Chapter 639: Taishang Laozi Is Disgusted Again
After a lot of troubles, the monkey successfully became the disciple of Patriarch Bodhi and practiced hard under the disciple of Patriarch Bodhi.
Since the monkey is a protector of Buddhism, Patriarch Bodhi took special care of the monkey. Not only did he teach the monkey the seventy-two transformations of the earth evil through the Eight-nine Mysterious Techniques of the Demonic Transformation Taoism, but he also learned many skills such as somersaults.
Seeing that the monkey was about to learn the lesson, Jie Yin and Zhunti also took action again.
Above the Ten Thousand Buddhas Heaven.
Mother Zhunti looked at Jingyin Buddha and said with a smile: "Brother, it's time for me to collect the interest from that year!"
"Junior brother, just leave!"
The Buddha said with a smile.
Mother Chunti stood up and took one step forward. When she reappeared, she was already outside the Taiqing Heaven.
In the clear sky, I was refining elixirs by myself. Suddenly he opened his eyes and muttered: "Why is this guy Zhunti here? Nothing good will happen to him when he comes..."
Although he was reluctant, Taishang Laozi still looked at the boy beside him and said, "Tongzi, go and greet Mother Chunti!"
"Yes, sir!"
Xiantong hurriedly bowed and exited Taiqing Palace.
After a while, Xiantong and Mother Zhunti came to the Taiqing Palace.
Mother Zhunti looked at the Supreme Master Lao Tzu and said with a smile: "My Taoist Supreme Master is quite carefree. He makes elixirs here without caring about worldly affairs, which makes people envious!"
The words about the Buddha's mother are clearly a secret satire on the Supreme Master and me for secretly engaging in small tricks.
Taishang Laozi frowned slightly, but was not angry. He looked at Mother Zhunti and asked, "Fellow Taoist, why did you come to Taiqing Heavenly Palace?"
Mother Zhunti came to the Supreme Master Laozi, clasped her hands together, and said with a smile: "Fellow Taoist, you also know that the poor monk recently accepted a disciple named Sun Wukong!"
"Well, it's the Lingming Stone Monkey..."
Taishang Laozi said calmly.
Mother Zhunti looked at the Supreme Master Lao Tzu and said with a smile: "Fellow Supreme Master, the disciple of the poor monk is about to complete his studies, and he has to escort the pilgrims to the West to pray to the Buddha and seek scriptures. Along the way, there must be nothing that can be taken advantage of.
weapons!"
The Supreme Master made his choice without complaining. He looked at Mother Zhunti and said, "Fellow Taoist, you asked for weapons. Why don't you go to Yuqingtian to find Junior Brother Yuanshi? What are you doing here in Taiqingtian?"
Among the Three Purities, each has its own strengths.
Taishang Laozi is good at refining elixirs, Yuanshi Tianzun is good at refining weapons, and Master Tongtian is good at setting up formations.
If Mother Zhunti wants to find weapons, she should go to Yuanshi Tianzun instead of Taishang Laozi. This is putting the cart before the horse, so Taishang Laozi is also suspicious in his heart.
But Mother Zhunti looked at the Supreme Master with a smile and said with a smile: "My Taoist friend, I don't know, this disciple Pindao is a bit naughty, and it is inevitable that his hands will be stained with blood, so Pindao wants to find some merit for him."
Treasure!"
This treasure of merit is a good thing that kills people without contaminating karma. It can be said that it is a good thing for killing people and stealing goods, and seeking wealth and life.
It's just that the treasure of merit and virtue is extremely rare. Buddha Mother Zhunti asked Taishang Lao Tzu for a treasure of merit and virtue. How can this make Lao Tzu not angry?
The Supreme Master couldn't help frowning, glaring at Mother Chunti, and said in a deep voice: "Fellow Taoist Chunti, did I hear it wrong, or did you say something wrong? Merit and virtue are extremely valuable, there is nothing wrong with you, right? Do you want to be a Puppet?
Isn’t the diamond bracelet that can be transformed into a beast?”
Even though Supreme Master Lao Tzu has many treasures, he has very few treasures of merit.
Mother Zhunti looked at the Supreme Master with a smile, and was not angry. She said with a smile: "The Supreme Master is joking, how can a poor monk ask you to transform Hu Zhibao? Well, if the poor monk remembers correctly, the Taoist friend is still
There is a treasure of merit and virtue!"
"One more thing?"
The Supreme Master raised his eyebrows, his face full of suspicion, and then he understood, he frowned, and said in a deep voice: "Huh, fellow Taoist Zhunti, are you planning on Pindao's Dinghaishen needle?"
The Dinghai Needle was originally a stator lent by Taishang Laozi to Dayu to control floods and to measure the depth of river water.
Therefore, this sting was contaminated with the merits of the human king. After Dayu completed his merits, he left the sting in the East China Sea in order to suppress the four seas and prevent the human world from being flooded again.
Mother Zhunti touched her palms and smiled softly: "That's right, that's right. Fellow Taoist Master Taishang is right!"
The Supreme Master frowned upon hearing this, glared at the Mother of Buddha Chunti, and said in a deep voice: "Fellow Taoist Chunti, are you going too far? If you open your mouth to ask for a treasure of merit and virtue from a poor Taoist, you should be regarded as a poor Taoist.
Is it easy to bully?"
The smile on Mother Zhunti's face froze, and then she pulled her old face, looked at the Supreme Master, and said solemnly: "Humph, Supreme Fellow Taoist, you passed it, right? Back then, during the Conferring God War, you couldn't
To break the Immortal Killing Sword Formation, the poor monk and his senior brother did not hesitate to break up with Jie Jiao and go to the Immortal Killing Sword Formation together. For this reason, Jie Jiao now regards our Buddhist sect as the biggest enemy, with the same force as water and fire. Such cause and effect, Taoist Taoist Master, is it possible?
Have you forgotten it?"
"I remember, the poor monk, that at that time, the Supreme Taoist Fellow and the Yuanshi Fellow, you two promised the poor monk to fully support the journey to the west. The journey to the West has not yet begun. The poor monk just asked for a treasure, but the Supreme Fellow Taoist actually refused.
Humph, fellow Taoist Supreme Being, can you afford this heavenly cause and effect?"
Mother Chunti is obviously not a good person. If she is too soft, she will be hard. She will bring up old things again, seize the weakness of Taishang Laozi, and hit the key point.
The Supreme Master heard the violent twitching on his old face, took a deep breath, and said for a long time: "That's it, that's all, I'll leave it to you!"
"Haha, fellow Taoist Supreme Master, this is right!"
Mother Zhunti was overjoyed, her expression changed faster than turning the page in a book, and she laughed endlessly.
The Supreme Master was so angry that he was trembling all over, his face turned black. He glared at Mother Zhunti and was about to issue an eviction order.
Now that the goal has been achieved, Mother Chunti naturally did not want to stay any longer. Looking at the face of the Supreme Master, she stood up and said with a smile: "Fellow Supreme Master, if there is nothing else, I will leave first!"
"Please!"
The Supreme Master had a gloomy old face and said in a deep voice.
"Ha ha……"
Mother Zhunti was in a great mood and laughed.
With that said, he walked out.
After only walking a few steps, Mother Zhunti stopped again, turned to look at the Supreme Master, and said with a smile: "Fellow Supreme Taoist, on the journey to the West, I am afraid that the poor monk will have to trouble the Supreme Master again.
…”
"snort!"
The Supreme Master groaned when he heard this, and almost suffered internal injuries.
"Hahaha……"
Mother Zhunti laughed loudly, turned around, left Taiqing Heaven, and returned to Ten Thousand Buddhas Heaven.
"The villain, the villain is in power, it's hateful, it's extremely hateful..."
"Second Junior Brother, it's true. Why did you provoke these two shameless villains back then? Now, how can you repay the karma caused by heaven and earth?"
"This journey to the west has just begun, and that fellow Zhunti has tricked Pindao into a treasure of merit and virtue. I don't know what to do next? This, this, this... Second Junior Brother, Second Junior Brother, Pindao has really been tricked by you.
It’s so miserable, I regret it so much…”
Chapter completed!