Chapter 103 Kangaroo who doesn’t discriminate
The long-abandoned town is decorated with scenery. In the cupboards on both sides of the road, dummies stare with empty eyes, as if they want to absorb their souls and become living people.
When filming here, the crew never has to worry about people watching, because there are no human habitations within a ten-kilometer radius. There are quite a few animals, and there are even kangaroos hanging around.
About to shoot an action scene, Martin warmed up. Mene looked around: "Will a murderer like Jason jump out here?" Eliza was carrying a bat. The training and fulfillment in recent days gave her confidence.
Doubling: "I'll blow his head off with a stick." Martin moved his wrist and said: "This is a good place to eliminate opponents. Kill someone and throw it into the woods. No one may find it for five or six years. If you dig a hole and bury it,
, the truth can be buried until the end of the world." Mene automatically raised his hand: "Boss, I am your brother!" Director Zomi Sirla, who hardly interacted with anyone except work, shouted through a loudspeaker: "Martin
,Brian, get ready." Martin stopped talking nonsense and immediately walked into the set.
Brian, who was playing the opposite role, said: "Man, please calm down later, I'm almost fifty years old." Martin nodded: "Don't worry, I'm a professional." He has been a stuntman for many years, and this action scene is very useful to him.
It's just a joke.
Most of the shooting of action scenes is broken down into countless fragmentary shots, which are then blended together through post-production editing.
An action scene in the finished film lasted no more than two minutes and took a whole morning to shoot. This was because Martin was professional enough to allow Brian to let go.
Soon, the shooting shifted to a gas station. Just after taking one shot, the screams of Eliza and another woman came from the entrance of the town.
"There's a situation!" Martin ran in that direction without saying a word.
"Go and have a look." Director Zomi Sirla shouted and followed. Others came out one after another.
Martin ran very fast. There was only one street in the town. When he ran across the intersection, he saw a very large red kangaroo chasing Paris Hilton from a long distance away.
The big kangaroo may be in estrus, and Paris is wearing a red suit again, so maybe she is also in estrus... Martin has no control over Paris's life and death, and shouts at Eliza: "Eliza, go away! Stay away.
点!别过去!”伊丽莎不傻,就她这小体格,面对一米七多的大袋鼠,只有挨揍的份,拎着球棒,赶紧往马丁这边跑.
Amid the screams, Paris was hit by a kangaroo
"Fist" was pushed down into the grass on the roadside, and the big kangaroo lay directly on it. Seeing that there might be a scene that the regular company in the Holy Valley did not dare to shoot, the hero appeared.
Mene ran out from behind a set room and shouted: "You idiot with a long tail, look here, look here!" He threw the football in his hand and hit the big kangaroo on the head.
The big kangaroo was hurt by being hit, and jumped and ran towards Mene. Mene turned around and fled towards the place where the crew was crowded. When he saw the big kangaroo turned back to look at Paris, he used the ultimate taunt: "Come on, you bastard! You did it
Racial discrimination? Only white people, not black people? You trash, I dare you to call me a nigger, do you dare?" The big kangaroo jumped three feet and rushed towards Mene.
Mene ran away and continued to taunt: "Come on! You stupid big rat! Come on me and prove that you don't discriminate against black people!" Martin joined Eliza at this time and immediately pulled her to the
Behind him, Menei shouted: "Idiot, stop talking nonsense, run!" Menei turned around to look, and the big kangaroo jumped behind him, hooked its forelimbs around his neck, and kicked him out with its strong lower limbs.
Fortunately, Mene ran forward and kicked the butt. If he had been in front, it would have been difficult for Mene to get the role in the future.
Mene rushed out and threw the dog into its excrement, letting out a scream. The big kangaroo jumped up, trying to prove that it was not racist.
"Boss Martin, save me!" Mene could only ask for help from the nearest Martin. This sentence reminded Martin of the idiot Hart from the sports boy group. He snatched the bat from Eliza's hand and pointed it forward.
Run.
Eliza's eyes were full of stars and reminded: "Be careful." This is a kangaroo, not an armed bandit.
Martin didn't stupidly pass from the front. Taking advantage of the kangaroo's desire to wash away the heinous crime of racial discrimination, he went around in a circle and passed from the back.
Mene was resisting, and he would not be immediately attacked by a kangaroo or something. Director Zomi Sirla was just thirty years old and very strong. He ran past Eliza, holding a score card in his hand.
It is self-evident how important the first movie in one's life is to a director. The Kangaroo is not destroying his career, but destroying Zomi Sirla's future.
Martin rushed in from behind, and Zomi rushed in from the front. Zomi, who hardly communicated with the actors outside of work, nodded at Martin.
The two speeded up at the same time. Zomi rushed over, took the lead in launching the game, and smashed the score card. The big kangaroo reacted quickly, blocked it with his forelimbs, broke the score card, and the big kangaroo screamed.
It kicked its legs and wanted to jump. Mene hugged the big kangaroo's legs and vital parts, and pushed its black head upwards.
Martin's rounded bat came down with a muffled bang, and his hands were slightly numb from the shock. The big kangaroo swayed and even turned back.
Without saying a word, Martin swung the bat and hit the big kangaroo on the head. The big kangaroo fell to the ground with blood flowing from its head.
Martin threw away the bat and shouted to Mene: "Waistband." There was a big hole in Mei's underwear crotch. He didn't know whether it was kicked by a kangaroo or poked. He subconsciously covered his waist, feeling fragile and helpless: "
Boss Martin..." Martin said: "Hurry up, don't be nagging." Mene untied his belt tremblingly, pulled it out and handed it to Martin.
Martin said: "This thing is not dead. It may be fainted. Control it." Zomi quickly came over to help and suppressed the upper body of the big kangaroo.
Martin tied its two lower limbs with Mene's waistband. The big kangaroo suddenly stood up, and Zomi was overturned by it and fell to the ground.
Martin reached over and pulled Zomi up: "Stay away from it." The others rushed over just in time.
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They are all workers, and no one can say anything. On the open space on the river beach outside the town, people who heard the noise were driving over.
Eliza came over, grabbed Martin's hand and looked carefully: "Is there any injury?" Martin smiled: "I'm fine." Mene stretched out his hand: "I'm injured!" Zomi said to the assistant: "Call the crew doctor."
Seeing that Martin was fine, Eliza said, "I'm going to see Paris." Ahead, Paris struggled to climb out of the grass and sat on the road, breathing rapidly.
Kim Kardashian sneaked out of a house, walked quickly to Paris, handed over the kettle: "Parlie, are you okay?" Paris knocked down the kettle and asked: "Where are you going?
Where were you when I was in danger?" Jin picked up the kettle without saying anything.
Paris was frightened and filled with anger: "Is this how you work? Even if I raise a piece of shit, it will still stand in front of me!" Eliza stopped not far away, not wanting to cause trouble.
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After Jin endured it for so long, he still wanted to endure it: "Are you injured? I'll go find a doctor." Paris roared: "Get out! Get out of here!" The crew doctor rushed over, and Mene suffered a skin injury.
The situation is not serious.
Paris fell down and was frightened. Soon, Susan Levin rushed to the set. After understanding the situation, she suspended filming today and contacted the relevant local departments to deal with the aftermath.
Martin and others do not need to come forward, the crew will send someone to negotiate. Susan found Martin and said: "You handled this matter in time today, no one was really injured." Not only did the actor get injured and delayed the filming, insurance compensation and the labor union were all troubles.
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Martin looked at the director Zomi: "I can't do it without a director." Zomi nodded to Martin: "We will work together." Susan raised her voice at this time: "That's it for today's work. Everyone goes back and has a good rest. Okay.
Go to the hotel bar for a drink and charge it to the crew's account." Martin invited Zomi: "Go back and have a drink together?" Zomi did not refuse: "See you at the bar." Eliza came back and said: "Paris is still making trouble.
." Martin said: "Ignore her, let's go back. If Lao Bu doesn't have a fever, we can watch him challenge a kangaroo today." After taking the bus back to the Hilton Hotel, Martin first went to see Bruce. This guy went to the beach on the weekend.
I went snorkeling there and got a fever after playing for too long.
"The fever has gone away." Bruce's spirit was obviously much worse: "Have a day of rest tomorrow, and you will be back to normal the day after tomorrow." Martin said, "You have a good rest, I will order dinner for you and deliver it directly." He went back and changed.
Wear casual clothes and come to the bar.
Zomi was wearing a T-shirt and shorts, sitting alone at a table facing the TV. Martin went over and sat on the side. He took a quick glance and found a badge printed on the collar of Zomi's T-shirt.
Barcelona's team emblem. Martin asked Thomas to collect information about Zomi and knew that he was from Barcelona, Spain.
On the screen of the TV series, highlights of the UEFA Champions League were shown. Seeing that Martin was also watching it carefully, Zomi said: "I thought Americans didn't like English football." Martin was reminiscing at this moment, and finally remembered a few names: "I
He is a fan of Ronaldinho." Zomi said: "I like him very much too." Martin continued: "No one combines the artistry and practicality of football better than him. His skills are superb and bring
This is the greatest joy for us fans."
"Yes, he is a real genius." Zomi clinked glasses with Martin: "He has brought Barcelona back to glory this season, here's to Ronaldinho." Martin drank the wine: "I was not Barcelona before.
Fans, I support Barcelona because of Ronaldinho." Zomi is proud of the club he supports: "If you get to know more deeply, you will find that this is a great club with fascinating culture and artistry..." Two
People were drinking and chatting about football. Martin knew very little about it and spent most of his time praising it.
Zomi, who is usually silent, talks endlessly about his only hobby and the clubs he supports, from the Dream Dynasty to Cruyff, etc., from Guardiola to Xavi, etc.
The two even made an appointment to go to the venue together to throw a pig's head at Luis Figo when Real Madrid travels to the United States.
In the following days, Martin became the only one among all the actors on the crew who could talk to the director about non-work topics for a long time.
Chapter completed!