Chapter 170 Yang Coffin (23)

After the Eight Immortals cursed, Gao Lao fought to smooth the tide of the Eight Immortals. The few of us began to discuss the funeral, which was roughly the same as Lao Wang said. However, we focused on discussing the issue of the height of the mourning hall.

If the funeral is held at the current level, there will definitely be constant strange things in the future. It is obviously impossible to rebuild it. Finally, we came up with a way to cover the top of the mourning hall with a big black cloth, and use the "black" to separate the aura of the mourning hall, so that it cannot affect the town.

The person who thought about this was Gao Lao. I asked him why, and he said: "Many things seem to be difficult to solve, but in fact, just use the simplest method. A few years ago, I met a rich man in another town. It looked a bit like this. The mourning hall was built very high and later it was covered with black cloth, and no strange things happened."

After we had a solution, we discussed it again and finally decided to let the thin monkey take a few Eight Immortals to cover the black cloth. Gao Lao and I made some arrangements in the mourning hall.

After the Shouhou and the others went to cover the black cloth, Gao Lao and I came to the coffin. Gao Lao looked at the deceased, frowned, and said, "The deceased is dying with his eyes open. The funeral is not easy to handle. The coffin is so big, so it is probably not easy to carry. Eight people probably can't lift it. You need to ask sixteen people to lift it."

I nodded and said, "The coffin is a bit outrageous, and the eight immortals must not be able to lift it."

"It is difficult for eight people to get together in the first lunar month, and it is even more difficult to find sixteen people. Unless you ask Liu Kai and the others to discuss, the coffin may not be carried out." Gao Lao was embarrassed.

I sighed and said, "When I saw the coffin, I thought about how to carry it. If I were to ask some fake immortals to carry it." However, in the first month of the year, the deceased was very resentful. Some fake immortals would definitely have something to carry it, so I could only ask the Eight Immortals to carry it.

I have also thought about asking Liu Kai to lend someone, but I just felt that it was not suitable. The grudge between our Eight Immortals and Liu Kai's Eight Immortals has not been a day or two, but for a long time, it was almost incompatible with water and fire. I went to invite them rashly, not only could I not invite them, but I might be ridiculed.

"Okay, no matter what the young people are doing, let's talk about the main business. While the master's daughter is here, some things must be discussed first. It is unlucky to cook at the funeral in the first lunar month. You have to give the key points of the red envelope. You have to pack one every day and a pack of cigarettes." said Widow Liu.

"I don't have time, the county leaders are all in the town, I need to accompany them." Lang Gao ruthlessly rejected me.

"I heard from Yan Shiqi that the tomb seems to be on a mountain in Balipu. I don't know which location is. When Yan Shiqi comes, I will ask him." I took out a cigarette and sent one to Gao Lao.

"Yes! Jiuyizi, I will make rice when I don't pay New Year's greetings in the first lunar month. The key to your red envelopes is to destroy our year's lottery." Another woman echoed: "Don't say that my aunts love red envelopes. This is the lottery for the year, and my aunts have no choice."

"Aunt Liu, this is a mourning hall!" I took a few steps back.

"Chen Baxian, do you think it is important to be funeral or to accompany the leader? Let's not talk about it, the county leader called me to type the card."

"What are you talking about? This red envelope must be given, and you have to give more!" As I said, I found a few red envelopes. I didn't have much money on me, so I asked Yu Qian to put some money in. She looked at me in confusion, took out her wallet, stuffed each red envelope of two hundred yuan, and handed them a few.

"People from my village come here to help cook!" As I said that, I recommended each other.

A few of them took the red envelope and said nothing. They asked me where I planned to beat the stove? How many people would cook, how big the table, table, chairs, bowls and chopsticks, whether to rent or buy things like this?

"This is almost the same, you have a little conscience!" Widow Liu walked up to me, and while I was not paying attention, he pinched my butt and muttered: "I haven't pinched it for a while, why has my butt become smaller."

When I was in a dilemma, Gao Lao said, "Chen Baxian, you are setting up a mourning hall here. I will go to find Liu Kai. You must first find the person carrying the coffin. Otherwise, there will be no time. The coffin must be too large and the tomb must be large. By the way, have you found the location of the tomb?"

"Five days, ten thousand yuan is equivalent to the salary you get when you are a director for half a year. You can consider it!" I said anxiously.

"In the first month of the year, let those county leaders stay in the police station. You can come out for a few days and save me. In terms of salary, as long as you open an exit, I can afford it." No matter what Lang Gao said, I was determined to invite him. After all, I had a million yuan in the backstage and I was full of confidence in speaking.

As he said that, he was going to step forward again. I was so eager to slap myself in the face. Why did Widow Liu call me a slut, and I wasn't this asking for embarrassment? Fortunately, I stuttered and Yu Qian walked in at this time.

After listening to my introduction, Widow Liu slapped her thigh with a palm and said thoughtfully: "No wonder you, a little boy, don't like your aunt so much. It turns out that you are with the daughter of a rich man. It's not your fault. Sister Jia is really pretty."

Made, I want to kick her. Every time this Widow Liu saw me, she always had to take some trouble with me, which made me feel scared from the bottom of my heart when I saw her. I invited her to cook at the funeral several times, but I avoided her, for fear of being molested by her.

"Okay, then I'll go and ask Liu Kai what he meant first. Be careful when you are alone in the mourning hall!" Gao Lao said, and left the mourning hall.

"Auntie, Chen Jiu and I only met yesterday." Yu Qian explained with a correct expression.

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Afterward, I will invite you to have a big meal and let you sit on the table!"

I have a headache for these problems. I am most afraid of such tedious things, so I asked them to wait a moment and I will make a call first.

I took out my cell phone and called Lang Gao. The first thing I said was, "Director Lang! I have to ask you for help again. There is still a lack of a guard in charge of this funeral."

Shortly after Mr. Gao left, Widow Liu led four women over, all of whom were from our village. The first thing she said when she saw me was, "Oh! Chen Jiu, you little brother, I didn't even go to worship my parents' New Year, so I brought my sisters to help you. Afterwards, you have to ask me to have a drink, otherwise, I will sit down to death."

Widow Liu glanced at my crotch, smiled wickedly, and said, "Auntie knows this is a mourning hall, but if you don't see you normally, it's not a mourning hall."

"Brother Jiu, who is this person?" Samba walked to me and asked.

"How many?" Lang Gao was stunned for a moment.

"Two thousand yuan a day, five days in total. I will pay you 10,000 yuan. The red envelope is calculated separately. You just need to manage my business for me. Let me do all the other things. Even if it is the main family matter, I will also take care of it. You just need to be a good guest."

"If something happens, the master will blame you, will you bear it alone?"

"Yes, the daughter of the master is next to me. I can ask her to testify, or even ask her to say hello to the county leaders. You just need to come over to manage the affairs. Director Lang, this is 10,000 yuan, you don't need to do anything, just talk. This kind of opportunity is rare in ten years, you have to think clearly!" I was thinking about inviting Lang Gao over, regardless of other things. There is no good guest in a funeral, and those tedious things can make people collapse.
Chapter completed!