“…”

We were staring at each other like cockfighting for a long time. I finally spoke barely and coughed hard: "Cough! This... you guys, you probably know that making a movie is very expensive, right? Even in China, a low-cost movie will cost at least several million..."

Speaking of this, I suddenly realized that this is not a problem for these guys.

Whether it is Qiao Qiao or Aze, where are they people who are short of money?

"There are also filming, production, distribution of movies..."

"You are here all this!" Qiao Qiao gave me a charming look: "You also have a deep blue entertainment company, and the film company in Hollywood in the United States..."

"Oh..." I sighed and smiled bitterly: "Where is the box office appeal?"

With a question from me, the new four jackals were shameless and drifted to Lei Xiaohu, and Qiao Qiao even kicked him gently from behind.

"...Okay." Looking at Lei Xiaohu's betrayal expression, I sighed: "Even if Xiaohu is a laborer for you...but..."

"No, but!" Qiao Qiao smiled arrogantly, "This movie will definitely be a great movie! And it will trample on the movie you are going to shoot. Chen Yang, you accept your fate...haha."

Rolling my eyes, I started reading the script first...

Well, screenwriter: Mutou...

The title of the film "The Bloody History of Heroes...

Uh, how to say it, the words at the beginning are barely visible - what can you expect a guy with a scalpel to smell full of formalin to write?

However, then look back:

"...Bloody Love History - A joke about the Three Kingdoms: The Three Heroes of the Tiger Prison vs. Lu Bu's Four Great Jackals"

Damn! I got angry from my heart, and evil came to my courage! I couldn't help but slap my thighs! What a shit this!!

Cast list:

Liu Bei: Aze (a sweaty big-eared thief!)

Guan Yu: Mutou (Wood plays Guan Erge likes little? Uh... Imagine Wood's face red with shoe polish...)

Zhang Fei: Lei Xiaohu (this... a handsome guy with gorgeous temperament plays Zhang Fei with a fierce leopard head and a ring-eyed eye. I guess Xiaohu's fans will cry all over).

Diao Chan...how can Diao Chan still exist?

After looking at these guys, Aze immediately said: "Since it's love history, how can there be no female characters? Just kidding! Which popular works are not many heroines now? The audience was dazzled and shouted: Push it down!! There is only one of us, which is very traditional!"

All right!

Diao Chan: Xiaocai is a mystery to A Mei... (Uh. Why don’t you let Qiao Qiao play?)

at last……

Damn! This is too outrageous!

Lu Bu: Qiao, Qiao Qiao??!!

After swallowing hard, I suppressed Qiao Qiao's murderous eyes, and then I asked carefully: "You... are sure? Qiao Qiao's cross-dressing...Lu Bu?"

Obviously, I asked for nothing, because these guys have very good reasons!

A Mei nodded seriously: "Lu Bu is lustful!"

Aze spoke in a decisive tone: "Lu Bu was defended by Biao!"

Mu Tu sighed bitterly: "Lu Bu is invincible!!"

Lei Xiaohu immediately dodged a few steps, then pointed at Qiao Qiao from afar: "This woman is the same!"

Me: "…………you are right!"

...

In front of Hulao Pass, there are 100,000 iron armor, swords and guns, and murderous aura!

Lu Bu among people, Red Rabbit among horses... Miss Qiao immediately slashed her sword, facing 100,000 enemies standing in front of the pass... Uh, wait! Lu Bu used the land not as a knife, but Fang Tian's painting halberd, right?

You care so much! Miss Qiao likes to use knives! No! Without knives, how can they "cut chickens"!

Miss Lu loudly boosted morale: "My goal is to kill half of the people (men) in the world. Then put half of the people (women) in the world into my harem to give them happiness and favor! So, Diao Chan, you belong to me!!"

Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu made a grand appearance), holding a sharp sword (don't ask me why Zhang Fei doesn't use a snake spear, if you have the courage, you can ask the four jackals yourself): 克! Three-sex slaves! Bold man! Lu Bu baby! Doll know your three generals! Don't you dismount and surrender quickly!

Lu Bu (Miss Qiao): Humph! Trash is garbage! Cannon fodder is cannon fodder! You should retreat gorgeously! How can a guy like you understand the mystery of gorgeousness? It’s better to go back quickly to create beauty!

Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu): Humph! Sword is a weapon! Sword technique is a trick to kill people! No matter how gorgeous the language is to conceal it, this is always an unchanging fact!

(I squirt! What a great version of Mr. Zhang San!)

Miss Lu: "Ahh! Look at my unparalleled and gorgeous mystery! True and the six paths of reincarnation!"

(Uh... the six realms of reincarnation? What a familiar name...)

Classmate Zhang Xiaohu: Ah... (screaming)

The red-faced brother Mu appeared: "Misser! Don't be afraid! I'll help you!"

Miss Lu: "Another cannon fodder to die... Look at my unique skills..."

The second brother of the red face: "Haha! Idiot. Don't you know that in front of the real Saint Seiya, the same trick cannot be used for the second time!"

Miss Lu: "Hmph, what do you know! How can you use the gorgeous tricks for the second time? Look at my unique skills! Evil! That is! Kill! Until death!"

(Damn... Saito Ichi and Lu Bu's unique trick??)

Red-faced Wooden Second Brother: "Ah..." (screaming)

Liu Bei (Aze made a gorgeous appearance): "Oh, it seems that these two guys are not good anymore. At the critical moment, I have to go there!"

Classmate Zhang Xiaohu/Red-faced Mutou Second Brother. In unison: "Boss, don't speak so directly, okay... Men can't say no!"

Sophomore Aze: "Hmph! If you have something to say, it's my tonification!"

Miss Lu: "Hmph, the cannon fodder has increased to the third one! Why do men like you do such a despicable act? Humph!"

Liu, Guan, Zhang Qisheng: "To maintain peace on the earth! To prevent the world from being destroyed! Adhere to love and true sin..."

Miss Lu: "Hmph! What a mess! What are you guys’ real purpose!"

Classmate Zhang Xiaohu: "Ha! In order to rescue the goddess and Miss Diao Chan who were imprisoned by the evil ones!"

The second brother of the red face: "To stop your evil love for the goddess of blasphemy and Miss Diao Chan!"

Aze, the big-eared thief: "For the sake of the national law in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the country did not allow lesbians!"

Miss Lu: "What a mess! These fly jjww, look at my unique tricks! You can retreat gorgeously! Really subdued by the demon!!!"

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah..." (screaming)

Zhang Xiaohu: "Ah... I can't move..."

The second brother of the red face: "Five senses are gradually losing..."

Big-eared thief Aze: "Miss Diao Chan... am I... going to die..."

In the distance, in the distance, the wealthy Diao Chan made a gorgeous appearance, crying tears. The background of the gorgeous butterfly flying: "Oh... Star shit... Ah no, oh! Liu Bei and his small universe are about to disappear..."

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah...ah! It seems like I heard Miss Saori...ah...isn't it, it seems like I heard Miss Diao Chan's call..."

Diao Chan's little treasure fan: "Oh, you are the goddess' fighters! You can't fall down so easily... It will trigger the seventh feeling in your body!"

Liu Guanzhang: "Oh...are we going to use that move? The move that was forbidden by the goddess...is it... the Goddess's surprise? The move that was forbidden by the Saint Seiya..."

Miss Lu: "What a mess..."

Zhang Xiaohu: "Look at our invincible combination trick!"

The second brother of the red face: "Look~ Bronze Xiaoqiang possessed him!!"

Big-eared thief Aze: "For the peace of the world! To protect the chastity of the goddess Miss Diao Chan!... The small universe, burn~!~!"

...

Bang!

I resisted the impulse to smash the script down Mutu on his face, and closed the script hard. Then I barely suppressed the desire to chop people with a knife: "Moutu, is this the script you wrote?"

"Please don't underestimate the energy of a comic fan!"

I took a deep breath: "You plan to invest in a large amount of money and then invest in such a movie, and then release it for viewers across the country?"

"Wrong!" Aze took a step forward loyally, and instead of wood, blocked my murderous gaze: "It's not for audiences across the country... but for audiences around the world! We also plan to send this movie to Hollywood for computer special effects, and will also participate in this year's Oscar Best Foreign Language Film Selection..."

I endured the urge to get cerebral hemorrhage stimulated by this script. I looked at Mu with congested eyes: "You... do you have any other backup scripts?"

"Yes! Of course there is!" Mu Tou said righteously: "I understand very well that success cannot be entrusted to luck, so I am ready for failure. If this first masterpiece fails, we still have the second backup plan!"

As he said that, Mutou took out a script from behind and handed it to me.

I took it silently and opened it...and then the first line almost made me faint.

The first line of words suddenly read:

"My journey is the sea of ​​stars..."

I looked at the wood with a murderous gaze.

"Oh... Actually, in addition to being a comic fan, I am also a Yinying fan." Mu Tou looked at me calmly: "You keep watching..."

Turn to the second page... "Human cannon, first-level preparation..."

I felt my fingers trembling and my heart was bleeding...
Chapter completed!