I have to say that people are sensible

Author: Chop wood and carry water

I have to say that people are sensible

You see, people who just want to eat end up choosing to beg. You must not have thought of this, right? Of course, there are also those who have dreams and want to go out and make a lot of money, but in the end they end up being stinky beggars.

Yes, there are a lot of people there! You should be able to guess this, right? So going out is risky. No matter what you carry when you go out, you will eventually have to go home to beg for food. You should know this, right?

So remember, you must be low-key when you go out! Tell everyone you meet that you actually just want to go out to make a living. This is good for everyone! Otherwise, when you meet everyone, you will say, I just want to try to make a lot of money? Others will definitely

You will be shocked! I thought you were sick and everyone had to be wary of you! But the facts will eventually prove that you were just making a little joke with everyone. In fact, you just wanted to come and ask for a meal...

As a result, I have made myself so high-profile that I can’t go up or down. Isn’t this very embarrassing? So, I have to think about many things in my heart and don’t say them out! Next time, if

If you meet someone like him again, who keeps saying he wants this or that, will you feel resentful? Well, aren’t you just a stinky beggar? Why are you so bluffing and so high-profile?

It can be seen that asking for this and that is not much different from begging for food! If you taste it carefully, dogs that bite people usually don’t bark! If you want to make money, go and make money, and no one will stop you! There is no need to beg for food.

Tell me, let alone make up an excuse to say that you just want to make a living! If you don’t believe me, we can ask yourself first, what are you doing to make money? Don’t tell me that you just want to make a living, I’m afraid this is

You don’t even believe it yourself?

Earning money is not just for eating! If I don’t explain such a simple truth, would you understand it? If you still can’t understand it, how can a machine explain it to you? You need to know how smart and powerful it is

None of them can compare to your innate power! Let’s just say the hero saves the beauty. Is that because he is smart and powerful? I think it’s probably because he is stupid! You are the only one in his eyes...

The throbbing of youth is wonderful! It’s embarrassing to face, hard to talk about, and even more unforgettable! You can only hide it in your heart and let it thump around there, unable to speak out at all! Of course, you can also say

That's shameless! Just like making money, when did it become something ulterior? It's not a shameful thing! Why do you always have to clarify, when you just want to make a living?

You see, if people don't explain such mysterious things clearly, how can a machine understand it? Do you expect it to be smarter than you? Or do you expect it to have more desires than you?

After thinking about it like this, Kang Zhongcheng couldn't help but sigh again: Hey, but that's right! If this person can eat enough, his desire will definitely be reduced! Think about it, what are we earning? As soon as we earn something

, it will appear less! If no one earns it, then everyone will have it! Don’t fight against the world, just because you feel you don’t lack anything! Such people are often happy and don’t have so much to take or take.

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When the old master heard this, he hurriedly said: Hey, that's a good point! It seems that we will soon enter an era of low desires!

Yang Xiaowei didn't understand when he heard it, and asked quickly: Why?

The old master looked up at the ceiling and said with confidence: Because there will be bread! The day when everyone can eat potatoes and beef stew is not far away! Now it can even be said to be just around the corner! This is also

It is in line with the general trend of the progress of the times, and no one can change it! Isn’t it?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he would laugh and say: Haha, you are lying here thinking about beautiful things again! There is one more thing waiting for me, that is, you will be full after eating! Don't you worry that he will come again when he has nothing to do?

Are you fooling around?!

The old master was very disdainful when he heard this and said: So don’t we all think about how to make money! Once people lose their thoughts, they will soon fall into a downward spiral vortex! Let’s indulge as much as we want.

, and then you just watch it fend for itself. This has been verified through experiments! Therefore, people must have thoughts! Even if you make money, it is good! It is better than nothing...

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he curled his lips and said: Oh, what do you mean even if it is? Making money seems to be very obscene! What's wrong with making money? Isn't it honorable to make money?

Look at what he asked. Doesn’t it hurt your heart? Old guys! But in that era, making money was really not a glorious thing that was generally recognized by everyone! At that time, many people still stubbornly believed that money

This thing is very dirty. Rich people are not good things. Who knows where their money comes from! In the concept that no good person can have money, everyone is still very disdainful of money!

That's why the old master said what he said before, and now he had to explain quickly: Hey, that's not what I meant! Didn't the young master say it all? You can't treat money as thoughts, it is just a way to realize your dreams.

A means, do you understand?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he was very disdainful and said: Who said you can't treat it as a dream? Why can't you treat it as a thought? My mind is all thinking about it now, and I don't have time to think about anything else.

Yes! Do you understand?

After hearing this, the old master immediately felt a little uneasy and said in surprise: Isn't it right? Are you thinking about money right now?

Yang Xiaowei immediately nodded and said: Yes! I even think about it in my dreams! I think about it all the time!...

Upon hearing this, the old master said with certainty: Then I think you are a little crazy! You need to calm down and think carefully!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he immediately said with disdain: Tsk, I am so poor now that I don’t have a penny in my pocket, so how can I have time to think about Jingjing?

Kang Zhongcheng was also afraid that no one could understand, so he hurriedly explained to him again: He is only thinking about making money as soon as possible, and has no time to think about other things, such as quietness, etc.

Yes! Let me play with you all, do you all understand this? Those who want to take action must hurry up!

Look, how boring can they be? They all lie there enjoying themselves, laughing again after they finish, and that's it...

The old master hurriedly nodded and said: Haha, I understand, I understand! I understand all this! Again, there is no shame in making money! If you want to be quiet, it is not shameful! Are you right? So you don’t need to do this.

Isn't it good to hide it, say it, and let everyone be happy for you?

When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly told everyone about his own experience: Hey, that’s right! Now you think it’s very shameful to talk about money, but tomorrow, you’ll feel it’s very shameful to talk about love! In fact, the two are almost the same.

, nothing is embarrassing! Especially falling in love, it is a kind of beauty that once you pass this village, there will be no such store. If you don’t hurry up now, you will regret it when you get old! Do you understand?

After saying that, he turned to look at Sun Xiaobo...

Sun Xiaobo knew he was saved as soon as he saw it! He rushed to his bedside and shouted eagerly: I want it, I want it! I want you to help me now! Right?

Cao Yu looked at his dull and eager look and didn't know what to say! After thinking for a long time, he couldn't find a piece of equipment that suited him in his mental library! In the end, he had to give up and smiled helplessly.

Said: Hey, look at how you look like this! You scream when you see me! It makes people wonder who you are interested in? Why do you become so droopy when you see her?

When Sun Xiaobo heard this, he quickly opened his heart and let him take a look at him casually: I don't! Look at me like this, where is the droopiness? Isn't it obvious enough that I am strong?!

Cao Yu was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes and said with a look of disgust on his face: Hey, okay, okay! It's all white and dazzling!

According to the law of "someone doesn't love, someone will love"!

Yang Xiaowei immediately raised his head from the bed in excitement and wanted to join in the fun and said: Hey, let me see! How is he so fair? Hey, boss, you are really lying to us! How can a person be so fair? It's obvious.

It's like a volcano, or something like that, it's always in a state of erupting! What's that called?...

Kang Zhongcheng looked puzzled and said: You mean, he is like an active volcano?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he said happily: Yes! He is an active volcano! You all have to be careful! He may erupt at any time, so be careful to spray it in your face!

When everyone heard this, they all laughed again! Hey, boys, they are so easy to be happy! ...

Sun Xiaobo was so angry at him that he picked up a rice bowl with soup and water from the table and threw it towards his head...

Yang Xiaowei also skillfully picked up the pillow under his head. With one move, he blocked the juice and the rice bowl. When the rice bowl fell to the ground, there was a "bang" sound...

Yang Xiaowei shook the pillow smoothly and dropped the juice on the floor, then put it back under his head and continued to pillow it...

Everything returned to calmness again, as if it had never happened! Do you want to doubt that what I just said is definitely the juice in the rice bowl? Let me tell you, yes, it is indeed some leftover soup

There’s water left! But you don’t have to worry. At that time, where was the oil and water in the food in the canteen? Yes, everyone would wash it down with boiling water after finishing the meal, and everything in the bowl was very clean!

You don’t have to worry about any of this! Now it’s easy to understand why he seems so calm and calm? Shake the pillow and continue sleeping. There is one more thing I need to emphasize again, that is a boy’s pillow, you understand?

No matter what it looks like, in the end everything will be waterproof for you to sleep on! Water can’t splash through it, so what’s a little bit of oil? If you can’t even change the color, what will he be afraid of?

Of course, if you make such a big noise, some people will still be afraid! As the pot fell to the ground with a clang, everyone poked their heads out of the bed in unison, wanting to quickly confirm that the pot that responded

Whose is the rice bowl that fell to the ground, so that we can know who should organize the next rescue work...

The result was as expected. If someone cried, someone would laugh! After everyone saw the basin, they all laughed with satisfaction. Only Kang Zhongcheng said with a sad face: Hey, I mean the rich man! Next time we will lose our temper.

Can you be a little more discerning when you are in trouble? If anyone provokes you, hit him with his basin! Don't always hit him with mine! Please pick it up for me if you are bothered!

Sun Xiaobo also laughed at being teased by him. He quickly bent down, picked up the basin on the ground, threw it on the table and said: Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Your basin is big, I picked it up especially

smoothly!……

The old master also quickly reminded: Next time, remember not to lick it so cleanly, then maybe he will keep it!

When Sun Xiaobo heard this, he laughed and denied it: Impossible! Who told him to be angry with me and call me the crater of a volcano!

Upon hearing this, Yang Xiaowei also coaxed: I said you are, you are! If you were a volcano, wouldn't she become Princess Iron Fan?

When Sun Xiaobo heard this, he cursed and started looking for tools on the table again.

Cao Yu hurriedly scolded Yang Xiaowei: Go to hell! What did you say? Princess Iron Fan is the daughter-in-law of the Bull Demon King, do you understand?

Sun Xiaobo originally just felt embarrassed and wanted to fight with him! But after he explained this, he immediately glared at Yang Xiaowei and said: Did you hear that? Believe it or not, I will slap you!

When Yang Xiaowei saw that he was really anxious, he quickly relented and said: Hey, rich man, don't be like this! I was wrong, okay? I apologize!

When Cao Yu heard this, he followed up and said: Hehe, your attitude is quite sincere! Where did you go wrong? Do you know?

When Yang Xiaowei saw it, he really had a tutor! He quickly said: I shouldn't be disrespectful to my sister-in-law! This is indeed my fault, I apologize!

When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly said: Look, how could you say that a human being is sensible? A machine can't do it, don't you think so?

After hearing this, Sun Xiaobo laughed and said: So we still have to teach the machine to learn human speech, because this person is too unreliable! ...

When the old master heard this, he hurriedly said: Are you worried that you will always be cheated? So you want to find someone more reliable?!

When Sun Xiaobo heard this, he nodded and said: Yes! Don't think it can only talk nonsense now, sooner or later it will be able to understand human speech! If you don't believe it, let's just wait and see!

Seeing that he was so determined, the old master had no choice but to say: Boss, what do you think?

When Cao Yu heard this, he said slowly: It's still the same sentence, first we need to define what human language is!

When the old master heard this, he hurriedly said: "Think about the one just now, have you eaten it? The conversation with me, Thirteen!, is definitely not human talk!" When Cao Yu heard this, he said slyly: "You mean that kind of thing, the answer is not what you asked."

Yes, it can’t even be called human language! Right?

When Sun Xiaobo heard this, he hurriedly said: Of course! At least it makes people listen to it, those are all logical conversations!

Cao Yu smiled and said: What is logic? Listen to this again, husband, I am sick! Ah? What did the doctor say? Doctor! I mean, why are you sick? You stayed up late and couldn't sleep all night long.

So I got up and sang karaoke! You are so good! Hey, it’s just average! There are people better than me! I mean, if you don’t sleep at night, why are you singing karaoke? I love you so much in the dark night, I miss you so much!

What he learned was so vivid that at the end of the sentence, the corners of his mouth were filled with a glint of emotion...

Yang Xiaowei couldn't help but praise: Wow, this is really disgusting! It's just a disease!

Cao Yu quickly imitated the female voice in TVB and said angrily: Hey, husband! Didn’t I tell you from the beginning that I was sick?

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help kicking the quilt and laughing! Haha, after talking for a long time, she was indeed sick...

But have you noticed? Every dialogue here is logical from the literal point of view! The final conclusion is not surprising, but it gives people the feeling that these two people have nothing to do with each other from beginning to end.

Let’s talk about it together!
Chapter completed!