"sorry Sorry......"

In the water and clouds, Fu Yu sprayed wine on Yu Jinwen's face. He was afraid of being beaten, so he quickly apologized and raised his hand to wipe him.

Yu Jinwen slapped his hand aside and just glared at him with disgust. He didn't do anything else. He must have been in a good mood and didn't bother to argue with him.

Fu Yu looked at Yu Jinwen who was wiping his face with a tissue, recalled what he had just said, and laughed belatedly.

"Are you sick?" Yu Jinwen raised his eyelids and gave him a cool look.

Fu Yu couldn't stop laughing like a crow, "I'm not laughing at you, brother, what age is this? I can still hear the word 'virgin'. I said, you and Xiao Song have been married for three years, and now

People who have been divorced and are already married for the second time, why are they still acting like they are in love with an innocent elementary school student?"

Yu Jinwen raised his indifferent eyes and looked at him coldly, "You are only a primary school student."

"Okay, okay, middle school student."

Fu Yu couldn't help but laugh, "Students are so precocious now that they wish they could kiss each other on the same day they confess their love. How about you... If you want to fall in love, you have to ask for the woman's opinion in advance. Do you think it's a business contract?"

What? The progress is too slow. Hey, how did Xiao Song respond after you confessed your love? "

Yu Jinwen stared at the ridicule on his face and didn't want to talk to him anymore, "Get out."

"Hahahahaha, I knew I had to let you go." Fu Yu's stomach hurt from laughing.

Yu Jinwen couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him over, "I tell you to get out!"

Fu Yu was kicked and finally became more honest, "Okay, okay, I won't mock you anymore. Aren't we just chatting? You tell me and I'll analyze it for you."

Yu Jinwen breathed a sigh of relief. Although the guy in front of him was very unreliable, he could still be considered a strategist.

He coughed lightly and said, "Xiao Song said she would think about it."

"Isn't this consent?"

Yu Jinwen suddenly raised his head and looked at him with a puzzled face, "It's just a matter of consideration, why did you just agree?"

"you're so dumb."

Fu Yu looked at Lao Yugan as if he were a fool, "Women are all duplicitous animals, and they are generally thin-skinned. Sometimes you can't just listen to their literal meaning, but you have to understand their underlying meaning. For example,

Say, in bed, when a woman says 'no, no, no', it actually means 'yes'."

He pinched his throat and imitated it perfectly.

"..." Yu Jinwen looked at him dubiously, "Really?"

"Of course!" Fu Yu was convinced, "For another example, you guys had a fight and the woman said 'I won't pay attention to you anymore', but she was actually saying 'Come and fucking coax me now'. Like you

You confessed your love to Xiao Song so openly today, and she didn't tell you to get lost, which means she has already agreed in her heart."

After hearing this, Yu Jinwen began to believe Fu Yu's words, and his eyes as black as paint suddenly lit up a small lamp, as bright as day.

"Really?"

Fu Yu patted his arm, "Just listen to me, I'm sure it's right! I've experienced hundreds of battles, okay?"

In fact, Luo Yin and Nan Ningsong also taught him these things when they were on the island. They didn't even talk about it like Fu Yu did, but directly acted it out to him and taught him many routines for getting along between men and women.

, otherwise he would not dare to directly confess to Nan Song like this. Nan’s father said, “The most important thing when chasing a woman is three words.”

shameless!

Yu Jinwen felt that these three words were absolutely no problem to learn from Fu Yu, so he asked shamelessly, "Then what should I do next?"

"Keep chasing! Confess your love in different ways!"

Fu Yu vowed to give him advice, "I'm telling you, this man and woman have different attitudes towards relationships. They say 'a man chases a woman across a mountain, and a woman chases a man across a veil'. It's just bullshit."

For a woman who doesn't like you and doesn't have feelings for you, you won't like her no matter how much she licks you. But it's different for women. As long as she has a little bit of affection for you and doesn't say anything to you, you can just pursue her boldly and risk your life.

No matter how shameless you are, you will catch up one day, do you understand?"

Yu Jinwen disagreed with his words, "This must be offensive."

"It depends on the person, but the probability is almost the same. No matter how strong Xiao Song is, she is still a woman in essence. No matter how weak you are, aren't you still a man?"

"..."
Chapter completed!