: Ineffective and annoying

Author: Chop wood and carry water

: Ineffective and annoying

Chen Ruoshui quickly grabbed a towel and covered it over her mouth, turned around and scolded her with a straight face: "Fuck you, you are so young and beautiful, how can you make fun of your mother like this? It's outrageous!"

Cao Yu didn't care what she was feeling now, and nodded without thinking: Hey, your description is right! Auntie, she is young and beautiful, so she must have a young heart!

Chen Ruoshui was naturally embarrassed to talk to him, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: Hey, look at how old I am? I am no longer young! This is music that belongs to you young people, and I don’t feel comfortable watching it.

Habit!

Yan Tingting was unhappy when she heard this and said: Oh, Mom! Who said you are old? Look at Lao Yan, together with him, we are like sisters! If you don't believe me, ask Cao Yu, is that right?

Yan Zhendong looked at the playful mother and daughter from the side, they really looked like sisters! So he couldn't help but swallowed his saliva, and without waiting for Cao Yu to reply, he quickly praised: Hey, the girl is right! Look,

You don't look old at all! When we are together, people think you are my daughter!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he quickly straightened his face and said angrily: Go, why are you still making noise here? You are such an adult, and you are still acting like a child, you are not serious!

Yan Zhendong knew that she was beautiful in her heart! So he quickly looked at her infatuatedly and said with a smile: Hehe, I'm just telling the truth! I just think you are young, what's wrong? Can't you even tell the truth?

Yan Tingting couldn't help laughing when she saw why she was so showy! She quickly encouraged: Haha, Lao Yan is right! You are indeed still very young, otherwise you wouldn't be like this now?

Chen Ruoshui became depressed when he heard this, and quickly retorted: I'm like that? Please tell me clearly!

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard it and said: Haha, don't be excited! Are you very excited when you listen to this music? There is a pounding heartbeat, doesn't that mean you are moved by it? Right?

Chen Ruoshui was a little overwhelmed by what she said, her face flushed, and she quickly argued: Go, stop talking nonsense! Why am I so excited? I can't stand it! It makes you upset when you hear it.

It's like before! The music is so beautiful, soothing and rhythmic, making people feel peaceful and feel very comfortable after listening to it! How is it like now? What kind of mess is all this?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she joked: Hey, some people always want to live in memories! You know you can't go back, but you always want to go back. This kind of thinking is very dangerous!

Chen Ruoshui said disdainfully: What's the danger? Don't those old songs sound good?

Yan Tingting said quietly: It sounds good, but you have to accept new things, right? Otherwise, it really means that you are old and have been abandoned by this era!

Chen Ruoshui looked at the well-behaved daughter and couldn't help but said sadly: Hey, you are already so old, I am getting old, and I will abandon you if you abandon her! This is an objective law, and no one can violate it!

When Yan Tingting saw it, she hurriedly said: Hey, then you should listen more! Didn't you see what Cao Yu said? This thing can make living people die and dead people live! The more you listen, the more you will get used to it!

Just think of it as exercise. If it makes your heart beat loudly, doesn't it mean it's effective?

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu hurriedly said: Hey, auntie, I think she is right! If you want to stay young forever, you must first have a young heart! Didn't you say it yourself? This is what it means to be young.

If you want to be young, you have to listen to people's music more! If you want to listen more, you must first have a young heart! As long as you can still get used to the noise of young people, it means that you are

Still very young!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he was so frightened that he waved his hands and said: Hey, no, no! I'm already a handful of years old, so there's no need for it! You young people, listen more, you're still young!

At this time, Yan Zhendong also hurriedly comforted and said: Hey, the children are right! We are not old now, so we should go crazy while we are still young! You have to act like a child, then you will look young!

After hearing this, Chen Ruoshui couldn't help but feel moved, but she said adamantly: Damn it! You are not ashamed to say these crazy things! What's the use of looking young? Your age is there! You are shameless, I still want it!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu hurriedly encouraged: Haha, Auntie, you are wrong! There are so many ethnic groups in the world, and we know how to be reserved, while everyone else is very unrestrained!

Yan Tingting knew as soon as she heard that he chose his words well, she giggled and said: What is reserved? It sounds like you are very reserved. Where is it reflected? Why didn't I see it?

When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly argued: Do you only eat and drink without seeing us?

When Yan Tingting saw his serious look, she immediately felt disgusted and said: What about the others? They don't eat or drink?

When Cao Yu heard this, he sighed and said: Hey, haven't you heard that eating and music are the only things in this world where you can't be innocent? After we have eaten and drank enough, we only know how to brag here! And after others have eaten, they all have to sing and dance.

Yes, you say unrestrained or unrestrained?

Yan Zhendong started to get excited when he heard it, and couldn't help but interject: Hey, he's right! Why don't we play a song now and show them both?

Yan Tingting was stunned after hearing this, and quickly asked: What do you want me to see? Sing a song, or dance?

When Yan Zhendong heard this, he couldn't help bragging: Of course it's dancing! Hey, let me tell you! Back then, your mother and I were famous golden boys and girls! Come on, let's show them our skills right now.

So that they can be convinced! That’s really not a lie, let alone bragging!

After saying that, she was eager to get up and pull her mother! The shy Chen Ruoshui hurriedly opened his hand and said disgustedly: Go, the more you talk, the more outrageous you are! In front of children, you are not serious, you are like this

What is it for?

Yan Tingting didn't expect that Lao Yan would come forward to show off his skills! She originally just wanted her mother to know Cao Yu's true face! When she saw Lao Yan coming to interfere, she immediately changed her mind and her eyes gleamed.

, clapped excitedly and said: Hahaha, okay, okay! Let me see what you two were like when you were young!

Cao Yu also laughed and said: "You can do this too? That's a disco!"

Yan Zhendong was also in high spirits at the moment, and said with a proud look on his face: "It's just Hedong! What's so difficult about that? I know a lot!"

Yan Tingting also immediately encouraged with a smile: Hey, yes, yes! If you can do this moon walk, it means you have never been old! You are still as young as before, come on, come on, I will join you

!Help you two reminisce the memories!

Chen Ruoshui's face turned red when he heard this, and he hurriedly yelled: Go to hell! Just like your father, he is not serious!

Yan Zhendong was shot for no reason, so naturally he was unhappy and said: Hey, why am I not serious? That was your daughter's suggestion. If you don't want to jump, then I will jump with her? Come on, my daughter.

, come and teach me, let me twist it for your mother too!

Yan Tingting burst out laughing as soon as she heard this. Of course she was not interested! She immediately changed it to a lesson and said: Hahaha, that’s it, Lao Yan! Didn’t you see it? My mother is not interested in you!

Yan Zhendong was verbally rejected by his mother and father, and he rubbed his hands angrily and said: Hey, I know this! So you have to tell me more about her, she always dislikes me!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she also felt disgusted and said: Who is to blame? Why does she dislike you? Why don't you reflect on yourself? Just say that you want to socialize outside and spend more time with her! Hey, by the way, you two.

If you have nothing to do, go to the park in our community. I see that there are all the old men and women doing square dancing! Don’t be so disrespectful and spend all day learning disco dancing from others.

!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he laughed and said with disdain: I don't want to dance with him! He is so fat and can't be dragged, yet he dares to dance for anything. It's laborious and wastes his shoes. I don't want it!

After saying that, he didn’t care about where he was and was dazed, and turned around to watch the dance on TV. It didn’t matter, but he couldn’t help but frown and said: Hey, look, what are these? It looks really funny.

Heart!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she quickly turned her head and looked over, and said with a smile: It's okay to be upset, it shows that you are still very young! There is still something to worry about in your heart, if you don't react at all, it will be like the wind blowing across the mountain.

The hills and hills are not moved by the wind; the water flows through the creek, but the creek remains the same, lying there quietly, that is bad! This shows that your heart is old!

After saying that, she immediately regretted it. Wasn't her name Ruoshui? So she hurriedly peeked at her again, and saw that she was expressionless and just watching TV quietly. It was like Zhishui, and she didn't know who she was.

What are you thinking about...

Chen Ruoshui looked unmoved, but there were ripples in his heart: Hey, you young people! You never know how high the sky is and how thick the earth can be! You always think that you are

That gust of wind, wherever you want it to blow, the grass should fall! Only when I am my age can I realize that I am actually the grass, and let the years destroy you to pieces...

Yan Tingting saw that her mother had no reaction, so she turned to watch the TV again, and saw that the TV was very exciting. Everyone was there laughing and dancing, and their hands were dancing up and down to the beat of the music, like

She was paddling hard, shaking and shaking, and she thought it was because of this that her mother was shaken and fainted...

I couldn't help but feel apologetic and wanted to explain it to her: Oh, what's wrong? Look at them, they look like they are rowing! In fact, it is equivalent to our cheers, we are shouting

Yes, they use dance to express their gestures!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he shook his head and said: Oh, that's not what I meant! Look at his movements, they are not elegant at all! What does it look like in front of so many people! It's so ugly, I don't know what to pay attention to.

Be careful!

Yan Tingting took a look and realized that maybe because of the camera switching, they were not looking at the same scene! Her mother might have been referring to MJ just now, and she happened to be looking at the audience!

At this moment, MJ has taken off his ineffective God's battle suit, revealing his white shirt, and his curly hair falls like a waterfall, making him look more elegant! You can see that his eyes are firm and his dancing posture is very good.

It's free and easy, and the singing is sonorous and powerful! The problem is that hand, always covering that unsightly place, and shaking with the rhythm of the music, which makes people feel a little embarrassed...

Chen Ruoshui murmured softly while watching: Look, how indecent it is! It's so embarrassing to watch!

Yan Tingting took a look and thought, right? This is the cultural difference between the East and the West! Our singer, no matter how promiscuous he is, will deliberately avoid those exciting moves that may cause discomfort to the audience. No wonder the singer

Mom wouldn't understand it! So she couldn't help but laugh and said: Oh, Mom! That's just a dance move, it happened casually, there's no need to make a fuss about it, right?!

Chen Ruoshui was still stuck in her throat, and it was difficult to let go: What do you mean by movements? When dancing, dance well! What movements are difficult to do? Do you have to do such movements? Doesn’t this look good?!

You see, everyone thought she was talking about TV! In fact, she wanted to use this to remind her daughter, because she knew that her daughter liked to dance! Naturally, a mother should pay more attention and not let her

Just jump and learn to be bad!

Of course, Yan Tingting could understand that her mother was taking great pains, so she continued to coquettishly say: Oh, Mom! It was just an action, just like raising your hands, doing a split leg, etc. It's all normal! I just want to express my feelings.

It’s just his self-understanding of that piece of music, it’s not as serious as you say! If you don’t believe it, just ask Cao Yu!

So she turned to look at Cao Yu again, and saw that he was looking attentively and had no reaction to her words, so she hurriedly came to remind her: Hey, Cao Yu, they are asking you? What do you think?

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Of course Cao Yu just pretended not to hear it! He said in his heart: When your mother and daughter are fighting, don't always involve me! Especially if it is such a sensitive topic, how do you want me to answer it?

So I simply pretended to be her: Ah? What are you asking me?

Yan Tingting originally thought that she would just let him show her attitude. If she wanted to jump like this, would there be any problem? But now seeing his attitude, it was obvious that he was pretending to be stupid! So she immediately got angry and decided to provoke the matter.

Mingdao: Tsk, you're just pretending to be stupid, right? I'm asking you something! Looking at his look, do you feel uncomfortable in any way?

Cao Yuxin said: Are you forcing me? Don’t you know what your mother means? How could I let you fulfill your wish?
To be continued...