Chapter 8823 sour
Yang Ruoqing was combing the pigtails of her niece Fuwa. The little girl had been playing too much and the pigtails had become loose.
Yang Ruoqing had just finished tying Fuwa's pigtails when she saw Old Yang waving towards her with a mysterious look.
"Okay, my Fuwa is a beautiful little girl again. Let's go play with her brothers and sisters!"
Fuwa ran to find Feng'er and they continued to play, while Yang Ruoqing came to Lao Yangtou.
"Master, do you have a problem with me?"
Old Yangtou tremblingly took out two candied haws from behind.
"Oh, sir, are you giving this to me? This hurts me too much. Thank you very much..."
Yang Ruoqing deliberately exaggerated and stretched out her hands to pick up the candied haws, but Old Yang retracted his hand.
"You girl, this is not for you to eat!" he said with a stern face.
Yang Ruoqing deliberately looked aggrieved: "It's not for me to eat, so why did you ask me to come here? And you raised the candied haws in front of me?"
Old Yangtou said: "Okay, don't act stupid like me, hurry up, before the sugar coating has melted, I will send your milk to you as soon as possible..."
Yang Ruoqing knew this was the case!
She just deliberately teased Old Yangtou.
"Master, there's no need to give it to me. My mother has already given me milk. I don't need these two for you."
"You can eat these two by yourself!" Yang Ruoqing said.
Old Yangtou frowned: "What am I, an old man, doing eating these things? I'm so embarrassed!"
"Master, who said that old men can't eat candied haws on a stick? There is no law in Daqi that explicitly prohibits old men from eating candied haws on a stick. I have traveled all over the country in the past few years and I have not seen any old man being jailed for accidentally eating candied haws on a stick.
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Yang Ruoqing's words directly made Old Yangtou laugh.
The old man laughed and scolded: "You stinky girl, just make fun of me!"
"Now, hurry up and send it to me. Your mother gave it to you, not me, and the meaning is different!"
Yang Ruoqing took the two bunches of candied haws in her hand, shook them, and smiled with two tiger teeth showing: "Master, this is not a gift from you, this is a gift from your friend!"
Old Yang was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine!" He waved to Yang Ruoqing: "Hurry up, go quickly, if others ask..."
"Don't worry, I will never leave you alone!"
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Yang Ruoqing slightly disguised the candied haws, then took it and went straight to the old house.
The door to the east room was ajar. She knocked lightly, and Tan's voice came from inside the door: "Which one? What are you doing?"
Yang Ruoqing did not announce her door, but deliberately made a "meow~" sound at the door.
Mrs. Tan in the room seemed to have noticed something, and then she threw a shoe at the door of the room and yelled: "You fat girl, why are you pretending to be a ghost? Come in quickly!"
Yang Ruoqing slumped her shoulders and entered the east room, "My ancestors, people say that if the two countries are at war, they will not kill the envoys. You and my father are not warring countries, but are establishing friendly relations. Why don't you treat me the same way?"
How about being polite?"
Mrs. Tan spat at her harshly: "You're such a talker!"
Yang Ruoqing said with a smile: "My father wanted me to run errands, and he was being polite to me. He said a lot of nice things, and the stingy man even gave me travel expenses!"
"Grandma, you are different. You are not polite to me at all, and you don't have travel expenses. This is unreasonable!"
When Tan heard these words, his fair face turned red.
Gu Gao raised his hand and said, "You bastard, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll really hit you!"
Yang Ruoqing pointed at her face: "Hit me like this. After the beating, I will go outside and yell, tell the story about grandma and grandma, so that the whole village will know that my grandma is crazy about you!"
Tan's face was so red that she could squeeze out water, "You damn fat girl, you are deliberately trying to make me angry to death. You said those words that will bury people, ah!"
Yang Ruoqing covered her mouth and smiled. Despite Tan's fierce look, this old lady was actually very thin-skinned. Especially when you talk about Old Yang's head, this old lady looked like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
Yes, it meows and jumps up, wanting to scratch you!
"Okay, grandma, don't be angry, I'm here with a big mission again!" Yang Ruoqing said with a smile.
At the same time, he showed two bunches of candied haws: "Dangdangdangdang, grandma, look, this is a friend of my father... who asked me to send it to you!"
Tan glanced at it and immediately turned his face away.
"I don't want it! If you take it away, who cares about candied haws?"
Yang Ruoqing held the candied haws on the other side and said, "Nai, these two bunches of candied haws are different from other candied haws. These are the loving candied haws of my father...that friend."
"Fart!" Tan spat on the ground again.
Yang Ruoqing said with a smile: "My father's friend said that all handsome old ladies like to eat these candied haws, and anyone who eats this candied haws can become the most beautiful old lady in the world!"
"Also, this candied haws on a stick is specially reserved for you, grandma. It's not just a candied haws on a stick, it's also a piece of your heart, a fiery heart."
"Shit, the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. There is no limit to it!" Ms. Tan said again, turning her face to the other side.
Yang Ruoqing moved to the other side again and continued to say some unreliable words, "Grandma, you may not like eating candied haws, but can you bear to refuse such a hot heart?"
"Can you please stop being so cruel? My father...'s friends will be heartbroken!"
"Come on, come on, I'll give you the candied haws on haws!"
Yang Ruoqing directly thrust the two bunches of candied haws into Mrs. Tan's hands and ran away without giving her a chance to regret it.
"Nai, the travel expenses will be settled together next time, don't forget it!"
People ran into the yard, and voices came in.
"You fat girl, you are such a bastard, you are as ungrateful as your father!"
Mrs. Tan laughed and cursed, got up and chased to the door of the east room. She looked outside to make sure that Yang Ruoqing had really run away. Then she closed the door and window and returned to the bed.
On the table in front of the bed, there are actually two bunches of candied haws, which were given by Mrs. Sun earlier.
Mrs. Tan doesn't like eating that stuff, it sticks to her teeth.
So I kept it there, thinking about sending it back to Yang Huamei.
Now there are two more strings...
Yang Huamei carefully peeled off one of the bunches and took a bite.
Hey, don’t mention it, it’s quite sweet and a bit sticky to the teeth, but it tastes really good…
This was the sweetest snack she had eaten during the New Year after the food box that night...
Damn old man! No serious person!
After Yang Ruoqing delivered the candied haws on a stick, she hurried back to meet Old Yang Touna.
Because she ran in such a hurry, she just arrived at the door of the house and saw Lao Yangtou sitting by his bed smoking a cigarette. The house was full of the smell of cigarettes, so she didn't want to go in, so she stood at the door and spoke loudly.
Very quickly, before Old Yangtou could interrupt, she had finished speaking.
Chapter completed!