Author: Chop wood and carry water

Everyone was shocked, and then they all laughed! Yan Zhendong felt fresh after seeing it. He rubbed his hands excitedly and murmured: This is really the first time he has seen it! It doesn’t look good at all, Tingting, you

What do these people like about him?

Yan Tingting saw through his thoughts at a glance, and immediately said with a smile: What's the matter? Are you envious?

Yan Zhendong's eyes widened and he nodded repeatedly: That's right! Look at him, he has a figure but not a figure, looks but not looks, his hair has not faded yet, and he can't dance. Where do you think he came from?

With this kind of confidence, you dare to walk around on stage like this? And you are so popular among young people. How do you do this?

Yan Tingting burst out laughing when she heard it, and said to her heart, that's it, there are people who love it! Are you tempted? So she deliberately teased him: Don't you know? This man's name is Uncle Ya, and young people nowadays like him very much.

Uncle! Especially those like him who look greasy and have slippery hands are my favorite!

Chen Ruoshui was startled after hearing this and quickly asked: Why? Isn't it uncomfortable to have slippery hands?

Yan Tingting burst out laughing when she heard this, and deliberately made her angry: It's not uncomfortable! Especially for someone like our old Yan, she is so cute! Everyone likes her!

Look, do you hear what you said? It immediately made Yan Zhendong angry, and he smiled like a fool: Haha, really? Then why do you like me?

When Chen Ruoshui saw his dirty look, he couldn't help but despise him: "Oh, that's cute! Look at him like that!"

Yan Tingting nodded immediately: Yes! Mom, you don’t know! Nowadays, our girls’ favorite is this one like Lao Yan’s, it’s a big love!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, she couldn't tell that it was good. She couldn't help but said disgustedly: Oh, you still love me! Why can't I see it? Yan Tingting immediately giggled: Mom, you are saying that you don't know how to be blessed even though you are blessed.

Ah! Of course I can’t tell!

When Yan Zhendong heard this, he nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and said quickly: Hey, yes, yes, my daughter is better!

When Chen Ruoshui saw that the father and daughter had formed a united front, were they trying to make me angry? So he became even more disgusted and snorted: Tsk, how can he be better?

When Yan Zhendong heard this, he quickly took it and said angrily: My daughter knows how good I am! She is better than you at this point!

Chen Ruoshui became even more angry when he heard this, and snorted coldly: Oh, did I ask you? I was asking my daughter! Do you want to interrupt?

When Yan Tingting saw her father choked back by her mother, she couldn't help but laugh: Oh, Mom, look at Lao Yan, he stayed there dumbfounded by you, how cute he is!

As he said that, he touched Lao Yan's cheek casually and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Tsk, tsk, look at how slippery it feels, even the skin cream is saved. Do you think it's a good deal or not?!"

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he burst into laughter.

When Yan Tingting saw this, she raised her hand to wipe the jade hand that had just touched Yan Zhendong on her mother's face...

Chen Ruoshui was so frightened that he quickly turned around and said disgustedly: Oh, stop making trouble! I'm just annoying you, so be careful in the future!

Yan Tingting then picked up a towel to wipe her hands and muttered: What's the point? They are all family members! Don't always dislike each other and leave room for outsiders, do you understand?

Yan Zhendong was not happy when he heard this, and quickly spoke out to protect him: Hey, how can you talk? When did your mother ever dislike me? She called it love! You don't understand this, do you understand?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she opened her mouth in surprise: Hey, Lao Yan, you don't know the heart of a good person, do you treat me like an outsider?

When everyone heard this, they all couldn't help but laugh!

Cao Yu hurriedly ran out to smooth things over for everyone: Hey, why are you talking to your parents? Aren’t we all a family? Who treats you as an outsider?

You see, why do I like to write in Northeastern accent? It’s not impossible to write in Southern dialect, but it just doesn’t sound as effective. Do you understand? Just like now, what does Cao Yu mean?

Did you hear it? First, how to talk to your parents? This is criticism! Aren’t we all a family? This is a hint, which means more! Who treats you as an outsider? It’s more coquettish than reproachful!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she was very cautious. When I covered her, I felt lost, and then I pulled me up. If I didn't, I couldn't afford it. WLMQ became her last stubbornness! Do you think she should be angry? Or is it?

Should we laugh? In the end, everyone turned into a shy look! He scolded: Oh, no! Look at them! They are still showing affection like this, they don’t look like elders at all, and they are not ashamed at all!

After saying this, Yan Zhendong's dark old face turned red, and Chen Ruoshui's face was filled with love!

Yan Zhendong's heart was shaken when he saw it. He was really afraid that the clear water would ripple and spread everywhere! He hurried up to protect her: Hey, what you said, why don't we look like elders at all? Look.

Make your mother ashamed!

Yan Tingting was even more aggrieved when she saw it: Hey, I said Lao Yan, isn't this obviously talking about you? Why are you always like him, always trying every possible means to bring trouble to others?

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At this moment, Yan Zhendong only had a slight blush on his face. It was fleeting and could not be noticed by others, so he said hey: Ah? Are you talking about me? I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

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At this time, her mother immediately stood up and snorted: You can't tell anyone! Do you have any rules as a child? You must pay attention to it next time!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately called out: Mom, you should be the one to pay attention to in the future! Am I not helping you to remind him?

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he was confused and said: What should I pay attention to? And I need you to remind him?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she quickly provoked: Mom, look at him! Don't you think there's something wrong with that look in Lao Yan's eyes?

Chen Ruoshui became even more confused when he heard this. He looked at Yan Zhendong for a moment, and then asked suspiciously: What do you mean by his eyes? Why is something wrong? Why didn't I see it?

As soon as Yan Tingting heard this, she continued to provoke: Oh, Mom! Didn't you see the way he was watching TV? Look at how excited he was, his eyes were shining, he wished he could rush in and rejuvenate himself, aren't you vigilant?!

Of course Chen Ruoshui knew it in his heart, men like to imitate others! So they all love watching hero dramas, dreaming of becoming stronger, and longing to conquer the world with the prawns! Lao Yan naturally also

No exception. When I see someone taking a bath, I wish I could go into the pool and find someone to fuck me! This is just a man. I always think that I am still that young boy. When I see a little girl, I...

Of course she knew all this. If she hadn't stayed with him for so many years, wouldn't it have been in vain? But she still insisted: Just go! It would be better to be taken away, then I would save worry!

Yan Tingting didn't think it was a big deal when she heard it, and continued to provoke: Oh, Mom, you are so big-hearted! That's not called worry-free, but trouble-making, do you understand?

Yan Zhendong, who was listening on the sidelines, was speechless, and quickly interjected: Hey, why are you trying to persuade your mother? Whose little cotton-padded jacket is it? Not a hair is left, and all the skin is bald!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she smiled happily and said with a bright smile like a black-hearted cotton: Hahaha, aren't I just making my mother happy? Why don't you sacrifice yourself?

Yan Zhendong was not happy when he heard this: What's wrong with the sacrifice? You're sacrificing too much now, aren't you? She doesn't want to live happily, but I don't want to live! If we can't be saved by then,

Be careful, extreme happiness may lead to sadness!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she laughed and said: How could it be possible? Can I not understand this? You two are like the mandarin ducks and butterflies who fly together and live in two places. You can never think about being separated from anyone in this life, right?

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When Yan Zhendong heard this, he immediately said proudly: Well, I love hearing this. It seems that the one I can't live without in this life is you!

Yan Tingting was surprised when she heard it: Why? Shouldn't it be my mother?

Yan Zhendong shook his head after hearing this: Well, she doesn't speak nicely to you! If you weren't by my side, who would be able to speak nicely to me?

Chen Ruoshui immediately stopped and said with jealousy: Hey, you old Yan! Then go live with your daughter and ignore me from now on!

Yan Zhendong hurriedly flattered: Oh, am I trying to make my daughter happy? Why are you in a hurry again?

Yan Tingting nodded immediately and deliberately said word for word: Oh, I understand! It turns out that you are all trying to coax me! You don't mean it from the bottom of your heart! Right?

Yan Zhendong was suddenly caught in the middle of the two little women. He looked around and was in a dilemma. He had to spread his hands and said awkwardly: Tsk, how come you two can still fight? Isn't this a fight for favor!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, she was filled with shame and anger, and she quickly yelled: "Oh, that's nonsense! Who is trying to compete with you for favor? You are so beautiful!"

Yan Tingting also looked at Cao Yu and laughed: I just want to sue you, don't be too arrogant! With your little IQ, you won't be able to serve me when the time comes. Do you understand?

Look, who is she talking about? How could she make Cao Yu feel embarrassed? He was still thinking just now, is it really good to joke with his parents like this? Now he finally understands

One point, that is, as long as it is natural and all true feelings are revealed, then that’s good! Otherwise, if there is a little bit of delicateness and affectation mixed into it, then it is fake and unnatural!

I don't know what others will think, but Cao Yu is very sure at this moment that this is what he likes about her, that kind of natural beauty! No artificiality, no cover-up, everything seems very natural, laughing and cursing, just take it as it comes!

How many women can achieve the fragrance of flowers after the storm? It’s such a small advantage. Some women also force themselves to smile and completely lose their own charm!

When the rain hits the banana trees, what you hear is the sound of rain, and what you see is the banana leaves lowering their heads! With the flexibility of the body, even though the head is lowered, it does not break, and afterwards it is even more delicate and charming. Isn't this the beauty of women? Like a telephone pole.

There, even though it has survived the wind and rain, it doesn't show its beauty, don't you think? Therefore, what girls are most afraid of doing is always making themselves look like a wooden pole!

Just use a small amount of force and you can tidy them up. Why do you have to pretend to be a stupid person? Unless you really don’t want to get along with him! Otherwise, if you do this twice, he will be the first to do it.

If you lose interest, you will become passive! Therefore, yin is yin, and trouble comes after trouble. When it is time to turn to yang, you still have to shine! Don't be sloppy and make yourself neither yin nor yang, it will not end well!

The annoying thing is that during the plum season, this is how bad luck comes! It rains continuously and endlessly, and it always refuses to clear up, making people very anxious! It is better to just let go, and if you want to do it, do it in a big way.

Either it's a storm or the sun is shining! Let him taste your ice and fire, isn't that wild enough! Hotness comes from her wildness, and femininity is usually associated with viciousness!

Which one do you like? Anyway, Cao Yu suddenly discovered that he actually likes the original flavor! This reminds him of Zhang Haiyan for some reason. The two of them seem to have something in common, they are all very natural! They come naturally,

He acted spontaneously and was not pretentious in anything he encountered! This made him take a deep breath to make sure again, well, this is the taste! The refreshing beauty is attracting him!

It's not that writing a book is easy, but taking a photo is very difficult! It's not because you are not allowed to urinate, it's just that it's difficult to write out the differences between the characters! The reason is that birds of a feather flock together, and you have to

How can we play together when we can't even urinate in the same pot as him? This has been bothering me! Just like Cao Yu, he likes all the same people, and there is no way he can arrange things randomly in the sky and on the ground!

While Cao Yu was thinking secretly here, Yan Zhendong was already on pins and needles, and he heard him sneer and said: Hey, I say girl, let's speak with conscience, dad has not offended you, right? You want stars, I will never

Not to the moon! Right?

Yan Tingting hurriedly laughed with her when she heard it: Yes, yes, yes! That’s right! I’m very satisfied with that!

Yan Zhendong smiled sinisterly when he heard this: Then why are you still talking about me? Don't spend too much money? Where did I spend my money?

Yan Tingting hurriedly smiled and wanted to explain to him: Oh, Dad! I'm not talking about him! What are you doing here to cause trouble? You don't spend any money! Now I repeat, you don't spend any money! This should be done

Okay?

Look, how sincere is her attitude in admitting her mistake? She changed two titles in a row, one was from Lao Yan to dad, and the other was from you to you! Lao Yan has always been

I had never received such respect from my daughter, so I was naturally flattered, so I became even more complacent and said: Hey, that’s pretty much it! Pay attention next time! Then what do you think I’m doing when I’m like this?

When Yan Tingting saw his wretched and greasy appearance, she couldn't call him a flower, so she quickly coaxed him over and said: That's it! You don't call it a flower, but your eyesight is not very good. It should be because your old eyes are dizzy! Isn't that right?
To be continued...