Chapter 53 Repairing the Shredder
Because the paper shredder was broken, Tang Haixing could not continue in the office, so he had to bring a basin of water and put a copy of his resume in the water to destroy it.
Mo Fei and Gong Changzhang were now installing the paper shredder with the remote control installed and constantly installing it back, so they did not disturb the two of them.
However, not long after, the two discovered that they had made a wrong choice.
As a newbie in the workplace and also one of the few fools in this era, Lele actually believed in Haixing’s nonsense:
"Although I lost the paper shredder, it is still very fun to smash the resume manually, right? Lele."
While cutting the resume into pieces, Lele replied excitedly:
"Yes, seeing the resumes disappear, I understand more about the internship opportunities. Looking at the variety of skills on the resume, I know better that I have to work harder."
Tang Haixing next to him actually said:
"Little screw."
Lele also shouted in great agreement:
"Great achievements!"
After hearing this, Mo Fei and Gong Changzhang, who were assembling a paper shredder, couldn't help rolling their eyes. They could only say that Lele was seriously harmed by the starfish!
He shook the water from the chopsticks and asked with a serious look:
"Report the statistical results."
"The common skill that ranks first at the moment is proficiency in word, Mr. Tang, should I buy an office automation tutorial package?"
Hearing this, Gong Changzhang couldn't help but speak, stopping Haixing from continuing to brainwash Lele:
"Lele, you can find the most basic things like Word, such as Xiaobai or your Mo Fei. If it really doesn't work, come to me and I will do it a little."
Mofe nodded:
"That's right, if you have anything you want to learn, just ask us, we will definitely give you all what we know. We won't know, and it's useless if you learn it."
"Mofi is right. Most people dare to say that they are proficient in word as long as they know how to build documents. Do you know how to use a water dispenser?"
Lele nodded:
"Um."
"Then you can write on your resume and be more proficient in various office appliances. Can you use a shredder?"
"Yeah~"
"Then you can write and learn very well, and you can be familiar with all kinds of office appliances in a very short time. When the paper shredder is repaired, I promise to reply to you in ten seconds."
"Haha! Yes!"
It happened that at this time, Xiaobai and Ajie walked in.
Seeing the figures of the two, Tang Haixing immediately spoke:
"Come quickly, shredded paper will make us happier and we have to understand many truths."
At this moment, Ajie was about to leave, turned his head and said to Xiaobai beside him:
"Why don't you hurry up and help me, I'll come after finishing Dumu's work."
As a gay friend in an apartment, Xiaobai certainly understood Ajie, and was about to leave. Then he grabbed his back and said:
"Don't try to run."
After pulling Ajie to the shredder, Xiaobai asked:
"How is the repair?"
Hearing this, Mo Fei and Gong Changzhang looked at each other. Mo Fei shook his head, and Gong Changzhang took the water from the table and took a sip.
Seeing this scene, Xiaobai said helplessly:
"When will you do your bare hands? Oh my God, if you can repair the paper shredder, Ajie is willing to take on all the paper shredding work."
Seeing Xiaobai being so unfaithful, the second sister immediately dumped him when he checked:
"I do hard work, you don't want to run away."
After covering the lid, Moffey took the water thrown by the bow and opened the bottle cap and said:
"We checked for a long time and there was no obvious damage inside, but there was something strange."
After saying that, he raised his head and drank water. As long as Gong Changzhang cooperated, he picked up a resume and placed it on the order directly. Then he cleared his throat. A father said to his daughter:
"This guy will move when he praises it, paper shredder, come on!"
Because the bow Chang Zhang attracted the attention of Xiaobai and Ajie, Mo Fei, who had finished drinking water next to him, mainly pressed the remote control lightly, and then started to work even after four fingers.
And in everyone's eyes, this scene really turned into a long bow and praised the paper shredder before it could work.
Seeing this scene, Lele looked at Haixing beside him, and then said:
"Paper shredder, your shredding paper looks so beautiful."
Then, the paper shredder really moved twice, but soon, it stopped immediately, scaring Ajie and Xiaobai next to him to take a step back.
"It's unscientific to have a bunch of broken parts and listen to good things."
Hearing Xiaobai's words, he took over the long bow of the remote control and immediately let the half-destroyed paper retreat, looking at Xiaobai and Ajie in a daze.
After looking at the starfish beside him, he said in surprise:
"This, no, this shredder has a pretty bad temper!"
"Its circuit board structure is much more complicated than that of ordinary paper shredders. Maybe it is a built-in artificial intelligence chip. Forget it, I must have been thinking too much. Why do paper shredders need built-in artificial intelligence chips?"
Listening to Mo Fei's words, Gong Chang Zhang continued:
"Not necessarily. I heard from a friend of mine that the refrigerator in her friend's house has built-in artificial intelligence chips, not only that, but also a series of electronic products such as microwave ovens, dishwashers, air conditioners, etc.
So it is not rare to have artificial intelligence chips installed in such machines, but the chip is not activated. This time, Mo Fei and I repaired it, maybe it was activated in a sense.
Now someone uses Ganming. One day, will I and I install a voice-controlled hardware for this shredder? Maybe she will be able to speak."
"If you praise it for making it work properly, why are you still standing there? As you said, if you repair the shredder, you have to contract the shredder."
Hearing this, Xiaobai and Ajie looked at each other, and Tang Haixing continued to encourage:
"Empower him more and your performance depends on it."
So Ajie spoke:
"Shredder, you..."
After looking at Xiaobai, the two shouted together:
“It’s great!”
I have to say that this scene is really funny in Gong Changzhang's eyes. Unlike Mo Fei, his laughter is actually a bit low, so he has successfully pinched the inner side of his thigh, but even so, he still has the urge to laugh.
In order to prevent the bow from being exposed, Mo Fei had to walk behind him, reach his hand to his waist, and then 180 degrees.
After feeling the pain, Gong Changzhang froze instantly and had no smile at all. Fortunately, although he is still at level one in his skill of holding back laughing, she has already been full of the skill of holding back pain.
So, in the next period of time, Gong Changzhang was missing by Mo Fei by more than 80 times, and basically all the waists, thighs and the inner side of his shoulders were purple.
Now let alone pinching, even if you move, you can feel the pain of needles all over your body. Thanks to this pain, he can temporarily fill up his laughter-stopping skills.
In order to make the paper shredder work normally, Xiaobai and aunt had to encourage each other in a fancy way, but even so, the two began to feel a little scarce.
"Little Crush, the sound you make when you work is super nice, just like Teacher Lin Chiling, playing with chainsaw, it is sweet and exciting."
Chapter completed!