Chapter 1056 Maya's little black hand
"What the Fuck!" the twelve representatives of the League of Nations shouted and fell onto the sofa.
"Really 10 trillion star coins?" the secretary-general adjusted his glasses and asked again.
"Everyone, you heard it right, it's 10 trillion star coins." Luo Dan said calmly.
"Even if it's $10 trillion, the Federal Reserve will go bankrupt..." the U.S. representative shouted.
Luodan sighed and said: "Ten trillion is just a name. If Tianqi can't catch it, we won't have to spend any money."
"Apocalypse is indeed cruel, but there are countless capable people in the universe. What if a bounty hunter brings Apocalypse to collect the reward?" someone asked.
"It's very simple. When the bounty hunter goes to the Oort Cloud to apply for entry, our civilization leaders will secretly lurk there, and then... do you understand?" Lu Dan said with a pained expression on his face and shrugged.
"What the Fak!" the 12 representatives shouted again and fell onto the sofa.
"Ahem, but isn't this a little too dark?" the secretary-general asked hesitantly.
"Don't worry, God's methods are guaranteed to be silent and no one can detect them." Luo Dan waved his hand to appease him.
"Well, it's not about means, but... Well, if you don't pay me, then you kill others. Isn't it too much?" The secretary-general frowned.
"Where are you thinking?"
Lu Bin glanced at him and explained: "Reward orders usually require living people. When Apocalypse is brought over, our leader will lurk there and let him go. Wouldn't it be OK?"
"Oh, that's it." The old man breathed a sigh of relief.
In an instant, Apocalypse Demon became the most wanted criminal in the galaxy.
It has to be said that the 10 trillion offered by the earthlings really frightened the simple aliens.
Well, not everyone is innocent.
"Hehe, the people on earth have sold all five thousand Mayan jade, and they don't even have 10 trillion... Wait until I bring Apocalypse over and see how they end up!" Bakian, who survived, laughed when reporting to Nova Supreme.
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Xinxing Supreme shook his head, "Without the power of the gods, it would never be possible to bring Apocalypse to the surface of the earth.
Bakian, the consulate's additional staff will arrive soon, don't forget our main purpose, Pharaoh Akhenaten."
"Nova Supreme, the people of Earth submitted a diplomatic letter, hoping that we can protect their ambassador.
Well, the recent behavior of Xandar citizens surrounding the embassy scared them."
As Bakian spoke, he sent over an electronic document with the seal of the League of Nations and Maya's signature underneath.
After reading the document, Nova Supreme said with a complex expression: "Perhaps, we should also put aside the dignity of higher civilization at that time... Thirty Nova warriors, what a pity."
In fact, Maya also felt very embarrassed when she signed that official letter.
But she was helpless because as soon as she got home, a large number of letters asking for help popped up in the mailbox of the Foreign Minister.
Well, they are all sent from the embassies of various civilized countries.
Even her "good brother" Chuan Pu cried and complained that he wanted to retire and go home to take care of himself.
Maya really couldn't blame him for his behavior.
It's true... Chuan Pu took the initiative to ask Ying to go to Sparta to help her keep an eye on Jason. This was no problem, but the key point was that the scene of Spartan Ambassador Cliff being torn into two pieces by Apocalypse spread.
Cliff is Jason's old cousin and the Prince of Sparta, but he was torn into two pieces by the people on Earth... Think of Sarajevo.
Chuanpu was a responsible politician. He personally walked out of the embassy and went to the demonstrators to appease the crowd and explain the truth of the matter... Well, in the report he submitted to the Ma leaders afterwards, he said, "I thought Sparta acted as
Sixth-level civilization should be more reasonable and civilized...Who knew they...sigh!"
30% of the bones in Chuan Pu's body were broken, and his head was even worse than being hit in the leg beyond recognition.
If the Spartan patrol hadn't arrived in time, Chuanpu would have had to cover it with the sky-blue Five Continents flag and the flag of Earth's civilization.
In the end, Maya comforted Chuan Pu. After all, there are more than a dozen civilized countries and more than a dozen ambassadors, but you were the only one who ran out of the consulate impulsively. Who can blame you?
Among the dozen ambassadors, Xandar's Colson performed the most outstandingly.
He did not run out to face the demonstrators directly, but contacted Shandar National Television and participated in an interview program.
During this process, Colson's "I am a good old man" smile turned on its maximum power. Not only were the guests at the scene conquered by him, but the mainstream media in Xandar the next day also said: The people on earth are really innocent, well, as innocent as the good Colson.
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Afterwards, even if there were demonstrators outside the Shandar Embassy, they held a sit-in and held signs, and they were very peaceful.
Colson also called several protest representatives and entered the embassy to carry herbal tea!
Well, Konoha Tea Company started to get involved in the beverage industry, and Colson also helped with publicity.
After some operations, the image of Earth people in Xandar has increased instead of decreasing. Recently, the number of Xander people applying to travel to Earth has increased by 1500%!
For this reason, Minister Ma also gave Ambassador Colson a six-magatama Sharingan Silver Medal. Kawapu also had one on the hospital bed. He had a four-magatama bronze medal, which was considered a consolation prize.
After taking care of the affairs of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Maya began to tidy up Central Park.
With Konoha Park, the former lung of Manhattan will lose its former value. It is better to take this opportunity to transform it into an interstellar demonstration site.
The idea of sending the League of Nations out in one go was rejected by her.
The land and above-ground buildings belong to the Earth, but the police system within Central Park can be handed over to Consul Street.
Well, that means that in future cases on Consul Street, the alien police will have the right to arrest and judge.
Of course, the judgment must be based on Earth law, and after the trial, the prisoner will be handed over to the people of Earth for processing.
It is equivalent to the people on earth hiring aliens to be the police and judges of the earth.
One more thing to mention, there is no death penalty in the laws of the Earth League of Nations. It is not that the earth is special, but that none of the mainstream civilized countries in the universe have the death penalty.
But it doesn’t mean that there will be no death penalty on earth. It’s very contradictory?
Similar to the old United States, where laws include local laws and federal laws, Earth also has national laws and League of Nations laws.
Foreign affairs are governed by the laws of the League of Nations, and various internal cases among people on Earth are adjudicated in accordance with the criminal laws of each country.
Here is an unspeakable fact: killing an alien will never lead to the death penalty, but killing an earthling will most likely result in the electric chair.
Well, at the request of Maya, all countries on the earth also revised their constitutions, and those countries that did not have the death penalty also added the death penalty.
On this day, Maya gathered two thousand of the best architects on earth to discuss the plan to build the central city.
“First, no matter which country it is, it can perfectly reflect the earth’s culture, but the whole must be harmonious, so you’d better connect your ideas with each other.
Second, make good use of every space. Today, there are more than 50,000 aliens who want to submit travel applications to Earth.
Whether they want to visit the Great Wall or see the pyramids, they have to stay at the Central City Hotel.
Third, the building should not be too fancy, and should be as solid and sturdy as possible.”
An old French man raised his hand and asked: "The first two are easy to talk about, but the third one... A strong geometric structure will inevitably affect the appearance. Is it necessary?"
"Hey, the alien's pension starts at 2 million star coins. If there's an accident, we can't afford it!" Maya sighed.
"You can get insurance from an insurance company. Are there insurance companies in the world?" someone suggested.
"Well..."
Maya fell into deep thought, and she thought about the orc civilization in the past, and it seemed that Shi'a Insurance Company had some integrity.
Chapter completed!