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Chapter 303 Can you be a little lady? Ask for a monthly pass

scissors, rock, paper

Sister, are you sure you are serious? Are you sure you are not joking with me? How long has it been and you still want to play this kind of game with me? You actually want to play this kind of rock-paper-scissors game with me? Have you ever done it?

Wrong? You are too naive.

At this time, Li Zhan said with a very helpless expression: "Are you kidding? I am not a three-year-old child anymore. How can I play with this kind of rock-paper-scissors? Even if you kill me, there is no way I can play this kind of childish rock-paper-scissors."

Game.

I think it's better to listen to me now, otherwise we can sing that song "Liang Liang". I feel that if the two of us continue to argue like this, the two of us are really going to be cool. Sister, aunt,

I’m begging you, can’t you just listen to me for once?”

"Of course it's okay to listen to you! But you have to play rock-paper-scissors with me first. If you beat me in rock-paper-scissors, I will listen to you. No matter what you want to do, people will listen to you.

Otherwise, no matter how good you say it, I won't listen to you!" Le Yao said with a smile on her face at this time, she liked to see Li Zhan's helpless look, Li Zhan really looked like this

It's so cute.

At this time, Li Zhan could only say with a very helpless expression: "Okay, okay... you are great, I will accept you, that's it! Come on, grandma, let's start playing rock, paper, scissors now! But let's make a deal first

The rules determine the outcome!

Don’t give me another best-of-three, best-of-five, best-of-seven, all at once, I won’t be able to stand it!”

Le Yao said happily with a smile on his face at this time: "Hey, hey, hey... who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who is a scumbag? Don't worry, I, Le Yao, have always been willing to accept defeat.

People, wait a minute if you win me, I will do whatever you ask me to do, that’s okay! But if I win you, you must also listen to me!"

Li Zhan also said with a smile on his face at this time: "Okay, I will follow the method you said. I hope you can be trustworthy! But why are you so happy? Do you think you will definitely win? Rock Scissors

The winning rate of cloth is also 50-50. Why are you smiling so happily, as if you are sure to win? Where do you get such confidence?

With such a happy smile, people who don’t know think you are sure to win? Don’t think that you are already sure of winning. It will not be certain who will win and who will lose by then? I tell you, I remember when I played rock, paper, scissors.

Sometimes, I rarely lose. If you lose later, don’t cry!"

At this time, Le Yao said calmly with a smile on his face: "Just rest assured, I am a person who can afford to lose. If you really beat me later, I will definitely be willing to admit defeat."

, but if I beat you, you must also be willing to admit defeat! Do you believe that I can guess what you are thinking and what will happen to you later? "

Li Zhan said eagerly at this time: "Are you kidding me? Are you out of your mind or have you read too many science fiction novels? You still know what I am thinking, do you think you can read my mind?"

Come on, don't grind anymore. If you grind anymore, it's really too late! Let's decide the outcome in one round. Let's be happy. Whoever wins will listen to whoever wins. It's just fun like this.

The decision has been made, come quickly!"

Le Yao also said a little playfully at this time: "Okay, I say one, two, three, and we will go out together when the time comes. Whoever wins by then, the other person must listen to him!"

"one two three!"

After Le Yao shouted one, two, three, the two people stretched out their hands at the same time, but at this time, Li Zhan didn't believe what he saw at all. How could this happen, how could this be possible, how could this be possible?

?

Le Yao held her little fist at this time and said with a very excited face: "Giggle... How about it? I won, I am willing to admit defeat, now you have to listen to me! You are a grown man who can't

Don’t keep your word, if you can’t afford to lose, you can still cheat!”

At this moment, Li Zhan looked at his scissor hands and really wanted to chop off those two fingers. Why was he so stupid? Why did he have scissor hands?

Ahhhhh... At this time, he really felt like he wanted to die. At this time, he really wanted to use his scissor hand to poke his own eyes. At this time, he really couldn't help but want to do it cruelly.

Beat yourself up so hard, why would you use scissorhands?

Is it because this Scissorhands is not good enough? Or is it because he competes with too many Scissorhands when taking pictures, so he subconsciously came up with this Scissorhands?

At this time, Li Zhan also said with a look of disbelief: "What do you mean? Who do you think I am? I am the kind of person who cannot afford to lose. Since I have already lost, I am willing to admit defeat.

It’s just that I’m curious, how can you be so sure that you can win? When we first started, you looked relaxed and sure of victory, and then you really won just now, to be honest.

I really don’t understand. How do you know that you will win? How do you know that I will use Scissorhands? Can you really read minds?"

Le Yao asked with a smile at this time: "Is this? Do you want to know? Do you really want to know? Are you sure you want to know? Are you sure and sure you really want to know?"

At this time, Li Zhan quickly nodded his head and said: "What do you mean by this? Of course I want to know. Even if I lose, I also want to know how I lost! I can't even die myself."

Sometimes I don’t even know where I will die, which is really frustrating!”

It's strange. He didn't know what he was going to do a minute ago. To be honest, when he just used Scissorhands, he had just thought of it a second before he did it. Even if this paradise can really read minds, it won't happen.

It can't be so fast.

Le Yao said with a very proud face at this time: "It seems that you really want to know, because you want to know so much, because you are so curious, because you are so sincere

, I won’t tell you! Just slowly feel aggrieved!

Hurry up, I am willing to admit defeat, we will sing the song "A Little Sweet" later, we have just agreed, whoever wins then will listen to whoever wins, now I win, you must listen to me!

"

At this time, Li Zhan also said with a face full of ridicule: "Okay, okay... listen to you, listen to you. I'm really fooled by you now. To be honest, can you do this song?"

Don’t forget that when we sing on stage, you won’t even remember the lyrics. If that’s the case, it would be a big joke!”

Le Yao said with a fierce threat at this time: "What do you mean? How dare you question me! Don't worry, I may be more familiar with every song of yours than you are. You definitely don't have to worry about this.

Dare you question my ability? It’s impossible for me to forget the lyrics. Don’t you know that my memory has always been very good?”

Li Zhan also said with a joking smile at this time: "You have a good memory? Are you sure your memory is really good? Why don't I remember your memory?

I remember when you were in high school, you never memorized the article "Li Sao"! You memorized it for several days and you still didn't memorize it. You also need a good memory. Who gave you the courage and confidence to let you

I think my memory is good! I would like to advise you, you can be confident as a person, but you cannot be blindly confident!"

Le Yao said with a smile at this time: "Hey, hey, hey... Can you please stop mentioning the past? Why do you have to bring out my scandals? Have you made any mistakes? Let's talk about "Li Sao"

Is that a text that people memorize? It’s still classical Chinese! It’s so hard to pronounce! Who can remember it?

You can’t blame me for this, but you can only blame Qu Yuan. Who asked him to write such a classical Chinese article that is difficult to memorize? To be honest, this article is still a nightmare for me. Even if I can memorize it, I can’t.

You must be able to write it right! Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get ready, and the two of us will sing the song "A Little Sweet" later!"

At this time, Li Zhan suddenly pretended to be confused and said as if he didn't remember anything: "Oh, it's terrible, I suddenly found that my mind is blank now and I can't remember anything! The lyrics of the song "A Little Sweet",

I don’t remember a single word now, what should I do! It’s over, it’s over, I really don’t remember it!”

At this time, Le Yao suddenly grabbed Li Zhan's neck and said with a very angry look: "Hey, hey, hey... can you stop pretending to have amnesia here? I tell you that as a man, you have to be willing."

Accept defeat when gambling. If you lose, you lose. You have to admit it! Are you cheating on me now? How dare you cheat on me? I will strangle you to death. Do you believe it or not?"

Li Zhan said with a scream at this time: "Hey, hey, hey... you woman, I warn you to let go quickly, let go quickly, do you hear me! If you don't let go, I will really be strangled to death by you! I am willing

I’m willing to accept defeat when I bet. Isn’t that okay?

It was just a joke, are you so excited? I didn't lose my memory, I didn't lose my memory, what a joke, how could I lose my memory, how could I forget the lyrics, I am a top student, let go!"

Le Yao said with a very proud face at this time: "Humph, I will let you go this time. If you dare to play tricks on me again next time, the boss lady will never let you go, do you hear me!"

At this time, a staff member suddenly said at the door: "Teachers, your show is about to start. Please go backstage to prepare. It will be your turn to play in a moment!"

At this time, Le Yao squeezed Li Zhan's neck hard again, and then said with a smile: "Okay, I understand, the two of us will go there in a moment, right, Teacher Li!"

At this time, Li Zhan felt his neck being squeezed hard by Le Yao again, and said with a very helpless look: "Yes, yes, we will go there in a moment, it's really troublesome... to trouble you

Got it!"

After Li Zhan waited for the staff to leave, he said with a very helpless look: "Auntie, you can let go now. I really have convinced you. As a woman, can you stop being so domineering and be gentle?"

, look at where you still look like a lady! Haven’t you ever heard of a saying, a gentleman talks but doesn’t do anything?"

At this time, Le Yao said in a very weak and coy tone: "I'm sorry, I'm just a woman, not a gentleman! It turns out that you like my gentle ladylike appearance, then you didn't tell me earlier! Brother Li Zhan, ladylike

Is this what you look like? Is your current look gentle enough? Did your neck hurt just now? Do you need to give you another slap?"

After listening to Le Yao's soft words, Li Zhan felt that he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body. Even at this time, he felt a chill all over his body.

Li Zhan stood up from the chair at this time, then walked towards the door and said: "Forget it, aunt, I was wrong, I was wrong, you should stop being a lady, your voice makes me unable to bear it.

I’m getting goosebumps, forget it, I won’t tell you anymore, I’ll go backstage first!”

Le Yao looked at Li Zhan's back at this time, with a proud smile on her lips!

It seems that her assistant Liu Xiaomi's suggestion is indeed good. Reappearing in front of a man in a different style from your past may achieve an unexpected effect! It seems that I have achieved something today.

The effect is quite good. It seems that I still need to keep working hard.

Li Zhan, you may not know that although my memory is not very good, I will remember everything about you very clearly, because I like you, so I want to get to know everything about you again.

, I want to remember everything about you clearly.

At this time, she remembered what her best friend Tang Juan said to him again - [Is it worth liking someone who doesn't like you? Is it wronged to be treated indifferently by such a man? ]

In fact, Le Yao already had the answer in her heart at that time, but she didn't say it out loud!

I’m not wronged, I’m really not wronged at all. I’m willing to bear all your indifference and disgust, just because I liked you at that time! You can despair my whole world with just one turn of yours, and you can stop me with just one turn of your back.

worldwide!

Loving someone is such a duty without hesitation. You may be physically and mentally exhausted, you may have tears in your eyes, you may be frivolous and unruly, or you may be homeless. Whether it is worth it or not, at least you will have no regrets if you love, hate, be obsessed with, or miss someone.
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