Chapter seven hundred and fifty fifth behind the scenes mouthpiece(1/2)
After watching the three little witches walk away, the wooden clock canceled the effect of the 'disappearance fog' and gradually revealed its figure.
He held his chin with one hand and rummaged through some parts of his long-standing memory.
"'Teacher Tie Biao'...'Tie Biao'..."
"Why does this ghost name sound so familiar, and it sounds inexplicably unpleasant..."
"Meow~meow~" - the background sound provided by the big cat.
The wooden clock added keywords to the ‘memory search bar’: ‘cat’, ‘little witch’, ‘signature meeting’.
The sum of a few key words is like mononitrate, disulfide, and charcoal, which suddenly explodes some bad memories.
An unknown fire was rising in my heart.
Mu Zhong had a gloomy expression and clenched his right fist: "Ah... damn 'iron watch'! You finally showed up from behind those boring toilet papers!"
Thinking back to how popular "Legendary Magician - The Legend of Mu Zhong" was back then, he himself was very unhappy with it.
He wanted to deal with the author of this book severely countless times, but he gave up once because the other party did not leave any real information.
"Haha, Tie Biao... Tie Biao, I want to see what you are."
"Cat, the plan has changed, we won't fish anymore, we will go for revenge!"
"..."
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The competition events in the second stage of the 'Zerui Cup' fishing competition all have certain requirements for the number of fish caught. Even if Mu Zhong participates, it will be 'difficult' to get promoted to the next stage.
Since you can’t catch anything by fishing and you can’t get a ranking, then the priority is not as high as seeking revenge from the ‘Iron Biao’.
‘Iron Watch’ is a pen name, but his real name is unknown. His representative works are the series “Legendary Magician—The Legend of Wooden Clocks”, “Those Wooden Clocks You Don’t Know”, “The Terrifying Witch Leader”, etc.
Although his later works rarely contain the element of "wooden clock", when most readers mention "iron watch", the first thing that comes to mind is his relationship with the "wooden clock" element.
A few years ago, a well-known magazine conducted a questionnaire survey. The question was "Among the works with the theme of 'wooden clock' elements, which one do you think is the best? What is the second best? And the third best. What about?"
Among the top twenty works according to statistics, six works were written by "Iron Biao".
Not only that, in the past fifty years, "Iron Watch" has been named the most popular annual author in the "Witch Region" thirty-five times.
To this day, he is still one of the twenty best-selling novelists in the world.
There are countless other honors.
….
‘Iron Biao’ was extremely low-key in his early years and never disclosed any real information about himself in his public works.
After he became famous, his true identity was gradually exposed to the public under the investigation of many good people and interested people.
After the real identity was exposed, under external pressure and invitations from all walks of life, "Iron Biao" gradually began to appear in public places and participated in more and more activities.
The ‘signature session’ is naturally one of them.
Back to the present.
Invited by "Feng Xingzi Publishing House", "Iron Watch" will hold a three-day on-site autograph session in the famous coastal town of "Danas" in "Issosol" on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd of November.
——This is public information and has been published in many newspapers.
…
After Mu Zhong took Big Cat to Issol on the 'Black Tea', he easily found out about the 'Iron Watch Signing Meeting'.
That night, in a remote corner of a city park, Wooden Bell crossed his legs and read the newspaper in his hand in the dark.
"'Danas' town, I remember that next to it is the 'Storm Tide Magic School', um... Storm and Tide used to have branch campuses, and what is there now should be the 'Storm Tide Magic School'."
"Eh... I don't know what I will see when I revisit my old place."
"..."
After reading the newspaper, Mu Zhong twisted it into a ball, threw it gently, and threw it into a trash can two hundred meters away.
"The night is nice tonight, let's fly over slowly like this."
As he said that, the wooden clock and the ‘back bench’ where the big cat was sitting slowly floated into the air.——The magic ‘Witch’s Flying Technique’.
[Witch Flying Technique: Casting the spell requires ‘controllable props’. After this magic is cast, the ‘controllable props’ can gain magical flying effects. The ‘flying effect’ is mainly related to the quality of the ‘controllable props’.] (Level 2 magic)
——To put it simply, it can turn an ordinary ‘broom’ into a flying ‘broom’.
——Depending on the quality of the 'controllable props', the upper and lower limits of their 'flight effects' vary greatly.
…
Wooden Bell put his hands on the back of the bench, raised his head, and looked up at the stars in the sky.
"From the Northern Territory to the East Region, then to the Wein Region, and now to 'Isu Sol', and then the next step should be the Guyun Kingdom, right? Or a trip to 'Xizhou'?"
Thinking of trivial things, he turned his head and looked below. There were only a few lights below, and most of the town was sleeping.
"Meow~"
The big cat leaned against his thigh, curled up into a ball, and planned to sleep.
"hehe……"
The wooden clock conjured up a can of 'red cat drink', "Peace is so good."
Only in peace can he have the lively towns, interesting activities, and peaceful nights he meets along the way.
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The town of ‘Danas’.
On the day of the ‘Iron Watch Autograph Session’, the whole town was bustling with activity, and the venue for the autograph signing event was even more jam-packed.
The autograph session was held in a commercial building along the coast. In addition to the autograph session, there were also peripheral display and sales, as well as other related derivative business activities.
In terms of activity area, the ‘signature session’ only occupies a small part of it.
…
Soon after sunrise, Wooden Bell arrived outside the building where the autograph session was held.
He sat on the 'bench', hiding in the 'No Man's Land'. He looked down from the sky and saw a dense row of 'little witches' outside the target building.
——This is his subjective illusion. How can it be possible that all the people below are little witches? At least half of them are not little witches.
"..."
The big cat looked down and saw the huge crowd, which made its tail tingle and said, "Meow..."
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Among the participants of the activities below, many people brought their own support posters, wore support clothing, etc.
These "clues" related to the "Iron Watch" vaguely reveal the true appearance of the "Iron Watch"...
For example, near the gate of the building, there is a large group of little girls all wearing the same style of clothes. The clothes are white with a cartoon "cat head" pattern printed on the front.
The 'cat head' is blue. Look at the 'cat head' and guess the cat's breed. This is a blue cat.
"..."
Mu Zhong's face lost all expression: "Blue cat... blue cat..."
"Hehe, hehe, Blue Cat, Blue Cat, I was sincere to you back then, but what happened? Hehe, it turned out that you were the one who hurt me the most after I turned around."
"You are dead!"
——It’s just harsh words and has no actual reference value.
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Time passed by, and the door of the building... opened.
The event officially started, and countless people flocked in, creating a hustle and bustle.
"..."
Mu Zhong didn't go to 'revenge' immediately. He went to buy some ice cream first to calm down his anger, while he waited for order to be restored in the building and thought about the next revenge plan.
"Let me think about it, first give him the 'stinky socks technique', then pluck the hair on the top of his head, change the color to brown, make the soles of his feet itchy and develop hemorrhoids? Splash him with dirty water? Change the clothes he is wearing?
Make him a skirt? Give him an 'Old Witch's Secret to Slimming'? Intimidate him? Use a 'cat teaser' to tease him?"
——Those methods are nice to think about, but...
"What's the difference between me doing this and the big witch!"
"Uh...if someone discovers that I am the one who caused the trouble, wouldn't my face be even more humiliated?!"
After thinking deeply, Mu Zhong found that he was unable to severely punish the 'Blue Cat' in public.
After all, if he really does that, once someone discovers it, it will be true for the rumor that he is the "witch leader".
"Putting stinking substances at the event venue? Adding ingredients to the organizer's food? Uh...it's all a shady method, no, no, no harm to people."
To be continued...