Chapter 314 Getting hit by a pig asking for a monthly pass
At this time, Chen Xiaoyue looked at the wildly running little pig and said with a scream: "Ah ah ah ah...Uncle, run, run! That pig is running towards us, let's run quickly?"
Uncle, can you beat this pig? If you can beat this pig, then we won’t run away! If you can’t beat this pig, we’d better run away quickly! Otherwise, wait a moment
We can't run away even if we want to!"
When Li Zhan heard Chen Xiaoyue's words, he could only smile helplessly. What does it mean that he can't even beat a pig? Can he compete with a pig? No, no! Can a pig compete with him?
Besides, why did he have to hunt some pigs when he had nothing to do?
If you win, he is worse than a beast; if you are tied, he is a beast; if you cannot defeat a pig, then he is worse than a beast.
Anyway, no matter whether he wins, loses or draws, he won't get any good reputation, so he still beats him.
At this time, the boy who was following behind with a stick shouted loudly: "Hey, hey, hey... the two people in front of you, help stop it, help stop it, don't let this little pig run past you.
! Please help me stop it, please, please!"
At this time, Chen Xiaoyue screamed loudly next to Li Zhan: "Uncle, uncle, that man asked us to help him stop this little pig, should we help him?
Uncle, please help him quickly and stop this little pig, otherwise it will run away from us again, and the person doesn’t know how long he will catch up with him? This pig runs too fast, even people
I can’t even catch up!”
At this time, Li Zhan could only shake his head helplessly, and then he suddenly ran to the middle of the road and stopped, and immediately started cheating. Fortunately, he had long legs, and the whole road was blocked by him when he cheated.
The little pig was running and suddenly saw a person in front of him. The person standing in front of him was quite tall, but he didn't know why he suddenly became so short.
This little pig is also a very smart little pig. It knows that there is a boy with a stick chasing him behind! So it can't look back, it can only rush forward.
No matter what is waiting in front of it, it must rush forward! When it encounters gods, it kills gods! When it encounters Buddhas, it kills Buddhas!
So at this time, although the little pig saw someone blocking him in front of him, he still rushed forward without hesitation.
When Li Zhan saw this, he was so frightened that he even broke out in a cold sweat. He originally thought that he was blocking the road in front and blocking the road so wide that the little pig would definitely turn back if he couldn't see past it.
He's running back.
But what he never expected was that this little pig would be so stubborn today. Even though he saw a person waiting for him in front of him, he still rushed forward bravely.
Li Zhan had only one thought at this time, and that was to stand up quickly. But at this time, he didn't know whether it was due to nervousness or other reasons. He suddenly felt that his legs were cramping and he couldn't stand up even if he wanted to. This feeling
It is really very uncomfortable, very painful, and very unbearable.
Seeing the little pig in front of me running faster and faster! Faster and faster! Getting closer and closer to him! Getting closer! And at this time, his legs just refused to obey him, and he couldn't stand up even if he wanted to.
!The more anxious he became, the less able he was to stand up, and the less able he was to stand up, the more anxious he became. At this time, there was already a layer of dense cold sweat on his forehead.
It was too late, but it was soon! Finally, at this critical moment, Li Zhan suddenly felt that his legs could finally move. He was so happy that he could finally move his legs and finally stopped cramping.
Seeing the little pig in front of him getting closer and closer to him, running faster and faster, Li Zhan had only one thought in his mind at this time, and that was to stand up quickly.
But at this time, when he had just stood up and had not yet stabilized, the little pig suddenly ran to his side and suddenly hit his head on his leg.
Because Li Zhan had just stood up at this time, he had not yet adapted to the gravity of the earth, and he had not stood firm at all. The attraction of the earth was not yet too stable for him, so when he was hit by this little pig, he immediately
He was caught off guard and fell to the ground.
At this time, the boy behind was running very fast, so after the little pig was blocked by Li Zhan, he quickly ran in front of the little pig and used the net in his hand.
One set, this little pig was directly inserted into it.
The little pig finally found out that he was trapped in, so he let out a miserable scream. The boy looked very happy when he saw that the escaping little pig was finally caught by him.
The boy holding the pig in his arms said with a simple smile: "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much!!! If you hadn't helped me stop this pig in front,
I really didn’t know that I was going to catch the monkey in the year of the horse! This little pig is really so naughty. This pig is just two months old. Today, it ran away without paying attention. It’s so naughty! I suddenly
I’ve been chasing it for a long time but haven’t caught up with it yet!”
At this time, Li Zhan could only complain in his heart with a very helpless look: Do you think I want to help you stop this pig? Help you stop this pig, do you know how frightened I was?
The most important thing is that I was knocked to the ground by a pig. If this spread, how could he still have the nerve to survive in this world?
This was really embarrassing. Fortunately, there were not many people here and not many people saw it. If others saw him in such an embarrassing scene, he would really want to die.
At this time, Chen Xiaoyue was also beside her and said with a happy smile: "Uncle, are you okay! Uncle, you are so useless. How come you can't even beat a pig, and you were knocked to the ground by the pig?
, uncle has to say, you are really amazing!"
Li Zhan said with great interest at this time: "Hey, hey, hey... Teacher Chen, it's already this time. Can you please stop standing and talking if it doesn't hurt your back and stop making sarcastic remarks here? I'm like this now
Isn't it just to stop this pig?
Facts have proved that I was very successful in blocking this pig, and that’s enough! The process is not important, the result is the most important. The result is that I blocked the pig, and then the pig was caught! This
Isn’t it a happy scene for everyone? Of course, this pig must not be happy at all!
But I feel like this pig should also thank me!
If it hadn't been for me, if it had kept running like this, and the person behind it kept chasing, it might have died suddenly while running, foaming at the mouth.
Okay! Even if it escapes by luck, someone else might catch it, and if they catch it, they might abuse it!
Even if no one catches it, it's alone, no! That's wrong! It's a pig in the wilderness, and it probably won't find anything to eat. It might starve to death in a few days!
So this pig should still thank me, but that's how I am. I never leave my name when I do good deeds, and I never do good deeds for the sake of others' gratitude to me. Even if there were countless beauties who thanked me,
You cried and shouted to promise me your life, but I have seriously refused, let alone a pig!"
The pig seemed to be very unhappy when he heard Li Zhan's shameless words, and even growled disdainfully at him several times.
The young man said with a very happy and excited face: "By the way, by the looks of you, you must not be locals. I have never seen you here before. Are you from outside? Are you from outside?"
Are you here to visit relatives? Or are you here to visit friends?
No, no, why do you look so familiar? Why do you look so much like a star I saw on TV! Yes, yes, I remembered, you are the singer Li Zhan I saw in "The Voice of China"
Right!
Oops, idol, you really don’t know, I really like you! I like to listen to every song of yours, especially the song you wrote, "Calories", "Burn My Calories", "Bye Bye Donuts", "Pearls"
Milk tea instant noodles, hot pot rice, large plate chicken, take it away, you're welcome...
Idol, you really don’t know how much I really like this song! By the way, I also like your girlfriend! Oh no! I said it wrong, it’s your girlfriend on the show, Chen Xiaoyue!
Wow, wow, you are Chen Xiaoyue! Although you are wearing a mask at this time, your red hair cannot fool me. You two must be Chen Xiaoyue and Li Zhan, right? I really didn’t expect to be so lucky today.
I’m so happy to meet you all here!”
At this time, Li Zhan said helplessly with a wry smile: "This brother has to say that your vision is really good, but I want to tell you the truth, you really got the wrong person!
Many people who have met me say that I look very similar to the celebrity Li Zhan, but in fact we are not the same person at all. I am obviously much more handsome than him, okay?
Why do you always misunderstand that I am him? I am really not him. Please stop misunderstanding me!"
The young man holding the pig said with a very firm and excited expression: "Really? But what you said seems to make sense. If it was Li Zhan, how could he come to this small village? This is indeed a bit strange.
Logical!
But you two look so much alike that if you didn’t know better, you’d think you two were biological brothers!
No, no! You smiled. Maybe there is someone in this world who looks very similar to Li Zhan, but not everyone can imitate Li Zhan’s smile!
His clean, pure and warm smile is truly unique in the world! You showed this smile just now, so please stop lying to me. You must be Li Zhan, right?
Even though the two of you look very similar, this smile is unique to my idol Li Zhan. No matter how much anyone else looks like Li Zhan, even if they have plastic surgery to look like Li Zhan, they will not.
You might smile like this!
So I’m sure you must be Li Zhan, please stop lying to me!”
Li Zhan was really speechless at this time. He just used this trick to get rid of several passers-by he met on the road!
Everyone else believed what he said, thinking that he really looked a bit like Li Zhan and was not Li Zhan himself.
He originally thought that the simple and honest young man in front of him was easy to fool, but Li Zhan didn't expect that the simple and honest young man in front of him was so meticulous in his observation. Now he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to escape even if he wanted to. He was really incompetent.
The appearance.
I just used this trick several times without any problems, but unexpectedly I stumbled here!
It’s true that people cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured!
This guy looks simple and honest on the outside, but unexpectedly he is so sinister and... meticulous on the inside!
At this time, Li Zhan looked at the boy holding the pig in front of him and said with a very helpless expression: "Okay, okay! I didn't expect that you would find out my hidden identity so deeply! Okay, I
Admit it, I am Li Zhan!
I didn’t expect you to be so meticulous. Even though I’m like this, you can still recognize me! And even though I said those words just now, you can still be so sure that I am Li Zhan himself!
It’s just a smile. This is too nonsense! Is my smile really so unique? Is it really an exclusive certified logo? Since my smile is so unique, it seems that I can go there in the future.
It’s so funny!”
The boy holding the pig suddenly screamed loudly and said happily: "Ah ah ah... It's really you, it's really you, you really are Li Zhan! In fact, I already believed what you said just now.
, I just wanted to blow you up, but I didn’t expect it to happen! I didn’t have much hope at first, but I didn’t expect it was really you. It seems that my acting skills are really good.
Well, I even lied to you, I’m so happy!”
When Nani Li Zhan listened to the words of the young man holding the pig, his mind was filled with the sight of ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past, and a mouthful of old blood that had been held in for many years almost burst out uncontrollably.
He really never expected that the simple and honest young man in front of him could be so deceptive. This young man who looked simple and honest at first glance looked like the honest and honest type of Guo Jing. He didn't expect that he
He was so deceived, and so miserably.
He really never expected that he would be blown away by the simple and honest young man in front of him!
Chapter completed!