Chapter 516 Our pet dog wakes up(1/2)
"Master Gu Yi, are you menopausal?"
The girl blinked her big eyes and asked like a simple curious baby.
"..."
After hearing this question, Gu Yi's hand, which was about to turn the pages of the magic book, instantly floated in the air, and a stunned expression appeared on her face. You know, she has spent nearly a thousand years.
, but no one has ever asked her such a question.
But after all, he is the Supreme Mage, and Gu Yi is still very stable in terms of mentality.
She first observed the girl carefully, then raised her head to look at Fang Mo who was not far away. She thought for a moment and then reacted immediately.
"She...is your companion, right?"
Gu Yi looked at Fang Mo, pondered for a while and then asked.
"Damn it, your eyesight is pretty good." After hearing Gu Yi's question, Fang Mo also showed a slightly surprised expression: "You can even see this?"
"Actually...I heard it."
A helpless expression appeared on Gu Yi's face: "She is so similar to you, and she is not a human body. Just think about it and you will know what is going on."
"Then since you have seen it all, let me introduce it to you."
Unlike Gu Yi's helpless face, Fang Mo was quite happy. He slowly walked over from a distance, then pointed at the little demon next to him: "This is my partner, little demon."
, of course, if you define it according to your Kama Taj’s view of the Dimension Demon…she should be regarded as my dependent.”
After introducing his partner, Fang Mo pointed at Gu Yi and turned to his partner: "You don't need me to introduce this one, right?"
"If you listen to the question I just asked her, you will know that there is no need."
The little demon spread his hands and said.
"Oh, that's right."
Hearing this, Fang Mo also nodded.
But when he mentioned the question just now, Fang Mo suddenly raised his head and looked at Master Gu Yi in front of him: "But it is true, the question she just asked... I am also very curious, so can you explain it to us?
Confused?"
"..."
After hearing what Fang Mo said, Gu Yi obviously started to have a headache.
"No, why haven't you moved yet?"
Seeing that Gu Yi didn't say anything, Fang Mo couldn't help but speak again: "What? Is it because this issue is very private, so it's inconvenient to tell me? That's okay, I can also become a magnetic track.
…”
"...the power of the dark dimension can not only prolong life, but also heal all injuries."
Under Fang Mo's continuous questioning, Gu Yi, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke: "Kama Taj's magic system is like this. We extract energy from other dimensions to perform magic, such as modern disabilities or terminal illnesses.
Things that medicine can't currently solve, we can convince our bodies to overcome them."
Although what Gu Yi said was very cryptic, the two of them still understood the meaning. It was obvious that Gu Yi's body functions were still very normal.
But the more this happens.
Fang Mo admired him even more.
You know, girls will always be very irritable for a few days every month. After all, when their stomach hurts, all kinds of negative emotions will come up directly.
Fang Mo has also talked about girlfriends and knows that sometimes they really can't even control themselves.
However, Gu Yi was able to persist in this situation for nearly a thousand years.
For a normal girl, assuming she starts having sex at the age of thirteen and goes through menopause at the age of fifty, it will take about thirty-seven years for her to have her first baby.
Calculated on average, if the pain occurs more regularly, after excluding various accidents, the stomach will hurt more than 400 times. If the pain lasts for three days at a time, a girl will have more than 1,300 stomach pains in her lifetime.
sky.
But Gu Yi was more impressive. Assuming she only lived for more than 800 years, she would have been in pain for nearly 30,000 days. If you think about it carefully, this is such a torture.
She has guarded the earth conscientiously for nearly a thousand years.
But in the end, no one even reminded her to drink more hot water.
According to Fang Mo's idea, the reason why the Supreme Mage Gu Yi no longer wants to live and plans to find Strange to replace him is probably because he came up with the idea during his menstrual period, because he was too emo, and he is like this.
I felt uncomfortable and had to guard against the invasion of dimensional demons every day. As time went by, I naturally couldn’t think about it anymore.
And the reason why she chose Strange may be because he is a gentleman and has no such worries at all.
"Shocked! Dormammu's power is so terrifying!"
Thinking of this, Fang Mo also immediately shouted: "The dark dimension is extremely dangerous, and the Supreme Mage's crown has been bleeding for nearly a thousand years. Later generations will record it in the annals of history and call it...a thousand-year bloody battle!"
"So you convinced your body to turn the ovaries back into ovaries?"
In addition to Fang Mo, the little demon next to him also had a surprised look on his face; "Wow, it's so powerful. Is Kama Taj's magic so unreasonable? Can I also convince my body that it's not right?"
Come to Li for a holiday? You know...that thing is annoying."
"Then you can try asking him for help."
When Gu Yi heard this, he directly raised his finger and pointed at Xia Mo.
"……Eh?"
However, after hearing Gu Yi's words, the little demon was also stunned, but she quickly reacted, and a strange look appeared on her little face: "No... are you the Supreme Mage or the Supreme Dirty Master?
Then why don’t you have a child with Dormammu?”
"What? What are you talking about?"
After seeing the other party's performance, Gu Yi seemed a little troubled on his face: "I mean, Fang Mo has swallowed up Dormammu's dark dimension. At present, he is almost one of the most powerful dimensional demons. You
If you want to practice magic to block your menstrual period, you can borrow power from him..."
"ah……"
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"What's more, for now, I don't think you are worried about that kind of thing." Gu Yi thought for a while and then added: "After all, you look... very young."
"Pfft...pfft..."
After Fang Mo heard the conversation between the two, he couldn't hold back any longer. He was holding back his laughter as if he was sifting chaff, and his whole body was shaking.
"Um!?"
The little demon raised his eyebrows and immediately turned his head to look at Fang Mo fiercely.
"..."
When Fang Mo saw this, his expression immediately became serious. He quickly pretended to be nonchalant and turned around to admire the scenery next to him.
"You old pervert..."
Xiao Yao gritted her teeth and stared at Fang Mo, but soon she suddenly sighed helplessly, turned around and explained to Gu Yi: "Actually, it was him who made me look like this. I didn't look like this originally.
It was him who practiced..."
"Hey, I don't want to say this casually!"
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately started to explain: "At the beginning, you just gave me a bunch of memories. Then when I snapped my fingers, I didn't think about anything. It was you who became like this, okay? And at the time, we
When we were in the dream, you were not the same as yourself, and there was the COS Golden Retriever Princess..."
"Nonsense, I was playing games in my dream."
Not to be outdone, the little demon replied: "My character in the star realm is just that way. I happened to dream about exploring it that day. If you know a hammer, you can just talk nonsense... And who said that what I gave you was a memory?"
"Huh? Isn't it?"
After hearing Xiaoyao's explanation, Fang Mo couldn't help but be stunned: "But when I checked, I found that it was just a bunch of memories..."
"That's because you're an idiot."
Xiaoyao rolled his eyes: "I know what you were thinking at the time... When I sent you the photo for the first time, you just kept smiling and saying, hehe, the little one is also very cute.
, you must not have had any good intentions in mind when you snapped your fingers, right?"
"Don't slander someone's innocence with empty words."
Fang Mo said with a guilty conscience: "Then...if you don't like the way he looks now, haven't I told you about the function of customizing Steve? Just make a new appearance for yourself.
"
"...Well, forget it."
However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that Xiao Yao shook his head in surprise: "That's it for now."
"But don't you like it?"
Fang Mo touched his head.
"Well...it's not that I don't like it at all." The little demon shrugged and said: "The main thing is that if you keep it like this, you won't be able to think wrongly, right? Otherwise, I will just slam it into a copper-smelting shit basin.
To be continued...