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Chapter 617 Tony, you are so good

"Hahaha, Shou Lao, what you said is wrong."

Maya put down the tea cup and said displeasedly: "It's true that I defeated their leader, but martial arts practitioners still have the most basic pride. Will they succumb to force? Moreover, not to mention the character of those guys,

In terms of values ​​alone, if you don't call me a white-skinned pig to my face, you are lucky, how can you let me lead them?"

She just said, why don't you come earlier than later? Just when she went to Kunlun to ask for reinforcements, the people from Liushi Island attacked Kunlun.

Shou Lao is a cunning old dragon!

"Maya, don't be anxious, just listen to me."

Shou Lao said a few words of comfort with a kind expression, and then continued to explain: "Liu Shi Island was originally a place where Sui Hu lived in seclusion. Before he left Kunlun, he told everyone about the Jade Emperor's violation of the ancestral system. So later, batches of

People left Kunlun one after another.

As for these people, the more there are, the more troubles there will be. At first, everyone could live together in harmony and peace, but later... you also saw that one island was actually divided into seven factions."

"Even if they suddenly lose interest in power and the Ryushi Island is scattered, it has nothing to do with me. If they can unite to fight against Kunlun, they will also unite to resist foreign humiliation like me." Maya puzzled.

"Why are you so impatient, girl? I haven't gotten to the point yet!" Shou Lao said displeased.

mmp, I always feel like you’re tricking me again, can you please stop being anxious?

"Ryushi Island is not only divided into several schools of kung fu, but they also have different ideas... Maya, do you know what the other name of Ryushi Island is? It's called Yaozu Island!" Shou Lao said mysteriously.

Tony pondered for a moment and said in surprise: "The majority of the residents on the island are descendants of the ancient Emperor Yao? Are you saying that they are not radical and may accept the leadership of Westerners for the sake of righteousness?"

Shou Lao looked at Tony in surprise. He didn't expect that this foreigner knew so much about Chinese culture.

"Not bad, little friend Tony..."

Tony didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and waved his hand to interrupt him, frowning and saying: "Hey, Mr. Shou, let's communicate in Chinese. 'Little friend Tony' feels very uncomfortable hearing this. Otherwise, everyone should call me Pharmacist Chen!"

"Well, Chen is an ancient surname in the Celestial Dynasty. His heart is like glass, which prevents greed, anger, and ignorance. He is such a good pharmacist. I have a lot of wisdom!" Mr. Shou looked at Tony with an even more strange look.

Uh, Master, you are totally overthinking it. Tony, how did you think of so much?

Chen, eighty percent is the Chen Tony who impressed me last time; Medicine Master, is not Medicine Master Glazed Buddha, but comes from a martial arts novel that I have been reading recently.

By the way, should we, the egg man, also have a Chinese name?

Ma Huayun, how about it?

"Yao Zu was a man, and you should also understand that when he chose his successor, he valued talent and virtue, and did not care about bloodline..."

"Shou Lao, wait a minute!"

Maya quickly interrupted Shou Lao's deceitful words, pressed her temples, and said angrily: "I'm not a noob, please don't dazzle me. The Chinese Miao people have tolerance and are great. It's easy to accept me as one of them, but the leader...

Haha, Senior Taihao, you have always come from that era, please tell me what the abdication is all about."

"Hey, the little girl is very smart!"

Taihao glanced at Maya in surprise, nodded and said: "The ancient times were far from as beautiful as described in today's history.

To abdicate is indeed to select the worthy rather than the direct descendants, and to select the best rather than the relatives.

But the so-called talented people are just better educated. In those days when we were still struggling for survival, who was qualified to learn knowledge except the son of the tribal leader?

Those candidates for the throne, hell, they are all uncles and brothers of the same family. The common people and poor families only need to kneel down under the throne and shout long live.

Otherwise, why do you think the abdication system was replaced by the direct line inheritance system? Haha, because the common people, the cornerstone of the empire, don't care at all whether the mutton is steamed or grilled. They can't eat it anyway, hehehe...hahaha...

..."

At the end of the sentence, Taihao laughed again, and the louder he laughed, the louder he laughed. In the end, he bent over and clapped his hands.

"Suddenly I think I don't follow the ancestral system, haha, Mr. Shou, you are also from that era, please give me some advice...

Back then, all knowledge and inheritance were in the hands of the tribal high priest. He would secretly impart more knowledge to whoever he thought was a virtuous person. Over time, the fake virtuous people would naturally become real virtuous people. Now I choose Iron Fist, and I still

Aren't you just copying the gourd?

Becoming the Iron Fist, he is the most powerful immortal weapon in Kunlun...

A hundred years ago, when I saw that old guy from Rand secretly bribing me for his son, hey, I thought of my damn old man. However, he was even more ruthless. In the middle of the night, he took 13 beauties and sneaked into the 83-year-old old man's house.

Sacrifice to the dormitory... Hehehe, among those 13 beauties, there are my three elder sisters, four younger sisters, um, there are also two aunts, and three little mothers, who are my father's little wives.

With such capital, I became Taihao, Fuxi, and the Jade Emperor, hahahahaha, don't you think the real history is particularly funny?"

Taihao laughed more and more crazily, and in the end he burst into tears.

"Ai, I haven't been this happy for a long time, Ma De, it made me laugh so much that I burst into tears. I can't help it anymore. This drunken peach has great stamina and my head is a little dizzy. I'll go down and rest first."

Taihao wiped his face, then his figure flickered and disappeared from the cloud viewing platform.

"Is this an escape technique? I seemed to have seen lightning just now?" Maya looked at Taihao who disappeared like a teleport and said in surprise.

"The Jade Emperor is just a professional title, no different from general manager or CEO, but the Jade Emperor also has the title of Thunder Controller! The speed of thunder and lightning is his escape speed." Shou Lao said lightly.

"Shou Lao, it feels so awkward to hear CEO from your mouth." Maya said with a sneer.

"What's this? Look at this..."

Saying that, Shou Lao took out a yellow handheld game console from his sleeve?! Or a Minions handheld handheld game! Fantastic Four Dinosaur Fighting Handheld Gamer!

Ignoring the surprised expressions of the two people opposite him who were about to stare out their eyes, Shou Lao Shi Shiran put the mobile phone back into his sleeves and said calmly: "We monks, observe the movement of the universe and observe the creation of heaven and earth. We can never do it behind closed doors.

.

Last time, the ancient master of Kama Taj came to chat with me. We also discussed that after the Internet develops for more than ten years, the network speed increases and the cost decreases, we will install a local area network in Kunlun!" (ps: card!

Ma Taiji has wireless internet, and Kunlun is right next door. It’s not too much, right?)

Damn it, you are such cold-blooded cultivators, can you please stop being so trendy? Even the juniors can’t keep up with this pace!

In fact, Maya really wants to ask: Shou Lao, can you do MJ's moonwalk?

"Well, Shou Lao, isn't Kunlun very strict with the disciples on the mountain? For example, Zheng Xian cannot come down the mountain for 20 years." Maya asked.

"Yes, not only can't you go down the mountain during the training period, but you can't even pass on information, but I'm not a disciple!" Shou Lao said calmly, narrowing his eyes.

Besides what theck, what else could Maya say?

"Shou Lao, I'm very curious. Just now, Brother Taihao's father gave away 13 people to the high priest. Well, 13 is not an auspicious number either in China or abroad. Especially in ancient China, they emphasized that good things come in pairs. 13... Also
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