Chapter 999 Create a New York Account for the Ninja God Pig
After feeling the memory transmitted by Page, Maya realized that the four embryos she had thrown into the sewer that day not only survived, but also continued to thrive and grew into a huge pig monster two meters tall.
Well, it’s the pig demon. Compared with the beautiful Peppa Pig, the other four can be called Zhu Bajie’s sisters.
Half an hour later, Page called her four sisters.
Before entering the house, the four of them had been rolling around in the snow, and Peppa Pig was washing them with the faucet. After that, they applied shampoo, added soap, and washed the sewage all over the floor. Finally, three whites and one
Four big red pigs wearing shorts kneeled respectfully in front of Maya.
Different from ordinary pigs, their four limbs are slender and powerful, and their bodies are full of muscles.
Even though she is a sow, the five pairs of breasts on her chest are also strong chest muscles. If she changes her clothes and goes to outer space to pretend to be an alien, no one will doubt her.
Page and the four of them have one thing in common: their eyes are sparkling, full of emotion and wisdom.
Well, one more thing is that their back hooves are pig trotters, but their front paws are four thick fingers. It seems that adaptive evolution has occurred in just over a year.
"Hmm, hum, hum!"
Page quickly translated: "Creator, my sisters say hello to you."
"Hmm, hum, hum..." The four big pigs began to kowtow.
"Sister, please don't destroy them." Peppa Pig said again.
Principal Charles on one side was completely numb. He sat blankly on the side, staring directly at the four big fat pigs that were no different from humans except for their appearance. His consciousness was in confusion.
"Maya, do we humans also have a creator?" he asked suddenly.
"Don't you know? We humans were transformed by the Celestial Group from the indigenous apes of the earth millions of years ago." Maya said in surprise.
After thinking for a while, she suddenly realized: "No wonder, you haven't participated in the upgrade plan. Now at least more than a million people on the earth know about it.
Well, starting from this semester, our school’s biology class will be revamped and the textbook contents will be revised. Many of today’s biology classes are full of fallacies.”
"Oh my God, as expected, we, like Peppa Pig, are the experimental subjects of higher civilization!
God...uh, Maya, God, is this old man an alien?" Charles, who was holding his head and yelling, howled for a while, then suddenly asked in panic.
Maya touched her lips, thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "I'm not sure either. I'll pay attention in the future and see if I can find a fallen angel in hell to ask for you."
"Uh uh uh..." Principal Charles rolled his eyes and pouted.
Maya was stunned for a moment, then shook her head and sighed: "As a veteran New Yorker, can't you even stand this little excitement?"
"Hmm hum hum!"
"Okay, like Peppa Pig, I declare that your life and personality are independent and complete." Maya stood up and patted their pig heads one by one and said solemnly.
"Hmph, hum..." The four big pigs burst into tears.
"Sisters and others said"
Maya raised her hand to interrupt Page's words. She raised her index finger, and a green dot rose on her fingertip, and slowly became the size of an orange.
"Whoosh whoosh!"
Maya's attack was like lightning, and she quickly tapped the eyebrows of the four pig girls.
"Kachacha"
Green lightning nets jumped above their heads. The bones of the pig girls' bodies were rapidly adjusting, and the aura emanating from them became stronger and stronger.
"boom!"
Four circles of milky white air waves spread out suddenly with them as the center.
"Uh-oh, eh, I, I, can, can talk?!" the red pig girl said in surprise.
"Thank you, Creator!" The four pigs looked at each other, knelt on the ground and kowtowed respectfully.
Maya waved her hand and said with a smile: "It was my fault for abandoning you all that day. I help you adjust your physical defects today, which can be considered compensation."
Maya is humble, she does more than just adjust the bones so that they can speak.
Instead, they used the power of six paths of creation combined with Toriel's spiritual enlightenment technique to perform an alternative psychic treatment on them, which only enhanced their wisdom and ability to refine chakra, but did not turn the pig girls into psychic beasts.
"Creator, please give me a name."
Maya smiled mischievously, pointed at them one by one and said: "Mickey, Dolly, Nefel, and Leo, I give you four the title of Ninja God Pig."
"As for me, I also want to join the Ninja Pig!" Peppa Pig said excitedly.
Then, she said pitifully: "Creator, I also want to talk, please reward me with a green ball!"
Maya shook her head and refused, "No, you are a psychic, so you should use your mind to communicate more."
"In this way, when your ability exceeds that of the other Charles, I will help you adjust your bones." Maya added.
"Miqi, Principal Charles hasn't woken up yet. Go and give him artificial respiration."
"OK."
Three minutes later, "Ahhhhh"
Maya laughed.
In the afternoon, Maya examined the four sacred pig girls.
They have no apparent superpowers. At that time, Maya's first experiment was mainly through chakra infusion cheating to observe which genes contributed to the totipotency of egg cells.
In order to increase the survival rate, the added genes mostly show strong superpowers, such as Sabretooth's healing factor, John's strength, and Callisto's speed.
But Paige is different. She has placed all her hopes and efforts on Maya, and she is even better in terms of ability and appearance.
Well, the four pig girls disagreed. They thought Peppa Pig was ugly and weak.
Peppa Pig takes the pure X-gene route. The X-gene in the Ninja Pig is only an auxiliary. In essence, it has been imbued by Maya into a ninja.
"From now on, I will teach you ninjutsu and taijutsu. Paige should stay in school, and you four can move to Konoha!"
"But, I don't want to be separated from my sister." Peppa Pig said.
"Well, I'll give you a skateboard in a few days. If you want to see them, just fly there."
Speaking of skateboards, Maya suddenly remembered something. Her silver skateboard had been borrowed by Hammer and Ward for four or five hours, and there was no trace of them in the school...
"Shit, they're not going into outer space, are they?"
Maya's heart moved, and she took the five pig girls to the headquarters of the men in black.
"Holy shit, what planet is this pig-headed man from? He actually looks so similar to the pigs on Earth." Luo Dan exclaimed.
"We are people from the Earth, er, pigs from the Earth." The red-skinned Mickey said displeased.
After listening to Maya's introduction, he looked at the familiar Peppa Pig. Luodan was silent for a while, and then he said with a dull expression: "Maya, please don't play tricks on me. They are experimental products, how can they apply for New York household registration?"
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"Lu Dan, have you forgotten the Constitution of the United States? Any baby born in the United States immediately acquires the status of a U.S. citizen.
As intelligent beings, according to the law, they are fully qualified to be New Yorkers!" Maya said righteously.
"But, the constitution stipulates that human beings are human beings." At this point, Lu Dan himself was stunned.
Because just after the upgrade plan ended, in view of the advent of the interstellar era, many countries have adjusted their laws, such as the crime of homicide.
In the past, if someone killed a "noble" alien tourist, it was almost impossible to bring him to trial because he had not broken any laws.
Chapter completed!