Shao Yang: "Yeah, what's wrong with people speaking in dialect?"

Guo Degang scratched his head.

Yu Qian stood aside and watched the excitement. Usually, he and Guo Degang talked about old jokes. Today, it was particularly interesting to hear Shaoyang's new baggage.

Shao Yang imitated His Majesty the Emperor's posture again: "Hit me, beat me, don't let me beat you, now we are all alone, the men are dead, we have become a country of girls, what should we do?"

Yu Qian: "Hi."

Shao Yang: "The prime minister was anxious at that time."

Yu Qian: "What did the Prime Minister say?"

Shao Yang said in another dialect: "Your Majesty, don't be anxious, I'll tell you."

Guo Degang hurriedly grabbed Shao Yang: "Hey, why is it in Northern Shaanxi dialect again?"

Shao Yang explained: "You can't get five hundred boys and girls from one place. There are people everywhere."

Guo Degang: "That's it."

Shao Yang: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I have a good idea."

Yu Qian: "What can we do?"

Shao Yang: "We break the marriage system. As long as we can carry on the family line and continue our nation."

Guo Degang: "Oh, what should I do?"

Shao Yang: "Abolish the marriage system. Men are fighting outside and women are at home. Stop staying at home."

Yu Qian: "Then why are you going?"

Shaoyang: "Let's go for a walk on the street."

Yu Qian: "Hey, why are you going for a walk on the street?"

Shao Yang: "Let's all go for a walk. Bring your quilts and pillows and tie them to your body."

Guo Degang interrupted: "No, if I guessed correctly, was this thing later called a kimono?"

Shao Yang: "Yes, the Acacia suit."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

The audience in the audience was laughing so hard.

The disciples of Dexing Society in the background also gathered at the entrance to listen. They never expected that today's game would be completely dominated by Shao Yang.

Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense, it's recorded below."

Shao Yang: "That's what it means anyway, the nation can continue."

Yu Qian: "Is this going to continue?"

Shao Yang: "Yes, but there is a small problem."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian said in unison: "What's the problem?"

Shao Yang asked: "What will be the surname of this child when he is born?"

"Forehead…"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian, you looked at me and I looked at you in confusion.

Shao Yang: "We don't know each other. If you chat on WeChat, you will know who the other person is..."

Yu Qian quickly stopped Shao Yang: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."

Shao Yang: "There was nothing I could do about it later. Wherever it happened, it depends on the surname."

Guo Degang: "How to say?"

Shao Yang looked up at the sky: "Just like Panasonic, what happens under the pine trees."

Guo Degang: "Oh."

Shaoyang: "Watanabe."

Guo Degang: "On the riverside."

Shaoyang: "Shankou."

Guo Degang: "Under the mountain."

Shao Yang: "What I'm most puzzled about is Inoue."

Guo Degang pushed Shaoyang away.

Shao Yang came back and pushed Guo Degang: "Why did you push me?"

Guo Degang: "You don't even speak human words."

Shao Yang: "Inoue, it's comparable to Pan Jinlian hanging upside down..."

The words are not finished yet.

Guo Degang pushed Shao Yang away again.

The whole audience started to boo.

The atmosphere reached its highest peak.

On the barrage.

Countless spectators also dunked ‘666’ in unison.

Guo Degang: "Shao Yang, please don't harm me. Today is the 20th anniversary celebration of Dexing Society. What are you talking about?"

Shao Yang: "That's what it means."

Yu Qian leisurely said: "Let's discuss cultural issues and not talk about technology, okay?"

Shao Yang: "And once it happened, what was the name of the child?"

Yu Qian: "What's it called?"

Shaoyang: "Taro."

Yu Qian: "Oh."

Shao Yang: "You call me Jiro twice, look at Yamamoto Isoroku."

Yu Qian: "Hey! Good guy!"

"..."

From the time Shaoyang talked about island countries, the audience laughed basically every minute.

The whole scene lasts thirty minutes.

I laughed at least fifty or sixty times.

After Shaoyang threw out the last burden and Yu Qian said the classic sentence: "Fuck you", the three of them bowed to the audience at the same time.

Just as the three people were about to leave the stage, some audience members began to boo.

"One more."

"One more."

"One more!"

So enthusiastic.

Almost half of the audience was shouting for another one.

The cross talk stage originally had encore rules, but now it was only the third show. Guo Degang asked Shao Yang and Yu Qian to go down first, and ran to the front and said: "Don't worry, everyone, it's still early. If you like it, I'll give it a try later."

I'll drag Shao Yang up and tell me something."

"good!"

"good!"

Shao Yang wiped his sweat and said helplessly: "If Lao Guo doesn't pay me tonight, it's unreasonable."

Yu Qian smiled and said, "I have to let you finish this one alone."

Shao Yang said: "I said whatever I thought of, but the audience still listened and cheered."

Yu Qian: "You are right."

Shaoyang: "Where."

As soon as the three people took the stage, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, who were supposed to be the next group to take the stage, didn't know what to do.

The atmosphere was so heated that they didn't know if they could take it anymore.

Guo Degang noticed their worries and only said: "Just say what you usually say."

With these words from Master, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan went on stage.
To be continued...