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Chapter 343: Squatting there will make people nag you forever(1/2)

My substitute is Steve

"Nah, ah, ah... Xiuji!"

Fang Mo turned his head and shouted towards the corridor.

Then, in full view of everyone, the Shoggoth, which was like living petroleum slime, slowly slid over from a distance, leaving a trail of slime on the wall, and then slithered into the guest room.

"Ahhh! This is the Asphalt Demon!"

When Dongshan Xiaohong saw this, she was immediately frightened and screamed.

"Yeah!!!" Arai next to him was also frightened and lay on the ground holding his head: "What is this! Don't eat me... I promise to resign as soon as I get back!"

"Chi chi chi chi!"

When the Shoggoth saw this, he also shouted.

It doesn't mean anything else, it's just that it's fun, so it's just imitating the two of them.

"so……"

Qiu Hayakawa held his stomach and endured the pain and said, "Is this the dog you are talking about? Do you have any misunderstandings about the creature called 'dog'?"

"No misunderstanding."

Fang Mo reached out and touched Shoggoth's body: "Dogs like to eat meat and bones, and they also like their master very much. They are well-behaved and cute, and they can understand the master's simple commands, right?"

"Of course not!"

The person who retorted this time was Denji: "I also like to eat meat and bones. Am I a dog?"

"Huh? Aren't you?"

Fang Mo asked a question first, then took out a bone and handed it over: "Dianci, hey hey..."

"Brother, your bones have no meat at all." Denci said in disgust at first, but the next second he helplessly stretched out his hand to pick up the bones: "There is really no choice but to go home and boil it in water. Once it's done, make it into soup and drink it."

"Hello!"

Seeing this scene, Hayakawa Akira couldn't help but said, "Wait a minute, isn't there something wrong with the shape of this bone?"

[To tell you the truth, I have been using the Changing Source app recently to read and catch up on updates. Changing sources allows me to read aloud with more sounds.

"It looks like..."

Ji Ye's expression next to him also changed slightly: "It looks like a human leg bone."

"Why!?"

Denci was also shocked when he heard this: "No, wouldn't that be disgusting?"

"This is Xiaobai...the skeleton archer's bone." Fang Mo saw that he didn't want it, so he simply threw it away and threw the bone directly to the Shoggoth next to him: "Even if you have never encountered a real Undead creatures...you've played the game before, right? Don't you know about the skeleton soldiers?"

"It's useless even if you say so..."

Hayakawa Qiu held his stomach, obviously not believing Fang Mo's words at all.

"Ah, yes, yes, this is a stupid human leg bone." Fang Mo also laughed angrily and said directly: "This is the leg bone of the last person who made a contract with me. Everyone who makes a contract with me will be treated badly. Damn it, are you satisfied?"

"..."

Hayakawa Qiu calmed down after hearing this, as if he accepted this statement.

"That's why I hate your world. Every one of them is like a walking zombie. They don't even try to struggle when they hear that they are going to die." Fang Mo also sighed when he saw this: "I don't care what you are doing. I’ve refreshed my mind... As expected, it’s better to cut the moon.”

"Don't cut the moon."

After hearing this, Hayakawa Qiu spoke up: "The contract between us has not reached that level yet...ahem...hiss..."

It's a pity that he hurt his wound just halfway through his words, and his face became distorted with pain.

"Qiu Jun, please stop talking." Ji Ye also advised him when he saw this, and then turned to look at Pava: "Did the Blood Demon just help Qiu Jun stop the bleeding?"

"I've already stopped it for him."

Pava said: "After all, if the little braided man dies, no one will be able to cook for me."

"I have nothing serious to do."

After hearing the conversation between the two, Hayakawa Qiu also explained: "I... have eaten his meat slices, and my body is much stronger than before. Xiaohong's knife should not have hurt my vitals."

"Meat slices?"

Ji Ye was stunned for a moment after hearing this.

"Oh, it's just a way to make him stronger."

Fang Mo explained briefly, then turned to look at Hayakawa Qiu: "So do you want to eat more? You are too weak now. Just a kitchen knife can break your defense, at least you have to

Let’s get some thicker skin first, or a more powerful weapon or something.”

"The price..."

"I lost two things in Japan." Fang Mo said with a smile: "You can accompany me to find them later."

"What did you lose?"

Hayakawa Qiu asked a little strangely.

"It's not something very important." Fang Mo scratched his head casually: "It's just... two atomic bombs were dropped."

"ha?"

Hayakawa Akira was stunned for a moment after hearing this: "What is that? It sounds very similar to bullets...is it related to the Gun Demon?"

Yes, because the nuclear bomb demon was devoured, the world has also forgotten the concept of nuclear bombs.

"It has nothing to do with the Gun Demon."

Fang Mo shook his head.

"Okay." Hayakawa Qiu heard this and nodded in agreement: "I agree, please let me become stronger."

"Eat this thing first."

Fang Mo said and threw a golden apple directly at him.

Hayakawa Qiu raised his hand to take the golden apple, but he did not move immediately. Instead, he stared at the thing hesitantly for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to close his eyes and bite it.

With the sound of the card being rubbed, the sweet and sour juice filled the entire mouth.

"!?"

Hayakawa Qiu opened his eyes in shock.

"Hey, hey, what's your expression?" Fang Mo joked happily: "Is it because you haven't eaten enough shit? Then don't worry, I will make you a real one when I have time next time.

The Sword in Shit, well, what do you think about calling it Shit Curry Stick?"

"Shut up!"

After hearing this, Hayakawa Akira immediately shouted: "I've eaten enough shit, okay?!"

"What?"

Ji Ye next to him covered his mouth in surprise after hearing this: "Qiujun, for the sake of strength, you actually..."

Not only Himeno, but Higashiyama Xiaohong and Arai also looked at him in shock after hearing Hayakawa Akira's words, and Arai blurted out subconsciously: "As expected of a senior, in order to defeat the Demon of the Gun, he even

This kind of thing can be done..."

"It can't be done!"

Hayakawa Qiu broke down and roared again.

"Hahaha!"

After hearing this, Fang Mo couldn't help but laugh out loud. He walked over and patted Hayakawa Qiu on the shoulder, and said sincerely: "Old...Old Qiu, I can understand how you feel now. It's the feeling that you don't feel the same."

The feeling of accidentally exposing one's secret and then being publicly executed, squatting there, having no future, and making people nag me for the rest of my life..."

"You devil!"

Hayakawa Qiu gritted his teeth and looked at Fang Mo: "Did you plan this kind of thing a long time ago?"

"You said this yourself."

Fang Mo reminded with a smile.

"I'm not telling you!" Hayakawa Qiu shouted first, and then quickly turned to explain to the others: "I'm not, I didn't, don't listen to his nonsense..."

However, no one spoke at all and just looked at him silently.

"How can it be repaired?"

Seeing this scene, Hayakawa Akira couldn't help but hammer the floor hard.

It was obvious that he couldn't explain this matter clearly, and if he continued to talk about it, it would only get darker and darker. Thinking of this, Qiu Hayakawa was really angry and anxious. He didn't expect that he had just completed the transaction with Fang Mo, and the price would be high in the next second.

It's here, and it's the social death that he can't accept the most.

But at this moment, Fang Mo suddenly patted his shoulder again and said seriously.

"In fact, sometimes, people will inevitably have some negative thoughts in their minds, such as 'Who can help me destroy the earth?' This means that you are too tired and need a good rest."
To be continued...
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