Chapter 77 Signs of the Extreme Night(1/2)
"Teacher Li is starting class!"
"Teacher Li is starting class, hurry up!"
“Is it exciting?”
"What do you think, hurry up, no matter how late you are, there will be no seat!"
In the classrooms of Tai Academy and North College, most students rushed over to grab a good position.
In class, Li Ziye took a homemade insulated tea cup and blew it like a sip of tea. Then, he sucked the tea leaves in his mouth, and spit it back into the tea cup with a spit.
"vomit!"
Suddenly, many students below were so disgusted that they almost vomited.
Li Ziye looked at the students in front of him with contempt. This is the standard tea drinking action of teachers, you know nothing!
"Okay, class starts!"
Seeing that everyone was almost here, Li Ziye put down the teacup and said, "Today, I will continue to take a physiological and hygiene class."
Below, dozens of Tai students heard this and their eyes began to shine.
Outside the classroom, there were many tibetan scholars who had not won the position, and they were just waiting for this moment.
Li Ziye took out a portrait and stuck it on the wooden stand, grinned and said, "In view of the pressure from above, today, we will use stickman instead. You can just imagine the specific details for yourself."
"Depend on!"
The students below saw a few simple outlines of the woman in the portrait, and they couldn't help but swear, liar!
In disappointment, everyone immediately stood up and left.
"Hey, let's go!"
Seeing this, Li Ziye did not stop him. He picked up his thermos cup, took another sip of tea, and said, "I originally wanted to teach you some tips for having a son."
"Um?"
When the Tai students who were about to get up and leave heard this, their bodies were shocked and looked at the young man in front of them, with a look of suspicion on their faces?
Is there a trick to have a son?
"Li, Teacher Li, is it true?"
A slightly older student opened his mouth and then gritted his teeth and asked.
He has married his wife and has given birth to two daughters, but has never been able to give birth to a son. This matter has always been a knot in his heart.
"Of course it's true."
Li Ziye grinned and said, "Have I lied to you?"
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other, and a look of contempt flashed in their eyes at the same time, and they deceived them!
Their pigeons were released in the last class!
"Cough! Cough!"
Li Ziye also thought that he seemed to have fooled these guys, coughed twice, covered up his embarrassment, looked ahead, and said, "Let's go on class, do you know who decides to have a boy or a girl?"
"Of course it's up to the woman to decide!"
Below, a student from the woe replied, and then all the students in the classroom burst into laughter.
"vulgar."
Li Ziye said contemptuously, then felt confused and added, "Ignorance!"
"Teacher Li, then who do you think decides? Could it be that you can't give birth to a son or a man's fault?" The student who spoke before said unconvinced.
"You answered correctly."
Li Ziye's eyes swept over the students below and said, "It's your fault that you can't have a son, and it has nothing to do with your wife."
"How is that possible!"
"Teacher Li, you can't talk nonsense."
In the classroom, everyone suddenly became excited and refused to admit it.
In an era when men are superior to women, it is not easy to make men admit their mistakes. What's more, being unfilial is the greatest thing to be unfilial and not having a son is not a big mistake. This makes it possible for the students who have always been arrogant to accept it.
Before class, Li Ziye took his thermos cup and sucked a sip of tea, then spitted the tea back twice. As a teacher, the process of drinking tea must not be missed.
Below, the students who were still squirting wildly were immediately disgusted and could not speak.
"Don't say it?"
Seeing this, Li Ziye put down the thermos and said, "Then I will say it."
"Bang!"
Li Ziye took out another portrait and stuck it on the wooden rack, saying, "First of all, let's talk about what the decisive factor in determining the birth of a boy or a girl, yes, it's the chromosome."
"chromosome?"
When everyone below heard this, their expressions were stunned. What's the point?
"You guys, you guys, didn't listen to my class carefully at first glance."
Li Ziye squirted first, and then continued, "The chromosome is similar to the true qi you practiced when you practice martial arts. You can't see or touch it, but it really exists. The chromosome of a man is xy and the woman's chromosome is xx. When you and your wife have children, the chromosomes in the body will be divided into two, and then they will be freely combined to form a pair again. You said, "You don't provide the y chromosome, how can your wife give birth to a son?"
"this!"
In the classroom, the students of the Taishou looked at each other in disbelief as they heard these unheard remarks.
This is too shocking!
"Teacher Li, you have never heard of these things you said!"
A student raised a question and said, "Will you make up for it?"
“Good question.”
Li Ziye grinned and said, "Learning means learning to question. These remarks were told by the Confucian leader, and I also think they are nonsense. Why don't we ask the Confucian leader together?"
"hiss!"
When everyone below heard this, they immediately took a breath of cold air again, shook their heads and said, "No, no!"
Li Ziye looked at the cowards in front of him and sneered in his heart, "I can't cure you."
I don't believe it, you really dare to ask the old man of Rushou.
"Student Li, how can we have a son?"
Among the dozens of Tai students, some were more concerned about this issue and asked quickly.
“Eat more alkaline foods.”
Li Ziye began to talk nonsense seriously, "The y chromosome likes an alkaline environment. Eating more alkaline foods is conducive to the survival of the y chromosome, and the probability of your son is higher."
“What are alkaline foods?”
The students of the sect heard the chaotic and asked in a vague way.
"This involves trade secrets."
The Li family grinned and said, "The Li family will recently launch a secret recipe for medicinal food that can increase the probability of having a son. Of course, it is just increasing the possibility. It is not effective for everyone. Moreover, it is the same for having children. Sexual discrimination is not allowed. If you are not in a hurry to have a son, there is no need to buy it."
“Where can I buy it?”
The students below were all the people who were not short of money and asked immediately.
“Not yet.”
Li Ziye smiled and said, "And because the medicinal materials and food are very precious, even if they are officially launched, there will be quantity restrictions, and it is impossible for everyone to buy it."
When everyone below heard this, they looked at each other, saying, "Is it still not possible to buy it if I have money?"
Li Ziye looked at everyone's expressions and bent his mouth slightly.
Just a little bit, do you understand hunger marketing? The more you don’t let you buy it, the more you will be active.
By the way, the sign of the Confucian Shou is really useful. At that time, should this great god go to the Li family shop to cut a color?
Half an hour later, many students left after class. Li Ziye was sitting in front of the portrait and drinking tea. After standing for an hour, his waist was so tired that he felt ache.
"Brother Li, what you are talking about is really what Confucians told you?" Bai Wangyu walked over and asked curiously.
"You will know if you go and ask the leader of Religion." Li Ziye replied.
“…”
Bai Wangyu also sat down aside without answering. This kid knew he didn't dare.
"Old Bai, am I a genius in business?" Li Ziye smiled proudly.
"Will they really go buy it?"
Bai Wangyu said puzzledly, "Brother Li has already said that the medicinal food may not necessarily work."
"It's just that they'll buy it."
To be continued...