0005 What kind of trouble is going to be caused by letting civil servants compete in martial arts?(1/2)
I originally planned to take advantage of the weekend to save some manuscripts, but my friend caught me and went to kill the Three Kingdoms and almost forgot to update =.=
I finally have my first book review, even though it is a useless post←_←
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"Teacher! What's going on!" Zhang Taiping asked pretending to be curious as he ran back to the temple.
"It seems you have already met him..."
God's tone was full of vicissitudes of life, and he slowly revealed his relationship with the Demon King Piccolo. Although Zhang Taiping had long known that they were the same person, he had long forgotten the reason why they became two people, but he could still hear it.
With relish.
"Oh, that means, teacher, not only is your spirit split, but your body is also split..." Zhang Taiping made his final concluding speech.
"...You are right to say that...but why do you sound so awkward to me?" Shen Haoxuan, who was immersed in memories, was choked to death by this unscrupulous disciple.
At this time, Mr. ** said in a worried tone: "Then if the great devil Piccolo dies, then God..."
"Of course I will die too. This is what I planted, and of course I will have to bear the consequences."
"Huh! Fortunately, I thought there must be something wrong here, so I didn't do anything. Otherwise, I would have become a villain who deceived my master and destroyed my ancestors."
"It would have been better if you had defeated him directly just now," God said regretfully: "God cannot commit suicide. I have been waiting for a long time for someone who can defeat the Piccolo Demon King."
"I don't want it!" Zhang Taiping made a cross in front of his chest with both hands, "I have repeatedly emphasized that I am a civilian employee."
"Hehehe..." Shen looked at Zhang Taiping with a look of relief and said, "Although you are usually a mess, you are still a good boy in essence."
"What...what, such a disgusting statement..." Zhang Taiping turned his face away in embarrassment, avoiding God's sight.
"Since you don't plan to take action, you can only count on other martial arts masters."
"I think, teacher, you will eventually merge with Piccolo the Great Demon King." Zhang Taiping is not responsible for the spoiler.
"Perhaps, now we can only let nature take its course."
"I think we can focus on Sun Wukong. According to our world, that guy is destined to be the protagonist."
Zhang Taiping continued to pretend to be a magic stick.
"I also have this feeling, that the kid will save the world in the end."
"And more than once." Zhang Taiping added in his mind.
…
While the temple forces were watching, the Great Demon King Piccolo had already begun to cleanse the martial arts masters on the earth. After overthrowing Sun Wukong and briefly fighting with Kame Sennin and his gang, he finally summoned Shenlong and restored Qingchun.
The moment he killed Shenlong, Zhang Taiping said that he was definitely not gloating about his misfortune. At this time, Yajirobei brought Sun Wukong to the foot of Garin Tower.
"Don't be ridiculous! I don't want to take you up such a high tower!" When he found out that Sun Wukong planned to let him climb the Garin Tower, Yajirobei immediately quit.
"But the delicious food is at the top of the tower."
"Aren't you lying to me?"
"It's true, that thing is called fairy beans."
"Sendou!" Yajirobei immediately became excited. He could not forget the bag of delicious food that almost made him die two years ago. "Did it turn out that senbei came from this place? No wonder I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked for it.
!Then what are you waiting for? Let’s go quickly!”
Yajirobei shook his arms and was full of energy.
"You know fairy beans?"
"Well, a weirdo gave me a bag two years ago. Don't talk so much now, it's important to get to the tower!"
Yajirobei, who was driven by food, grabbed Sun Wukong, carried him on his back, and hurriedly headed to the top of Garin Tower.
…
Garin Tower Top
Yajirobei lay on the ground, panting from exhaustion.
"Hoo! Hoo! Hurry...take out the fairy beans and give them to me!"
For foodies, food is the most important thing.
Immortal Garin took out the fairy beans and handed them to him, while informing Sun Wukong of the death of Immortal Turtle. After Sun Wukong asked to become stronger, he directly took out Zhang Taiping's improved super divine water.
"Although the super magic water has been improved and the poison has been removed, you will fall asleep after drinking it. The specific duration of the drowsiness is not certain. People who improved it said it probably depends on your own potential and the body's endurance.
About Meow."
Just when Sun Wukong was about to drink the super divine water, Yajiroubei, who was happily knocking the senbei beans, suddenly yelled.
"Why does it smell like fish? Hundan!"
"Meow?" Immortal Jialin was confused.
“Isn’t there other flavors like mint curry and barbecue?!”
"Do the fairy beans still have flavor?" This is Sun Wukong whose intelligence is lagging behind.
"I'm a cat. Of course, I only want fish-flavored seeds. As for seeds with other flavors, I also have seeds here, but if you want to eat them, you have to wait for a while."
"Damn it!" Yajirobei fiercely grabbed a handful of senbei and stuffed it into his mouth, "I can only use these to hold it up first."
The next second he was pushed so hard that his entire belly swelled.
History is always surprisingly similar.
"Well... having sex at once... eating several flavors... it feels... it feels... seems good..."
Hello!
…
The next day, Sun Wukong woke up and hurried to the palace.
After rescuing Tianjin Fan, who was in danger, Sun Wukong, who had taken the super divine water, bullied the big devil without any suspense. Even though Tianjin Fan was holding him back, with only one right hand left to move, he still penetrated the big devil with one punch.
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Zhang Taiping, who was watching the situation in the temple, couldn't help but become nervous. He didn't relax until the big devil spit out Piccolo II.
"In order to resurrect that careless dragon, the cats will definitely let him come to you, teacher?"
"Well, when the time comes, he will be tested..."
"Don't look for me!"
"...Okay, then Mr. ** will test him."
"Speaking of which, after observing him for so long, teacher, you will definitely resurrect Shenlong and guide him. Why do you need to put it to the test?"
"This is tradition! It is a necessary procedure!"
"Tch! Formalism..." Zhang Taiping curled his lips and suddenly thought of a possibility, "Teacher, could it be that you suffered a lot when you were tested, so you want others who come after you to experience it?"
"You...are you kidding! How could I do such a thing!" God denied with a look of panic.
"Sure enough... Shenlong's unreasonable gambling is the root cause..." Zhang Taiping discovered that there is indeed a difference between comics and reality.
"Stop blabbering!" The angry God struck Zhang Taiping on the head with his stick, turned to Mr. ** and said, "Sun Wukong is almost here, you go outside and wait for him."
"yes."
"Then I won't stop you, teacher, from pretending to be an expert. You can continue to modify my somersault cloud, but it can't even fly to the height of the temple."
"Go, remember to come back and have a look when you have time, and help me give some guidance to Wukong. After all, he can be regarded as half of your classmate."
"We'll talk about it later." Zhang Taiping waved his hands with a troubled expression, and then teleported back to his experimental base.
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Three years later, the temple
"What? You want me to join the World's No. 1 Martial Arts Association? I'm..."
"I know you are a civilian!" God has been resentful of Zhang Taiping's poor excuse for a long time. "I just asked you to be an insurance company. If Piccolo kills people randomly at the venue, your super power is the best way to protect everyone!
"
"Yes, Taiping! Let's have a serious fight then!" Sun Wukong also supported.
"Then I can just go and be an audience..." Zhang Taiping continued to find excuses to be lazy.
"This is my order as a teacher!" God paused the cane forcefully.
"Tch! Okay..."
"Great! Now I can know your true strength Taiping!"
"I will surrender if I confront you!"
"why is it like this!"
After fighting for a while, Sun Wukong went to pack his luggage. Zhang Taiping turned around and asked: "Teacher, do you have anything to explain?"
"Oh? Did you see it?"
To be continued...