After ignoring Ajie's actions, Ruoyu said helplessly:

"It's so hard to learn Henan dialect! The chairman will definitely see that I'm just pretending, will he look down on me?"

Seeing Ruoyu becoming more and more depressed, Ajie immediately tried to encourage her in his own way:

"How about I transfer you a 99-yuan red envelope? Take it and drink more water."

There is a saying that there is such a straight male colleague beside him who is trying to persuade him. Ruoyu, who originally only had resentment but no temper, was also forced to lose his temper:

"Well, I don't want red envelopes, I don't want to drink water, I'm out of shape, and I have an unpleasant accent, what should I do?"

Although he is a straight man, Ajie is at least a person with many years of career experience. He still knows a little bit about this most basic method of dissuasion:

"You are the most beautiful female colleague I have ever seen."

However, Ruoyu, who knew Ajie well, said the other way round:

"You haven't seen many women."

Although this sentence is a little heartbreaking, the best thing to do now is for Ruoyu to cheer up quickly.

So Ajie spoke again:

"You are very good at dressing up. I often look at you secretly."

I have to say that it is most useful to persuade a girl to praise her for her beauty. As soon as these words came out, Ruoyu's mood actually improved a lot.

"Then do you think you look better yesterday, or today?"

However, as a color blind person, Ajie was stunned for a second and then said:

“They all look good.”

Facing Ruoyu's questioning look, Ajie turned his gaze to the side and said:

"Okay, yesterday's set still looks good, that set has tougher lines, but today's set... has too many arcs."

After listening to Ajie's evaluation, Ruoyu asked reluctantly:

"What about the color? Which color do you like better?"

Thinking about it quickly in his mind, Ajie blurted out:

"It looks better today, like the color of the sky."

After listening to Ajie's words, Ruoyu quickly looked down at the yellow clothes on his body and couldn't help but ask:

"This is the sky where pm2.5 explodes! You like this."

Seeing that he said something wrong, Ajie said indifferently:

"I like it, the blue one is very beautiful."

After realizing something was wrong, Ruoyu immediately asked:

"So what color were you wearing yesterday?"

"Red, very enthusiastic."

“But the thing I wore yesterday was obviously Liu’s!

Ajie, are you color blind?

No wonder you only talked about the shape and not the color."

Looking at Ruoyu who was laughing out loud in front of him, Ajie asked lightly:

"I'm finally happy."

In response to Ajie's words, Ruoyu took back his hand:

"Of course, 100 words of comfort are not worth a little secret. Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you."

At the same time, in order to better cope with the chairman's dinner party, Gong Changzhang had no choice but to take Murphy and Dali to the mall to choose suitable clothes and get a better-looking hairstyle.

Of course, it was not him who asked to buy clothes this time, but Murphy.

It can only be said that in the face of big issues of right and wrong, Murphy is relatively knowledgeable.

…

…

Listening to the screams that kept coming from outside, Lele trembled and trembled, while Zhuge Dali quietly ate the delicacies in front of him, while Gong Zhang Zhang stared at the bowl dripping wine next to him. At present,

This bowl is already more than half full and is almost full.

At this time, the little emperor was teasing him from the side. Murphy, who was forced to lie on the bed, could only say that he applied the word "pervert" very thoroughly from beginning to end.

At this time, the little emperor, you also noticed that there was a little employee here who was shaking all over and was so scared.

As for Gong Chang Zhang and Zhuge Dali, one of them has a gold medal for immunity from death, and they have great martial arts, so they may not be able to defeat them together.

The other is the current head of the Zhuge family. Although she is a first-generation female, if she dies, then Zhuge Jiasi will be the leader of his children and will cause trouble everywhere. Otherwise, there will be great chaos in the country the next day.

So even though he was an incompetent little emperor, he still knew that he couldn't afford to offend either of the two people in front of him.

Two people who can't afford to offend can't mess with the little girl in front of them who has no power and power, and the entire department has been fired. Are they just playing casually?

"Hey, why are you still here?"

Seeing that the little emperor focused his attention on himself, Lele immediately cried and shouted:

"Your Majesty, I have strong learning ability and don't need much salary. You have no reason to fire me."

Seeing the little girl's panic, the little emperor said with disdain:

"Your entire department is gone, what are you going to do with your little workers?"

After saying that, he turned his attention to the manager Ouchi next to him.

Then, Eunuch Fu, the general manager of the palace, shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Drag him out and fry him."

Knowing that he could not avoid being fired, Lele reached out to grab a handful of food on the table and stuffed it into his mouth before being dragged out. Even if he died, he would have to die!

Seeing this scene, Murphy, who was forced to lie on the bed, finally opened his mouth and cursed:

"Hunjun, if you can, fire me too."

After listening to Murphy's shouts, the little emperor who was deaf from his ancestors automatically deleted the words he didn't want to hear. In this way, Murphy's shouts became in his ears:

"You are capable, Concubine Mo, this is the first time you have praised me."

There is a saying that goes, if a person is shameless, he is invincible. Looking at the shameless little emperor in front of him, Murphy collapsed on the bed with a look of helplessness and chose to give up.

Listening to the screams coming from outside the door, Zhuge Dali shook his head gently, slowly put down his chopsticks, and then coughed twice.

Hearing this voice, Gong Changzhang sighed helplessly, picked up the full bowl, and then drank all the wine in the bowl. Not to mention, the wine tasted really good.

Just when he reached out to the peerless knife placed beside him, the old emperor actually appeared outside the door with his men. Seeing this, Gong Changzhang and Zhuge Dali looked at each other, and then chose to wait and see what happened.

Sure enough, as the old emperor walked in, the chief steward immediately panicked, and as expected, the young emperor also panicked:

"Dad, you are not..."

Looking at the little emperor in yellow robes in front of him, the old emperor said angrily:

"You traitor! I went out on patrol and was trapped in the mountains for several days without contact. You actually announced that I was dead and took the throne on your own initiative. It is really treasonous."

As a qualified outsider, Eunuch Fu immediately greased his feet and sneaked to the old emperor's side, then pointed at the little emperor and said:

"Treasonous and unethical!"

Although the guy in front of him is his only heir, but since he dares to do such a treacherous thing, then the old emperor can naturally do even more crazy things, so...

"Someone, drag this guy out and fire him."

Looking at the little emperor who kept begging for mercy but was still being dragged out, Murphy immediately shouted:

"Oh, fire me too and let me go with my husband!"

However, as a saying goes, deafness is inherited from ancestors, and narcissism is naturally also inherited from ancestors.

Although his hair was gray, the old emperor still said softly:

"You call me husband?"

Hearing this, Murphy looked at the old emperor with a strange expression, as if to confirm whether she had heard correctly. However, the next second, the old emperor's words only made her confirm that she had not heard wrongly:

"Okay, I'll give you a chance."

After hearing this, Murphy couldn't help shouting:

"Is deafness in your family inherited from your ancestors?"

Seeing this scene, Gong Changzhang couldn't help but sigh and shook his head, then slowly walked forward and picked up Murphy. Although he couldn't do anything to the old emperor, after all, that would be treason, but he carried Murphy

Throwing it into the pot wouldn't be a big mistake for him.

Looking at Murphy who was tied into a rice dumpling, Hu Qiang couldn't help but ask:

"Why are you here too?"

After confirming that they were not yet familiar with each other, Murphy immediately said with tears in his eyes:

"Husband, if you die, I can't live anymore, so just let me go with you!"

Seeing the two enemies tied into rice dumplings, Gong Changzhang couldn't help but shook his head, then casually took out a hot chili from the pot and started eating.

In order to prevent the old emperor from continuing to be evil and wanting to cause trouble, Gong Changzhang and Zhuge Dali chose to guard here. Although they could not save their lives, they could at least ensure that they could die more easily and would not suffer any further harm.

Wronged.

However, before they could get to know each other, the owner of the dream woke up.

…

…

Looking at the depressed people, Hu Qiang encouraged himself and everyone at the same time:

"Everyone, please be optimistic. We still have time. As long as we prepare well, we will be able to create miracles."

Although Hu Qiang spoke forcefully and confidently, Lele said without confidence:

"Manager Hu, I haven't seen any miracles, but there are bad omens."

There is a saying that the word "bad omen" does have something to do with it. You can see that Ajie's face is usually paralyzed, but Ajie actually showed a surprised expression at this time.

Ignoring Ajie's subtle expression, Lele said to herself:

"Teacher Tang and I had the same dream last night."

Starfish on the side continued what Lele said:

"In the dream, all of us died. Chairman, is he a person who takes pleasure in killing people? That's not possible, killing Lele."

Hearing Tang Haixing jokingly use his own name, Lele looked at him speechlessly.

At this time, Ajie looked at the computer in front of him with a sad face and said:

"The rewards can no longer be used. The only suspense left now is what kind of food we will be made into.

Su-style fried salted fish.”

Xiaobai, who was eating snacks with chopsticks, laughed at himself:

"Then I'll make the white and fat pork belly, which will go well with your salted fish."

Ruoyu sighed with helplessness on his face:

"Um, my previous boss liked my accent, but now my boss hates my accent. I just don't know whether to add sugar or salt to the scrambled eggs with persimmons. No, um, it will turn into a lottery soon.

Get lost."

Seeing that everyone was looking down, Tang Haixing said helplessly:

"They're all in the same pot, so don't differentiate between them. Just add some starfish. The lack of seafood in the dish will make it taste inferior."

Just when everyone was extremely disappointed, the three people, who had changed their clothes and had their hair done, opened the door of the warehouse and walked in.

Of course, the two girls were all dressed in white, while Gong Changzhang was still dressed in black as usual.

I have to say that now the only way to distinguish between Dali and Murphy is to look at their hairstyle. Dali’s bangs are combed to the left, while Murphy’s bangs are combed to the right. The bow standing in the middle is long and stretched.

Wear a wig and have a middle parting.

Seeing that no one spoke except Lele who exclaimed in surprise, Murphy looked at himself, then at everyone with surprised faces, and explained:

"I went to the mall and bought a temporary suit. If you think it's not good, then I'll change back to square dancing clothes."

Could it be that he turned around and left, Hu Qiang immediately said:

"Oh, no, why are you so sudden?"

While Mo Fei was talking to Hu Qiang, Gong Zhang Zhang took off the backpack behind him, took out the Yida he bought on the road, popped two pills into his mouth, chewed them, and listened to Mo Fei in front of him.

Explanation:

"Originally, I thought it was no big deal to have dinner with the boss, but since you all attach so much importance to it, I don't intend to hinder my family. Alas, I can only do what I can. Don't expect me to flatter the boss when I eat.

."

Listening to Murphy's words, Gong Changzhang couldn't help but smile. It was indeed the case. In order not to hold everyone back, when they were about to get off work yesterday, Murphy dragged him and Dali to the mall to choose a suit for each of them.

It can only be said that it is a big city. A suit can kill more than 4,000 people. The three of them together spent nearly 13,000 without suits, not to mention that the three of them had to get their hair done.

Of course, all that needs to be done are the two short-haired girls, Dali and Murphy. As Gong Changzhang, who always has short hair, it is OK to just wear a wig.

But even so, the money for the wigs and the money for the two of them to do their hair once again cost more than 1,000. It can only be said that the three of them really spent a lot of money to cope with this dinner.

But the ending is good after all, so the suit is quite expensive, but if you don’t wear this suit every day, it will last you a few years. As for the wig on your head, if you sell it back to the IT department, someone will definitely want it.

Just when everyone was feeling confident, Haixing suddenly said a word that knocked everyone's originally confident hearts to the bottom:

"That's not right, Ajie, did you upload the wrong official account photo?"

Hearing this, everyone started to move and started to take out their mobile phones to check. I didn't know this, but I was shocked when I saw it!

Looking at the photos on his phone, Xiaobai said in surprise:

"You actually put pictures of bird wings, angel wings, and devil wings on it!"

As the know-it-all in the department, Ruoyu immediately spoke:

“Managers of other departments have forwarded it on their WeChat Moments!”

Realizing that something was wrong, Hu Qiang immediately asked:

"Ajie, why did you forward it without confirming it? Didn't I ask you to copy the email to everyone?"

Hearing what Hu Qiang said, Lele immediately defended Ajie and said:

"Manager Hu, you were the first to reply 'read'. We thought there was no problem."

Seeing that the blame was thrown on him, Hu Qiang immediately spoke to defend himself:

"That was my automatic reply!"

Seeing that everyone was panicking, Ajie, as the initiator of this incident, naturally panicked too:

"Then what should we do now! The chairman will kill us!"

Xiaobai also said:

"Am I going to be fired!"

Seeing how depressed everyone was, Tang Haixing immediately took the responsibility on himself and said:

"It's all my fault!"

Of course, Gong Chang and Zhang Zhang, who didn't know in advance that the chairman had also liked it, were watching the show. They didn't know that all the people who had liked it were panicking.

Hu Qiang, who stepped off the exercise bike tremblingly, said in a confused voice:

"Calm down, calm down, we still have time!"

As soon as he finished speaking, someone’s Ding Ding music started playing:

"Your boss Lisa sent an email."

Upon hearing this message, Hu Qiang immediately took out his mobile phone, read the email, and then whispered:

"Lisa said that the chairman wants to have dinner with us, right now."

…

…

After arriving at the conference room, Gong Chang glanced at Hu Qiang beside him with a question mark on his face as he looked at the plate brought to him, but said nothing.

After all, such a large plate doesn’t feel warm to the touch, so it can’t be filled with caviar, right?

After seeing that everyone was done, Lisa smiled and said softly:

"Next, let us welcome with warm applause the chairman's visit and guidance."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone stood up and applauded enthusiastically.

As the door was opened, what appeared was not the elderly chairman, but an oversized Dingdole. Everyone looked confused when they saw it.

Lisa on the side took a look at her phone and explained to everyone:

"Chairman, I have an impromptu business trip to Europe. I am currently waiting at the airport and have a very important business meeting after boarding the plane. Therefore, I can only advance the time and have a meal with everyone remotely."

Although the scene was very sloppy, everyone looked at each other and sat down, looking at the oversized Ding Ding Le with smiles on their faces.

With the communication connection, Da Da Ding Le's eyes lit up instantly. Seeing this scene, Xiao Bai couldn't help but complain:

"Your dad's eyes look quite like the Terminator."

Ajie, who had a guilty conscience, covered his face and said tremblingly:

"The chairman must be checking who drew those three paintings. It's over."

Hearing Ajie's thoughts, Hu Qiang immediately turned his head and whispered:

"Stop shaking. If you keep shaking, wouldn't it mean that you're not bringing it upon yourself?"

While everyone was interacting with the chairman, Gong Changzhang focused all his attention on Murphy, who was on his upper right.

When the door first opened, the smile on Mo Fei's face was an indescribable smile. It was like a banquet with a special guest, and she seemed to know who the special guest was, so

There is three points of expectation and seven points of joyful smile.

Perhaps she knew in advance that the person dining with everyone this time was not the chairman himself, but an oversized Dingdule, right?

Of course, all this is just Gong Changzhang's guess.

As time passed slowly, after calling the names of Lele and Ruoyu, the chairman turned his attention to Gong Changzhang:

"That young man in black clothes is Xiao Gong, right?"

Hearing this, Gong Changzhang turned around instantly, turned his head and looked at Da Dao Ding Le, and said with a smile:

"Boss, I haven't seen you for a few years."

"Haha, I haven't seen you in two years. I remember you were in the security department before? How did you get transferred to this department?"

"Oh, after working night shifts for ten years, my body and bones couldn't bear it anymore, so I switched to day shifts to recuperate my health."

"Yes, you are right, your body is your capital. Okay, since you are in this department, I can rest assured. I have something to do here, so I won't talk about it for now."

The next second, the large-sized Dingdule went offline directly.

When they saw the large-sized Dingdule offline, everyone looked at it like this, except for Lisa and Murphy, who had just chatted with the chairman.

The reason Lisa was not surprised was that she had known some inside information for a long time, so she was not surprised by the interaction between the chairman and Gong Changzhang.

However, Murphy is not surprised, but it is incomprehensible. Maybe he has already investigated something with the power of Jeanswest?

…

…

In the evening, in order to celebrate death and rebirth, and because everyone only had one bun at noon, a few people directly ordered a bunch of food and had a simple party in the Ministry of Public Security.

Of course, it was definitely not anyone else’s turn to order the food this time. Gong Changzhang took care of everything. Originally, he really planned to ask everyone to consider it together. Good guy, if I just asked, it was all fried chicken.

I don’t know why, but these people like to eat fried chicken so much when they have a fried chicken bar. In order to eat better and be healthier, Gong Changzhang chose a restaurant with a good reputation.

I ordered three large dishes, four side dishes, and 12 servings of rice, but the restaurant actually said it would take three hours to deliver. For this reason, Gong Changzhang had to order the food two hours in advance.

After placing all the dishes on the table, Hu Qiang stood at the front and poured himself a glass of wine, and then said to Gong Changzhang:

"Here's a glass of wine to Brother Gong."

After saying that, he raised his head and drank the glass of beer.

The few people nearby who were happy after the disaster, except Tang Haixing, also raised the beer in their hands, looked at Gong Changzhang and said:

"Brother Jing Gong."

Seeing how this man was trying to save face, Gong Changzhang also smiled and drank a can of beer.

After placing the jar in his hand on the table, Ruoyu leaned on the chair and sighed:

"I didn't expect that you and the chairman have such a good relationship. If it weren't for you, maybe we would have been fired.

You see, Tang Hai is actually crying."

In this way, all eyes turned to himself, and Tang Haixing said with tears in his eyes:

"It ended so soon. How could it happen? It must be that I didn't work hard enough, otherwise my father would definitely recognize me."

When he heard this, he complained:

"Next time when you eat, put on titanium alloy dog ​​eyes and stare at the chairman with big eyes."

As a copywriter, Xiaobai also intervened and said:

"The deep love between father and son is reflected when he stares."

Ajie on the side raised the wine glass in his hand drunkenly, looked at Hu Qiang and said:

"Manager Hu, I respect you. If you hadn't talked a lot and delayed time, I might have been unable to hold back and beg the chairman for mercy."

Hearing this, Gong Changzhang interrupted with a smile:

"Get out of here, Lao Hu was just like you at that time. He was as panicked as a dog. Don't listen to him pretending there."

Jian's opportunity to show off was interrupted by Gong Changzhang. Hu Qiang didn't say anything and asked instead:

"By the way, Brother Gong, why are you so familiar with the chairman?"

"Yes, why did the chairman immediately log off without any worries after you chatted for a few words?"

"Come on, tell me, there's something we don't know."

Looking at the people with evil smiles on their faces, Chief Gong smiled and took off the wig on his head and said:

"Oh, actually, I saved the chairman's life nearly eight years ago. At that time, the chairman was still in good health and would often visit the company for inspections.

One night, he passed out in the toilet while patrolling upstairs. I happened to be passing by at that time and saved his life. By the way, my identity was also exposed at that time.

Ever since, the chairman and I got to know each other. In the final analysis, it was just fate.

Come, have a drink!”

Just when everyone was getting ready to drink, perhaps because their nerves were too tense in the morning, or perhaps because of the alcohol, Ajie actually fell asleep directly on the table.

Just sleep, and he even spoke clearly in his sleep:

"Night, deep night, I was sitting on the bus..."

Seeing this scene, everyone had a smile on their faces, but of course they didn't laugh out loud. Then they all took out their mobile phones and started recording or video recording. I have to say that this is indeed a very interesting thing, but I don't know what happened after Ajie woke up.

What kind of expression would it be?

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Chapter completed!