Chapter 94 Blowing like a flower

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 94 Blowing like a flower

Yan Tingting saw that Master Chen had already asked a question that was exhausted, so she proudly turned around and continued torturing Cao Yu and said: Hey, Cao Yu, your legs are more effortless, they are more powerful, how beautiful they look, kick back, Cao Yu,

Am I using this word professionally? Is it right?

Cao Yu admired her for her professional interruption skills, and could only show her surrender by listening but not listening. However, Yan Tingting did not intend to let Cao Yu off so lightly, and still reprimanded him for not listening carefully.

Looks like: Cao Yu, did you hear that? You have something to say!

Cao Yu was really speechless at Yan Tingting, so he said helplessly: What do you want me to say? You don't understand after I said it.

Yan Tingting had no idea: What's wrong? Why don't you tell me?

Cao Yu thought for a moment and said: Can I tell you a story about Einstein?

Yan Tingting has liked to listen to the inspirational chicken soup stories of great people since she was a child. After hearing what he said, she immediately forgot the previous question and said excitedly: Okay, okay, tell me quickly!

Cao Yu looked at this beautiful idiot with a seven-second memory and said calmly: You know that the theory of relativity is obscure, right?

Yan Tingting nodded repeatedly and said: I know, I know, stop being so verbose!

Cao Yu continued: Lovely, Einstein doesn’t think so? He thinks this thing is very easy.

Yan Tingting quickly agreed: Of course, he is a genius!

Cao Yu continued: So he made a bet with his friends that it was not profound. He would personally explain his theory to an illiterate and gangster person, and ensure that that person would understand it.

Yan Tingting immediately said excitedly: Hahaha, even I can’t understand it, can his friends believe it?!

Cao Yu followed her words and said: His friend is as smart as you. Of course he didn't believe it. He immediately agreed to the one-dollar bet and personally found an illiterate and gangster to hand over to Einstein to prevent him from cheating.

Of course Einstein didn't mind at all. He discovered this thing by himself and had no problem telling anyone about it, so he began to patiently explain it to that person...

Yan Tingting immediately became interested and said: Cao Yu, you are becoming more and more unbelievable. You know so much? It seems that I really underestimated you before. Can you still tell such a technical joke?

E=mc^2 I don’t understand either. I just want to listen. Please tell me.

Cao Yu glanced at her disdainfully, as a sign of respect for her ignorance, and then said lightly: He told the man that light is actually not what you think it is, it can be seen but cannot be touched. The man asked, oh

, then what do you think light should look like? Einstein said, in fact, light is also a real substance, and it also has weight. The person asked, then why can't I feel the weight of light? Einstein

Dao, it's actually like a bullet. Because it's very small, you don't think it has much weight. Human Dao, if you say that, I'll understand. Bullets are very small, so they move very fast.

It was so powerful that it made a "dang" sound when it hit something hard, and sparks flew out. Einstein admired the man's wisdom very much, so he said, "Yes, sir, your understanding is very strong. This beam is made of particles."

They are composed of photons. Although their individual weight is very small, because of their high speed, the speed of light is hundreds of millions of times that of bullets. If it hits any object, it can bounce around, which is even more powerful than bullets.

, it can make all non-luminous objects emit light. This is why you can see all non-luminous objects. Do you understand?

When Cao Yu said this, he raised his head and looked at Yan Tingting meaningfully. Yan Tingting listened with rapt attention and nodded repeatedly: "It's amazing. I don't know whether it's you or the old man who loves me. Anyway, I understand it."

Cao Yu joked: Yes, that man understood it just like you.

Yan Tingting didn't care whether Cao Yu was setting her up, she quickly pushed Cao Yu and said: Stop making trouble, what next?

Cao Yu pretended to be puzzled and said: What next? I understand, what else can happen next? Then it’s gone!

Yan Tingting saw that Cao Yu was doing this again, trying to whet her appetite at the critical moment, so she said angrily: "What's the matter? Look at your virtue, if you continue to arrange things, I will ignore you! Come on, I know you have something else."

!

Cao Yu was afraid of offending him and did not dare to think wildly, so he said: Of course that man understood what Einstein meant. I understand what you meant, but there is one thing I don't agree with. Einstein found it strange, how could you?

Still have questions? We can discuss one or two further. Humanity, I admit that light is really powerful, but I don’t admit that it is as powerful as you said. Einstein immediately understood what the man meant and said, what do you mean?

Understand, you may think that allowing you to see things in the dark is nothing great, so let me change the example, light energy generates electricity, is it powerful enough?

Yan Tingting interjected: It's amazing. Is that person convinced this time?

Cao Yu looked at her with a strange look and continued: The man just shook his head after hearing this. Einstein asked curiously, sir, what do you mean by shaking your head? You don't agree or you don't understand? The man said: Bullet

If it hits a person, it can make a hole in the person's body, but light cannot. Einstein argued: Light can generate electricity, but can bullets? The man shook his head in agreement, but I still think bullets are more powerful.

More powerful.

When Cao Yu said this, he suddenly asked her: Hey, by the way, Tingting, do you think bullets or light are more powerful?

Yan Tingting was stunned by his sudden question. After thinking for a while, she hesitated and said: If you want me to tell you, light is more powerful, because everything depends on the sun to grow!

Cao Yu still looked at her with strange eyes and said: This is the truth, but it is still too common for that illiterate person, and it is not convincing at all!

Yan Tingting nodded and said: Yes, something that is too common, even if it is important, will be ignored by others, and it is not convincing.

But then I thought: Hey, no, this is not a story! What did Mr. Ai say? His answer must be convincing.

Cao Yu looked at her and said nothing. Yan Tingting pushed him again and said: Stop being so pretentious. How did he answer?

Cao Yu said: He didn't know how to answer.

Yan Tingting seemed to be riding a roller coaster. She had just been sent to the sky, and suddenly she was told that there was a power outage. What is this?! She was extremely disappointed and said: No?

Cao Yu said calmly: Yes, Einstein didn’t know how to answer either.

Yan Tingting said: What should we do next?

Cao Yudao: What do you think?

Yan Tingting thought for a while, shook her head and said: I don’t know, so I’m asking you!

Cao Yu said: Yes, Einstein didn’t know either, so I asked that person, sir, what do you think this light needs to be to be powerful?

Cao Yu then turned to Yan Tingting and said, "What do you think? If it were you, how would you answer?"

Yan Tingting poked Cao Yu and urged: "Speak quickly, I'm so anxious!"

Cao Yu glanced at Yan Tingting and said calmly: That person is as anxious as you, so he said, if this light is more powerful than a mosaic, I will admit that it is more powerful than a bullet.

Yan Tingting was completely confused about the situation and said with a confused look: Mosaic? What the hell is that?

Yan Tingting's brain circuit didn't know which direction to put this tendon in. Of course she didn't understand what it meant. Cao Yu showed a proud smile and said: Yes, Einstein asked the same thing.

Mosaic? What does it mean? I don’t understand. The man replied that bullets can make holes in people’s flesh, so why can’t light penetrate through clothes?!@…

Yan Tingting thought for a long time before she got this brain circuit in the right place. She immediately shook her fist and cursed angrily: You bastard! Just say it, you are going to do it! You treat me like a nerd like Einstein, don't you think I don't do it?

Kill you!

Cao Yu parried with a smile, and said: "It's unfair, why did you become Einstein? I am obviously Einstein, okay!"

Yan Tingting asked in confusion while fighting: Are you comparing me to that gangster? I'm not as mean as you!

Cao Yu smiled and said: Do you think you are different from him? I think there is no difference between you two!

Yan Tingting said angrily: What? How did I become a gangster?! Tell me clearly, why are we the same?!

Cao Yu said with a smile: You are shouting to use your legs every day. Even if Einstein were alive, he would not be able to defeat you.

Yan Tingting was extremely excited at this time. She didn't care at all about Cao Yu's contempt for her and said: I'm just asking you because I don't understand! Tell me quickly, why don't you use legs? That's so handsome!

Seeing that she came back without any trouble, Cao Yu went crazy. He grabbed his hair with both hands and said, "Okay, what I just said is in vain. How do you want me to answer this question? We are not on the same channel at all."

We can’t talk today!

Seeing that he was a little depressed, Yan Tingting quickly smiled and said coquettishly: I listen, I listen, tell me quickly, go on, hurry up.

Of course, Cao Yu was so affected by her hand that even his bones were a few kilograms lighter. How could he still remember those worries just now? He opened his mouth, but didn't know where to start, so he sighed and said: I will talk now

Nothing comes out.

Yan Tingting asked curiously: Why?

Cao Yu said angrily: After being interrupted like this, I lost all my emotions, how can I talk anymore!

Yan Tingting suddenly opened her long eyelashes, her beautiful big eyes showed the clarity of ignorance, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, think about it carefully, I'm listening!"

Cao Yu looked at the pretty idiot in front of him and really had no other choice. He had to reorganize his thoughts and brew up his feelings. Then the words flowed out naturally like pouring beans and said: Did you see just now?

My attacks are all well designed. A straight punch at the beginning will directly destroy his left eye. This is called an electric cannon. Every move I make can make a little gangster lose his fighting ability...

Yan Tingting suddenly interrupted: Cao Yu, why don't you kick him? You are so strong, you can knock him down in one go!

Cao Yu looked confused and said: Actually, the kick is not as powerful as you think. It is far away and has a long journey. It is easy to be defended by the opponent and cannot achieve the effect of a surprise attack.

Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu who was also serious, nodded and said: Oh, I understand, you continue.

Cao Yu was stunned, and Yan Tingting said: "Go on, why are you so stunned!"

Cao Yu looked confused and said: Oh, okay, what did I just say?

Yan Tingting thought for a while and said: You said that the effect of a sneak attack cannot be achieved.

Cao Yu suddenly realized: Oh, by the way, the sneak attack effect, then I will continue... Hey, why do you keep asking about legs? It makes my train of thought confused.

Yan Tingting said seriously: "You look good with your legs. Your legs are so long, how handsome you look when you kick them!"

Cao Yu was stunned again, and stammered quickly: Next is the hand of hitting people with a school bag, which is also particular. I didn't have this chain lock in my hand at that time. It would be powerful if I had that thing. Then

You just have to hold the big head and swing it violently to prevent it from falling off, and hit it casually with the small head, but it won't kill anyone. This schoolbag and newspapers are heavier than bricks. I went to school with two bricks in a military backpack.

I have practiced this skill for many years and rarely miss...
To be continued...