The wizard raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with my house?"

"Sister, don't you think your room is too deserted?"

"How is it possible? My golden toads and parrots are my treasures. I don't know how fun it is to have them with me!"

The female general waved her hands repeatedly: "Sister, after all, they are all beasts. There are some things they can't do. Only men can bring you fun."

"Your house is missing a man!"

At the mention of men, the female general's brows knitted together in disgust.

She turned away and blew the tea leaves in the bowl, not wanting to talk to her sister.

At this time, the female general stood up and walked around in front of the wizard. She stood up and bent down so that her eyes were level with her sister's.

"Sister, I'm telling you seriously, you are no longer young and you are still a young child. It's time to find a man to lose your virginity and taste the feeling of ecstasy."

The wizard turned his face to the other side: "Sister, I just want to concentrate on my practice. Those vulgar fun cannot enter my eyes."

The female general also followed to the other side, "Sister, you haven't tried it, how do you know if you like it? Maybe you will be addicted once you try it?"

Because he was too close, the wizard saw the nose hairs in the female general's nostrils, so he pushed her away and stood up, coming to stand in front of the portrait on the wall.

"Sister, in front of His Majesty, please stop saying those disgusting and vulgar words to me. You know me well. I have no interest in men!"

The female general's expression changed again and again, she stood up straight and put away her previous playful smile.

"Okay, sister, I won't joke with you. I came here today to talk to you about business."

The wizard also stood up straight and looked at the female general.

The female general added: "You also know that there are fewer and fewer men in our village. Even if we go out to rob and coax the men back, it will not alleviate this crisis."

"I thought about it and concluded that the bodies of these men are really bad. Look at what they look like. How good can the seeds left behind by such men be?"

"so what?"

"So, sister, I recently got a man. This man looks like a top breed at first glance, and he is also a practicing master."

"Lian Jiazi?" There was a slight fluctuation in the wizard's eyes.

"And he looks great,"

The trace of fluctuation in the wizard's eyes suddenly disappeared again.

So what if the appearance is dignified? Vulgar.

"Okay, I won't tell you any more. Tomorrow is your birthday, and I will send someone to your room then."

"At least take a look at you first. If you like me, I'll stay."

"If you don't like it, just send it away when the time comes!"

"Sister, don't send it away. I don't accept men in this house. It will dirty my place and offend His Majesty!"

The majesty the wizard spoke of was the person in the picture hanging on the wall behind her.

The female general also looked up at the portrait behind the wizard, with a hint of solemnity in her eyes.

Then she added: "Your Majesty also had a man you liked at the beginning, so men would not collide with Your Majesty."

"I don't care, I am my sister, and that man is a gift carefully prepared by my sister for you. You have to meet him no matter what!"

"Sister, take it and use it for yourself. Anyway, you are a waste of men," the wizard said.

The female general bared her teeth, "Do you think I don't want to? But I haven't finished the one I have yet. No, I'm just trying to make him happy and want to win it in one fell swoop. If I get another man back at this moment, won't all my previous efforts be wasted?"

?”

The wizard turned his back and said, "I'm going to be busy, so I won't see my sister off."

"Okay, okay, I'll go by myself. Hey, if you weren't my biological sister, I would really be too lazy to care about you. What's wrong with being a man? What's the point of liking a woman? Can a woman have a baby with you? It's really hard to cultivate your brain.

Silly……"

The female general walked away chatteringly. The wizard raised his sleeves and waved, and a dark wind came out from the bottom of his sleeves and slammed the door.

If it weren't for the fact that you are my biological sister, I would have poisoned your tea long ago.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open with great force from the outside, and a head poked in.

"By the way, sister, I have something else to ask you,"

"What's up?"

"Tell me, what does this man with red lips and white teeth like?"

"What's the meaning?"

The female general scratched her head in embarrassment, scratching away a pile of dandruff, as if it was raining snowflakes.

"You're just the one in my house. You won't obey me even if you beat me to death, and you won't even serve me. I don't want to use force this time, it's boring. I want to have a love-making relationship, hehe, you know..."

The wizard's face became ugly, and he threw a small porcelain bottle over with a cold face: "Let him take this medicine, and he will be completely devoted to you, and he will only have room for you in his eyes."

"But you must use your hard work as a guide!"

The female general's eyes widened: "Isn't that just to bewitch him? That can't be done! What I want is willingness, not control by these evil ways."

"What's wrong?" the wizard laughed angrily. She looked at the sister in front of her who was broad and round, like an iron tower. "Sister, do you still want him to fall in love with you wholeheartedly? Please forgive me for saying something ugly, you are precious."

If you know it yourself, the women that men in the world like should be somewhat different from your look, sister."

"Sister, you, are you calling me ugly?" The female general blushed and seemed very unconvinced.

"Sister, I didn't say you were ugly. No matter how ugly you are, you are still my biological sister." The wizard said, "I just want to say that no matter what, if you want to be loved by a man, you must at least tidy up your nose hair first.

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The female general was so upset on her way back that she would not be happy with anyone who caught her.

As soon as I arrived downstairs, I happened to meet Lao Zhang carrying a tray. There was a bowl on the tray, and the bowl was covered with a lid. I didn't know what was in it.

"It's not even dinner time yet, what do you bring here?" the female general asked angrily.

Lao Zhang bent over and laughed with him and said: "I dug up a Polygonum multiflorum root in the back mountain in the past two days. It is old, so I specially made soup and sent it to honor the general."

"Polygonum multiflorum? What is that used for?" the female general asked absently.

Lao Zhang said: "In our hometown, Polygonum multiflorum is a holy product for women's beauty. My daughter was sick a while ago, and the general gave her the medicine. I will always remember this kindness in my heart!"

Beauty care?

The female general, who had never paid attention to this area before, immediately became interested.

"Open the lid and let me, General, take a look."

"yes!"

Lao Zhang carefully opened the lid.

The female general took one look and her eyes immediately straightened.

They all look beautiful and smell a light fragrance.

Even if it doesn't improve your beauty, it definitely tastes good.

If you can really beautify your face...

The female general touched her rough face and looked up at the window on the second floor, with little pink hearts in her eyes.
Chapter completed!