's kindness?

When Cao Yu heard this, he smiled evilly and said: Yes! When I see you showing off your affection there, I feel uncomfortable in my heart! In fact, everyone is hoping that something will happen to you! Do you understand?

Yan Tingting stared when she heard this, and immediately scolded: What? Are you here again? You are going to make me angry again, right?

When Cao Yu saw that she was anxious, he quickly waved his hand and said: Hey, no! I may have used the wrong word. Isn't the story about ups and downs? The reason why it is touching is because of the ending that does not end well.

, only in this way can we arouse everyone's sympathy, do you understand? Love debt, you understand? Before the end of the song, everyone has dispersed, how can you be moved to tears by it? Right?

Yan Tingting immediately felt disgusted and said: "You mean there is nothing to tell about you and me? You have to fall in love with me and I fall in love with him, then it can be called a story?"

Cao Yu immediately argued: No! It's all called foreplay, sooner or later something will happen!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately said anxiously: What? Say it again?

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed awkwardly and said: Haha, maybe I didn't explain it clearly. In the beginning, everyone was just you and me, right? Then something had to happen to test whether this is called love.

, do you understand? If you can pass it, that is called loyalty and be talked about by others! If you cannot pass it, it means starting with chaos and then giving up, being despised by the world, and then cast aside! Do you understand?

Yan Tingting didn't speak after hearing this, thinking in her heart whether he could withstand the test in the future...

Seeing her silence, Cao Yu thought he agreed, and immediately said falsely: Hey, don't think too much! Everyone hopes that human nature can defeat time and withstand the test! Unfortunately, things backfired. Hope is just what the heart wishes.

, not the origin of human beings!

Yan Tingting immediately sank her face and said seriously: What do you mean?

Cao Yu said disapprovingly: "Yuanyuan! Can't you tell just by looking at the words? No matter it is the source of the source or the original yuan, there is nothing intentional in it! It was originally an unintentional thing, and it was done deliberately."

,Understand?

Yan Tingting was confused and said: Then what are you going to talk to others about? It can't be so dark!

Cao Yu immediately said confidently: Of course not! What I want to talk about are all anecdotes from the ages. Have you heard of that song? It’s so exciting!

Yan Tingting raised a smile as soon as she heard it and said: Hehehe, that is indeed a good song! She must like to listen to it!

Cao Yu immediately said proudly: Yes! Do you know now that I have worked so hard?

Yan Tingting sneered when she heard this: Hehe, just you? It’s more like you have ulterior motives!

Cao Yu immediately yelled at Qu Dao: How can you look down on people so much? I also plan to write a song!

Yan Tingting became energetic again as soon as she heard this, and immediately said with a smile: Really? Is it written for me? Sing a few lines and listen!

Cao Yu immediately stepped down and said: Yes! Listen, hey, are you okay? We haven’t contacted you for a long time, and I always feel worried! Hey, what are you doing? Are you busy? You don’t have time to talk to me.

Talking? Hello, are you still there? Why are you silent and don't answer my call? Hello, are you asleep? Look at the moonlight outside, I'll let it send you a message. Yes, I miss you! I miss you day and night.

I think about it, I also think about it in my dreams...

When Yan Tingting heard this, she really couldn't bear it anymore. She frowned and said with trembling flowers: Hahahaha, are you dreaming of wandering again? What kind of slobbery is this? Just talk nonsense and you will know how to talk nonsense! Really?

Hate!

Cao Yu immediately raised his eyebrows and said: Hey, you don’t understand this, do you? Do you know the name of the only song that the handsome man wrote for his true love?

Yan Tingting did not ask which handsome man it was, and immediately went straight to the topic with great interest: What is it called?

Cao Yu immediately looked at her affectionately and said seriously: Just because I love you! I love you, I love you, I love you!

Yan Tingting was caught off guard by him, and she quickly raised her hand to block the spray of saliva, and said happily with a look of disgust: Hey hey hey, come on! You, are you greedy? Look at my face.

The saliva! How disgusting!

As soon as Cao Yu saw it, he immediately emphasized again: Hey, this is called true love turning into saliva!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately smiled and said: Hahaha, hey, by the way, I wanted to ask you just now! What is salivation? Which "transformation" is it? Is it the "transformation" of melting? Or the "transformation" of talking?

"Word"?

Cao Yu immediately disagreed and said: That’s fine! It’s up to you to interpret it how you want!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she laughed and said: You can call it whatever you want? What are these words!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: That's it! It means it can be saliva! You can also understand it as a vernacular! Anyway, isn't it all saliva that can melt you? If it doesn't work, I'll soak you in saliva.

Try it in there and see if you can be melted! If you don’t drown, it can choke you to death! Believe it or not?

When Yan Tingting thought about that scene, it was simply unsightly! She blushed immediately, frowned and shook her head: Eh~~~ It's so disgusting! Stop talking, it's so annoying!

As soon as Cao Yu saw it, he immediately came forward and asked: Why are you disgusting? Have you ever seen anyone who would talk to you about classical Chinese when they are really surfing? Aren't they all speaking in vernacular! What a waste of time, sea and stone.

, it looks like an act at first glance! It doesn’t look like it’s real at all! By then you will know what it means to be annoying. Wouldn’t it be even more disgusting to chant scriptures like this?

Yan Tingting somehow thought that he ignored the beauty in front of her and refused to eat, and was still banging the wooden fish and chanting sutras in a leisurely manner. She almost vomited! Her brows immediately twisted into the Chinese character "Sichuan", and the flower branches swayed with her head.

Said: Oh, okay, okay, it’s so disgusting! Just stop being a hooligan here. If you keep doing this, I will lose interest in those things. Do you understand? Please, can you?

When Cao Yu heard this, he wondered how this could work! What he wanted was to make her lose her mind! He immediately said categorically: No!

Yan Tingting was so angry with him that she had nothing to say, and immediately begged: Why? Why do you always mess with others?

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately said stubbornly: Because I'm afraid you will be deceived! Just watching you jump into the fire pit, my conscience can't bear it!

Yan Tingting almost got mad at him when she heard this! When she thought that she would always follow his wishes, but he was always going against her! She immediately said angrily: Oh, why are you so annoying!

You have the nerve to come and talk to me about your conscience? Let me ask you first if you have a heart?

Cao Yu immediately said seriously: Yes! If you don’t believe me, come and touch it, right here, popping popping, I have a hot heart!

Yan Tingting saw that he was smiling obscenely, she opened her heart and gestured for her to touch it. If there was any interest in it, she immediately turned her head and said: Oh, you are always disobeying me! If you say something to the east, you will go to the west, always when others are happy.

When the time comes, just jump out and pour a ladle of cold water! Even if you say some depressing words, what on earth do you want to do here?

Cao Yu saw her proudly holding out her chest and looking unfazed. He immediately sneered and said: "I'm not afraid that you will be fooled! What do you want from me?"

Yan Tingting was helpless and could only say resentfully: Can't you just follow what others want? Come on, give it a try first! Just say "yes" and let me listen, or "ok"!

Let me see if you will die!

Cao Yu just looked at her, his eyes full of emotion, like a wolf and a tiger, he wished he could swallow her up in one gulp! People didn't dare to look directly at her! She had no choice but to turn her head away from him, her face flushed.

I waited for a long time to say yes, and then I heard him say very aggrievedly: That really doesn't work! I tried for a long time, but I was still embarrassed to say it!

When Yan Tingting saw that he still had this time, she immediately turned around and glared: Hey, are you still embarrassed? What can you say? Is it so difficult? Why are you always talking to me?

Say no here?

Cao Yu immediately said slyly: Of course! Because I have a brain! How could I say it so casually?

Yan Tingting immediately said with disdain: What do you mean? Saying "no" means you have a brain? Doesn't saying "yes" mean you don't need to use your brain?

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! Saying "yes" means there is no technical content! If you don't believe it, I'll tell you, yes, madam! Yes, madam! What can you hear?

Yan Tingting was happy when she heard this: Hehehehe, it’s nothing? Isn’t this normal! You should say this from now on! Do you know?

After hearing this, Cao Yu's face didn't change color and his heart stopped beating: Now let me try to say "no" to you again, no, sir! No, sir! Does this make sense? Right?

Yan Tingting's face changed as soon as she heard this, her color suddenly changed, her fists ran towards him casually and she said: "Okay, you bastard! You want to die!"

Cao Yu quickly raised his hand to catch the pink fist she was swinging, but he couldn't stop the spittle that came over him. He just watched helplessly as it landed on his face, his smile was still flattering and a little arrogant.

: Hehe, did you hear the story? So! How easy it is to say it! You don’t need to use your brain, just agree casually! Saying no is not that easy. It not only requires brains, but also courage!

Yan Tingting was helpless by him, so she had no choice but to say: Hey hey hey, you are so hypocritical! You fart and you still make such a big noise! ​​You really belong to me!

Cao Yu immediately said seriously: That's right! Anyone who can say this without arguing or fussing requires great wisdom. Do you understand?

Yan Tingting looked at him with a smile and said: Hahaha, I think you are noisy enough! How can you talk about great wisdom! How annoying!

Cao Yu ignored her and continued to say seriously: Look at me, despite your saliva, I don't flinch, don't care, and I'm not afraid! Isn't this a victory? This also requires great wisdom, do you understand?

Yan Tingting immediately disliked it and said: I understand your size! I understand! I am too lazy to pay attention to you, do you understand?

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly complimented slyly: Hehe, aren't you a great wisdom! This is the most popular thing now! Yes, I am me, the bad boy you call me! I do nothing all day long, kicking around.

Cans and boxes are wandering the streets! But sooner or later, I will soar into the sky and shock you! Do you understand?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she smiled sweetly and said: Hehe, are you fighting against fate? If you say no to mediocrity, then you have to show something! You can't just go on like this! You have to let people see something.

Getting better?

Cao Yu immediately became excited when he heard this, and quickly expressed his determination: "Do you mean to have some ups and downs? Don't worry, it will come if you keep listening! Yes, I just miss you! I know you are still angry,

I ignore you, but I still miss you, I miss you, I just miss you! I think about you till the end of the world, and I miss you forever! Yes, I still miss you, what do you think I should do?

When Yan Tingting heard that she couldn't straighten her waist, she quickly stretched out her hand to stop her and said: Hey, okay, okay, I know! It's my fault, I was wrong! Just shut up! Okay, stop singing.
To be continued...