Chapter 1201 Queen Mother Jennifer who relies on her daughter
"Isn't it because of you? You made such a big noise. I heard that the entire universe is shaking, and our earth has been shaking slightly. They are worried." Jennifer rolled her eyes at Maya and said.
"What are you worried about? Didn't the spokesperson of the League of Nations explain it clearly?" Maya asked doubtfully.
"I have a relative who is a god, and they would definitely want to hear it from you. And..."
Speaking of this, Jennifer walked up to Maya with an inexplicable look, touched and pinched her face, and said in a floating tone: "And, my Maya is actually patching up the sky? God, Maya, you are amazing, I will do it for you
pride."
"Uh, are you sick?" Maya shuddered, swatted her hand away and shouted.
"Huh, giant pandas are considered rare by people. You are so capable, you are many times rarer than giant pandas. Of course they want to find a chance to see you!" Jennifer rolled her eyes and said angrily.
Well, this is the real truth.
Worries about the safety of the earth, Merry Christmas, and the upcoming basketball game are all outweighed by my inner curiosity about Maya.
"There are so many people, and you didn't arrange a hotel for them? How can we have enough guest rooms?" Maya sighed and asked.
Jennifer waved her hand and said calmly: "You don't have to worry, I've taken care of everything. Later you just need to dress nicely and greet them one by one with a smile.
Well, it's best to call everyone by name and call them uncle and uncle a few times.
They will be in a daze, not knowing where they are. The content of the conversation is not important, nor is what they eat or where they live.
Your willingness to communicate well with them is the greatest comfort."
"Jennifer, you impress me with admiration! Your methods, magnanimity, words and deeds are not inferior to those of the Upper East Side housewives.
In the past, you wouldn't even mention the name 'Tom', let alone Tom's relatives."
Maya crossed her arms and looked at the old lady in amazement.
Jennifer took a deep look at her daughter and said with a smile: "The reason why the queen is a queen is not because she is a motherly and virtuous person, but because her husband is an emperor.
Similarly, the reason why the Queen Mother is the Queen Mother has nothing to do with her moral character and talent, it is just because her son is the emperor.
When I rely on my husband, I can only be an ignorant stupid woman, a down-and-out little actor, a low-class rotten person in Hell's Kitchen, and white trash in the mouth of the elite.
Haha, now I am no worse than the Queen Mother, right?
With the conditions of elegance, I am elegant; with the qualifications of magnanimity, my behavior is magnanimous; with the foundation of virtuousness, I am a virtuous wife and mother than anyone else."
Maya gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely: "Jennifer, this is amazing, I think you can even go to Capitol Hill to give a speech."
"What is Capitol Hill? In the past few days, several super-civilized art academies in Shia and Xandar have sent invitations to invite me to give lectures in their university halls!" Jennifer said proudly.
"Well, what can you tell me? About how you, like other American mothers, only know how to make sandwiches. How does poor and precocious little Maya stew pig's trotters?" Maya mocked.
"Ahem, James's exclusive interview was very effective. Not only the people on earth are full of praise for you, but the aliens even praised you for surviving the mud!
I don’t mind being a silt, what else are you dissatisfied with?” Jennifer blushed and said with wandering eyes.
The Daily Bugle's exclusive interview with Maya at the beginning of the month was finally published when she won the Nobel Prize on the 10th.
When introducing the process of a tycoon's fortune, if you keep talking about how he, as a second-generation rich man, has both good morals and academics, and how he has successfully achieved his current status throughout his life, 99% of the audience will fall asleep while listening to it.
No celebrity biography has ever been written like this.
It's better to talk about how miserable she was since she was a child, and it's better to be an orphan... Oh, no, it's better to have an old and sick mother, a group of young siblings who are crying for food, a large loan shark, and only eats half a pack of instant noodles a day. I'm hungry.
He relied on tap water to satisfy his hunger, slept only one hour a day, and never had any holidays.
Then, along the way, despite all kinds of cynicism, she relied on her intelligence, pretense, and counterattack to become a god. Well, she became the God of Matian today.
This is the correct way to open up the boss’s young experience.
I guarantee that the audience will eat two more bowls of white rice that night after listening to it.
A celebrity autobiography that is not tragic or inspirational is not a good autobiography.
Even the second generation of rich people cannot go smoothly. They must fall into confusion for a period of time, then repent and rebuild their lives.
After reading the story of Little Maya's Struggle in the Daily Bugle, New Yorkers ate three more Big Macs that night... What a meal!
And in the past few days, with the news of Ma Tian's sword killing Yi Ge and the miracle of Butian, that old news article has become the headline again?!
Moreover, not only the earth, but also on the way back to the earth, Maya saw this news quoted from the "Daily Bugle" on alien planets billions of light years away.
Obviously, it's not just people on earth who rely on celebrities' miserable pasts to make ends meet, but aliens as well.
But Maya doesn’t feel at all that she had a miserable life as a child!
But she couldn't explain it to others. The more she explained, the more sympathetic and loving they looked at her: Hey, what a strong and independent little girl!
Not only Jennifer, but also Lao Huang’s authentic Sichuan spicy restaurant has become popular.
"Hey, Maya? She did learn a lot of Chinese food from me. At least, I'm the only one in this neighborhood who has access to authentic Chinese seasonings."
Facing the reporter's interview, Huang's eyes were blurred and he seemed to be deep in memories.
"The little girl has been working in my store since she was 9 years old! No, it is not illegal child labor. I signed an agreement with her mother Jennifer, which is very formal.
Hey, you don’t know that in order to better entertain customers, 9-year-old Maya, uh, worked as a cashier and helped customers check out... It took her two months to learn Mandarin, Sichuan dialect, and Cantonese... Hey
, this Chinatown has many people from southern Fujian..."
Just like that, when Maya got home, Sensation scanned the living room and heard a group of people holding newspapers and praising how difficult it was for little Maya to grow up.
Therefore, she was too embarrassed to go in and slipped Jennifer out directly.
However, as Jennifer said, they are all relatives. No matter how sincere your relationship is, at least don't be rude.
Maya finally...well, let the shadow clone change clothes to deal with those relatives who seemed to see gods.
As for herself, she first came to Wakanda and sent the Black Panther Armor back.
Then, go to the moon and upgrade the Tsukuyomi Space Station to the level of the Sharingan it is today.
Finally, Maya found the Attilan royal family who was in love with the moon people.
"My dear, Maya, you just came back, why are you here? You don't have to celebrate Christmas?" the red-haired Medusa said in surprise.
Maya shrugged and said: "There are many relatives coming to the house, so..."
Medusa showed a clear expression and asked: "Then do you want to attend our gala?"
Maya glanced at the hundreds of thousands of moon people singing and dancing under the tree, and asked curiously: "You get along quite harmoniously with ordinary people. Are they so receptive?"
Chapter completed!