Author: Chop wood and carry water

Yan Tingting is now going to make Cao Yu happy. She doesn't know yet, but she is running as fast as she can on her way to commit suicide. She is in a good mood now, and the feeling can be described in one word, floating~~~ There is no wind.

Gone with the Wind, the feeling was no different from that of driving to the west. Looking at the young couples passing by, she happily said without saying anything: Cao Yu, you boys are really a strange species.

Cao Yu is no longer as entangled as before. Anyway, it is already like this. Everything that needs to be seen has been seen. Everything that needs to be spread has been spread. If there are too many lice, don’t bite them. If you have too many debts, don’t worry about them. The rest

He can only rely on his sharp tongue to explain clearly in the future. As for whether he can explain clearly, that is not what he has to worry about now. As a result, he became much calmer and thought about Yan Tingting.

Since this girl is always flirting with him, he also wants to touch this girl's bottom to see what she really means to him. If she just thinks about that, wouldn't things be simple?

Look, are the two of them in sync with their death-defying rhythm?

Thinking of this, Cao Yu immediately became energetic and deliberately showed indifference and said: What's wrong?

Yan Tingting glanced at Cao Yu. She was convinced that this eternal topic would definitely arouse Cao Yu's interest and make him happy, so she explained: Do you only have one thing on your mind? It's all the time.

Thinking about how to pick up girls.

Cao Yu was happy to have an in-depth discussion with Yan Tingting on this topic, so he said without hesitation: Yes.

Yan Tingting was deliberately curious: What is your purpose of picking up girls? Is it just for that?

Cao Yu said bluntly: Of course, there is no need to ask! Is there any other purpose?

Yan Tingting guided: Don't you want to chat with the girls like now, exchange ideas and so on?

Cao Yu said bluntly: I don’t want to, there’s nothing to talk about, it’s just a waste of time.

Cao Yu's titanium alloy straight man's standard talking skills are designed to catch those stupid people with big eyes and no brains. Although Yan Tingting has a brain, she quickly shrunk to a size that is better than nothing in the face of Cao Yu's fierce offensive. Strong girls are like

She likes the feeling of being ignored by you, which can stimulate her maternal nature. Yan Tingting pounced on her, took the hook in her mouth, and was willingly pulled by Cao Yu for a walk in the water. She also asked happily:

Why?

Cao Yu said in an unquestionable tone: We can't talk together. I like to play ball and games. Do you like it?

Yan Tingting was not polite, holding the hook in her mouth happily, which did not prevent her from fluttering and flexing her muscles: "If you don't like it, we can talk about something else, such as music, dancing, poetry, literature, etc. You are not

Are you pretty good at it? Why not these elegant things, you think?

When Cao Yu enters the scene, he has to act according to the routine: not very good.

Yan Tingting looked like she was a nymphomaniac and said: Why?

Cao Yu said calmly: These are all prepared for picking up girls. Don't talk about these useless things with your brothers.

Yan Tingting's face immediately darkened, and there was a faint feeling of annoyance. She looked at Cao Yu's head with cold eyes. It was obvious that she was no longer a nymphomaniac, but a sinister ghost with evil intentions. This made Cao Yu immediately angry.

Shocked, he felt a little numb and said: "Why, don't look at me like that, it's so creepy."

With a specious smile on her lips, Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu's head carefully, like a fruit seller holding a knife looking at a watermelon waiting to be slaughtered. She said: I really want to split it open with a knife and study it carefully.

Research.

Cao Yu quickly raised his hands and covered his head subconsciously and said: You must be ill, and you are not very ill. It has already reached the point of stabbing people with a knife. Do you want me to take you to the hospital to have a look?

!

Yan Tingting suddenly smiled again and cursed: You should go to the hospital! I'm just curious about how your brain circuits are developed and why you all have the same virtues and only have this one thing in your head. Everything you do is for this!

Seeing that Yan Tingting was angry for this reason, Cao Yu felt fine, so he regained his coolness and said: "Hormones, I suggest you go and find out about it."

Yan Tingting said disdainfully: Tsk, doesn’t everyone have that thing? Why do we just regard it as one of them, and can accommodate many other things? And you are all just for that, it’s really boring,

An incurable creature.

Cao Yu retorted: What is hopeless?! This is called bloody nature, do you understand?! Bloody nature includes possessiveness, desire to win, desire to conquer, desire for adventure, and other aggressive and aggressive character traits. This bloody nature is all caused by love.

Well, that's the key to attracting you.

Yan Tingting said contemptuously: Isn’t the bloody nature you are talking about primitive barbarism? It still attracts me, why have I never felt it? I’m not curious about it!

Cao Yu sneered: Being attracted to it without knowing it is a sign of illiteracy. Bloody nature is something we are born with, but it is not eternal. It will continue to be attracted by other things as we age.

It will be eaten away by other things as time goes by. It will not always be as vigorous as you think.

Yan Tingting said happily: Really?

Cao Yu said with a serious face: Of course, as a man gets older and has a wife, children, house, cook, money, etc. to worry about, there are more factors to consider, and there are more things to take into consideration, and this bloody nature will naturally disappear.

Already.

Yan Tingting said: So that’s it.

Cao Yudao: Yes, Israel has a regulation that soldiers over 45 years old must retire from active service.

Yan Tingting said: What do you mean?

Cao Yu said: After that age, the physiological and psychological functions of people have deteriorated seriously in all aspects, and they can no longer fight.

Yan Tingting said happily: Oh, that's good, we can talk when you get older.

Cao Yu smiled sinisterly and said: You have to understand that without blood, there will be no thoughts. Do you like the languid one?

Yan Tingting said deliberately and nonchalantly: I like it, I just like those soft things that don't cause trouble.

Cao Yu felt that Yan Tingting shouldn't be that kind of girl. That kind of girl wouldn't be interested in a straight guy like him, so he said strangely: "Then I'm surprised. If you don't like lively and vigorous seafood, you have to wait until it's all over."

If you put it in the pot and stew it, what is this?

Yan Tingting said vindictively: I just like this, you control me!

Cao Yu saw that Yan Tingting, the fish biting on the hook, was obviously preparing to struggle and flutter, so he immediately let go of the fishing line in his hand and said, "Okay, even if I didn't say it, we won't have to talk at that time."

Yan Tingting was curious again: Why is this?

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: If you don't have to talk, you don't have to talk. Why do you need to ask why?! He also said that you are not mentally ill.

Yan Tingting ignored it and asked herself: Cao Yu, it seems that you have a very in-depth research on this aspect. So tell me, do you think there will be true love between the two?

Cao Yu replied smoothly without thinking: Yes! If you want to talk about this, you really have to ask the right person.

Yan Tingting looked at the suddenly excited Cao Yu with suspicion and said: Really? I'm talking about the kind of love in fairy tales, the purest and most romantic true love.

Cao Yu said with a serious face: Of course, I understand what you mean, there must be some, and I long for this kind of love.

Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu, who had a serious expression, and determined that this might really be what Cao Yu was thinking. How did she know that Cao Yu had this same habit of talking to all the girls who were about to go to bed, so he spoke very smoothly, and

The perfect matching of expressions gave people a feeling of incomparable piety, and the girls were fooled again and again and never failed.

Cao Yu thought to himself, since Yan Tingting and he both have the intention to take a step in that direction, it is still necessary to check each other's trump cards. Both of them are very smart and rational. Sometimes, it is better to be a villain first and then a gentleman.

It's actually a pretty good thing.

As for business, it is clear and honest that the prices are clear and honest. It will be better if both parties know what they are willing to do. This saves everyone from deceiving others by talking about feelings. They all want to get on the boat first and pay for the tickets later. Talk from ideals.

When it comes to life, we talk about it in such a vague way, and finally we get to the real issue, which is money.

Of course money is not a problem, the problem is lack of money. Life is just firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea. How can we do it without money! Everyone was dumbfounded at this time. Everything before you and me turned into hatred. That is called hatred.

What a hateful word!

Since Yan Tingting is so proactive, Cao Yu doesn't care about face, so he might as well open the skylight and speak frankly. He guessed that Yan Tingting is most likely a girl with very open ideas. If there are not so many things, Cao Yu will certainly be happy to follow her.

She compares her skills. In his opinion, Yan Tingting lacks nothing. As long as she doesn't talk about marriage, others will never want anything from him. Wouldn't it be great if that were the case?! He was ready to take the risk

Even if you lose the bet, you won't lose anything. There is no reason not to give it a try!

Men all say they like open-minded girls, but I don’t think many men would be able to find an open-minded girl as their wife.

So when you hear him say that he likes open-minded girls, you must understand clearly that he is just saying that he hopes that you will be open to him as someone else's wife.

If you really open yourself up to him because of the encouragement from his words, and then fantasize about being his wife from now on, then I think you must be overthinking, and he actually doesn’t mean that. If you don’t believe it, just give it a try

.

Of course, Cao Yu's meaning is obvious. Now it depends on what Yan Tingting and Ou Buou want. His method of smoking is just to test her attitude. Whether it succeeds or not, this is a good thing for both of them.

At least he knew what to do next. If it happened, he would naturally deal with her immediately and settle his worries; if it didn't work, they would both give up.

Especially Yan Tingting, who hangs around in front of him all day long, teasing and flirting with him. If this continues, there will always be a day when he can't control it, which may cause harm to both of them. He now knows the harm.

, I really learned to consider the other person. At this time, Yan Tingting can be said to have just met the right time. As for whether this person is right, we have to see again.

Yan Tingting looked at the sincere face of Cao Yu, and she couldn't help but feel a little wary. If it were normal, she would certainly think that Cao Yu was full of bad things and had nothing to hold back. This expression must be that he was preparing to trick her. But here.

At this moment, facing the picturesque scenery and the charming beauty, he shouldn't not play his cards according to the routine, and he doesn't look vulgar at all, and he won't die to please her, so he has no reason not to do so.

Ah! Besides, even if he intends to do something bad, for the sake of the beauty, he can at most just keep her quiet, and he can't make anything out of the ordinary! Even if this humor is just to tease her, what does it matter? Who said that?

She is in a good mood now, Chitiao!

At this time, she was filled with fairy-like happiness in her heart, and her mind was full of beautiful fairy tales. She thought that Cao Yu might not discuss with her what she liked about Bai Xue, the princess, the prince, and the frog. She knew all of these.

I can understand who Cao Yu is. He must not be able to say such clichéd things.

She even thought that Cao Yu might have a serious discussion with her about toads. With her understanding of Cao Yu's human nature, she would be able to do such disgusting things to her. Although toads are very disgusting, they are what she is most afraid of on weekdays.

The mere sight of such things would make her tremble all over and give her goosebumps. But who is she? She is in a good mood now and can overcome anything! Although she still trembles involuntarily thinking about the appearance of a toad, she is more or less

She still had a little fondness for cuteness, so she decided to grit her teeth and let her love overflow. She was ready to try to like this toad that made her sick.

How could she have imagined that in her uneasy anticipation mixed with excitement and fear, Cao Yu, this bastard and scumbag, would directly push her into the pit and easily penetrate her cognitive bottom line. He was really a
To be continued...