Chapter 711: Let me tell you, the tauren like you the most...(1/2)
Fang Mo had never thought about it before.
Is there anything in this world that can give me a headache?
Until just now, he realized a few craftsman soul weapons with a twitch in his mind, and saw this terrifying scene like a group of demons dancing...
In fact, when these weapons were first realized.
The situation was still barely under control.
Fang Mo only took out five weapons, namely the Demonic Sword of Fire Levadin, the Divine Sword of Light Krausoras, the Degenerate Black Hole Sword, the Shit Sword, and the Shoggoth Dark Sword.
Similar to Mayuling cleaver.
These weapons are used when they first gain intelligence.
On the contrary, he is relatively quiet, probably feeling dazed and curious about everything around him.
But Ma Yuling's chopping knife was so crazy that he saw that his companions also had spiritual wisdom. This made him so excited that he flew back and forth in the room. He was so happy that he almost couldn't control himself: "Haha
!I have a brother too!”
I saw him flying around in the sky for a long time.
He quickly landed again, picked up a weapon at random, leaned over and said coquettishly: "Hey, hey, buddy, can you say something?"
"..."
Levadin's sword turned towards him. He obviously heard it, but for some reason he didn't speak.
"No, brother, why don't you say something?"
However, Ma Yuling's machete didn't care about this and just took care of himself. He patted Levatin's sword with the back of the knife and said: "Let me introduce myself. I am Ma Pi. Our master is a
I am a pony lover, so I am the one I like to use most on weekdays... May I ask what kind of hack you do?"
"..."
When Levatin heard this, the entire sword couldn't help but began to vibrate.
"Could it be a round chop?"
Mayuling Cidao suddenly asked with a mean smile.
"You scold again!?"
Now Levadin finally couldn't bear it anymore. With a sudden bang, the sword ignited with flames as bright as the sun, and the terrifying temperature turned everything around it into ashes.
"I'll go! Xiaoshaochi!"
Seeing this, Ma Yuling stepped back and said, "I love you so much, it's too hot!"
"Keep your eyes open for me and take a good look!" Levadin's temper seemed to be particularly violent, and even his voice seemed to be roaring angrily: "You are the only one here who is the stupid cleaver! We are all swords
!It is the most noble weapon!"
"Ah, yes, yes, are you good at swordsmanship?"
Mayuling said with a knife.
"You kid, if you keep talking like that, I'm afraid you're going to get shit all over your head..."
At this moment, a strange brown giant sword not far away also spoke with a humorous tone: "That's good, why don't we shake hands and make peace?"
Just as he said that, the brown giant sword stretched its sticky tip towards Mayuling's chopping knife.
"What the hell are you!?"
When Ma Yuling saw this, she couldn't help but exclaimed, and then turned to look at Fang Mo: "Boss, is this thing... is it the Masala Blade, India's most precious treasure!?"
"Hehe, I'm Qingan Sword's good friend, Yuchang Sword." The other party explained, while smiling and approaching Ma Yuling's cleaver: "You can also call me Shi Zhenxiang, come on, come on, don't be afraid, I can
What I like most is fencing with my good brothers.”
"In your mouth! You are talking with something that looks like shit in your mouth!!!"
Mayuling's chopping knife flew backward crazily, and at the same time she shouted almost sadly: "Don't come over!"
"Okay, okay, Brother Shi, please stop teasing him."
Fortunately, at this moment, Rexolaus, the Sword of Light here, finally spoke. His voice sounded rustic, frivolous and seemed to have a little magnetism, which was quite pleasant to hear: "He has followed the master's time at least.
The longest weapon, we have to give Big Brother some face."
"Yeah, that's true."
The slimy brown giant sword paused when he heard this: "Then I won't tease him anymore."
"Huh, this, this is right."
When Ma Yuling heard this, he seemed to be relieved, and then he couldn't help but talk: "After all, Xiaoguang is right. In terms of seniority, I am the oldest one here, and I am also the only one left."
It’s a cleaver, so be it, the owner didn’t like my previous name anyway… Then why don’t everyone just call me Brother Dao from now on.”
"Le, Brother Dao is okay." Klausolas, the Sword of Light, couldn't hold back after hearing this: "Brother Dao, can you bite the lighter?"
"Well, then I'll show you a biting Levatin..."
"You are seeking death!!!"
"Hey Brother Dao, what's the point of you biting my Brother Huozi? You have the ability to bite me!"
"You look down on me, don't you? Just bite me!"
"Hangchi, bah, bah, bah, gulu... vomit!!!"
…
If we talk about Fang Mo's Mayuling chopping knife.
It can be compared to Uncle Wolf’s Lao Ba brand cigarette in X-Men.
So with the living weapons in this room right now... Fang Mo felt as if he had turned into Jotaro Kujo, preparing to perform a unique trick of 'smoking five cigarettes in one breath' for everyone.
Can't bear it.
I really can't bear it.
Fang Mo was shocked to find for the first time that when these weapons went crazy, he didn't even have a chance to intervene.
Mainly because it’s not easy to speak.
After all, the smell in this room is a bit strong now.
Originally, only the Shit Sword was strong enough, but Levadin's character was still a grumpy old man, and he would get physically angry at every turn. This made the whole room uninhabitable, and Fang Mo even worried about Celia for a while.
Knock on the door and ask yourself if shit is cooking in the room.
Fang Mo just realized a few weapons, and the whole scene was as chaotic as a dark descendant meeting, with so many flaws that it was impossible to handle it.
Now it seems that he is also glad that he only realized these weapons.
If you could touch it all in one go.
Not to mention this tree house, the whole of Hutton Mar will probably explode.
After all, all of the weapons now realized by Fang Mo have world-destroying power.
Not to mention the Demonic Sword of Fire Levadin and the Sword of Light Clothoras, just this shit sword... Although it doesn't look very good, it will definitely be very scary when it goes crazy.
This thing was an idea proposed by Fang Mo.
Then leave it to your partner to collect materials and create weapons.
Originally, the previous Shit Sword was just a weapon used for doing chores, but now that this ghost thing has been recast, it has been strengthened by the little demon with meteorites and hot springs, so it can not only summon meteorite, but also
It can be directly inserted into the ground to create chocolate hot springs.
Question: What disaster makes people more desperate than the world-destroying flood?
Answer: Add some more E. coli to the flood water.
…
all in all.
After summoning these evildoers.
Fang Mo was tortured by them all night and barely slept.
After all, the smell in this tree house was too strong. Even if Fang Mo repaired it with the ability of the arcane ring to control plants, he still felt uneasy, and in the end he had no choice but to spend money to live out.
Of course to compensate Celia.
Fang Mo couldn't help but give the other party a gold nugget.
"Adventurer, what are you...?" Celia was obviously stunned after seeing this gold nugget.
"Hey, my Celia." Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly sighed without warning, then reached out and touched the other party's hair, and said in a deliberately deep tone: "Please forgive me for leaving without saying goodbye. Now I have
Now that we have the money, we can continue to protect the Arad continent."
"……What?"
Of course Celia didn't understand, and her face was full of confusion: "Adventurer, have we known each other before?"
To be continued...