Chapter 961 Do you want to see what you are saying!!!(1/2)
"So it was you who lured him to the house?"
Looking at Wilhelm, who was kneeling straight at the door with a piece of twilight thorn on his back, Fang Mo couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
"Yes, yes."
Natsuki Subaru's eyes were obviously a little wandering: "Master... the main thing is that I also want to breathe a sigh of relief for you, Brother Dongwen. After all, this old man Wilhelm is too ignorant of praise, isn't he?"
"That's right, then I have to thank you."
Fang Mo nodded thoughtfully, and before Natsuki Subaru could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly kicked him on the calf bone: "How dare you lie to me, you stinky little brother? I used to
You were not even born when the deception was committed!”
"Ouch, what are you doing..."
Cai Yue Subaru suddenly fell to the ground holding his calves: "Brother Dongwen, please don't hit me. It's not me who provoked you. Go hit Mr. Wilhelm!"
"Do you think I will let him go?"
Fang Mo was full of momentum. At this moment, he raised his eyes to look at Wilhelm not far away, and then took out an ink sac from nowhere as if by magic: "Today, my brother will let you experience the essence of online games."
, that is, drawing cards..."
Speaking of which.
He threw the ink sac directly at Wilhelm.
Wilhelm did not hide, so these ink sacs hit him directly. There was no harm, but the ink dyed his whole body black.
"Um?"
Seeing this scene, Natsuki Subaru suddenly had an ominous premonition: "Wait a minute, Brother Dongwen, does the card drawing in your mouth mean..."
However, this was not finished yet.
Fang Mo stretched out his hand directly in front of Natsuki Subaru, and then pointed somewhere.
"Xiao Cai."
Fang Mo clenched his fists eagerly and suddenly became interested: "Lend me the copper coin whip..."
"This is not a card draw!" Natsuki Subaru couldn't help shouting when he heard this, and then seeing Fang Mo getting closer, he also hurriedly backed away: "And don't use my whip, Brother Dongwen!
Stop it! No...this is exclusive equipment that only Emilia can use!!!"
"Are you sure I want to use my own weapon?"
Fang Mo spread his hands, and then took out Levadin's sword hilt: "If I strike with this sword, this old guy will probably die..."
"Then why don't you just use that thorn?"
Natsuki Subaru covered his vitals and took a few steps back nervously: "Isn't...isn't this how the Chinese idiom of asking for forgiveness comes from? You see, Mr. Wilhelm is already prepared!"
"Um?"
After hearing this, Fang Mo also took a look at Wilhelm not far away.
"Yes, that's right."
Wilhelm also spoke seriously: "Your Excellency Dongwen, I failed to accept your kindness before. Please forgive me for this rudeness. No matter what kind of torture you inflict on me, it doesn't matter, as long as Trey can be
Sia, she..."
However, he didn't wait for the other party to finish speaking.
Fang Mo had already raised his hand and waved a stream of green light.
A crisp sound sounded, and the twilight thorns twisted into a ferocious green whip, tearing apart the opponent's clothes and flesh at the same time.
"..."
Wilhelm just grunted and did not shout.
"Ah this..."
Natsuki Subaru couldn't help but feel a little worried when he saw this. After all, the whip looked so painful.
"Do you regret it now?"
However, looking at Fang Mo at this moment, he had no intention of stopping. Instead, he spoke righteously: "I tell you...it's too late! There are three types of people I hate the most in my life. One is the goddess who licks the dog."
There is one type of people who are duplicitous, and the other type is people like you who don’t know how to praise!”
"Brother Dongwen feels like he has scolded more than one person with his words..."
When Natsuki Subaru next to him heard this, he suddenly felt a little nervous in his heart.
"That's who we players are."
However, Fang Mo ignored the other party's complaints, and instead spread his hands and said, "If you know how to promote, I will clear it for you no matter how difficult the side mission is, but if you don't know how to promote... let alone side tasks."
, even if you have no health bar, I still have to find a way to kill you!"
Speaking of which.
Fang Mo rounded his arms again and started to slap the person.
Although a whip is not as good as a sword, it is full of thorns after all, so soon Wilhelm turned into a bloody man, and the clothes on his upper body were beaten to pieces.
"Brother Dongwen, why don't you strike more gently."
Seeing this scene, Natsuki Subaru really couldn't bear it anymore and started to persuade him: "If we continue fighting like this, someone will die, right?"
"Xiao Cai, you don't understand this."
When Fang Mo heard this, he turned to him confidently and smiled: "Do you know what black people and pillows have in common?"
"Ah? What else do these have in common..."
"The harder you hit, the more cotton you'll get."
"Haha... No! Don't make fun of race!" Natsuki Subaru almost couldn't hold back when he heard this. He could only say that he had been too seriously assimilated by Xie Dongwen's thoughts these days, but fortunately he still came back at the critical moment.
A sudden thought came to him: "Hell jokes are too immoral, okay?"
"You're laughing so hard, I can tell you've never played Angsa Colonization Simulator. Hell's joke is legit in hell, okay?"
Fang Mo just grinned, but the whip in his hand showed no sign of stopping. Instead, he whipped it back while reciting a limerick.
"Texa, eight hundred miles away, was once a rich land for native Indians~?"
"Once Angsa appeared out of thin air, killed people, set fires and cut scalps~?"
"Whatever burnings, looting, slave trade, extinction of species, and bizarre deaths are all protected by the Christian ancestors, and there are Thanksgiving turkeys~~?"
Halfway through the song, Fang Mo turned his head and looked at Natsuki Subaru:
"Lao Mei even smoked real people over there, so what's wrong with me just smoking an NPC character?"
"I really..."
When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he felt like the sky was falling. It was hard to imagine what kind of games this guy usually played. He was mentally disturbed, okay?
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! I kept my mouth open for a long time without wanting to speak.
Natsuki Subaru finally gave up the urge to try to persuade Fang Mo.
He glanced at the other party cautiously, then quietly took two steps back. After making sure the distance was far enough, he began to murmur in a low voice: "It's okay. Mr. Wilhelm is always strong and doesn't feel any pain at all. This
Just hurt him a little and he'll be fine..."
I have to say that this kind of protection is really outrageous.
After mastering its usage, the effects of this thing can even spread to other people.
As early as in the forest on the border of Mezasi, Natsuki Subaru had mastered this method and strengthened Rem by accident.
And this moment is no exception.
Wilhelm originally felt unbearable pain in his body, but soon he was surprised to find that he didn't feel any pain at all, and the bloody wounds stopped bleeding and continued at a speed visible to the naked eye.
of healing.
"...?"
This strange scene made him stunned for a moment.
However, because it was dark at night and his body was covered with blood plasma and scraps of clothing, these wounds were healed and hidden, making it difficult for others to notice.
However, Natsuki Subaru was not done yet just by protecting his opponent.
It didn't take long.
He secretly released his pet Shoggoth while Fang Mo wasn't paying attention.
"Go quickly." Natsuki Subaru held the little slime ball in his hand and whispered to it: "Hurry up and find Reinhardt to come to the rescue... Their grandfathers are in this civil war!"
"vegetable……"
Shoggoth shouted, then turned and disappeared into the darkness.
"Xiao Cai, what are you mumbling about?"
The Shoggoths had just left when Fang Mo suddenly turned his head and glanced at him for no apparent reason: "Why did I just hear you calling me grandpa?"
To be continued...