Chapter 447 Seal Seven (75)

According to the etiquette of "inviting ghosts" at funerals, the tenth dish is the highlight of the whole table and the highlight of the whole meal, commonly known as "cooking vegetables".

There are two types of "broken vegetables". One is "broken vegetables" in weddings, also called "broken joy". The other is "broken vegetables" in funerals. The etiquette is more complicated and even a bit complicated.

First of all, when the tenth dish was served, the filial son and grandson of the deceased had to kneel down and kowtow to thank the ancestors for coming to the funeral. This kowtow was a bit particular, and the etiquette of three to two to five.

The so-called "three goes, two goes, and five goes," refers to the filial son and grandson kneeling at the end of the court, kowtow three times, kneeling and walking forward two steps, bowing five times, and repeating over and over again until the altar.

When you arrive at the altar, filial sons and grandchildren cannot be idle. They need to use white cloth to pave a three-inch and seven-inch-wide white cloth road until the end of the court. There should be some fruits, yellow paper, and candles and ingots on both sides of the road for the ancestors to eat and take as they please when they walk on the white cloth road, which means being rich and noble. Therefore, this white cloth road is called the "Fu Road".

When posting Spring Festival couplets and birthday celebrations, many people will paste the word "Fu" upside down in order to make good luck. According to the current meaning, "Fu" is actually posted on "Fu Road", which symbolizes that living people can be as rich and noble as their ancestors take the "Fu Road".

After paving the "blessed road", it means that the ancestors and sects are about to leave. At this time, descendants need to cry, and the more sad the sound, the better. There are two meanings: one is to commemorate the kindness of the ancestors and sects of their ancestors, and the other is to hope that the ancestors and sects can bring the souls of the dead to the underworld, avoiding the suffering of the ghost messenger.

Of course, these etiquettes are relatively old and rarely used now. However, they are still used in some remote villages, and this etiquette is just in this Liuma Village.

So, when I was attending the ninth dish, the sister-in-law Hua asked someone to tell me such an etiquette.

At this moment, my face showed a ferocious look and shouted: "Ten dishes are all the ancestors who drink wine. At this time, tears are dripping from drinking. The whole family sits at a table. The order of Laojun is welcomed in front of the hall. I will take care of Laojun. I will take care of Laojun. I will drink wine and vegetarian dishes. I will express my feelings. God is jealous of less than four talents, which makes ghosts come to seize food. I invite Laojun to walk in front of the hall. The rolling thunder will immediately drop, destroying souls and no future life."

I have thought of letting someone bring some unlucky things to the main hall, but when I remember that I was holding a funeral, if I brought those unlucky things over, it would affect the normal funeral, so I could only bite the bullet and go to it.

Made, a damn old thing, I cursed inwardly, picked up a long wooden bench, and ran towards Lao Wang.

But why doesn't it work? Could it be that the scolding was not ruthless enough?

After they discussed everything, the Eight Immortals were busy paving the "lucky way", while Lao Wang held the tenth dish and shouted: "The last dish is here! Be careful of the hot!"

"Old Wang, is it okay!" I shouted.

As I cursed, I spitted in that direction, threw the vegetable bowl, and threw all the ones I could throw around me.

When I shouted, I suddenly threw the soul-summoning banner in my hand towards Lao Wang, and said furiously: "Laojun descended to the earth to avoid ghosts, let's see the sky thunder then subside!"

As I said that, I ran to the altar with one arrow, picked up the bowls and chopped them down the ground, and cursed, "I want to see today, how dare I come here to make trouble. I'm so shameless. There is no reason for uninvited. I'll let you eat, let you eat."

Thinking of this, I immediately thought of Widow Liu in our village. She was so arrogant that she had scolded people. If she had known this would happen, she would have brought her. She could win thousands of troops with one mouth.

Listening to this, I was really a dumb person who ate coptis chinensis and couldn't say anything, so I had to continue throwing things.

To be honest, our Eight Immortals Cup is very good and doesn't know Taoism at all. We can only use some habits passed down from the countryside to disgust ghosts and drive them away. However, sometimes, these tricks are useless at all.

Immediately afterwards, he took a step and walked into the hall. He didn't know what was going on. As soon as Lao Wang stepped on the hall with his right foot, sweat dripped as big as a bean, and the dish in his hand began to tremble.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said vibrato: "No...no...no...no!"

Originally, the Eight Immortals were unwilling to pave the "lucky road" and said that it would affect their fortune. Fortunately, the sincerity of the Liuma Village was pretty good. They added 200 yuan to each of them. In addition, Mr. Fan said good things about helping others is helping oneself, and they will accumulate good deeds. The Eight Immortals reluctantly agreed.

When I arrived in front of Lao Wang, I raised the wooden bench and smashed it down. With a 'clang', the wooden bench broke, and the wood chips flew everywhere. Immediately afterwards, the air in the main hall seemed to be much fresher.

Made, it’s really strange. Something broke into the banquet, and as long as you ‘invite’ Laojun, smash the plate, and swear, you can drive away those things.

This action made the people outside the main hall who were watching the fun, and many people were saying, "Then Chen Baxian wouldn't be epilepsy, right?"

I heard that after someone talked about the etiquette, I was in trouble at that time. The deceased family of three died. Isn’t this difficult to find filial sons and grandchildren?

When serving, there was not much time to think about it, so I asked the Eight Immortals to pave the "lucky way". As for the etiquette of going to three, two and five, it was really impossible to continue. After all, we Eight Immortals are just Eight Immortals, and we cannot pretend to be filial sons and grandchildren of the dead because of money. This is unlucky to our Eight Immortals' parents, and it means cursing them.

After cursing these words, I glanced at Lao Wang. He was still like that, holding the plate, sweating profusely.

Now, I threw away all the things on the altar except the black and white photos. Lao Wang was still like that. This scared me. I immediately threw my eyes at Mr. Fan for help. I didn't know that the old guy ignored me and was just smoking, as if the scene in front of me had nothing to do with him.

After fighting, I felt very happy. I began to imitate Widow Liu's curse. I put one hand in my waist and pointed to Lao Wang with the other hand, cursing: "I said you were the main hall, you slept with your sister-in-law, hugged your sister, kissed your sister, and rode your sister-in-law."

When I saw this situation, I secretly shouted that something was wrong. The thing I was most worried about happened. Something broke into the banquet.

After hearing what he said, I felt relieved and looked around vigilantly. Many people looked at me with the look of looking at the psychopath. I ignored those people and asked Lao Wang: "Have those things gone?"

He nodded, wiped his sweat again, and said, "It seems that he has left, but he hasn't left again. Only by asking Taoist Master Qing Xuanzi to come over."

When I heard this, I frowned and said, "Master Qing Xuanzi is not allowed to do important things behind the main hall. It is up to us to do this matter."

"Ah!" Lao Wang exclaimed and said, "Jiuyizi, you have to think clearly that if this matter is handled inappropriately, it will cause death."
Chapter completed!