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Chapter 1024 The Jade Emperor takes turns

"Impossible, Miss Meacham, New York itself is one of the top three teams in the Eastern Conference. If Jordan and Pippen are brought back, will other teams be able to play?" David Stern intervened.

NBA team transactions and heavyweight player transactions must be approved by the league president.

The reason why Joey and Dolan were able to bargain-hunt successfully this time was because the NBA was on the verge of bankruptcy and the league was about to be disbanded, so David Stern was traded at will by various teams.

In fact, there were more than 9 teams planning to sell their teams. Stern didn't understand the "talisman" in the New York circle at first, so he vaguely asked Dolan to take away 8 teams.

Later, a New Yorker in the think tank wrote a name on a piece of paper, and he finally realized what he was doing.

Then he immediately stopped the remaining transactions and informed the team owners of this absolutely good news overnight.

"David, New York is the number one interstellar city designated by the United Nations, but the Knicks only have a few championships? Two!"

Joey raised two fingers, looked directly at the league president and said: "Or do you mean that New York is embarrassed and thrown into outer space, and you don't care?"

"Are there any alien viewers?" David Stern frowned and asked in confusion.

"David, it's easy to get alien audiences... Well, even aliens watch the NBA. Do you think the league will come back to life?" Joey pointed out.

"Pippen stays, Jordan and Ewing are enough." Stern sighed.

...

"What? I was traded to the Knicks? I still want to create a legend in Chicago, how can I leave?" Joe angrily yelled at his agent.

"Hammer Health Products is soliciting diversified business promotion copywriters, and Miss Meacham is one of the founders of Hammer Health Products," said agent Falcao.

"what?"

"One of the pieces of writing was most appreciated by President Hammer, um, the Rainbow Squad plan." Falcao said calmly.

"?" Black question mark face.

"Hey, black people, white people, Yanhuang people, blue people, green people, green people, purple people, red people... The white people are naturally the galaxy superstar Nicolas Cage, why can't the black people be you?

?" A gleam flashed in Falcao's eyes, determined to achieve success.

"But I don't need that stuff! If other brothers in the NBA know about this, they will laugh at my aspect...Oh, I am an athlete, I have to be good, I must be good, I must be very good!" Gang Leader Qiao's mouth twitched.

.

Falcao glanced at him and asked calmly: "If you use No. 2, why would Madonna choose Pippen and even be willing to give birth to a child for Rodman, but you...sigh!" (ps)

"It's about thickness and length, not durability!" Thinking of Madonna's humiliation to him, Gang Leader Qiao was also very unwilling.

"Well, you're right."

The shrewd agent suddenly thought of a good idea, clapped his hands and said: "I thought of a good idea, Jordan, if it comes true, you will be prosperous!"

The next day, Hammer quietly found Maya.

"Maya, No. 1 increases the pregnancy rate. No. 2 eliminates conception and only lasts. Then... have you ever thought about No. 3?" Pulling her to an uninhabited corner of the garden, Hammer said cautiously.

"Just tell me what you have in mind." Maya glanced at him and said calmly.

Hammer whispered the story about Madonna teasing Joe for being too small, and then said: "Aliens not only have different appearances, but their bodies are also... Oh, Maya, elephants and ants can also have love!"

"Haha..." Maya sneered, shook her head, and said, "I'll give you the original equation, and you can find someone else. The style is too low, and I won't get involved."

Half a month later, Wan Zun No. 3 b-type pills were released. Well, b stands for Bruce Banner.

Maya specifically requested that this statement be included on the label of each box of pills.

According to the agreement, Gang Leader Qiao became the spokesman for Wan Zun No. 3, and naturally became the black man of Rainbow Team.

The release of Wan Zun No. 3 and Gang Leader Qiao's announcement of his comeback in the new season were all big news. Maya didn't pay attention to it. She had been designing a sealing circle this month.

Ancient One made it clear that Akhenaten was a powerful opponent and she could only help monitor his movements and fight him head-on. The Time Stone was 100% no match for the Heart of the World.

Therefore, whether it is anti-cloning or Captain America and Hydra, they are just trivial matters to her to adjust her life.

In mid-March, the Wu Shi Island martial arts arena was bustling with people. Ten thousand accomplished qi practitioners lined up in an orderly manner to form a giant Tai Chi diagram in accordance with the instructions heard in the sea of ​​consciousness.

The martial arts arena at this time has changed a lot compared to last year.

The main thing is that a thousand-meter-tall giant tree appears in the center. The canes hanging down from the tree crown almost form a forest. Well, the ends of the canes are 3-10 meters away from the ground, so martial arts performances can still be performed in the square under the tree as usual.

Every rattan is covered with white yarrow roots, and the entire square is filled with an alluring sweet aroma.

Outside the square, from time to time, there would be a few naughty children beating ripe fruits with long bamboo poles. The adults who did not participate in the formation did not stop them, but just stood aside and laughed.

This tree is a clone of Xiaolu. During the Spring Festival this year, Maya gave the islanders a New Year gift.

After the upgrade plan was completed, T'Chaka used 10 tons of vibranium to invest in the Konoha Tea and Fruit Company. From now on, Konoha will contract all the tea and fruits for the Wakanda royal family.

At the same time, T'Chaka personally received 10% of the foreign exchange dividend, which was quite a lot. After all, there were 20% of the League of Nations' tax revenue, 30% of the United States' tax revenue, and Konoha only received 40%.

The production of Konoha fruits and tea leaves was entirely controlled by Maya, so she secretly distributed 3 tons of vibranium and no one noticed anything unusual on Sulfur Rock Island.

Of course, it is impossible to give all these fruits to the islanders of Sulfur Rock Island. They only have more than 100,000 people, so 10% is enough, and the remaining 90% belongs to Kunlun.

"Island Master, your formation this time seems to be different from last time?" the old priest asked doubtfully, stroking the long beard on his chin.

Now this old guy is helping Maya wholeheartedly, and there is no more petty thoughts in the past.

Maya sat cross-legged on the main peak of the island, and while arranging more than 10,000 islanders into a formation through spiritual connection, she boasted: "Now that I have a higher status and become a god, my opponents will naturally follow suit.

Well, the three great empires of the universe can no longer satisfy me. From now on, if it’s not the God of Heaven or the God of Demon, I won’t even bother to take action. Therefore, the magic circle below is the real God-Slaying Formation.”

The old priest almost cut off the beard on his chin, and the corners of his mouth twitched and said: "Dare I ask how to deal with that god and demon?"

"Have you ever heard of Akhenaten? He reversed life and death, crossed the river of time, and came back from three thousand years ago."

Then, Maya told the story of Akhenaten.

"Uh, island owner, why are you so... Alas, why is the earth so troubled?"

The old priest looked pale and murmured to himself: "Sure enough, the catastrophe is coming, no, the catastrophe has already arrived, how can this be good? Don't talk about us, even Taihao... not even Kunlun can stop it.

!”

"Island Master, the earth can't survive any longer. How about returning to Kunlun, ousting Taihao, and becoming the Jade Emperor?" the old man said suddenly.

Maya glanced at him and said: "Are you forgetting your ancestors too much? I am a white man..."

"Hey, you don't know that in ancient times, there were white people and even black people in the Central Plains." The old man looked disapproving.
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