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Chapter 1 He wants to call a deer a horse

Ever since Wang Zhu's father, the head of the regiment, died, his luck has been very bad. Without him, his career change is even more out of reach. Every smiling face has been replaced by a sneer. Wang Zhu

Bamboo doesn't know how to behave. When his father was alive, he was arrogant and domineering and had very poor popularity. The life of being surrounded by stars made him feel that it was innocuous. Gradually, he became very naive, thinking that he was the sun and the earth must surround him.

Turn. If dad didn’t die, he would never be able to mature in his lifetime.

Dad is dead. All the round faces have elongated into donkey faces, and all the things that are justified are said to be unreasonable and they are attacked in groups. As time goes by, Wang Zhu begins to learn to be a human being, but he feels like

The fool in "Handan Learning to Walk". He didn't learn the steps of others, but he lost himself.

God, what kind of world is this! Who is to blame? Who is to blame? Dad, the world, myself, the people around me. The world has turned upside down, and right things have become wrong.

After thinking about it, it is all caused by the rotation of the earth!

There is no turning back, there is no way out.

It doesn’t matter if there is no way out, I’m just afraid that someone will add insult to injury!

In the past, Wang Zhu had two strengths. The first was that he was strong as a father. The second was that he was good at shooting.

He was about to be promoted to platoon leader, but the regiment headquarters sent him a transfer order asking him to participate in the jungle suppression of bandits. Wang Zhu asked why? The regiment headquarters replied: Doesn't this mean that your marksmanship is accurate?

Wang Zhu sneered in front of the current regiment leader, thinking to himself, your marksmanship is better than mine, and you can hit my vital part with one shot.

This man used to be the deputy leader and had deep conflicts with his father.

Just go, Wang Zhu's temper is so irritating that he would break his leg without saying a word. He would rather go out begging for food with a jujube stick than beg for mercy from others.

The formation of this kind of character is inseparable from his father's help. He used to be like this when asking for things from others. You give it to me willingly and I will repay you. Asking for help in a lowly manner is impossible.

One moment, another moment. The leader thought to himself, whether you love him or not is none of my business!

Fortunately, he is still a not-so-excellent jungle special warrior. He has participated in three years of harsh mountain and jungle combat training. Of course, he is much more lenient to others than he is to others.

This combat mission is to ambush a group of armed drug lords in the Golden Triangle area. This group of militants is formed by retired veterans and special forces, with rich practical experience and first-class skills.

Wang Zhu's mission is to be a sniper.

He has a light AK47 on his body, and two sharp and pale Swiss Army knives stuck in his waist and combat boots. He has brown and green paint on his face, making him look like a savage from an Indian tribe; he has a green helmet and green body armor. These

It adds up to more than 100 kilograms. As a professional sniper, a sniper rifle is essential.

The king of sniper rifles, with a caliber of 25 mm, can hit targets two kilometers away. It is undoubtedly the world's largest caliber, longest range, and most powerful sniper rifle.

The gun has a total length of 116.84 centimeters and a weight of 21 kilograms. Because it is a super-large caliber, the 25mm bullets it uses are improved from the 30mm high-explosive bullets used by the M789 cannon on the "Apache" attack helicopter.

In terms of lethality, 25mm bullets are 3.5 times more powerful than those used by ordinary sniper rifles, and can deal with light armored vehicles, "Scud" gun launchers, communication facilities, and aircraft parked on the ground.

In the family of modern weapons, the sniper rifle is known as a "kill-with-one-shot" weapon due to its extremely high shooting accuracy. This is because the sniper rifle is equipped with an advanced laser sight.

Wang Zhu held his breath and hid behind the dense green bushes. The poisonous mosquitoes and insects in the jungle sucked his flesh and blood unscrupulously. He remained motionless. His thick and strong palms only grasped the heavy handle of the sniper rifle, and his right hand

The index finger pulled the trigger halfway, adjusted the non-reflective sight, and swung the black and slender barrel back and forth.

There were a total of twenty people participating in the operation. They were all special cadres of the military region, top-notch professionals, and talented people. Wang Zhu's strength was even worse than the others!

The twenty people spread out, and the ten-person sharp knife platoon was responsible for setting traps and hunting. There were five snipers at the back to pick up the fish that slipped through the trap. There were five people at the end who were the reserve team.

This subtropical zone is really not a place for people to stay. The blood-sucking mosquitoes are bigger than grasshoppers, and the green leaves are as sharp as saw teeth. Wang Zhu's face has been scratched several times while running, and hot blood falls drop by drop.

Military boots inlaid with steel plates. These boots can kill a cow with one kick.

A hundred meters away, gunshots burst out, like exploding beans. The bullets made a grunting sound and flew over Wang Zhu's head. After the popping sound, bullets as big as peanuts appeared in the big tree as thick as a waist.

Transparent hole.

The enemy's firepower is fierce enough!

As the tongues of fire raged, screams and groans continued. The sound of a bullet hitting a person was no different from that of a bullet hitting a tree trunk.

Two gangsters who moved as fast as apes appeared in the scope. Relying on their familiarity with the terrain, they jumped up and down, climbed vines and rolled, breaking through the weather-proof fire blockade of the sharp knife platoon. They followed each step and came here step by step.

Just like playing a game console, Wang Zhu pulled the trigger twice in succession, and the two apes died immediately. They were both hit half an inch between the eyebrows. This kind of death means that there is no sound, and it is a quick death.

An instruction came from the walkie-talkie, saying that the bandit leader had fled south with a huge sum of money, and Wang Zhu was asked to pursue him.

Relying on a telescope with super vision, Wang Zhu spotted the enemy a thousand meters away. While running, he fired a shot. The golden bullets passed through the seven or eight towering trees crisscrossing each other, carrying them with him.

Falling green leaves nine or ten, hit the gangster's back.

The bandit leader threw his money bag into the air, and the colorful U.S. dollars floated down like snowflakes.

Wang Zhu thought to himself, if it didn't snow in winter, it would be nice to have money. He smiled, walked over with his gun in hand.

There was a "click" trigger sound! Light and crisp! Wang Zhu fell down in response, the bullet penetrated his skull and shot into the stone a thousand meters away——

Wang Zhu saw a figure full of green like him, picked up a bag of US dollars and ran away. He thought, Xiao Liu, just grab the money if you want, and it won't kill me! Damn comrade!

Wang Zhu felt as if he had fallen asleep. His whole body was soft, and his arms were also soft. The strong smell of dead leaves and weeds in his nose was no longer replaced by an intoxicating aroma.

Isn't the environment in the underworld good? It's much better than the cold world.

Wang Zhu turned over and heard a shy cry!

Wang Zhu felt that something was wrong. The underworld was so comfortable? It couldn't be right? Who would go to the earth in that case, unless he committed a crime and was sent to the army? This is also possible! The damn earth is meant to make people suffer.

Wang Zhu opened his eyes to see the coldness and misery of the underworld; to see the ferocious green-faced tusks of a bull-headed horse; to listen to the hoarse wails of people dragging iron chains on the Naihe Bridge, and to feel what it is like for the sinister wind to corrode bones.

Wang Zhu was dumbfounded. There were no green-faced fangs here, only a beautiful hibiscus pink noodle. There was nothing cold and miserable, only antique, elegant and rich, splendid rooms that were almost as big as eight bedrooms and one living room. There was no cold wind, but there was a fragrant breeze.

, but it is also ecstasy and soul-stirring. The cries of ghosts and howls of wolves are even more non-existent. The soft words are gentle and fragrant, and the whispers that make people weak are endless.

"Your Majesty, you're awake—"

Could it be that dad was doing well in the underworld and became a judge? Why did the Lord of Hell get me a naked beauty in ancient costume to sleep with me? This beauty! Wow, she is much better than the girlfriend Xiao Lili who broke up with me immediately after dad died.

The S-shaped exquisite and prominent curves, the jade-smooth skin, the sweet smile from the heart, the plump and round shoulders, all made him marvel! Female ghosts are more beautiful than humans. Damn, in hell

Is there enough sunshine?

Wang Zhu sat up stupidly.

Wang Zhu committed the problem of self-righteousness again and pretended to be calm: "Where is my father? Let him come to see me!"

The beauty was so frightened that she could not speak. She knelt naked on the large bed and said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, the First Emperor has passed away. Have you forgotten?"

Wang Zhu said: "What is the First Emperor? What did you call me? By the way, beauty, who are you?"

The beauty thought, everyone said that the emperor was ruthless and would refuse to admit his guilt when he pulled up his trousers. This was good because he couldn't remember his name even before he pulled up his trousers. All the sweet words last night were invalid.

"Your Majesty, this servant is Qi Jiang, and she is here to serve Your Majesty! Isn't Qin Shi Huang your Majesty's biological father? He has passed away."

Wang Zhu exclaimed: "We are filming, right? Am I dreaming, or are you a lunatic? My father is the leader of the regiment. Although he is a high-ranking official, he is still far away from Qin Shihuang -" He was quite modest.

Wang Zhu's scream was so loud that there was a lot of chickens and dogs jumping outside the door, as if a fox had broken into the chicken coop.

A drake's voice trembled: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, is that woman not what you want? I deserve to die. I deserve to die."

Wang Zhu thought to himself that he must be filming a movie. He lifted up the quilt and saw that he was naked. Damn, the filming was so real, was he filming an pornographic movie?

Something happened that shocked Wang Zhu. He found that his arms were thinner and the backs of his hands were white and clean, like a girl. The muscles in his legs were also gone, and his belly was loose. The original chest muscles had all degenerated.

What's going on? It seems that my height has also shrunk.

Wang Zhu got angry and shouted loudly: "What's going on? What kind of magic did you use on me?"

"Your Majesty—" the woman screamed, rolled down from the bed, and kowtowed: "Your Majesty, please spare your life!"

Before Wang Zhu could react, the door had been pushed open, and a bearded guy with long sleeves and a whisk in his broad robe, leading four warriors in helmets behind him, rushed in shivering. As soon as he entered the door,

He knelt on the ground and howled in mourning: "Your Majesty, this old slave deserves to die -" while howling, he slapped his mouth, causing blood to flow out. Then Wang Zhu felt that these actors were really dedicated. But he clearly remembered that he was already dead!

Wang Zhu pointed at the guy who slapped his mouth wildly and stammered: "Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Your Majesty, this old slave deserves to die. I would rather live in Chi and have my car broken. Your Majesty, please spare this slave's family." The man screamed like a pig being slaughtered. Wang Zhu was confused, scratched his scalp, and pointed at the woman who kept kowtowing.

: "She - she -"

Several warriors misunderstood Wang Zhu's meaning, rushed over and grabbed the woman's bun and dragged her out. The woman's face turned pale with fright, her breathing almost stopped, and she gasped and cried: "Your Majesty, please spare your life -"

The samurai slapped her on the face, and the woman immediately vomited blood. Wang Zhu was not a fool, he could see that he was not acting, but a real big mouth. The beautiful girl was almost beaten to death!

Wang Zhu clenched his snow-white and soft pink fist and hit his head twice, and took a breath of air: "Stop, stop. Stop." Unexpectedly, speaking was so easy, those warriors were like robots whose power was cut off.

After unplugging the plug, he immediately stopped moving and stood aside with his head bowed. The woman Qi Jiang was so frightened that she fainted on the ground.

Someone else said respectfully at the door: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister invites you to the main hall and says that he wants to present a peerless war horse!"

Now Wang Zhu was even more confused. He couldn't guess the reason other than acting. Your Majesty? Prime Minister? Qin Shihuang? Dad - Qin II, win against Hu Hai - my mother, I am Qin II, a short-lived ghost!

Wang Zhu turned his head half a circle on his neck and took a clear look inside the room. The room was about the size of a conference room, with smooth wooden floors, four red lacquered rectangular low tables, and the back of the low tables was covered with gorgeous soft cushions. The one at the door

The bronze tripod is in the shape of a red bird with spread wings, and curls of seal smoke are coming out. There are curtains decorated with red bird patterns on the four pillars, and behind it is a tall and large "bed". Wang Zhu knew that this thing should be called "

The couch and bed are inlaid with many dazzling gems, which blink like stars in the sunlight. The whole room looks dignified, luxurious, and majestic. It is definitely not something that can be created by a TV producer.

Wang Zhu suddenly remembered a person - Xiang Shaolong. Damn, I can't travel through time, right? Wang Zhu shouted sadly: "Bring me a mirror."

A golden bronze mirror appeared in front of Wang Zhu's eyes. A blurry image appeared in it. Although it was not clear, Wang Zhu was sure that the guy with the long pointed beak, monkey cheeks, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and falcon eyes was not him. This person's legs

His arms are not as thick as before!

Wang Zhu asked fearfully: "Who do you think I am?"

The guy who looked like a eunuch was kneeling on the ground and said in surprise: "Your Majesty, you are the emperor of the Qin Dynasty, the supreme ruler of the people in the world, a descendant of the first emperor, and the second emperor."

Although Wang Zhu was mentally prepared and was not scared to death, he still almost wet his pants, swallowed, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it. Just beat Hu Hai, right?"

"Your Majesty, I dare not mention His Majesty's name!"

"If you don't tell me, I will kill your whole family."

"Yes, your Majesty is a descendant of King Qin Zhaoxiang and the son of the First Emperor - Ying - Hu Hai."

He is really that short-lived brat! Wang Zhu rolled his eyes, God, you are kidding me, just go through time travel. Let me travel through time and become a foolish emperor who is reviled by millions of people. I became emperor after less than three years. Is this appropriate? What if?

How great it would be to travel through time and become Li Shimin! There is no regret for this kind of thing. The key problem is——

Wang Zhu's scalp stood up all of a sudden, he grabbed the eunuch on the ground by the collar, lifted it up, and shouted loudly: "Which year is this?"

The eunuch was so frightened that he almost became incontinent and became hemiplegic. He said in a state of exhaustion, "It's the third year of the Second World—" Wang Zhu's palms and feet were numb, and his eyes were red: "What month is it?"

"Yes - August -"

Fortunately, he can still live for a month. Wang Zhu was happy and weeping at the same time. He died twice in half a year, and he can be included in the Guinness World Records.

"Who just came to report that the prime minister invited me to see the horses? Right?" Wang Zhu followed the locals and instead of talking about me, he called himself me instead!

A eunuch hurriedly ran in from outside and knelt down on the ground: "Your Majesty, the prime minister and ministers are already waiting in the main hall!"
Chapter completed!
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