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Author: Chop wood and carry water

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So after lying down, he began to urge with great interest: Hey, tell me quickly! Who is that? After taking it for yourself, you still have to take it for others? Where are such people? How can we still do it?

They are all children! Ignorant boy, do you understand? Are you sure that what you said is all positive energy?

When the old master heard this, he immediately said decisively in a tone that did not allow anyone to question: Of course, it is definitely positive energy!

When everyone heard this, they were all dumbfounded again! No matter how hard they thought, they couldn't imagine where the positive energy hidden in this was!

This opened up everyone's imagination, you know? Especially Yang Xiaowei, he is always the best imaginative player among them! The back door is always open on the top of his head, so that he can sneak away on the side road when he has nothing to do.

Circle! Now, a window was suddenly opened for him without closing the back door! His imagination was like a wild horse that had escaped from stiffness, running in such a hurry that he didn’t know where to go...

What do you think is the most exciting thing? Apart from that, is it possible to let yourself go? If you can’t do it, then why can’t we think about it? I’m happy to think about it, who can’t control this? So every day

When people see that there is such a good thing waiting for them, they will instinctively doubt: Can such a good thing still exist? Am I dreaming?...

Now Yang Xiaowei was in this situation, with disbelief written all over his face, so he shouted to the brother on the upper bunk: Hey, fifth brother, are you awake? Make sure you are in the right state at this moment.

A state of complete awakening? You don’t think that the fairyland you went to last night is a real thing? You have to speak responsibly!

After everyone listened, they all laughed again...

That's right! Cao Yu was the first to jump out and respond! What we want to hear is gossip, not your nonsense! Do you understand? Spreading rumors is illegal!

When Kang Zhongcheng heard this, he immediately said with a bad smile: That's right! Don't be like him, always leading us to sleepwalk with you...

When Cao Yu heard this, he stared and said: What? When did I take you to sleepwalk together? Tell me clearly!

When Kang Zhongcheng heard this, he knew that he had gone astray, and hurriedly explained: Boss, I didn't mean you! I meant him, Yang Xiaowei!

Yang Xiaowei was unhappy when he heard this and said: What do you mean? Are you afraid of him because you think I am easy to bully?

Of course Kang Zhongcheng would not admit it! So he said stubbornly: Isn't this true? Do you remember the last time, you announced to us early in the morning who you were talking to, which surprised us all! So

Let me ask you, is this true or false? Do you still remember it?

Cao Yu burst out laughing when he heard this: Hahaha, yes, yes! I remember that he described the whole process to us one by one in a serious manner, especially the details, which made people feel quite real, and the explanations were in place, with noses and eyes.

Son's...

The old master couldn't help but praise: Yes! I really believed it at that time!

Sun Xiaobo also followed suit: Hehe, why do you believe it? From top to bottom, from inside to outside, nothing about him is reliable!

The old master also had to sigh with emotion: Yes! I didn’t believe it at first, but I couldn’t resist his nausea! It makes people feel like vomiting when they hear it.

Okay! That requires experience and personal practice. Just like that thing, if you haven't tasted it yourself, you can't describe the feeling at all. Do you understand?

Kang Zhongcheng immediately smiled evilly and said: Hehehe, you said, what does that feel like? I don’t understand?

Without even thinking about it, the old master said bluntly: It’s that kind of feeling! It’s that kind of feeling. Everyone knows it must be disgusting, but no one knows how disgusting it can be! Because few people will actually taste it.

, if you can’t take it off your mouth, you naturally don’t know its true taste! Do you understand? He is the kind of person who has just tasted it, and can give you a clear explanation of the first taste, middle notes and aftertaste...

After hearing his explanation, everyone was in awe of Yang Xiaowei...

Cao Yu shook his head and curled his lips, praising: Tsk tsk, look! What a talent! Just let us bury it!...

As soon as Yang Xiaowei heard this, he would pretend to be cowardly and say: Oh, you are so annoying! Everyone wants to be quiet when you say that, I’m so embarrassed!

Kang Zhongcheng immediately vomited and said: Ugh, how disgusting! As soon as I heard you wanted to think about Jingjing again, I immediately wanted to vomit!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he screamed: Oh, what! I really want to be alone here for some quiet time. What are you thinking?!

At this time, the old master interjected seriously: "Don't be wild, I think you should have woken up by now, right? Stop being wild!"

Everyone laughed when he said that, and the old master continued to say seriously: Yes! Wasn't that what he was like that day? When we got to the key point, let's ask him, what happened next? But he said to you, look back.

Let me tell you again! I dreamed about this last night. I will continue the dream tonight. After the dream is over, I will tell you again tomorrow!...

After hearing this, everyone laughed again. Cao Yu looked up at the ceiling and couldn't help but praise: Hey, this is really a good story! It sounds like that, why does it make people happy? No

Is it because it has endless aftertaste?!

You see, boys are all rare things! Don’t be surprised what happens to him! For example, when he was a child, he could take out a handful of caterpillars from his pocket, and when he grows up, he can take out a stinky one for you.

Socks! This is all a matter of blood. Sometimes I can even take out a pair of long johns for you from the trouser legs! Have you ever seen this? No, it can only be said that you have little experience...

If you are ignorant, then you should listen to others’ advice! Don’t worry, you won’t suffer any loss if you listen to it. If you don’t listen, you will be fooled! As long as all kinds of strange things happen to boys, just believe them! They are definitely not running away! Because they

It can always create miracles for you, especially if you get together. In the boys' dormitory, what else can't happen?

Isn’t it weird that I can tell you something seriously as soon as I wake up? It just means that you don’t understand men well enough! So, if you want to try to trust a boy, it not only requires courage, but also some

You still need to be prepared! Be prepared to pay some price. Shock is inevitable; surprise is probably impossible! If you are not prepared, can you do it?

The old master understands the truth best in his heart! In order to save the boys' increasingly crumbling image, he can only swear: I am sure! I am sure and sure that I am awake now! So every word he said is true and true.

The letter, every word is precious, even with light and lightning, it makes people believe it even if it doesn't work!

When Cao Yu heard what he said was so sonorous and powerful, he couldn't help but laughed and said: Hehe, what are you trying to make us believe?

The old master said frankly: There are indeed such hat kings! They all really exist, and none of them are the same. They shine properly and have lightning. I can light them all!

You see, when he said this, did the issues come into focus again? Everyone's intelligence and talents can be put to use! So Cao Yu took the lead and asked: Do we all know this person?

The old master raised his eyes and looked up at the ceiling, shaking the cattail leaf fan: Of course! There are many of these people, some you know, some you may not know!

When everyone heard this, they felt that this was really what happened, so they all became serious again! Following their own train of thought, they began to chatter: Hey, Lao Wu, are those you are talking about from our school?

Why do I feel like I'm about to get aroused by you now? You can't lie to me! That's right! My bed can't hold it anymore, why don't you tell me now! Who is this person?

When the old master saw that everyone was waiting for him to bring rice to the pot, he felt absolutely refreshed! So he took a deep breath of the turbid air in the room to suppress the indescribable feeling he felt at the moment.

What a joyful mood! Now there are people in the room quietly waiting to hear what he has to say. Can you imagine it? If you can’t imagine it, then you might as well zoom in a little further, expand it to the whole world, and just listen to you...

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Does that feeling already exist? Is it still a problem if I ask you to breathe some turbid air now? No matter how filthy it is, you will definitely not be able to feel it, because all you want to do is laugh! And you are still afraid of being

When they saw it, they could only endure it, fearing that they would think too much, not think enough, and think in the wrong direction, so they immediately put on an old-school face and even had to stroke their beards! Because that really didn’t happen

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Fortunately, these are harmless, because it is a lying meeting, everyone has their heads against the wall, feet to feet, and their expressions cannot be seen! So that is not important, the important thing is to explain the matter clearly, who is that person?

Who! So he had to cover up his uncontrollable laughter with a serious look on his face and said: Don't be anxious, don't be anxious! Come one by one, everyone will take turns, don't be anxious!

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but want to laugh: Hehe, look at his aggressive temperament, I really want to kill him! That's right! If he doesn't say that he is ugly today, we will wait for him later

Let’s get out of bed together and strangle him to death!

When the old master saw that he had aroused public anger, he hurriedly tried to explain: I only have one mouth! You are such a mess, how can I answer it? What is the first question?

Yang Xiaowei hurriedly checked for Cao Yu again and said: The boss just asked you, do we all know this person?

Upon hearing this, the old master said unhurriedly and said unhappily: Didn't I tell you everything? There are many such people, how could you know them all?

Cao Yu nodded and said: Well, the more I hear it, the more reliable it becomes! Then our school must have it too?

The old master immediately said with disdain: Yes! Of course! There are such people everywhere! Of course, including us! And they are there every year! Do you understand? There are quite a few every year!

You see, after hearing this, can everyone not be excited? You can hear the bed boards creaking and screaming...

The people above were also tumbling around one by one, and Cao Yu said: Well, what he said is right! In such a big school, it is normal for something like this to happen every year! It's not new!

Yang Xiaowei then expressed emotion and said: Hey, why have I never heard of this before? Don’t you think it’s strange?

Kang Zhongcheng immediately sneered and said: Tsk, what's so surprising about that? I guess you were ignorant before, and you'd be surprised if you didn't see it!

Sun Xiaobo also agreed and said: Well! It’s just because our information was too limited in the past and no one knew about it! So we just thought it wasn’t true!

When Kang Zhongcheng heard this, he quickly responded: That's right! Hey, I'm curious now, who is that person? Tell me quickly!

The old master continued to talk leisurely and said, "I told you, I'm afraid you won't believe it!"

When Cao Yu heard this, he said impatiently: Hey, don't show off here! With your humanity, we will believe whatever you say!

When the old master heard this, he exclaimed: Is it true? Then if I say that he is our teacher, can you all believe it?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he immediately said excitedly: Hehe, you told me earlier! I guessed it was them! Our teachers can see it, can you still not believe it? Just tell me who it is!

When Cao Yu heard this, he said with disdain: I'm very curious, how did you spot it? Then it must be them?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he immediately wanted to vent his dissatisfaction and said: Look! When I go to answer questions, they always ignore me! And you keep asking me, are you a classmate of our class? What if?

If you switch to the girls, look at them all smiling, their faces look like flowers, not to mention how happy they are, isn't there something wrong with that?

When Cao Yu heard this, he said hey: Hey, is it possible that they have never seen you in the class?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he quickly changed his words and said: Hey, those are just small problems! Lao Wu, tell me quickly! Who is that?

The old master was too lazy to pay attention to him! He said disdainfully: Haven't I already told you this? That's our teacher! You all believe it, so why are you still asking?

Yang Xiaowei also said calmly: I know that is our teacher, but who is it specifically? You haven’t said that yet!

The old master continued to say slowly: "That's hard to say! Sometimes it's Zhang San, sometimes it's Li Si. We can only try our luck, whoever we meet counts!"

Cao Yu immediately felt that something was wrong! The fifth company hurriedly came and asked: What do you mean? All teachers? They are all like you said? How is that possible? Is it so unbearable?

The old master immediately teased: Of course! You still don’t believe it, but there’s nothing wrong with it? As long as you choose to be a teacher, you will encounter this kind of thing sooner or later. One day, no one can do this.

Can't run!

When everyone hears this, no one can run away? That would be a big deal!

Even Yang Xiaowei was shocked after hearing this. He was originally going to eat the melon, but he was surprised by it, but who would have thought it was this kind of whale? He was eating people directly and said in disbelief: No way? You

Does this mean that all teachers will eventually reach this point? Everyone has to wear a hat? Or is it the kind of hat where you are in me and I am in you? How messy is that? I don’t even think about it.

possible!

The old master almost wished he could have all these determinations, determinations, and affirmations written on his face! It’s a pity that they couldn’t see it, so he thought about it and let it go, nodded and said: Yes! Including you and me.

, then none of us can run away...
Chapter completed!