: Hits sometimes come true

Author: Chop wood and carry water

: Hits sometimes come true

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he ridiculed: What? Aren't you just Grandma Liu who entered Hui Grand View Garden? Can this be called following the fashion?

The old master immediately explained: I often eat standing up at home. Only when I got there did I realize that eating standing up is very fashionable!

Cao Yu smiled and said: What? Even eating while standing makes you feel very proud? It seems that you gained a lot that time! Not only did it open up your imagination, but it also made your layout a lot bigger!

As soon as the old master heard this, he hurriedly said: Yes, didn't we always eat standing up when we came back? Hey, to be honest, it opened my eyes that time. It was like a dream. Everything I saw was

It’s something new!

When Cao Yu heard this, he curled his lips and said: Oh, come on! You can't see so many good things like hers in your dreams, can you?!

The old master was dissatisfied when he heard this and said: Who said that? I have everything in my dreams! You see, don’t those things come up with people’s imagination? Let me think about it in my dreams, isn’t it?

That’s it!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu curled his lips again and said: Come on, think about it, don't you have to have a basis? What do you think if you think about it out of thin air? Tell me! When the old master heard this, he said fiercely: Then you have to make a request first! Like

It's air-to-air, what do you want me to think?!

Cao Yu thought it was right, so he said: Well, you are right! That's good! Let me ask you, have you ever heard of Husband and Wife Fei Tablets before?

The old master shook his head: No! Husband and wife lung tablets, what is that? My hair stood up when I heard it, it felt so scary!

When Cao Yu heard this, he smiled evilly and said: Oh, really? Then I tell you now, this is a dish! Use your imagination, what kind of dish should it be? You can think freely, there is no limit, let us

Come and see, what can you imagine it to be like?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he resisted and said: Damn, boss! What kind of dish is that? We can't touch human flesh! You should know that this thing is illegal...

Cao Yu immediately cursed angrily: Get out of here! I told you, that is a dish, that is a dish! Can’t you hear me? Are you still talking nonsense with me?!

The old master also joined in the booing, shaking his head and waving his hands: No, no, no! I can't stand it if you mention someone's name, I get goosebumps just thinking about it!

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: What did you just say? Who told me that there is everything in dreams? Why don't you dare to think about it now?

When the old master heard this, he continued to break up with him and said: That's because this dish is too bloody. I am subjectively repelled and don't want to think about it at all! Do you understand?

Cao Yu laughed when he heard this and said: What do you want?

The old master was not polite to him, and said directly without thinking: Of course I hope you can make me think of some good things!

Cao Yu laughed out of his nostrils as soon as he heard this: Damn it, aren't you just dreaming! How can I have so many good things waiting for you to think about? You can't have too many good things, you have to have them

, I will also keep them all for myself! How can there be more good things for you to think about? I don’t even have enough to think about! For you to think about? Stop dreaming! Where can there be such good things?

Ah? You tell me?

You see, this is a roundabout way of saying it, right? I’m afraid you can understand it!

But who is the old master? What can he not understand? As soon as he heard it, he hurriedly said: Hey, you are right! Everything I think about in this dream should be all good things! There is a saying that is not

Say, you are thinking about good things, and you are just dreaming! So, you can still stop people from dreaming? Can't I just think about it in my dream?

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: I didn't say no! Who doesn't want you to think about it? I just want to tell you that although dreams are what people think, you may not be able to think of such good things in your dreams.

!What you have never seen, you can never dream of! Do you understand?

Yang Xiaowei was a little puzzled when he heard it, and quickly asked: Why is this? I often dream of some weird things... Cao Yu curled his lips when he heard it and said: That is also a deformation of the thing you have seen.

Just like gods, what everyone dreams about is the same as themselves! Because you can only dream about things you have seen. It’s like a blind man dreaming. What do you think he can dream about? He must also be aware of it in his dreams.

I don’t understand day and night, there will always be only darkness, with sounds but no images...

Hey, you said it well! There is sound, but no images! It sounds so reasonable! Kang Zhongcheng couldn't help but sigh after listening to it!

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: Okay, let's not dream about it anymore! Go and take care of yourself! If others are hungry, they are also hungry, and it does not affect you to eat dirt! If others are rich, no matter how rich they are, then

Even if it’s his money, don’t you still have to eat dirt? You must understand that no one else can stop you from eating dirt!

Look at what he said, who can understand it?

After Yang Xiaowei listened, he suddenly had a lot of doubts, so he quickly asked: What do you mean? I don't understand! When Cao Yu heard this, he curled his lips again and said: I mean you should stop making fun of me.

Eat what you should eat! Don’t worry about it!

Yang Xiaowei's CPU originally had a bit of a delay, but now that he hears this, he wants to argue with him again: Who said that? Aren't gods also imagined by us humans? Has anyone seen the true god?

When Cao Yu heard this, he said with disdain: Oh, that's just fabrication! Do you understand? It can't be considered as thinking!

Yang Xiaowei didn't understand when he heard it, and quickly asked: How do you say it? What's the difference?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Didn’t I tell you everything before? Due to human ignorance, there are many things that cannot be explained with a reasonable explanation. You should understand this, right? There are many curious babies like you, and they are always

Come and ask me, what do you say? Who did this? What difference can it make? So we need to find someone to take the blame! This is how the Creator came, that is to say, God was created by man!

Kang Zhongcheng understood immediately and said: Oh, no wonder! Even though the gods in each culture look different, they all look like individuals, and they are closer to the appearance and characteristics of their own nation. Don’t you think so?

Is that what you mean?

Cao Yu nodded: Yes, they all look like humans, but they can do things that humans can't do, do you understand? But what humans can't do is not always a good thing. For example, if you burn, kill, and loot, you can't do it either.

Yes! From then on, there are two paths. Gods and demons have different paths. Those who are in line with human nature will become gods! Those who are evil and crooked will become big devils! This is how the two paths of gods and demons came about. Do you understand?

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After hearing this, Yang Xiaowei immediately asked: So what? You have been talking for a long time, but you still can’t explain how God came?

The old master said plausibly on the side: Didn’t he already say that God can do things that humans cannot do! In essence, he is still a human being, but he has superpowers, so he is called a god-man! The truth has not yet been generally accepted by most people.

At that time, the persistence shown by those gods was unlikely to be that of normal people. They were somewhat miraculous. That’s because they were not ordinary people!

Yang Xiaowei understood it as soon as he heard it, so he asked again: Hey, do you think there is a possibility in the future that machines will replace God in people's minds?

When Cao Yu heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said: Hey, this idea of ​​yours is called jumping out of the circle again. Can't even the ceiling hold it down?!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he hurriedly said: Hey, listen to me and let me explain it to you! In order to maintain the dominance of God, does it have to talk nonsense? It talks nonsense all day long and does things that no one can understand.

Only in this way will people believe it! Right? Will the machine also learn this trick one day, let alone the nagging, and learn to cater to those ignorant people? What will happen?

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu suddenly said: Oh, you turned out to be enlightened from this perspective? I really didn’t expect this!

Upon hearing this, Yang Xiaowei said proudly: Of course! Look, I'm awesome, right?!

The old master then interjected: Well, you are indeed amazing! Only a true warrior can face the bleak life!

After Yang Xiaowei listened, he almost couldn't take it anymore! Fortunately, he was lying down, and he thought to himself, is he praising me? He said in an embarrassed and humble manner: Oh, don't say that! These two warriors

Word, I really don’t dare to take it seriously!

As soon as the old master heard this, he quickly added another sentence: Only true ignorance can find joy in a bleak life!

Look, how can people have fun with this? Yang Xiaowei became anxious when he heard it, and his face became several layers thicker! So he became more and more shameless and said: Hehe, then what kind of thing do you think I belong to?

ah?

The old master immediately rewarded him with two sanitary fairways: Then don't you think about it yourself?!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he wanted to find an angle: Didn't you say this? Why do you need me to think about it?

After listening to this, the old master was unambiguous and hurriedly said: Aren't you very good at finding angles? See if you can find an angle and think about this problem in a better way, so that you can think about it and think about it.

Understood……

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he said slyly: Hehe, your statement is very contradictory. Are you deliberately trying to create problems for me?!

The old master immediately confessed: Yes! Haven't you always claimed that you are smart? So I'm here to give you a hard time and see how you behave!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he laughed and said: Hahaha, I have seen this kind of thing too many times! Hey, why do you think people always feel so upset?

Kang Zhongcheng said: Because you can always encounter bad things! What do you think is not bad in real life? As soon as you open your eyes, you will be reminded of those troublesome things...

The old master immediately added: "There are people like you, they are very common in life, can you not be annoying?"

Yang Xiaowei's smiling face froze after hearing this, and he had to say: "I'll go! Can we think about it from another angle?"

The old master immediately said sinisterly: Look, what did I say? Or will he think about it? If this angle doesn't work, then think about it from another angle, think in circles, think in all directions, and follow this

Keep thinking about it, do you have a shape in your mind now? Yes, it slowly formed a spherical shape! In our place, this is called thinking of a ball? Go ball! You are still thinking of a ball.

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When Yang Xiaowei saw what he was doing, he was about to spit out tears! So he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Fuck you! Who can think as wildly as you do?"

When Cao Yu heard this, he came to seek justice: Then what do you think?

Upon hearing this, Yang Xiaowei hurriedly said: I was wondering why people have so many troubles? The root of pain lies in the inconsistency of logic. Do you understand?

Cao Yu was puzzled when he heard this: What can't be self-consistent? What do you want to do?

Yang Xiaowei hurriedly said: Hey, have you ever heard of that paradox? I was also inspired by his bleak life...

Cao Yu praised it as soon as he heard it: Damn! Your delay is beyond the limit! Say it quickly, hurry up!

Yang Xiaowei licked his lips and deliberately said slowly: On the one hand, we must be stupid enough so that we can find joy in a miserable life as he said, so that we can have enough reasons to persist in living.

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Cao Yu immediately pityed and said: No way? Are you tired from living? If living is really so painful, then I advise you not to persist!
To be continued...