Chapter three hundred and sixty second poking chicken ass(1/2)
Liu Zhe's eyes were sharp, as if he sensed Luo Lin's arrogance, and he put up a posture and said: "We have come thousands of miles to meet each other, and there is no charge to make friends. []"
Hiss, this is what happened. Brother Lin and I are not vegetarians either. Luo Lin said: "Love is always there in thousands of rivers and mountains, can other girls do it?"
Damn, he is indeed a master. Liu Zhe re-examined Luo Lin with a rigorous attitude and picked it up at his fingertips: "If the spring breeze reaches Yumen Pass, it must at least be soaked three times."
I wiped, my tone was so loud, and I wasn't afraid that I would die if I exhausted all my energy. Brother Luo Lin was not to be outdone, he smiled and said, "Jiang Feng Yuhuo and Chou Mian, go home and knit."
Liu Zhe gradually broke out in a cold sweat. This was the first time since his debut that he had encountered such a strong opponent. He said to him: "We will never return Loulan until we break her. At least we two can talk."
"A row of egrets ascends to the sky, and no one will be wronged by you." When this guy was about to collapse, Brother Luo Lin took advantage of the victory and pursued him.
Liu Zhe's words are correct.
Seeing that Liu Zhe was defeated, Luo Lin planned to destroy him in one fell swoop: "Li Liyuan is on the grass. If it doesn't work, pull him down."
Liu Zhe finally couldn't hold it anymore and burst into tears at the inn. He looked at Luo Lin with deep admiration and said with sincerity: "Brother, I lost. After living for twenty years, I finally met an opponent."
"Easy to say." Luo Lin looked domineering.
Liu Zhe fell in love with Yun Rou, who was full of sweetness, and Luo Lin, who was full of jealousy. He understood and sighed that he had not lost unfairly. He whispered in Luo Lin's ear: "Brother, that beauty actually did it on purpose."
Make you jealous."
"Really?" Luo Lin looked at Liu Zhe overjoyed.
"Damn, after the life and death battle just now, can't you still believe the look in my eyes?" Liu Zhe said with a lonely face.
Luo Lin thought to himself. The eyes of an opponent who was so sultry that he could compete with him were the same. He immediately raised his head and glanced at Yunrou arrogantly, and then said to Liu Zhe: "I want to ask you a question."
"Brother, please tell me if you have anything to say."
"Do you love me?" Luo Lin asked shyly.
"I...what?..." Liu Zhe suddenly fell over and flipped over. After a while, he got up and said with tears streaming down his face: "Brother, I really feel defeated."
"I'm very serious," Luo Lin said.
"I know, please don't come." Liu Zhe was about to cry.
Now he finally understands the true meaning of what his master said when he was a child: A boat is made of wood at the end of the sea, and the world is shocked when it stops.
The only thing that made Liu Zhe feel excited was that he finally successfully broke into their group, and after he displayed his shameless magic, he was finally solemnly asked by them: "Get out of here."
But he had brought the chair by himself, and he was sitting behind Luo Lin, so no one else could say anything.
But for Liu Zhe, this is simply a piece of cake. He is a beggar and a free-spirited beggar.
He can observe the girls opposite him very well and find suitable targets.
When he came, Yunrou had no choice but to give up. She was the son of Brother Lin, who was more sultry than him. He was afraid that Luo Lin would score three times for him on impulse, so he couldn't steal it. Moreover, Yunrou was obviously interested in Luo Lin.
Interesting, not his cup of tea.
The other is You Xue'er, who is extremely pure and beautiful. However, after a moment of contact, Liu Zhe discovered that You Xue'er is a little devil with an angel-like appearance and an elf-like figure but a devil-like personality. One sentence can blow people's entire body.
, losing faith and confidence in living.
Just imagine how evil it would be for such an evil girl to be with a man who is so boring.
Liu Zhe fantasized about it at the time. If they were really together, it would be possible that You Xueer would dress up sexy and seductive every day to the point of making people bleed, and then tease him to the point of becoming horny. When he was full of passion, he suddenly turned around and said: "Here comes the one."
inconvenient."
This is definitely something that would make any man collapse, and all of You Xueer was also filtered by Liu Zhe.
As for Han Lei, this girl is too pure, too quiet, and too delicate and pitiful. Liu Zhe cannot bear to pollute such a pure flower that has not yet bloomed. As a sultry pervert, picking flowers must be done with dignity.
road.
Liu Man and Xi Yu are left, Liu Man is the type that hovers between You Xueer and Han Lei, not too crazy, not too quiet, and not Liu Zhe's cup of tea.
In the end, Liu Zhe could only lay his eyes on Xi Yu. This person was as charming as a cold rose, but her charming smile made people feel as comfortable as a spring breeze. Even a shallow smile brought a sense of comfort.
With a bit of wisdom and a unique charm of Jingyi, it makes people linger.
Liu Zhe decided that he wanted to fall in love with Xi Yu. In other words, he wanted to fall in love with Xi Yu. In short, he wanted to fall in love with Xi Yu.
"I am an animal, but I am a low-key animal." Liu Zhe is a person who dares to think and act. Once he makes a decision, he is unambiguous, as if he ran away from home without packing his luggage.
"I said, can you please stop being so stingy? After all, I am also a talented person from the mainland. With my status in the mainland, who is not flattering me? Now I take the initiative to show my kindness to you, and you still don't appreciate it. At least give me
Let me order something to eat, I like that piece of chicken butt." It seems that the more people eat, the more delicious it will be. Liu Zhe, who was not hungry at first, felt hungry.
"What status do you have in the world of mainland China?" Luo Lin glanced at Liu Zhe disdainfully. He really didn't realize that this sultry guy looked nothing like someone from mainland China except that he looked a little better than him.
It's like coming out of a ravine.
"Haven't you ever heard of a sharp guy who is popular among men, women, and children in mainland China?" Liu Zhe was shocked.
Everyone shook their heads: "No."
"So I said you are ignorant. You have never heard of me. What are you doing? Brother Sharp will take you to the mainland next time. The world there is much more exciting than these empires. Of course, it is also much more dangerous.
But don't worry, with my sharp brother's status in the world, no one will dare to touch you." Liu Zhe said with confidence, and he was so serious that people had to admire him.
While speaking, he had already begun to make enough food and clothing by himself. He picked up the chopsticks used by Xi Yu and directly picked up the piece of chicken butt that he had been eyeing for a long time.
Then I saw Liu Zhe pressing the butt of the chicken with a chopstick, and stabbing it into the butt of the chicken with another chopstick. Everyone wanted to kill him, but he said disapprovingly: "You know what, you have been eating for twenty years."
Chicken Butts This is a method developed by Brother Sharp, who has a special liking for chicken butts. If you tinker with it like this, the flavor can be thoroughly penetrated. If you don’t believe me, you can try it.”
"You'd better eat it yourself." Everyone looked horrified.
"You guys are really unlucky and your thoughts are too unhealthy. What kind of ideas has the current education instilled in young people? I'm really worried about the future of the Gulai Empire." Liu Zhenai shook his head.
"Then can you save the Gulai Empire?" Everyone broke into sweat.
Liu Zhe said seriously: "I am currently having an affair with my son and daughter. Don't bother me with the state affairs of the Gulai Empire." While eating, he said vaguely: "I tell you, when it comes to talking about
My family background can scare you to the point of endocrine disorders, heartbreak, etc., but I have always been low-key and indifferent to fame and fortune, and I never like to mention it to outsiders."
Xi Yu was stunned for a while, this guy really didn't regard himself as an outsider.
After hearing this, Luo Lin saw him using Xi Yu's chopsticks again, so he whispered in Liu Zhe's ear: "Fuck her, you will be very sad."
"How do you say it?" Liu Zhe said to Luo Lin.
"She has been in love with an animal for four or five years and has not changed her mind yet. Are you sure you want to jump into the fire pit?" Luo Lin said jokingly.
"Damn it, which animal is so awesome, and you won't accept such a beautiful and infatuated girl?" Liu Zhe was a little confused.
"Hey, he is burdened with so many bad fates that he can't sort them out." Luo Lin said melancholy.
"You're trying to scare me, but I'm not afraid." Liu Zhe said proudly, thinking that she would feel nervous with such a strong opponent. No matter who she liked, as long as she wielded the hoe well, she could dig down even the strongest wall.
There is no wall in this world that cannot be knocked down. Only those who dare not wield a hoe can still dig a hole in the wall and loosen the soil as long as they persevere even if they cannot dig it down.
A few people were chatting while eating, and the addition of Liu Zhe, a living treasure, was at least more annoying than the addition of fifty menopausal aunts.
Luo Lin was originally a talkative person, but now he has Liu Zhe who is even more talkative. Others feel that there is no sense of tension in this escape life.
After several people had had enough wine and food, they wandered on the street, and suddenly four young men walked towards them. Liu Zhe did not recognize them, but Wu Hua and others knew these four people very well. The four mentors of Feiyun Sect,
Two ninth-grade Martial Emperors and two Martial Emperors, such a lineup is not something that Wu Hua and others can compete with temporarily.
"Rogue, leave quickly." You Xueer suddenly whispered to Liu Zhe. Everyone felt that the name Rogue was more suitable for this sultry guy.
"Please call me Liu Yingjun, or Brother Sharp." Liu Zhe said seriously.
"Okay, gangster." You Xueer said.
"Thanks."
"You're welcome, gangster." You Xueer said, "But you'd better leave now. These guys are here to kill us. They are very strong."
"Aren't they just two Martial Emperors, two Martial Emperors, what's better?" Liu Zhe curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Don't worry, Brother Sharp is here, these four little Luo Luo are nothing."
Everyone was shocked, not because of Liu Zhe's arrogant words, but because he actually knew their strength level at a glance. If Luo Lin hadn't determined that this guy couldn't know the Feiyun Sect's mentor, they would have thought that Liu Zhe and the four
I have known the instructor for a long time.
"Come on, you are very strong." Luo Lin asked, "No wonder I can't tell you have any energy aura. What level are you at?"
"Um..." Liu Zhe was a little embarrassed and said coyly: "Do you believe me when I say that I haven't cultivated my life force?"
"I believe you, sir."
"I believe you, second uncle."
Wu Hua and Luo Lin said in unison.
"First, I have never practiced. With my status in the world, I don't need to practice at all. A fart can cause an earthquake in half the continent. Second, I don't have an uncle or a second uncle. Third, keep a low profile. You must be low-key.
"Liu Zhe smiled flatteringly.
"Go to hell..." Everyone raised their right fingers.
"Why is it that no one believes me when I tell the truth?" Liu Zhe became depressed.
"Who will believe your nonsense?" Wu Hua said unhappily.
Four mentors have surrounded Wu Hua and others, and passers-by have retreated, but no one will jump out to meddle in other people's business. In this chaotic era, protecting yourself wisely is the wisest choice.
"You can't run away, so just follow us obediently." Feiyun Sect's first-grade Martial Emperor-level instructor Cao Bao said with a cold smile.
To be continued...