You clean the table and I serve the soup

Author: Chop wood and carry water

So he rushed forward, picked up the two empty bowls, and without saying a word, turned around to make soup...

When Yang Xiaowei saw it, he quickly stopped him and said: Hey, hey, you don't have to! I'll go to fight later, you sit down first!

The girl thought to herself: Why don't you wipe the table with me? Where can I sit? If you come back and make a mess of hair, it will fall on me...

So he whispered: No, you can get busy!

Look, the atmosphere is rising now!

Yang Xiaowei looked at her fading back, and he couldn't help but think about it in his heart! According to the law that people like to think about good things, what do you think he will be thinking about? Is he thinking about the future?

You carry water, and I weave cloth? Oh, it's so beautiful! That's called beauty, so why do you need a thumb? Do you think he can still remember the pain that once caused him?

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Not to mention that the reason why most people have short memories like him is because they spend all day thinking about good things! ...

When I think of good things, I can forget the pain, so I can happily wait for her to come back with soup, and the two of them can show off again...

How do you think we should write the next story? One was thinking about it at night, and now he is thinking about it, just to come here to realize his dream! The other one was originally distracted and didn’t want to get into trouble for the sake of the watch.

That’s why I reluctantly wanted to have sex with you! As a result, I was treated with a lot of unwarranted idleness just now. Now that I look at him, he looks like he failed to succeed, so I feel even more disgusted!

If these two people both have their own thoughts, what will it be like when they chat? One is satisfied, the other is impatient; one is bored, the other is very interesting; the answers are not what the questions are asked, and the intentions are wrong, then

What is the scene? If you can't think of it, do you still remember the divine communication mentioned before? If you still can't remember it, just go find an AI that claims to be the best in the universe and ask!

Hi, so-and-so!

Hey, I'm here!

What happened to you just now?

What? I didn’t hear it clearly. Please say it again!

I mean, why were you so angry just now?

I'm sorry, I don't know what you are talking about? Can you make it more clear?

I mean, is it because of that watch that made you angry? Does it make you think of Alexander?

Sorry, what you said is beyond the scope of my knowledge. I need to continue to study hard!

Hey, don't be like this! If you still feel unbearable, I have an idea! I don't know whether to talk about it or not...

What's your idea? You might as well tell me!

How about we sell it together next time? What do you think?

What? I didn’t hear clearly. Can you say it again?

I mean, how about we sell it together next time! I'll go with you...

What do you mean? I don’t understand!

I mean, didn’t you see it today? Business is so good, I can’t handle it alone, why don’t you help me?!

Do you want to negotiate a partnership with me? How do you calculate the money? Who do you want to listen to?

Hey, that’s not what I meant! Don’t you think it’s nothing? Then it’s just wages! What do you think?

Oh, so you want to hire me? Then become your own boss?

Oops, who should be hired or not? Don't say it so harshly!

Tsk, you have a great idea! Do you want to hire me just because your watch is broken? It’s really just a dream, a wishful thinking!

Hehe, look at what you said, how hurtful it is! Isn’t it?

Hey, what a person you are! How did you say that? Although I don’t have any money in my pocket, I still have a lot of money in my head! You know talking about money hurts feelings, right? But if we don’t talk about money,

What else can we talk about?

Hey, what are you talking about? We can have no money in our pockets, but we can’t have no money in our heads! What do you think we should talk about?

Hehe, now I finally know why you are so poor!

I am already extremely poor! Didn’t you see it just now? Why are you still saying that I am poor?

Come on, don't think that you can show off your power with me just because you have two stinky riches! This is called being extremely poor, do you understand?

Why are we so poor? Don’t look at it. I can eat all of it without wasting it at all. Do you believe it?

Tsk, look at your little fortune, it’s like you’ve never seen money in your life! Is this what I’m talking about?

So what are you talking about? Oh, you mean to drink two bowls of soup, you have to drink one bowl and pour the other bowl, right? If you drink both bowls, you are not called a rich person?

Hehe, why are you so annoying! Why do you have to mention soup when you mention something bad? Is there a story in this soup?

You know! Not only does it have a story, it also has an accident! Are you right?

Oh, you know this too? Then why mention it? Say, did you do this on purpose?!

Of course not! You said that there were a few extra strands of protein in the soup. Can you call it intentional? If so, it would be a big deal. Not only would the uncles be alarmed, but someone might also make it up.

It entered the story and became a good story! So, of course, it’s better not to become the story! Let’s just call it a small accident. It wasn’t intentional anyway! This way, the noise can be smaller!

Haha, where did all this go? I don’t even know what to say to you!

What's wrong? Did I say something wrong? Just say what you want!

I originally wanted to say that you don’t have the numbers in your head, but now that I hear it, I feel that something is wrong!

What's wrong? What's wrong with this, tell me?

I just feel stuck because I can’t explain it! If it’s intentional, is it just making up a story? If it’s not intentional, can it be regarded as a minor accident? Do you think so?

Of course! Otherwise, how should we divide it?

It’s just because I can’t explain it that I feel so stuck in my heart!

How about I give you another way to divide it? After listening to it, will you feel better?

Who do you belong to? Do you care whether I am comfortable or not? Don’t you have any idea in your heart?

Hey, you are wrong! It is precisely because I know it in my heart that I dare to be so sure. Once I say it out, I will immediately make you feel comfortable and want to fly! Do you believe it or not?

Oh? Then I want to come and listen! If you can’t fly, what do you think you should do?

What to do? Whatever you say you should do, do it!

Okay! When I'm disturbed, just crawl over here, lie down on the ground, let me step on you, and pretend you're flying, okay?

Okay! Why not? If you kick him away, isn’t that also flying? What’s more, he’s asking you to be kicked away. Listening to it makes you feel better, and it makes people feel full of achievements. It’s so touching! . . .

Hahaha, yes! Is that okay if I don’t move? Well, we’ve settled it! Come here quickly and let me kick you!

Why? I haven’t said this yet! Why do you want to kick me?!

It's all in vain! I advise you to be honest as soon as possible and don't bother yourself! Come here quickly and lie down here honestly! Get down quickly!

I don't!

Why are you so annoying? People are almost tired of waiting! Come here quickly!

Really? Don’t you feel so excited right now?!...

Well, after playing, I will still feel very excited! Come here quickly!

Okay, are you ready?

Ready, ready, come on!

Then I just said it?

What? Didn't you want to crawl over? How could you just say "change"? Who allowed you to change "climb" to "climb"? Besides, this was so sudden, I was not prepared at all!

Hahaha, so I’m just asking you, are you ready?

What? What do you want me to prepare? You are the one who is lying down, and you are the one who is talking about. These are your affairs alone. What can I prepare?

Why don't you drool first to moisten your throat?!

Why? Are you afraid that if I kick you later and you get excited, you will be thirsty, right? It will affect your performance? Let me tell you this, if I can't kick you to the ground later, then

It's all my fault! It can't be considered a mistake, you know?

Hehe, you are so cruel!

Really? You just know this? Then what should I say? I can’t tell you that I didn’t kick you to the sky. This was really not intentional, right?!

Understood! You clearly wanted to send me away on purpose! Right?

Yes! Do you know this? Hey, now I suddenly realize that you know me very well? How did you do it? Do you think of me every day?

Of course not! I'm just afraid that you won't be able to choke when you laugh later! That's why I'm reminding you, do you want to take your saliva first?

Hahaha, you almost choked me when you said it! Hey, hurry up and say it! Don’t be such a poor person! I can’t wait any longer!

Okay, I said it! If you are interested, then you have to spend money! Just like making up a story, it requires money and effort, don’t you think so?
To be continued...