0030 Stick to beat mandarin ducks(1/2)
I really don’t want to admit it... I made a mistake because I was young... I suddenly realized that if I break away from the protagonist group, there seems to be nothing to write about... As expected, it will be better to wander around the center of the world in the future. I guess I won’t be able to stay in the world of fairy swords for long.
Now...╮(╯▽╰)╭
To be honest, I really envy those fan authors who can write two or three chapters on one page of comics... Uh... By the way, this shouldn't be considered a group joke?
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After bidding farewell to Li Xiaoyao, Taiping began to fly around the world. Occasionally slaying demons, robbing the rich and giving to the poor, occasionally eating King's meals, and plagiarizing poems, he gradually became a "Situ Taiping, a master of both poetry and wine" in the world.
The name, um, Taiping used magic to change back to his original appearance when he ate the King's meal.
After wandering around the world for a while, Taiping finally remembered that he had to find a way to solve Li Xiaoyao's amnesia problem.
"Although I don't remember what kind of medicine he was given, I still remember that it was the medicine given by the black Miao people. I have to go directly to the Miao territory for a tour."
Thinking of this, Taiping threw his sword into the sky and flew towards Miao territory on it.
After flying to the boundary of Dali, Taiping lowered his clouds and wandered into the city.
"Although we have reached the border of Miao territory...but who should we go to for the antidote? Well...by the way, go towards the biggest house!"
Taiping clapped his hands and walked towards the base camp of the Bai Miao people.
"Stop anyone who comes!"
Two white Miao guards stopped Taiping.
"The front is the important land of the Bai Miao people, no idlers are allowed to enter!"
"Eh? But I have something to talk to your clan leader about..."
The two guards looked at each other, and then asked: "Then what do you have to believe, Taoist Priest?"
"By faith? No!"
The guard who had just relaxed slightly immediately became nervous again and pointed the weapon in his hand at Taiping.
"No entry without faith!"
"But I really have something to talk to your clan leader about!"
"Then... tell me your name, and I will report it for you!"
One of the guards saw that Taiping showed no hostility, thought for a while and said.
"Ah hahahaha... How can I be so embarrassed? I don't need to bother you anymore. I'll just go in and find him myself."
Taiping raised his feet and walked inside.
"stop!"
The two guards hurriedly stepped forward, but Taiping grabbed their collars with one hand, and then shook them out with both hands.
"Enemy attack!"
A group of white Miao warriors rushed out with a roar.
"Oops~ I've been killing monsters lately, and I haven't fought against humanoid creatures for a long time... Just right!"
Taiping picked up the wine gourd and took a sip, then stumbled into the crowd and started a drunken fist fight.
Walking and fighting all the way, drinking and abusing food, Taiping became very interested, completely forgetting about his future goals, and started rampaging in the base camp of the Bai Miao people.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
"Spread poison, you idiot! Poison him!"
"Throw it away! But for some reason it's completely useless!"
"Sorcery! This person knows sorcery!"
"Brothers, get out of the way, let's shoot him with arrows!"
"Surround us! Surround us!"
"Bows and arrows are useless...run away! This man is a monster!"
"This man is so powerful! I feel so hungry and thirsty. I'll deal with him after I finish eating!"
"Quickly go and invite Tathagata Buddha!"
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After wandering around the base camp of the Bai Miao tribe for two or three times, Taiping suddenly found that there was no one to fight. All the Bai Miao tribe members surrounded him from a distance, but they dispersed as soon as he came near. Taiping was arrested.
Scratching his head, he remembered the purpose of coming here, found a clean place, sat down, and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Is there a person in charge? Hello! Is there a person in charge?"
After howling twice, a female Bai Miao pushed aside the crowd and walked to the front. She faced Taiping from a distance and said, "I am Gai Luojiao, the general of the Bai Miao tribe! That Taoist! Why are you running wild in our Bai Miao land?"
Intentional!"
"Then what..." Taiping scratched his cheek in embarrassment and said, "I came to see your clan leader for something, but your guards wouldn't let me in, so I had to call in. As a result, I became more cheerful while fighting.
Just came here, and as soon as I drank too much wine, I...hehehehe..."
Taiping spread his hands and smiled awkwardly.
The white Miao people around them all had black lines on their faces.
Gailuo opened her mouth slightly and was speechless for a long time. Feelings, you beat our white Miao warriors to the ground and fled all over the place, just because you were drunk and crazy and such nonsense? Unfortunately, he is in a stronger situation than others, and everyone from the Bai Miao tribe also
I had no choice but to swallow this breath.
Rolling his eyes, Gai Luojiao asked: "Then what does Taoist priest have to do with our clan leader?"
"Oh~ It's like this. I met a little guy and taught him a trick or two on the spur of the moment. But that stupid boy was tricked by a black Miao guy into taking a pill, and he lost his life for a whole day.
I want to ask you, the Bai Miao people, if you have any antidote for this?"
"Lost the memory of a day? Have you forgotten your thoughts?"
"I don't know what the name of that medicine is. Anyway, his memory is inexplicably missing by a day."
"Just... just because of such a trivial matter? Just because of something as big as his meow, you came to find our clan leader?! And because you can't find him, you drunkenly went crazy?!"
Gallojiao was completely crazy.
"Hey~ It may be a small matter to you Miao people, but I don't understand this. Of course, if you want to find someone, you have to find the person with the most power in your tribe."
Gai Luojiao thought about it, hey! This is really what happened! This unreasonable disaster for the Bai Miao people is really a scam...
"There is no need to trouble the patriarch about this kind of thing. I will take you to see my master."
In desperation, Gai Luojiao had no choice but to lead Taiping to the residence of the holy aunt of the Bai Miao ethnic group.
"You wait here for now, I'll go and report it."
Gai Luojiao brought Taiping to a small house and gave him instructions. When Taiping nodded in agreement, he went into the house.
After a while, Gallojiao appeared at the door.
"Come in."
When he entered the house and saw the holy aunt from the Bai Miao tribe with orange skin on her face, Taiping couldn't help but secretly rejoice... It's okay to wear the game version, but if it's the TV series version, it would be a shame.
Not to mention all the weird characters in the plot, in the TV series, Anu is the descendant of a one-night stand between a wine swordsman and a Miao saint!
Just when Taiping was thinking wildly, the holy lady spoke: "Are you... Situ Zhong, the wine and sword immortal of the Shushan sect?"
The moment of peace is terrifying!
"you know me?!"
"Your master brother, Dugu Sword Master, is an old friend of mine. He once mentioned you to me."
Okay, okay... Taiping breathed a sigh of relief.
"I have listened to my disciple about the specific situation. Although there is a reason, you have caused a lot of losses to our Bai Miao tribe after all... In this way, my disciple is training the Five Poison Beasts recently. You go and find three for her.
Plant the inner elixir of poisonous monsters, and I will give you the antidote."
"Oh! This is a simple, poisonous inner elixir. I can take it out right now and give it to you."
Taiping put his hand into his sleeve and took out a large handful of inner elixirs.
Seeing these inner elixirs, Gai Luojiao's eyes almost glowed green. She snatched them up and looked at them one by one with pleasure.
"This... so much? You are indeed the junior brother of the Sword Master..."
Seeing Taiping's arrogance, Saint Aunt was stunned for a while and then praised him.
"Well~ it's useless for me to keep it anyway, but Holy Aunt, can I borrow your medical history? It's not that I want to learn your Miao's voodoo skills, but I just got a few jars in a certain demon cave a while ago.
Centipede wine has an endless taste, so I want to learn some pharmacology or something, so I can brew some and drink it myself."
Taiping found excuses to fool him.
After Shenggu thought for a while, she actually agreed. She just asked Taiping to swear not to spread the word. Also, she hoped that Taiping could help find the Five Poison Pearls to further strengthen the Five Poison Beasts under Galojiao. According to her, since it is
The junior disciple of Dugu Sword Master is definitely not a criminal.
To be continued...