Immortal wind tinkering and watching life

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Immortal wind tinkering and watching life

Yan Tingting just wanted to be with Cao Yu at this time. It didn't matter what she was doing. Being together was a kind of enjoyment, so she had to insist on going shopping. She had to find a valid reason for shopping to convince Cao Yu.

So she said, "Isn't this for you? Let's go see where there are more people after dinner. We haven't finished the market research yet!"

Cao Yudao: What else is there to see? I have already thought about it. There is a prosperous downtown area, one is the CBD, the other is the train station, and our central square. Let’s try these places first.

Yan Tingting saw that Cao Yu was confident and the plan sounded good, so she felt happy. But if this happened, her desire to go shopping would be ruined. Then how could she do it? This bullshit market research was just a cover. Shopping was just for shopping.

That’s the point!

Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu happily, her mind was racing, thinking of ideas, she praised Cao Yu and said: "Awesome, you have already thought very carefully and thoughtfully!"

Cao Yu was praised by Yan Tingting and flew into the sky. He said proudly: "Who am I?"

Yan Tingting continued to delay her thinking, chatting at random: Have you thought everything through? Is there anything missing?

Seeing that Yan Tingting changed her questioning tone again, Cao Yu was a little unhappy and said: What, do you have anything else to add?

Yan Tingting really couldn't think of anything to add at the moment, because she was thinking about dragging Cao Yu shopping and had no intention of thinking about anything else, so she said: I don't have anything to add, but we should go shopping again, maybe

What new discoveries can be made?

This kind of aimless wandering is exactly the mentality of a woman when she goes to the mall. She is not going to buy anything, she just wants to help the merchants take stock of the site. Of course, Cao Yu does not agree with Yan Tingting's argument, so he persuades her: "Don't do it."

We were wandering around and wasting time. Let's go back soon.

Yan Tingting's eyes rolled around, and she suddenly remembered a plan and said: By the way, we should wait until 4 o'clock.

Cao Yu was smart, so he said straight away: Do you want to see how they sell newspapers?

Yan Tingting praised: Smart, indeed smart! Amazing.

Men are like children, they need to be praised and praised constantly. Yan Tingting understands this well. Cao Yu is not stupid and said: I am smart, so it is clearly you who are good! Okay, let's just stroll here.

4 o'clock.

The deal was concluded immediately. They both knew who was smarter and who was more powerful, so they finished their food happily and started shopping together happily. This time they were both interested, and Yan Tingting herself

Needless to say, in Cao Yu's view, going shopping with Yan Tingting is a reward for her intelligence and ability. His interest is to accompany the little goblin next to him. No, he should be Zhiduoxing now.

Joy is always so unexpected. I have cultivated in my previous life and am a gift from God. Unexpected joy, happiness falls from the sky, and misfortune always has its foreshadowing. It is born from the heart. It is destined to be fate. These unforeseen disasters are all struck with unusual precision.

For those miserable people, this is the difference between the world and the horizon. It’s the same world, the only difference is life.

Cao Yu and Cao Yu were wandering around the street happily, enjoying their leisure time in the afternoon. Suddenly, a voice came from beside them: Two little friends, please stay.

The two of them looked for a reputation and saw an old man in his 60s sitting next to the fortune-telling stall, saying hello to them. This old man looked like a fairy. Translated into vernacular, it means that he has a sinister eyebrow and a rat's eye, and he is skinny.

, dirty, except for the purple and black hairless head, there are long gray hairs everywhere, eyebrows, beard, even nostrils, ears, and clothes are also torn.

It's tattered and shiny. Don't tell me, the little gray-yellow eyes of this bad old man are very bright, shining brightly, and he really has such a weird fairy spirit.

At this time, the old man was greeting them with a gray goatee. If this were the case normally, Yan Tingting would immediately stay away from him. The most unsightly thing for her was that people would turn their nostrils with a black hole of hair growing out of them.

He looked like a beggar, but he was in a good mood today. He looked like a fairy when he looked at the beggar, so he excitedly pulled Cao Yu towards him. Cao Yu stepped back with a look of disgust on his face and said: Let's go, let's go, you

A college student still believes this uneducated old man’s nonsense!

Today, there are probably not many people who really believe in fate, especially educated young people, but why are blood types, zodiac signs, and tarot cards still popular? Even Paul the Octopus, existence is reasonable, and in some

At certain times, everyone is still willing to do calculations. The main purpose is to predict the future, seek good luck, and get good luck. Not to make you believe it, but to make you happy! Those fortune tellers are also thief. When they see you looking happy, they will

Praise you for your good fortune and good luck; see you sad and sad, tell you you have bad luck and teach you to cure diseases and avoid disasters. This is called following the trend, otherwise who will give you money! If you are in a good mood and say that you have bad luck,

There is no way to escape, so that’s not looking for shit!

Although these fortune tellers are not highly educated, they are experienced and good at recognizing people. They have very deep routines and excellent cultivation. For the sake of money, some people are even willing to lick their toes. What else is there to do?

If there are those who are unmoved by the experience and cannot be tolerated, it is because the money given is too little, so in a sense, such people can be regarded as enlightened masters.

In the eyes of this old man, as long as passers-by can be led to this stall by him, it is already 90% successful, because those people do have things they want to solve and desires, and the next thing will be easier to handle, no matter how tricky they are.

All the guests tried to make him pay, but many of the passers-by who came to him were like Cao Yu, who had been dragged here reluctantly. He didn't know that he would not be able to escape this disaster.

Pay quickly.

When the old man saw that Cao Yu refused to come, he quickly smiled and complimented: My little friend, I think your heaven is full, your earth pavilion is round, and your hall is bright. You are the sign of great wealth and great honor, and great blessings as high as the sky. Do you want me to give you a gift?

Do you want to test your luck? It’s free of charge.

Yan Tingting was so excited by what the old man said, she giggled and pulled Cao Yu over. Cao Yu had no choice but to step forward and said casually: "What can you eat without money?"

The old man said calmly: Hey, blessings come to people who are destined to be together. You and I are destined to be together, so we don’t talk about money.

Cao Yu said: If you knew destiny, why would you still suffer poverty here?

The old man said: Do you know about the past and the next life? I am here to help others and it is God's will to go through the tribulation.

Cao Yudao: What nonsense, nonsense, I don’t understand, how can I trust you? Are you a monk or a seasoned Taoist?

The old man said: This is not important. Do you want to test your marriage or wealth? I guess you want to ask about your marriage, right?

This is no problem. The two of them are neatly dressed and the girl is pretty. It seems that they are not short of money. What else can you ask if you don't ask about marriage? Cao Yu knows this well, and he doesn't want to spoil Yan Tingting's interest by making it clear.

He laughed and said: Then tell me, will I give you money today?!

The old man didn't think about the question of whether to give money or not. The two looked like young lovers who had just dated. This type of people are the most likely to calculate marriage, and he was not afraid that they would not give money. The current question was how much to give, and

It doesn’t matter whether you give me money or not. Since you have already determined that the money will be earned, your attitude will naturally be modest and courteous. So you smiled and said: My friend, I told you, I am here today to beg for alms, not to beg for food.

How much you give depends on our fate. Five or ten yuan is not too much, and one or two yuan is not too little. You can give it as you see fit.

Yan Tingting was listening to the two of them bickering, and she got really impatient, so she came out to start a fight and said: Okay, okay, Luo Li, don't make trouble, aren't we here to have fun? Come tell your fortune, Cao Yu, do you want to tell it?

What?

Cao Yu said: I don't believe this. There's nothing to settle. Let's go.

Yan Tingting said: Okay, okay, haven't I already said it, just treat it as a play, just count it!

Seeing Cao Yu's indifferent attitude, the old man immediately took the opportunity to try and say: "If you don't believe me, little friend, I have a way. I don't need to tell you. It all depends on God's will. You can see if it works."

Yan Tingting said excitedly: Really? Let me tell you what we can do.

Seeing Yan Tingting's interest, the old man pretended to be mysterious and said: I have a book here. Tell me what you want to know. Then you can open a page and you will know it yourself.

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately became excited and said with a pious look: Is it true? It's so magical, then I'd like to try it.

Cao Yu smiled at Yan Tingting and said: I think you are really extraordinary. You believe this kind of deceptive trick!

Yan Tingting also smiled and said: I have never seen it before, why not give it a try?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Just some specious words to get your money.

Yan Tingting asked curiously: Really? Then you ask a question and let him calculate it for you to see if it is accurate.

Looking at Yan Tingting's innocent look, Cao Yu couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat. This little witch's thoughts are really endless. At this time, she seemed like a witch, immersed in the illusion of magic divination. Cao Yu couldn't bear to disturb her dream.

So he said: But I really don’t want to know anything. I know everything I need to know.

Yan Tingting reminded: By the way, calculate whether you will get rich.

Cao Yu said categorically: There is no need to calculate this, it will definitely happen!

Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu's serious look and said quietly: "So sure, then just think of something else."

Both of them know that getting rich is Cao Yu's belief. Faith can only be believed devoutly and cannot be calculated. Once calculated, it will be doubtful and the belief is not firm. And if the calculation goes wrong, then it's okay!

Cao Yu thought: What does that mean? What do I want to know?

Yan Tingting looked at him and smiled mischievously. Apart from money, there was more to it than marriage, so she waited patiently for him to jump into the pit. Suddenly she saw Cao Yu's eyes light up, and immediately knew that he had fallen into the trap, and spoke at the same time.

Said: Right!

Yan Tingting said excitedly: You tell me.

Cao Yu looked at Yan Tingting strangely and said: You say.

Yan Tingting said shyly: It's up to you to say it! Let's see if we think of going together.

Seeing Yan Tingting's expression, Cao Yu suddenly became interested, because according to his understanding of fortune-telling routines, he should find something nice to say to him. As the saying goes, only when your wishes come true can you give money! He can use this to communicate with her.

After teasing the stinky girl in front of him, girls believe in fate, and they are the easiest to accept their fate when they have no other choice. In the future, they may be able to force her to submit. When thinking of this, Cao Yu couldn't help but look at Yan Tingting and smirked proudly.

Dao: Since you believe this, then you have to accept your fate! No matter what result is calculated, we have to accept it!

When Yan Tingting saw Cao Yu's squinting eyes, she knew she wasn't holding anything back, and cursed in her heart: You scumbag, are you thinking of arranging this girl again?! I admit it, I admit it, let's forget it first

Let’s talk later!

So he said with a smile: I admit it, I admit it, just for fun, don’t take it seriously, just tell me.

Cao Yu was in full swing at this time and pressed forward step by step: What are you playing for? Are you serious or not? Do you still want to play?

Yan Tingting smiled and said: Play, play, take it seriously, take it seriously!

Cao Yu said more seriously: Please tell me clearly whether you are playing for fun or taking it seriously. Don't fool me and cheat on me if you lose!

Yan Tingting smiled and said: Take it seriously, can’t you take it seriously?
To be continued...