"How to calculate the future?"

"Calculate your fortune, destiny, and love fortune in your future life!" I was just making random nonsense.

"Peach blossom luck?" The fat woman's eyes were shining, her expression was like that of a she-wolf when she saw her prey, and she almost drooled.

If I were to do the math for her right now, I would almost be able to figure out that she is an old maid that no one wants, and she has a nympho look on her face.[

"Yes, I can accurately calculate when you will be lucky in love in the future. If the calculation is wrong, I won't charge you a penny." This is simply nonsense. We will only know what happens next. Who knows if it is accurate now.

"Then you can calculate for me when I will be lucky. If you calculate it correctly, I will give you five hundred yuan!"

This time it was my turn to have my eyes shine and my mouth was watering. Five hundred yuan was a huge amount of money for a poor guy like me. Fortunately, I was wearing sunglasses so she couldn't see my embarrassment. But I understood one thing, why

Fortune tellers all like to wear sunglasses, which turns out to be used to hide their expressions.

"You have wonderful bones and extraordinary appearance (really extraordinary, most people are not that fat). You will be lucky in love in three years. At that time, a prince charming will kneel at your feet and propose to you!" Three years later, I will be long gone.

Even if I'm here, you won't be able to find me.

"Really or not?" The fat woman didn't seem stupid, she asked dubiously.

I didn’t dare to explain any more, for fear that if I said too much I would reveal my faults, so I coughed in a pretentious manner and pointed at the words on the carton with my finger, “If you doubt it, please go”!

The fat woman looked at these words and was stunned for a long time. She still seemed to want to believe that what I said was true, so she took out five hundred yuan from her bag.

Haha, I'm getting rich. If I live frugally, these five hundred yuan will be enough for half a month's living expenses. Although I caught a big fish on the first day, it was enough to make me satisfied. In the next few days, business was not very good.

Almost no one came to visit, but when they came to take a look and ask a few words, most people were smart and could tell that this was a pure deception on my part, so they all left in disdain.

But one day a beautiful girl came driving and my eyes almost fell off when I saw her. This girl was so beautiful. She was in her mid-twenties, with long black hair that set off her snow-white face, which was as transparent as a transparent one.

.Under the bright black eyes, a pair of sexy and seductive red lips, wearing a tight business suit, showing the slender and charming curves. The high-heeled "Gada Gada" walked over, tilting her plump buttocks left and right

It swayed and gave birth to thousands of styles, which made me swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.

The beauty first bent her slender waist and read the words on the cardboard. Her clear eyes showed a shrewdness, but there was also a layer of anxiety, and she asked: "Can you read Feng Shui?"

I first observed her words and expressions, and when I saw her anxious expression, I could conclude that she had encountered a problem in Feng Shui and wanted to solve it urgently. I am even less interested in Feng Shui, but if you don’t make money, you are a fool. Even if you look for a ghost-catching Taoist priest, I will

Dare to pretend.

"Of course, although I only tell fortunes, I am proficient in Feng Shui and exorcism." As I spoke, I scanned her body with my eyes. I was wearing sunglasses, so she couldn't see my eyes.

What.

"You are really proficient in Feng Shui and exorcism." The beauty obviously didn't believe it, her big dark eyes were full of doubt.

I stared at her breasts with my eyes and looked at her breasts closely, smacking her lips. I stretched out my fingers and tapped hard on the words "Anyone who doubts, please go."

No one has ever questioned it since."

"Well, our company is being haunted. Come with me." The beauty shook her beautiful head, asking me to follow her.

I almost fell to the ground. This time I was too bragging. I was asked to catch ghosts. It was no joke. Although I would do anything for money, I couldn't make fun of my life. But then I thought again.

I thought, there are no ghosts in this world. The theory of ghosts is actually a lie. It is something that cannot be verified among unknown things. It is always the most mysterious, and some people will always believe it.

Thinking of this, a ghost-catching plan to fool people was immediately formulated. Anyway, no one can see the ghost. If I say I caught it, who can not believe it?

"Wait a minute, let's talk about the price first." Ghost hunting is a big business, so you can't just give someone a few hundred. Besides, the other party is so anxious and takes the opportunity to add insult to injury and ask for more reward.

"Is this number okay?" The beauty frowned slightly, looking a little impatient, and stretched out her right index finger anxiously.[

She probably offered a thousand yuan, which was a little bit less. I shook my head. She opened her palm and stretched out five fingers. I was already tempted, five thousand was a lot, but I couldn't agree too quickly, or else

It seemed that my Feng Shui master had lost value. I deliberately touched my chin with my hand and pretended to think about it.

"Sir, the price has already reached 50,000 yuan. If you still don't agree, I'm afraid the company won't raise the price any more."

Fifty thousand?! Why should I pretend to be a grandson? I stood up immediately and didn't want the broken cardboard box. "Okay, just fifty thousand. You also know that catching ghosts is not easy, and fifty thousand is not much."
Chapter completed!