0002 Is it okay to finish a novel with two chapters?(1/2)
Zhang Taiping is thinking.
Zhang Taiping was thinking after leaving Penguin Village.
Zhang Taiping has been thinking about it since he learned that this is the Dragon Ball world.
"A dragon ball that can grant any wish... Sure enough, do we still have to rely on this thing?"
Ever since Zhang Taiping left Penguin Village and hid in a deep mountain where he established a laboratory, he has tried various methods, using his weird superpowers and the inexplicable black technology in his head, to return to his original world.
, but all failed. While he kept trying to go home, the sky suddenly turned dark once.
"Who is being resurrected this time? Or is it that the pig that can transform has gained weight? It's been so long that I can't remember clearly."
Although I subscribed to "Shounen Jump" for the whole year, and although the postman was very dedicated in delivering the magazine to the mountain on time, it is a pity that the comics above have nothing to do with Arale or Dragon Ball.
"Tsk, do we still have to wait a year? What should we do in this year?" Zhang Taiping tilted his head and thought for a while, "Let's make the age older first. With this little baby's body, there are many
It’s not convenient to do anything.”
…
Garinta.
"Hey, cat, I'm here to visit you again." Zhang Taiping, who had transformed himself back into his previous life, greeted a cat while standing on an unscientific high-rise building.
"How many times have I told you that I am not a cat? You call me Galinxian!!!!" A cat living in a high-rise building went crazy.
"Well, don't worry about such small things. The only ones who care are the dogs."
"Tch! I knew you were saying this again!" Immortal Jialin stared at Zhang Taiping fiercely, and the next second he changed into a greedy look: "What delicious food did you bring today?"
Zhang Taiping took out the universal capsule and announced the names of the dishes: "What we are eating today are - steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, kung pao chicken, fish flavored
Shredded pork, shredded potatoes braised in vinegar..." (Note 1)
"Obviously there are only two grilled fish and a plate of caviar!" Immortal Jialin expressed strong indignation at Zhang Taiping's nonsense.
"Then do you still eat?"
"……eat!"
Jialin Immortal, where is your rhythm?
After the two of them had had enough wine and food, Zhang Taiping once again expressed his intention to come: "I say, cat, for the sake of feeding you for so long, please tell me how to grow fairy beans."
"Don't talk like I'm your house cat!"
"By the way, give me some super divine water or super holy water to try."
"I haven't said that I want to give it to you! By the way, how do you know about the super divine water?"
"This is... a forbidden matter~" Zhang Taiping said cutely.
"...Ha! Forget it..." Immortal Jialin shook his head helplessly and threw a piece of paper to Taiping. "I'm really scared of you. It says how to cultivate fairy beans, but I don't think you have the conditions."
It can be grown, and please stop being cute, it’s too disgusting... No, it’s too disgusting, cat.”
Zhang Taiping put away the [Recipe: Fairy Beans] without caring, and then stretched out his palm again.
"?"
"Super divine water, super divine water!"
"I don't know where you learned about the existence of super divine water, but that thing is very dangerous." Although it was not visible on the surface, the Immortal Jialin said seriously with a serious face.
"Ah, I know, although it can develop potential, it has a strong poisonous nature. If you can't survive it, you will die." Zhang Taiping waved his hand indifferently, "I didn't say it must be
Drink it, I just got some for research, I am very curious about how this magical potion works."
That being said, Zhang Taiping actually didn't care too much about the Super Divine Water. Back then...oh no, the future Sun Wukong didn't directly turn into a Super Saiyan after drinking the Super Divine Water, right? So Taiping didn't care about the Super Divine Water.
The divine water is not something that is guaranteed to be obtained.
"Is that so?" Immortal Jialin didn't know what Xiao Jiujiu was in Zhang Taiping's mind. After thinking for a while, he actually agreed, "It's fine if it's used for research, but don't drink it if you're not completely sure.
ah!"
After receiving Taiping's affirmative reply, Immortal Jialin took out a kettle with the word "god" written on it from the tower. Zhang Taiping took out the bottle that had been prepared and put the super divine water in it, but secretly passed
That weird super power analyzed the ingredients of the super divine water.
"Tsk, is it just something with a strong nature and similar to a genetic potion? Sure enough, there is nothing to look forward to. Although there are still some inexplicable things that cannot be analyzed, it is probably some so-called mysteries in magic. Go back and find a white mouse and observe
The effect of drugging should be able to be completely replicated or even improved.”
After a little mental contempt for the Super Divine Water, Zhang Taiping said goodbye to Immortal Jialin.
"Remember, don't try the Super Divine Water without being completely sure!"
"I know, I know, I won't joke with my own life, so I'll get out of here and come see you when I have time." After saying that, Zhang Taiping disappeared with a "biu" sound.
"No matter how many times I've seen it, I still think it's such a weird but also very convenient ability..." Immortal Garin looked up at the sky, "Visitor from another world, what kind of changes will you bring to this world? It's really
It’s exciting.”
…
A bottomless pit in an empty mountain. (Wrong)
"Well, it's almost time." Zhang Taiping put down the PFP (made by himself) in his hand, "It's time to set off to find the Dragon Balls. But...where did I throw the Dragon Ball Radar that I made at that time? Well, forget it.
Just...just make another one."
With a hook of his fingers, the PFP that was thrown aside quickly decomposed and reorganized, turning into a brand new Dragon Ball Radar.
"What a convenient ability. It is an eternal truth that you must have a golden finger to travel through time! So...the first Dragon Ball was..." Zhang Taiping looked at the Dragon Ball Radar in his hand, and disappeared in place with a "biu"
.
…
"I'm so hungry..." Yajirohei lay listlessly on a big rock, "During the dry season, there are so few delicious things in the forest..."
Just when he was struggling to get something good to eat later, a burst of fragrance floated over in the breeze.
"delicious!"
Yajirobei jumped up from the stone and rushed in the direction of the scent.
It was a large pot, with a simple stove built out of stones underneath. In the pot were stewed several birds and creatures, as well as some vegetables and fungi that were difficult to find even in the rainy season. There was a man beside the big pot,
From time to time, he threw some spices and ingredients into the pot and stirred it with the spoon in his hand. The heart-warming fragrance continued to emanate from the pot. Yajirobei, who hurriedly arrived, stared at the big pot blankly.
, kept swallowing saliva.
"Sigh... When other people travel through time, they either use delicious food to seduce mythical beasts, or they use delicious food to seduce girls, but I want to use delicious food to seduce a fat guy. I really don't have the face to meet Jiangdong's elders!"
Zhang Taiping was simmering the soup and thinking about it. He couldn't help but feel sad. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and burst into tears. Just when he was feeling sorry for himself, Yajiroubei, who couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, finally spoke.
"that……"
Zhang Taiping turned his head, glanced at the one ball hanging on Yajirobei's chest, and said first: "Hello, my name is Zhang Taiping. Although it is very presumptuous, can you transfer the bead hanging on your chest to
Me?"
"Eh?"
"Ah, the soup is ready. If you don't mind, let's have some together, and then we can talk about your dragon ball."
"I don't mind, I don't mind! I don't mind at all!" As soon as he heard that there was food, Yajirobei immediately reacted. He was thinking about what excuse to use to eat and drink when he received Zhang Taiping's invitation, which was exactly what he wanted.
He quickly ran to the cauldron, found a stone and sat down.
Talking while eating is a glorious tradition of the Chinese people. After drinking and eating, Zhang Taiping made his purpose of coming clearly clear.
"In other words, you can't go home for some reason, and this thing called Dragon Ball can help you go back?"
"Well, that's about it. If you have any requests, feel free to ask, as long as I can fulfill them."
"What a request. I don't have any hobbies except eating. Since you have treated me to such delicious food, I will just give this bead to you. Anyway, I picked it up accidentally."
Although in Zhang Taiping's impression, the fat man's character did not seem to be very good, he seemed very generous at this time. This made Zhang Taiping a little surprised and embarrassed. After all, he had used food to seduce him with other purposes.
.
"Then... thank you so much." After Zhang Taiping accepted the dragon ball, he took out a bag of fairy beans and handed it over, "Although it is not a particularly delicious thing, this fairy bean can make people live for ten days.
You won’t be hungry, and after my improvement, it now has several different flavors.”
"Oh! That's really good!" As long as it's food, it's good for Yajirohei.
"Then it's goodbye. If I can go back, I probably won't see you again." Zhang Taiping took out a motorcycle's universal capsule and disappeared into the jungle.
"What a strange person." Yajirobei scratched his head, grabbed a senbei and threw it into his mouth.
"Oh! It's chocolate flavored!"
"Hiss...this one is mint flavored!"
"Bah! That disgusting smell of mustard!"
"This is……"
"Oh! This is delicious!"
To be continued...